You pokefags WILL choose the patrician choice, won't you?

You pokefags WILL choose the patrician choice, won't you?

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Yeah I choose to play neither

only if he evolves into an ape with a baseball bat or taiko drum

Monkeys suck ass

>there's alreadya pepe edit
Gee, i can't wait to see this every single day for 3 weeks straight.

I'm not picking anything until I see what the final evolutions are. I'm still mad as fuck because of Litten.
>could've had a sick flaming sabretooth tiger as a Pokemon
>instead get SonicFox's furry wet dream

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THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

vat ah u talking about!?

>not wanting a badass monkey wielding an extendable stick like a bo staff

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shoo shoo booby hill

>region based on the UK
it'll be a cricket bat

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hopefully for months

Dumping what I've found so far that's postable on a SFW board.

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These aren't funny.

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Sorry guv, me and sobble er are goin da way.

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Is it a parrot ape?

we already have a wun wukong starter and his name is Infernape and he's great. Grooky will be a chavish rape ape.

>t. Bobbeh

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THERE IS NOT ENOUG INFO! we need to know the evos before.

I'm picking the tadpole.

Eat shit. I'm still seething that he didn't get into Pokken.

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Yeah, of course I won't purchase that soulless crap

I always pick grass no matter what anyway
except Chespin

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What a shit choice

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I want him to evolve into a sullen, revenge-seeking, cosh-wielding irishman.

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If by patrician choice you mean "sticking to playing GSC", then yes, I will.

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BRAVO GAMEFREAK

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I will laugh so hard at monkeyfags if his last evo isn't a bara bait

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Anyone else abandon their starter? Starters are often some of the most boring pokemon of a generation, I usually drop them to use a more interesting grass/fire/water type.

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based fucking cricket mentioned lads

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Yes, Magnemite AGAIN as soon I can discard the shitty starter.

I don't usually abandon them, but I do always make sure not to keep them as my first pokemon in every battle because they always get overleveled.

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lewd

Anyone ere liek mudkip?

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HE

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I don't like how any of em look. They're all round-headed monstrosities. Why can't we have another chad-looking starter like Treecko

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So can I finally have a full monkey team without using the shitty elemental monkeys or Oranguru?

Oh shit, I knew that lil nig looked familiar.

Oranguru is based, how dare you.

Grass all the way

>Not liking based Simisage

Treecko fucking sucks dick
if you pick the grass starter ur a beta bitch nerd

I don't like using pokemon based on food.

UMA

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I do now that I'm older but as a kid I never did.

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Teecko family has the cutest feet

Didn't they already make this pokemon?

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Jebuz why is sobble sucking a dick?

I do not because unlike you I have a sense of loyalty.

Yeah but only because the other two shits are ugly as fuck

>Orangutan
>Food

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>every pokemon must be an entirely new idea, not even remotely similar to any of the hundreds of existing ones

>Japan is now copying Americans copying Japan

Are they trying to master unoriginality?

Well if it's a starter for a new generation yeah probably

why my peepee hard

Well yeah, isn't that part of the appeal? If I wanted five thousand of the same creature with only minor changes I'd get into entomology.