This game needs British/Scottish accents

It's not like it will even have VA.

Wots that spel? Lodes o money Probably.

BRING BACK NIA, NINTENDO

THE RANSOM DEMAND IS ONE MILLION DOLLARS

OI BYPASSED DA POKEBALL

AW THAT'S NOTHIN! I MAKE MOR N' THAT IN A DAY Probably.

Haha nice joke, Twitter!

OI MATE YOU GOT ENOUGH BADGES FOR THAT POKEMON?!

SCOTLAND FOREVER

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>files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4
Moar

Posting twitter caps permaban when?

man sure is reddit in this here

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after they permaban peepee frogs and wojaks

Where are all the Muslims?

so never
awesome

DEREK B?
ON YOUR BIKE!

>twitter screenshot with a tumblr filename
add a 9gag watermark and post this on /r/Yea Forums and we will have gone full circle

OI
WOP IT OUT

youtu.be/awfKesorGyo
SCOTLAND
FOREVEEEEERR

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HEY FUCK YOU M8 THIS SHIT BETTER THAN WOJAK, PEPE AND BOWSETTE FAGGOTRY, YOU CUNT!

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Oh, sorry mate. I don't take cheques. Just lods of emone.

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I WANT TO FUCK A SLAG

they are all equally bad faggot

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

OI FOK OFF MATE YOU CHEEKY BASTARD JUS AVIN A WEE BIT O FUN

ARE

YOU

MENTAL

There is no voiced dialog in these games. Why are people talking about accents?

at least pokefy it

I think they're trying to have fun with it or something
Some weird non-autistic concept

1000 hours in mspaint

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YEW CHEEKY CUNT

Heh. Wasn't expecting that ending.

LET 'IM FINISH

Pop Quiz, Yea Forums-kun:

Without Googling, how many different types of UK accents are there, and what are their specific names?

>dub Niafags found something else they can infest like a cancer

- Northern cunt
- Suvvern cunt
- Posh cunt

'ate team rocket
'ate da souf
'ate kalos

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souf is all posh, cunt

Friendly reminder that there's a pokemon board for you autists to shit up.

>No fun allowed

london
souf
soufwest
middul
welsh
norf
scottish

NGUBU I CHOOSE YOU

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wew absolute unit

Imagine the ace trainer.

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OI YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT POKEBALL?

This game needs .

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we need more qt scottish girls who talk shit

I really hope this is their main "fanon" personalities because I'm in it super hard.

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OI YA GITS! QUIT YER MUKIN’ ABOUT! IT’Z TOIM TA GET STUCK IN! WAAAAAAAGH!

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this will be the pokemon game with the best memes, bar none

It's funny because the blond girl reminds me of the posh blonde english girl from Little Witch Academia.

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British "accents" are horrendous and no better than ebonics

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BIN THAT HONEDGE MATE

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>norf memes mixed with pokemon
It’s gonna be a fun leak season

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Diana is much more dignified than that! Except when it comes to her future wife Akko

OI! FRESH MEAT!!!

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Even better than imagined?

more of this shit fucking please

Where the fuck is this "pokemon BUT WITH ACCENTS" all coming from? I don't really care for pokemon but all this shit is hilarious.

Can’t you lot stay in your containment board?

Takes place in not!england

New game is based in London m8

>Bikes of Peace

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YOOR A TAWSSAH

i hate europeans

Yea Forums wouldn't want Pokemon threads

how about you delete this you fucking wog

Ohhhh fuck yes, now I'm interested in these characters.

>go to bin
>lil Trubbish fella pops out
>copper walks by
>"Oi you litterin bruv?"
>try tellin im "No mate, just binnin"
>he doesn't believe me
>calls in the neighbourhood Sharia Defence Volunteers
>makes me recite the Quaran to show my loyalty to the queen
>accidentally say Alan instead of Allah
>as punishment have to suicide bomb the EU parliament
I'm right snoggered now mum.

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Brits do too.

I already can't wait for this meme to end

And that's why getting shot is simply mint m8

>he grows hair
wtf?

>Gen 1
Leaf is cute!
>Gen 2
Lyra is cute!
>Gen 3
May is cute!
>Gen 4
Dawn is cute!
>Gen 5
Hilda is sexy!
>Gen 6
Chicken-chan is cute!
>Gen 7
OI, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA GAWKIN AT YA FUCKIN CUNT

Good to see the fans give one of the girls a personality for once.

>Start game
>check the telly
>Oi its a bloody neentendoi sweetch it is
>bedroom door busts open
>OI GUV YOU RECKIN THIS SORRY NOB GOT EEMSELF A LOISENSE FA DIS ERE TEEVEE?!

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Tribalism is a hell of a drug

its gen 8 user. . .

>Leaf
didn't exist in Gen 1
and you skipped Serena

Chicken-chan was not cute.

>Leaf
>Lyra
user...

>talk to mum
>WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER THEY'VE HAD A SHET? WELL IT WAS FACKIN' ONE OF YAS! DISGASTAN

SPEED BALL USIN'

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bong voice over is xenoblade exclusive

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br*ts aren't european they're anglos like americans

Is she lewd, though?

reminds me of another creatively bankrupt fanbase that made some meme about some part of the female body

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PAJAMA WEARIN'

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KICK THE BLOODY POKEBALL
ITS COMING HOME

Peak cute is her being lewd in mannerisms and language but secretly pure

E'S GOT A STEEL TOYPE
GET 'IM BAZ

Sorry, I was just going off my memory.

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>all the Americans that used to idolize England and consider themselves better and smarter and basically being weebs but for the UK
>TFW Slags, chavs, and Muslims have completed killed this trend entirely
Based degredation of the Queen's Homeland.

>BOYO I WENT TO THE PUB I DID TO DRINK THE THOT OF YOUS OUTTA MY HED AND THEY DUN TOOK MY KLEFKI ON THE GADDAMN WEEKLY BURROUGH SEARCH. JUST COS I SAID THA ONE TIEM THAT I HATED THE KALOS BASTERDS THAT MOVED IN NEXT TO US I DID

>impyling i'm not still an angloboo

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The internet killed the idolization of a lot of places, really. Paris is another.
Japan is the exception only because most people couldn't look past the moon runes.

i'd prefer an aussie version
OI YA CUNT BATTLE ME
FACKIN STREUTH BULBY FUCKIN VINE WHIP'IM YA CUNT

>Swedes
>Swarthy
hmm.

Uh when the fuck did burgers like the UK?
They've had it drilled into their heads to hate the redcoats about as much as the holocaust

You think they're going to far with the authenticity?
The part where ya get pulled into a van by a bunch of pakis and get raped for a week straight was pretty graphic.
Then when I finally managed to escape, some fucker ran up to me and shanked my character.
Cunt even took my last potion.

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Maybe he went to Finland accidentally

>Leaf is cute!
>Leaf
>Lyra is cute!
>Lyra

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Now I'm disappointed the whole game won't be like this.

>accidentally say Alan instead of Allah

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ARE YE DAFT, YA CUNT! KICK THE RODE!

Fuck it you're right, here's the improved version.

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Yeah it's pretty authentic, I didn't get shot once

its bosh, not posh, you fuckin mutt

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Noice

Goddamn I wish

ARE YOU BLOODY MENTAL

A TEAM FULL OF MONKEYS, AND HALF ARE BLEEDING FIGHTING TYPES

>fun is reddit

Head like a fucking Voltorb

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>furfag seethes over bowsette
FREE RENT

>2/6 = 1/2

Why not a jellyfish Pokémon, Karl?

who voiced this????

moar...need moar of this

there's no point in proving ricky wrong because he attaches the goalposts to this bike and then packpedals

Which pokemon has the most dakka?

I voiced that :)

Just the guv’ment we ‘ate, lad.
The Anglo-Brythonic race still reigns supreme.

too cold to be dressing like that

muh

That's the kind of math I'd expect from Ricky, so it's pretty spot on.

>Ricky
>intelligent
>able to accept being wrong

You need to do more and make a twitter or something. You basically became the fan voice of this char by that alone.

Finland was part of Sweden then. Also lots of Sweden is practically Finnish anyway.

everyone fuckin' abandoned the black/white girl being fran drescher

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By this chick. She's apparently a voice for the next huniepop game.
twitter.com/ElsieLovelock/status/1100789922112462848

>Scots
>cold
Pick one, ya nonce.

I imagine all of them talk shit to some degree.

>Start game
>Hear a knock at the door
>It's some bald cunt askin if I paid the fee for my pokemon trainer license when I ain't even stepped foot in tall grass yet
Truly the British experience

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It's unfortunate but I always liked to think she had a bostonian accent

>angry scottish lass
this makes my caterpie the metapod

Can't wait to catch a Kebabutos. Lamb-type Pokémon. Has a move called "Hotsauceandlettuce Beam."

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I'm an Arizonafag, everything under 70f is cold

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/r/ demoman as the scottish lass

For a lot of people growing up in the US it was always depicted as this pish posh fancy place where everyone was super sophisticated. Now its just seen as "oi bruv you got a fookin loisence for that knife?"

>beat man in Pokemon battle
>get my house raided because his Gardevoir was a male Mulsim
>UK

Yer lucky. My got hit by a van as soon as I stepped outside.
Then when I finally got to my first trainer battle, the opponent threw acid in my face and stole all my balls.

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>under 70f is cold
i'm in michigan. anything over 70f is hot for me

Different accents are cool.

But the right one is murrican.

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At least its still fun to make fun of. The same dindu nuffin shit is tiresome.

So from one extreme to the other.
Ironic, since chavs have almost completely died out now.
They're all now either chino wanker lads or just regional working class.

What kind of trainers are the sas cunts?

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Fair enough.

Video games need more thick english accents, non-anglo accents are overplayed and cheesy.
Give me some aussie, cockney, welsh, boston, dixie, the whole damn package.

It's been a while since we had really good protagonist designs. These two are definitely top tier.

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the girl protags have always been pretty consistently strong

Boy is fag.
Girl is cute.
If you can’t wear a kilt in this I’m not buying.

>26 + 6 = 1

If it takes place in Bongland, shouldn't most of the characters be brown?

>that part in the game when you're supposed to defeat those Electrodes before they can explode
>I don't because Thatcher's a cunt

So like Transformers Cybertron, but not voiced entirely by Canadians mimicking other dialects?

>Britbong trash
>perfect, white teeth

You had one job

Brits are only European geographically

HASH SLINGIN'

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Then where are the from? The moon?

funny thing is that stereotype is the opposite of reality

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They are ascended.
If you ain’t Anglo, you ain’t much.

Mega Blastoise seems pretty dakka. Giant back cannon, wrist cannons and he's blue meaning he's lucky so he probably gets good shots.

the girls were always cute but i always saw the boys as fags

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every time I see brits on TV they have fucked up teeth though, what about by the age 18?

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You gotta loicense fuh dat Pokemon mate!?

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all the studies seem to be based on 12 year olds for some reason. No idea why.
I don't watch TV so I can't say I know what you're talking about anyway to be honest.

Why is right one so flat?

Will you be able to customize them Sun and Moon?

Because she believes in justice.

What you need the guys to be muslebound or something?

i really like his box pack
gives me a real good vagabond sort of feel

this fuels my fetish

They make these designs like the way they are because they are suppose to be children. Of course creeps on Yea Forums would think the little girls are god-tier and boys are gay looking.

I like this alot

free dental nigga

Not unless you have a bunch of pupils in your eyes and can spaz out to fight better.

underrated

the american's stereotype of "bad" teeth is about crookedness and yellowness, not about the health of the teeth. yes, it is a cosmetic and artificial thing, and americans lack the self-awareness to recognize that orthodontics is their own korean jaw surgery, but the point remains that no other country has as many straight/white teeth than the US

Ulster too, bellend.

>gyms give you licenses instead of badges now

technically a gym badge is a licence to use an HM outside of battle

America isnt a county in Pokemon

>main female isnt British and the rival a Frenchie

"Kid I'm gonna have to see your license for that Charizard. You can't just be riding the big guy around on the streets like this."

it's just going to be a heavily romanticized version of an existing place like Kalps.
we're not going to see all the shirtless fat old men hanging about outside the pubs, or mad tam taking a massive shite just outside the corner shop.

I can't be the only one who's really turned on by Scottish accents, right?

>fun
This is Yea Forums

Any examples user ?

>the rival ends up being a kalos exchange student
>they end up either being a secondary rival or a main rival
>as a secondary they have 1 starter being one of the kalos starters
>as a main they have 2 starters one being the gen 8 starters and the other being a Pokemon native to kalos

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>oi laddy imma need to see er acid loicense

I mean, I get the joke but don't the games always assign you a license number just to keep track of pokemon being traded? Seems like the kind of joke they strangle in the crib. Or punch in the womb, as it were.

If they don't talk like this, I'm done with Pokémon
youtube.com/watch?v=hWUaT5ovZ50

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wat are yui doin in me swamp?

>pokemon games
>voice acting

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Then how is Lt. Surge the Lightning American?

Never got the "American" vibe from this place besides the big city.

Please no.

Dragon Quest managed.

The whole damn area is based on New York and Joisey. And then you get Hollywood added BW2.

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What about the anime?

Great. Now I'll have deal with this, but with pokemon

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Pokemon heroes beyond Red are generally written or accepted as kind of benignly heroic, the younger ones written as a little goofier or more immature especially if they're often portrayed with someone more serious(e.g. Gold to Red, Rosa to Hilda, Moon when with Lillie, etc.)

Jap twitter and pixiv right now is going for that same characterization, nonthreateningly cute; or Nip angloboos being what they are making FeMC more posh and sophisticated since that's what British people are like in anime.
Meanwhile English-speaking twitter is going in the complete opposite direction, making her crude and profane, and Scottish. It's exciting, honestly, like a shot to the heart.

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>buy pokemon sword version
>bloke at tesco asks me to show me knife license

Shut yar bloody mouth ya wanker

Kinda unrelated but that red head chick from Kids Next Door always made my pee pee feel funny whenever I hear her accent.

I wouldn’t mind.
If I’m going to self-insert, it might as well be in a body I want.

WOP YER WAHDS. WOP YER WAHDS.

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I want to fuck their brains out

>both white characters
The retarded japanese STILL think the west is only white people, jesus fucking christ. Then sjws attack them and Yea Forums gets mad, but fuck it, they deserve it.

Gen 6 IS that forgettable, excellent post user.

so sick of gay reddit retards posting screencaps of twitter

Imagine if you still can't have a redhead

t. Achmed

>70f
Thats too hot.

fuck off nigger

BORN IN A WORLD OF STRIFE

>*takes pokemon out of the pokeball™*
>runs towards the new town
>*opens map*
>"Mhmmm... I see more grass... wild Pokemon™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Arcanine™"
>*Follows linear path*
>guys in good PokeFashion™ appear
>"IT'S A FUCKING TRAINER IT IS! GET EM!! OY SLAG YOU WANA 'AVE A POKEMON FIGHT CUNT SHIT FUCK"
>"Shit you stink" DA NANANANANANA *get pokemon back to the PokemonCenter™, beat that trainer with a cinematic movie and gets PokeDollars™*
>"Mhmmm... TeamX™ pretending to be 10yo... better tell the town head about this"
>"Come on, Arcanine™"
>"OY BLODY FUCK CUNT SLANG, IS THE POPE CATH'LICK U CHEEKY TART"?
>"Just some criminals posing as little kids, here's proof *shows selfie"
>"OY UR GETTING STRONG ARENT YE? HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE TOWN CHIPPED IN"
>"Potential Danger" Complete PIKAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>10 PokeDollars™ received
>"Lets get out of here Arcanine™"
>*Takes Pokemon™ inside Pokeball™*
>*Continues adventure*

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*BANG* *BANG*

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are these girls lolis

America hasn't had ill will for Britain pretty much since the revolution.

>pre drinking
>scottish thing

That's anyone of anglo-saxon descent. That's pretty much a staple of what you do going out in Newfoundland, Canada.

The mythology should have been saved for a China region.

I love my lil scottish girl

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Aren’t Newfies Micks?

Is it britbongistan or spudland?

Hmmm

He's not anymore.

>Japan is the exception only because most people couldn't look past the moon runes.

No, it's mostly because it's still an exclusive nation that keeps out faggots out of it. Which is good. Rampant globalization ruins a lot of cultures.

I mean they kinda reconciled how the Pokemonverse eventually went from "it's Japan with weird shit but also normal stuff" to "it's kinda like our universe but with Pokemon." In BW they mention he might be Unovan, since that was the only American equivalent up till we got PokeHawaii.

most are, yes
but there are some good ones too. think of some of the bitches from harry potter.

>MFW I know why this new pokegirl appeals to me.

The tomboy meme is real.

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This, she's Lewd

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>British
>white

you sir are a man of integrity

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>tfw Pokemon doesn't have any voice acting so we don't get a Xenoblade 1/2/Last Story mega-British dub
>no Adam Howden Shulk-ing it up for the hell of it

>Anyone but the British
>white

Fuck off you nigger, you'll never be Western

LOOK OUT!

TEAM STIG IS HERE TO STEAL ALL OUR POKEMON!

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I used to like them.
Then my nephew discovered Youtube...

cringe. grow up.

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It's almost as if creating appealing female anime designs is a solved science.

>Anglo-Saxons
>literally their purest form is hyphenated mutt style

How do people think it takes place in the UK? What’s the connection between galar and the UK?

IM GONNA DO IT
IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD

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notBigBen

>theres a separate BREXIT league and EU league

as you beat gyms you can change their allegiance to whichever league, brexit league has more personal freedoms for its leaders but are in turn underfunded. EU leagues have higher funding and better equipment but are extremely micromanaged

twitter.com/Scribble1k/status/1100783457171578881

What would his/their theme be?

nytimes.com/2007/03/05/science/05cnd-brits.html
The British are way less mutt than, say, the French or Germans.

NISSEN

Also the devs said it was based on the UK
Watch the 7 fucking minute video that introduced it you faggot

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Ratticates, zubats, ekans.
maybe a grimer.

oi, we team ISIS innit

now give us ye pik'chu fore i shank u bruv, yeh?

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what I dislike the most is that lapras is going to get a mega evolution instead of an evolution

Can they just reveal the obligatory "character that's of some kind of Pokemon equivalent of South Asian/Middle Eastern descent" just so we can get the obvious jokes out of the way?
Nobody really gave a shit about Shauna being brown in France back during X/Y but Yea Forums of 2013 and Yea Forums of 2019 are very different beasts.

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If the filename was changed you wouldn't know any better where it was saved from. It's always fun seeing fags like you try hard to fit in.

>Also the devs said it was based on the UK
They did not though. Timestamp that for me kthx
England = UK apparently

>nigel farage is the champion
>before the fight he automatically deports all your pokemon that aren't from his reigon

fed up with these jihadi baddies

chicken chan a best

>fight
>not foight

there really needs to have more gyms with actual gimmicks like in the anime

ie, you can only fight their water pokes with your water pokes

Hilda is already hot and I happen to find Fran Drescher and her voice hot as well. I wish this took off too.

lads, lets get some good ol' fashion english pride

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next game set in mainland america:

pokemon rifle vs pokemon shotgun

Oh god, my sides.

>enemy magikarp used SPLASH
>your pokemon grabs its knee and writhes for a minute or so

Do they sing the SIX A-BONG song in the Pokemon universe too?

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Once we get a better look at the PokeFIFA stadium I expect this to be the first joke drawn.

>fucks with redneck hicks by mocking their state
>fucks with subhuman Argentinians by driving around their country with a plate referencing the humiliation of the Falkland islands
God I love Clarkson.

I think Scottish accents are hot on a dude desu

imagine

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Megas are dead, brah.

based and karlpilled

More of a nik naks lad myself.

But that would take creativity and originality.

that would work too

oddly sexy
but that's only because the girls are attractive

The boys have just looked as generic as possible for the past few gens, and it doesn't help that their customization options are so lacking that you can't really make them anything other than a short-haired boy in a t-shirt and shorts. At leas the girls' default designs have some unique flair to them. I fucking hated Nate when B2/W2 first came out, but now I can at least appreciate how original he looked.

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please dear god don't let this be the first one that includes full voice acting

>Pokemon Strikers

That would be pretty rad. Make up a team out of all of the pokemon with special moves and hissatsu shots.

>press A to overreact to minor injury

should socialized pokecare be accesible to non-galar citizens?

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nice 1st world country you got there

The Trials in Sun/Moon were going in that direction, but they ended up getting real lazy and gave up on them almost entirely by the end.

>England = UK apparently
It is basically England + the parts that don't want to call themselves England.

CAM ON PIKACHU
FAKKIN THUNDERSHOCK INNIT?

>XY came and nobody did some shitty regional comedy bullshit
>Sun and Moon came and nobody did some shitty regional comedy bullshit
>Sword and Shield comes out and people nigg out over it

Says a lot about UK 'culture'.

>britishhistory.pdf

weve come full circle

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Nobody knows anything about fucking France outside of some baguette and surrendering jokes and what is Hawaii outside of a popular tropical vacation destination?
Meanwhile UK regional humor comes in English which makes it accessible to American/non-British English-speaking internet, but is still distinct enough to manifest itself as unique.

>people have fun
>its bad
nigga what

also
>Sun and Moon came and nobody did some shitty regional comedy bullshit
literally 90% of the "alola form" memes are just pokemon wearing tourist or hula outfits

That’s because the British are more relevant than the French or Hawaiians is Anglophone culture.

>crude and profane, and Scottish
Why did you repeat yourself here?

there are parts of the uk that aren't England yes

It's based off of New York and California so yes, it's based off of all of America.

>pic
I mean, if it's like chem class or something then I'd want him to shut up too.

>abdicates this year
>plays pokemon all day every day

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Where do you think you are?

>Too young to remember french twitter

What if the Queen is the Champion of the Galar region?

>kalosfags forever cucked in any prospect of a remake

They better not pull that version-locked clothing colour shit again, I want to dress in all blue and white

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>Slapping
>Female moaning

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???

also, sobble really sounds like some londoner slang

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>Norf fc makes an appearance
Simple as

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Is there going to be diversity in this game? Like White blonde npc with a black or brown boyfriend/husband?

>this obnoxious bullshit again
Time for every Pokemon topic to become the same exact trash the Xenoblade 2 threads were

oh no!
the radio tower has been taken over by extremists!! we need to beat them and kick them out!!

will pokemon have the balls to give an actual alternate storyline if you decide to join the baddies?

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REX WHEN ER GONNA FILL ME CUNT?!

Shut up and enjoy things fag

i dont into xenotits so i dont know what youre talking about, but the best way to deal with forced memes is to join in and make sure its used up and ran into the ground. ugandan knuckles style

whining about it only makes it worse

>spoiler
>GameFreak
Nah, m8.

scotland is part of britain, therefore british, or do you mean english/scottish

probably the latter knowing the general knowledge of posters on here

I have no idea how the name is supposed to relate to sports considering the other two are pretty obvious with the theme with "Score Bunny" and "G Rookie".

Fuck, I hope she does more. These kill me!

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guys I think I want a scottish gf

I bet there will be a lot of brown people in this game despite it being in the "UK"

>British Pokemon
KANTO
*selfdestructs*
NEEDS
*Team Acid rapes young female trainer*
TO
*use ACID on little sister, Its super effective!*
GIVE UP THEIR GUNS!

yeah good luck ethan

Post Pokémon that won't be allowed in Galar.

On the top of my head i can think of Remoraid, Clauncher/Clawitzer and Genosect.

>"United" "Kingdoms"

any pork based mons are BANNED

Nate is cute, do NOT bully him.

FireRed and LeafGreen aren't canon, that's how.

You do realise that it's half six in the UK at the moment and most of us won't see this thread full of license memes.

so.. are the "alola forms" thing gonna be sun/moon only or will all pokemon gens now have alternate forms in each region

The memes will always be there, the game comes out at the end of the year.

One would think that but we all know that Galardasses need their fucking greasy "Breakfast", and that means Bacon.

There is a "leak" that says that predicted the Reigion being Britbong and the version names that says there will be "Armor Evolutions" for this one, but i'd take it with a grain of salt like with all leaks.

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It's hilarious how someone's perception of an entire nation can be formed of nothing but /pol/ and Yea Forums memes.

That's Yea Forums for you.

choose your starter boys

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Best girl right there, why the FUCK they don't bring her back is beyond me.

nintendo being pussy faggots stuck in the 80s-90s is the main reason. why do you think most nintendo characters STILL don't talk at all? "charm"? Fuck no it's because they're lazy bastards who want to keep sticking to outdated models because it works for them. because nintendo fans are the only people who still eat whatever shit gets dropped onto their plate without question.

me n me mum n me dad n me gran
are off to pokewaterloo
me n me mum n me dad n me gran
and a buket of pikachuvindaloo

I'm british. The chav memes make me laugh. stop getting offended over nothing you white knight twat

Inb4 it's just part of one gym

>why do you think most nintendo characters STILL don't talk at all?
They probably noticed how voice acting ruins games while simultaneously making them more expensive to make and localize.

'ate Rawkets
'ate Magma
'ate Aqua
'ate Glaktik
'ate Plasma
'ate Flair
'ate Skulls
simple as

Funny funny stuff.

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Fuck off you cunt im British too. I'm completely fine with the chav and norf memes because they're funny but those shitty contemporary political memes aren't. It's just sour grapes from yanks who got taken the piss out of because of the 56% meme so now they're taking the opportunity to shit on Britain because we have ragheads. It's just mean spirited shitflinging which makes awful memes.

Funny how so many people posting this shit are SJW types that'd whip up a shitstorm about the same kinda jokes being told about other groups of people.

The west IS only for whites, everyone else is just freeloading

R E N T F R E E

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One of the main reasons why I love orks is their cockney accents.

>the eternal anglo
>european
Top fucking lel.
The anglo hates everything and everyone european.

Poshy type
Cockney
Socottish
Welsh
Irish
Irish, but you'll get bombed for calling them brittish
Not actually british, just pretentious

>Protag kinda looks like Luluco
>Lass looks kinda like Diana
I loved that episode.

Double standards like this are pointed out all the time, but SJWs don't deny it or even try to hide it. They wave it proudly. Racism is fine as long as it's directed at whites. Sexism is fine as long as it's directed at men. Any other group is forbidden from mockery of any kind.

>Teach your Pokemon to do a Nazi salute
>Get arrested

Takes place in england, and Nintendo likes accents now.

'is lad is ABSOLUTELY M E N T O W

>files.catbox.moe/4vq4sv.mp4
What's the name of the music in the background for this?

>Walk down the street to the Pokemon center
>Foreign man throws mystery liquid in your face
>The attack caused blindness!

>not including Rosa
Rosa is an omnipotent goddess who converts all nonbelievers

It's the Pokemon theme song, user. How do you not recognize that intro and leitmotif instantly?

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yeah nah. voice acting can completely kill a game.
especially one as already potentially cringey as pokemon. thankfully for the most part they have kept the dialogue away from kingdom hearts level cringe. adding voice acting could be absolutely devastating tho.

>sidewalk
>stinkeye
Fuck off seppo

I want the holy hand grenade to be an item

FUCK YES
>Here you ya wee fanny you wanna battle? I'll fuckin slash ye mate
>STANLEY KNIFE I CHOOSE YOU

>They've had it drilled into their heads to hate the redcoats about as much as the holocaust
Spoken like a man who has never been to any part of the US even once in his miserable, pointless, police-state life.

Something like 96 British accents

this, desu
the deliberate lack of context in the headline makes it pretty clear that he was just being an annoying cunt.

You non-white subhumans DON'T FUCKING BELONG in Europe, and I would gladly participate in your wholesale genocide.
Fuck off, you shit eating cunt.

Northern lasses are never cold, you should see how the geordie slags dress on nights out in january

>hes being sent to mandatory re-education lessons

THE STATE OF BRITAIN

That Scottish accent is atrocious

t. stroppy jock

Every time the royal family does something they spend about five years reporting on it. One of their mutts getting in now has sent that into overdrive. I'd be fucking pissed off if I was American. People fucking died for their independence only to have them fawning over the English royal family centuries later.

i really like that nate had the whole swimmer thing going on, with the wetsuit under his clothes and the visor and all. it was a neat detail that made him stand out

MODS ARE PAKIS POST COMFY BRITISH FOLK TUNES

youtube.com/watch?v=WOeYPpOblAw

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Agreed it sounds like some fat yank who's obsessed with British tv who's practised a Scottish accent

(you)

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The whole media spectacle over royal families is something medias in every western country partake in.
>mfw even shit like fucking Swedish royal wedding gets massive media attention here in Finland.

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OI

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youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

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I recognize it, that's why it fucks with me. Every time I look up the pokemon theme song it just gives me the anime shit, and I swear I've heard it in the anime too. So I assumed it had its own name.

adding va to characters has gone so well for them though

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whats gonna be the theme for the welsh city/town?

i love it that the google search for "welsh women" have a separate search for attractive welsh women" as if implying they normally arent

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Somebody who's watched Brave on repeat, I reckon.

You can tell by the upward inflection on every word that their exposure to the accent is Merida

>That time when the dub outright had Brock and Ash fawn over a girl in a vaguely college/high-school thing.
>"I would let her violate my rights any time."

Swansea you fat poof. The island off the east of the map is holy island

I wonder if my home town will be represented at all.

yeah that sounds about right actually

It's coming home lads

The problem is very simple, all of them just look like Red, but with a twist.
>Ethan
Red, but with a yellow hat
>Brendan
Red, but with a white hat
>Lucas
Red, but with a blue Jacket
>Hilbert
Red, but with a blue Jacket 2
>Nate
that one's original, but his hair looks awful
>Calem
Red, but boring
>Elio
>Chase
Red, but a shota

I just think there's not really a lot of variety between male protagonists in the games, they all look more or less the same. While the female protagonist has been reinvented (successfully) every single time after gen 3.

Of course, this is a broader systemic issue, in that male fashion is forced to follow rather strict rules, instead of being as varied as female fashion.

ME MUM AN ME GRAN AN ME AUNT HAVE FUCKED A VINDALOO
ME MUM AN ME GRAN AN ME AUNT HAVE FUCKED A VINDAPOO

VINDALOO
NA NA
VINDALOO
NA NA
VINDALOO
NA NA
VINDALOO
NA NA

CAM ON YEW CANT

FROW THA BLUDY BOWL, 'MON THEN

FUCK PAKI MOD BASTARDS

youtube.com/watch?v=vGThECQmSpI

Groovy Monkey, it has a tonk and makes music, japanese name is monkey + rhythm

blastoise

But both did get the regional comedy. You are just too young to remember. There were shitloads of HON HON HON and baguette jokes, plus stuff about Sycamore being a fabulous fag man and the junior professors being horny fucks, and I distinctly remember a huge fad regarding shitposting about pineapples on pizza during the SM hype period.

>Not Unova
If you're gonna shitpost like a butthurt mutt then do it right.

BANG BANG?

based. I avoided the xenofag games like the plague because of bong accents.

>Forgetting based "the first region where NPC trainers will run away from battle" jokes.

Aegislash

‘Ate muzzies.
Love the Queen.
Simple as.

I hope our sweet pure protagonist girl doesn't wander into Rotherham or any other muzrat/paki shithole.

>MFW my Ghost armor nigga has a chance of not being there.

Damn.

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more like pokemon burger and pokemon wagie

The American War of Independence wasn’t anti-monarchist.
It was about how Parliament was treating the colonies at that point in time.
George III generally kept his mouth shut.

>Is the Pope Catholic?
No.

it's almost like there are mountains in scotland
you fucking retard

>They probably noticed how voice acting ruins games
Bad voice acting ruins games. Good voice acting improves them, same as any other quality.

>no northern ireland
pokemon predicting the brexit resolution

maybe this picture of you is more suited to your taste? it is Yea Forums approved after all, unlike this reddit shit

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Sauce

My sexual development was very difficult growing up in the UK. The girls are very agreessive, so they end up bullying you as you grow up. For a while I was terrified by women, especially beautiful ones with hard working class accents.

Hell yeah you lil faggot. When I was 16 I was quite a cutie and lost my virginity to an aggressive older lass. It was definitely rape but I loved it.

Working class Brit girls are horny animals

Pokémon eroge when?

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Pokémon PENIS And Pokémon VAGINA ~~~

Do we need em?

Global release in a text -filled JRPG?

youtube.com/watch?v=49FWp7WLYKw

Goddamnit not this shit again put this shit on the hentai board you fuckin fag

Shut up fuk achkmed go fuk a pig

newfag

luv fightin' em
'ate trainin' em

Simple as.

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That's literally what that meme is based on, anons. Of course she sounds like Merida.

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I wanna take off her tartan socks and fuck her feet if you know what I mean

I'm hella irish and come from 1/8th scottish and german heritage. Can I enjoy this meme?

She also did Nuru and Sigrid from Wargroove, and other characters from a bunch of other titles. And some abridged series shows, too.

I’m not a new Fag This isn’t the right board for this stuff

war of 1812

top bait

You want through this 'ere route?
I ain't movin' one arse cheek 'till I get me greggs. Jog on.

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That's why they're boring as all fuck. They don't learn to banter.

shut the fuck up

when they stop being (You) farms

Nothing about games that didn't have voice acting was improved by adding it. All it did was make it easier for hacks to make shitty games that wish they were movies.

RP (the best one)
scouser
brummie
geordie
east-ender
typical londoner
african/Jamaican
Irish
Scottish
welsh

they better nail that british humour

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Every major city has their own accent.

They're okay at best.

The protags are clearly homeowners, so no.

Oh thank God they removed the potato niggers from the game.

Difference being Shauna is a qt and doesn't allahu ackbar the protagonist at any point in the game.

Commissions for lewd voice acting when.

Reminder that scottish people are some of the most obnoxious, self-loathing, insecure, and illogical people on the planet.

Are there Pokemon that look like mopeds? I haven't been keeping up since Gen 1.

Scotland is in Britain you fat cretin

found the scot

Can Americans understand Brave?

youtube.com/watch?v=kRQcE30Jmew

OI! DO YA HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT AEGISLASH?

lads why are more people not speaking with slang anymore?

fack off ye daft cunt

Globalism won.

you don't need a voice fed to you. especially NPCs. use your imagination. if anything, use of too much voice acting killed JRPGs. it should be only for some segments

None of these accents are accurate.

that last one was specially hilarious because the argentineans got fed bullshit alongside the thing about the plate, believing they were flying banners saying the falklands are british and other shit. That and how basically i saw this shit coming from a mile away well before anyone even knew about the plate, because The province they went to is well known for hating britbongs even if they dont do anything in the first place

OI M8 DO YOU HAVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT LOICENSE?

If you play japanese games using the dub you've earned that.

Cute

OI

Wot bong is it m8

CAM ON NORF!!!

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Let's hope they have more than 2 new Pokemon this time and not just gimmicky mega evolutions or forms or something.

Of course not, man, she's gonna just stand around and smile like in Sun and Moon.

OI U CHEEKY WANKAH U SIGNED DA N'GUBUZAURUS??!!

Pokemon Australia when?
What could the starters be?

Spider, Snake and a Kangaroo.

It's specifically Melee's version of the Pokemon Theme played on the Pokemon Stadium Stage.
youtube.com/watch?v=LF1Znm7xR5Q

What? Are you German, user?

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Scorpion
Snek
Shark

>vaguely aboriginal pokemon
>game gets banned in Australia
Based.

Isn't Ultra Space basically Australia?
>world full of horrifying eldrich monstrosities that can kill you in a million ways

>Scorpions in Australia

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We have them but they're not deadly.

And thank fucking God for that. Most voice acting is pure trash.

Emu would be the penultimate legendary.

>Grass/Poison
>Fire/Poison
>Water/Poison

Fire/Poison type Spider
Grass/Poison type Cane Toad
Water/Poison Type Jellyfish

New types:
Nuclear and Marsupials

>forgetting all the black culture memes that came from Unova
>forgetting the REEEEEE FUCKING POOR PEOPLE stuff that came from Kalos' battle maison

>Poke-Aus doesn't exist because the emus destroyed it, it's just a wasteland

>small island based on australia in Sword/Shield
>nothing but emu pokemon on it
Fund it.

>implying the pokemon world isnt just australia 50000 years from now after sea levels rose.

>the scorpi-mons aren't deadly but they're a huge pain because of their evasion stats

Newest Mystery Dungeon setting confirmed

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Imagine a pokemon game that would be a one big roadtrip, and the story would sort of start in the middle with a big flashback to how you choose your starters and fix up an old pick-up truck to travel to Pokemon League.

>Dwarf Forrest Scorpion
>This species is found in Cape York, QLD, and South-East Asia. It lives in colonies 40m above the ground, under the bark of trees in rainforest canopies. Females of some populations can asexually produce clones of themselves.
>asexually produce clones of themselves.

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I'd easily take Pokémon Australia over Pokémon Britain, but...

Fire: Dingo
Water: Shark
Grass: Spider (Because Snake starter is taken)

Legendaries are a Kangaroo and Emu.
Legendary Trio are all Poison Snakes with varied secondary typings.
Region Rat is pulls double duty as a Pikaclone due being electric (so it effective against Poison and can double as a Invasive specie).

I can only hope the best continent gets representation within my life.

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>Pokemon: Final Fantasy XV edition
That would be great. If they managed to capture the start of FFXV with the car breaking down and hold that tone throughout the game at least.

>Legendaries are a Kangaroo and Emu.
Nah mate, do a quick google search of Australian Saltwater Crocs. Those cunts make other countries' "crocodiles" look like toys. I would be downright disappointed if we didn't get a crocodile legendary.

Dwarf Forest Scorpion called for help!

Also, just throwing the idea out there
>Steve Irwin Pokemon Professor?
>Steve Irwin Rival?
>Steve Irwin Champion?

>Kelly Gang inspired evil team

Tommy Robinson is a mossad agent.

I made more consideration that they could be two cool opposing sides, You know, the iconic Emu war and how people really think of Kangaroos before the other shit when they mention Australia, Croc is for third one that unexpectedly trumps them both and bread and butter for TEAM BAD GUY.

Professor easily, Kukui and Birch are supposed to be the proactive ones, but i was think something more gungho like Drayden that actually wrestled his Dragons.

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Dont forget Reggie Bennett you fat faggot

I really wish they were more creative with the scenarios. It's literally the same formula for decades.
Would be okay to even have sort of mainline offspins that would change the game to a more specific scenario.