:D

Yeah if I lived in the pokemon world I'd be more interested in getting in her pants than in stupid pokemons.

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Shit that was fast!

Serena is that you?

This. Only fags play as the male anyway.

Looks like the type of slag to have a shag in the bush instead of paying money when losing a battle

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why he tie so small

Boys do. You know, the actual target demographic and not adult virgin losers obsessing 10 year old anime protagonist in a child's rpg?

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8237820.stm
here's some uk lore for you

That's what slags do lad

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I was kind of thinking it was a meme but does this canonically take place in the UK? What was the conformation?

I don't know if she will catch em all but she definitely caught my heart

I bet you thought X and Y wasn't set in france after seeing the effiel tower

As a Brit it was common knowledge that girls with these short ties were often sluts even when I was a young teenager.

Every new Pokemon region is based on a real world location, this time it's based on the UK

She a rival or just a trainer class? Either way its a very cute design.

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I haven't played Pokemon in almost 10 years.

No it isn't

Lass, their going for the British schoolgirl look

Why isn't she black or middle eastern then?

Yeah, Girls und Panzer was a show.

You aight white girl

same energy

I'm sure you'll have the option.

SOURCE

saus

How can you be this bad?

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Looks murrican to me.

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the person who made this isn't british

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YES

Are you retarded?

perfect for findom

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>knickers
SHIELD MAC KETCHUM IS NOT A TRUE SCOTSWOMAN

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE

DID SOMEONE SAY MINGE

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Insecure ''men'' spotted.

where in America can I find CUTE BRITISH GIRLS?

at your local mosque

What if this smug Catholic schoolgirl cunt is the rival?

>playing xenoblade 2 dubbed

lol

:D

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>Americans trying to mimic british accents
What the hell are these even supposed to be?

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Is this Lillie and chicken chan all over again

cringe
based

Pokemon is the only game where I choose the girl because let's face it they are always cute as fuck and the boys look like a faggot anyway.

>Shield MacKetchum
Make this her official name GF

newfag spotted

2010, silly burger. Long before u wot m8 was a thing.
Doesn't change the fact that this autist has no idea what mockney sounds like, or who speacks it

Do you really think anyone gives a shit what it actually sounds like? It's a joke, just like britain in general.

Jokes become anti-humour when they're completely ignorant of the subject and fall flat. If you're going to joke about an accent, at least get it right.
Why so defensive? Are you the artist?

why are you so defensive about your gay accent, mohammed?

Why are you so wound up about Britain, Pedro?

D:

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the guy in pokemon has looked like a fag since gen 4, why would you ever play as that unless you live on the west coast?

we're making fun of you chucklenuts

More of a
:0

And you're doing a shit job of it.
Go to Yea Forums. They know how to do it properly

nobody's wound up, you're just an easy target

WHY DO THEY KEEP DESIGNING THEM WITH THOSE STUPID BEAVER TEETH

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>playing as a girl in a children's rock paper scissors videogame

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>everyone has a good laugh at a fake British accent
>"y-YOR nAUGHT makn fun've us rwIGHT, dumb AMWAKENS, A DING DONG BING BONG"
yeah okay, thanks for that

looks like kay gup

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>Big Ben and the houses of Parliament
>The London Eye
>Piccadilly Circus
>Buckingham Palace
>Trafalgar Square
>Wembley Stadium
>The city of London
>Cerne Abbas or White Horse

Yeah I don't think it's based on the UK at all

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Now I'm really sad she's just a normal trainer and not your rival. These two look like perfect rivals.

American here; it wasn't very funny. Mostly because actual British accents are way funnier than your half-assed attempt at a joke. They're not offended, you just failed to entertain.

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Nice try but about 0% of Americans announce they are American ever.

Why can't western do these kind of expression and make their girls look this good looking and not shit?

OI LOVE, ERES THE TOSSER I WANNA GIVE EM A ONE TWO

I am Filipina-American. That is 150% American, right there

Even bongs can take the piss out of their own accents better than that image

>:D
Now don't you go startin' that up again.

I am an American and you are very wrong.

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I knew they looked like homos. I fucking knew it.

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wait a minute...

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I’M GOING TO FUCK THIS RABBIT

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that's a boy innit?

Third party in this, I just wanted to let you know that rather than making him sound "ignorant", you're just coming off as fairly butthurt. Also lol you're not American, or if you are, you're married to a British slag.

Then do it. Right here, right now.

What's going on in this pic

>things I don't like: the picture
powerful

an average trannies room

t. brainlet

How did you escape that foul dungeon?

>DUDE BONG MEMES LMAO
TWITTER SHAG YE M90 DIDN'T LOIK EM OI BRUV I WANNA SHAG YER MINGE LE EBIN XENOBLADE 2 RECKONING AGAIN BUT WITH LE SCOTTISH MEY MEYS IS SO FUNEH INNIT

pretty much

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shut the fuck up retard

>learning japanese

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I am American. And I am annoyed, specifically when people tell bad lazy jokes, and act like we owe them a laugh for their lack of effort. We had a previous thread with this meme, and it was way funnier, because there were actual screencaps of what real Scottish people spoke like, and it was way funnier than the lazy shit in that image.

>inb4 butthurt
I'm American, whether you believe it or not, and stop using this excuse. It's clear you know how shitty your joke is, and you're using the "butthurt" excuse to hide from criticism. You're so insecure that you literally cannot admit to telling a single unfunny joke, so you instead tell yourself that the rest of the world is wrong, instead of accepting your loss and moving on like a real man would.

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lmao this yuro mad as fuck

>I am American.
lol. If you're not going to be honest, then I'm not going to bother reading past this point. I was just letting you know how stupid you sound. Butthurt tard.

me in the wall

They look happy. As long as they're happy, why does it matter?

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Original bong here from the reply chain. Cheers. You summed it up well. Bong jokes are a classic here, so I expect them to be good a la the /int/ and Yea Forums copypastas.

>stupid push cunt

Blow it out your ass

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Is there anything better than predatory posh girls?

>guns
>pizza
>vidya
>watching excellent anime
Looks pretty comfy to me.

the state of USA 2019

imagine being this mad

>not preparing for when the the day the japanese become extinct and linguists are in demand to study their dead language.

Me

It's so funny that you think we're all gay. What a silly idea. We'd have massive population problems if that were true, user.

Anyone else here /hyped/?
Sopple main reporting in.

>new britian inspired pokemon game announced
>anons start pretending to be american

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WHERES THE PORN

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Why are you offended?
I’m a British-Amerimutt and it was perfectly fine.
Stop being so sensitive.

Why is she so flat?

It's good that Kay found work off her carrier

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Are people starting to get butthurt over shit scottish accents now?

>Males shouldn't play as males
Get off Yea Forums you feminist loving sjw.

me under the bed

you'll be butthurt once i've stuck my fucking massive cock up your arse

why are you so fragile? they're just calling him out for what he is, being a faggot.

Newfag

something tells me that the fan artists will make her more slutty and promiscuous than what they did with Hilda

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Boy this is just female MC and a generic fucking NPC. Just you fucking wait for the actual major female NPC companion.

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Imagine all new cute feet pics of the new gen girls they gonna appear.

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>All English places
Tell me where the other 3 countries of the UK are. Right, you're a mutt who thinks England is synonymous with UK.

internet
never changes...

>time to dilate!

London eye is rightful Scottish clay, muttlarper.

Oh boy, I can't wait to just never pull my dick out in porn threads because the chance for footporn killing my boner grows ever higher.

>The London Eye is not in England

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Nigger you start in Scotland, the map is upside down. Wales is the icy hellhole no one wants to visit, which is 1 for 2 for accuracy. Northern Ireland we can forget about.

Ikr? What a disgusting subhuman.

So?

>countries of the UK
Why do you call your states countries? Seems misleading.

It barely looks it. Especially if it's upside down, the highlands suddenly have less mountains than England and Wales somehow.

autism

What are you trying to say? Use your words, mutt.
It's a bit sad I can't tell if you're joking or not

>That jacket color
>That outfit
>That hair
She looks pretty cute overall, but sorry gamefreak you still can't tempt my brit-loving ass to give you more money.

The London Eye is Scottish clay, why would it matter if it was in England?

I mean they are basically states/semi-autonomous provinces. You can use some technical terminology to claim that the word country doesn't have to mean independent nation, but you know damn well that it's a misnomer to refer to them as such.

And that somehow makes it a Scottish landmark?
Isn't that like saying the Statue of Liberty is a French landmark? If a new pokemon region showed the Statue of Liberty would you tell me with a straight face that that region is set in France?

The statue of liberty was already in X and Y user.

user my goodness
Try to get some sleep

England, Scotland, Northern Ireland and Wales are all countries. Why do you think that's incorrect at all?
Is it really? I can't find that anywhere. Even so, what does it prove? What are you even trying to say? The London Eye isn't English? It's in England. It belongs to England.
Am I truly missing something here?

>It's in England. It belongs to England.
No, the London Eye is clearly Scottish. It is rightful Scottish clay and belongs in Scotland. It was originally the Arbroath Eye but was bought under shady pretences. That's why it's on the river rather than elsewhere. History. LOOK IT UP MUTT.

>Why do you think that's incorrect at all?
I just explained why. No one but the UK uses the term country as the name for their internal regions. Scotland is about as independent as Florida is and it's disingenuous to call it a word that the rest of the world uses to refer to sovereign states.

based

This is it, this is without a doubt the greatest Pokémon game ever.
The perfect setting for the perfect edition of Pocket Monsters, Game Freak cannot hope to surpass this peak.
Now if only they could port it to the ZX Spectrum, so I could actually play it.

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>Scotland is about as independent as Florida
Scotland has it's own currency and a different education system, to the point of having free higher education available to Scottish and non-British European citizens. It has it's own parliament that England doesn't get a say in. You are simply wrong when you say this.

What do you mean? They are recognised as countries. A quick google will tell you as much.
I can understand that you might think "gosh it seems like America's situation, but those places are called STATES not COUNTRIES", but please understand that it's not as simple as that. I mean, a bunch of European countries are under EU laws, does that make them not countries anymore? Where exactly are you drawing a distinction of independence? That you think you know what the world thinks when the info on the internet describes the contrary?

>britbongs calling anyone else mutts
Enjoy your muslim rape gangs, faggot

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Where are you getting this information? It simply isn't true. What are you doing? Pretending to be retarded? How clever.

based but trannypilled

something something school shootings daily

So Scotland is more like if Texas retained its rights and functions as an independent nation when it joined the United States then?

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It's hardly pretending to be retarded user. Information was said that blatantly wasn't and couldn't true and you -- in your enlightened intelligence -- dove right in to discredit a self-discrediting statement. How could anybody not continue under such circumstances? I wasn't even pretending to be retarded, you were just actually retarded all by yourself.

Not the guy you're talking to. I personally refer to them as countries, and am from one of them personally, but the reason that they are closer to states in practice is because each country is represented in the parliament in Westminster. They don't have a completely independent government like every other country does (including, per your example, the countries in the EU). They act the same way that US states do with a central government.

That's true of Wales, at least. Northern Ireland is slightly more complicated. An argument could be made for Scotland's independence, per , but the UK parliament still has total control over things like taxes and defence. This is why it would have been feasible for Scotland to completely detach. Apart from that, though, it really isn't that much different to the difference between State and Federal laws in the US. States in the US have their own local government and powers too, but ultimately answer to the Federal Government.

It is pretending to be retarded. You did retarded acts and claimed they were disingenuous. Pretending. Pretending to be retarded. I just assumed you were being serious because people can be retarded.

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>Scotland has it's own currency
What the fuck are you on about? It uses the Pound, same as the rest of the UK.

>It has it's own parliament
That's subservient to London. In the same way that states in America operate independently under Washington.

>You are simply wrong when you say this
Scotland isn't a country. I stand by that. Sweden is a country, China is a country, Australia is a country, the UK is a country to which Scotland is a part of. If you want me to call it a country then vote for independence next time.

>total control over things like taxes
I am Scottish though, so I should point out we have our own tax arrangement but if I'm right it was a recent change.
The only point I really was making was that they are countries legally or whatever and it's weird to say "I think the world is wrong not me" or something.

>Where exactly are you drawing a distinction of independence?
Being independent for one. Call me back when Wales has a seat on the UN instead of the UK. Or when Scotland can choose to remain in the EU when it voted overwhelmingly to remain instead of being dragged out by England.

>Scotland isn't a country
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countries_of_the_United_Kingdom
You can still teleport as much bread as you like though
Although I'm not sure what the guy meant about currency

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Independence means independence? Gotcha.

Sometimes when people say things that very obviously aren't true, they're telling something called a joke. You look really, really stupid when you try to dismiss statements that are designed to be silly. In doing so you made yourself the joke. Particularly when you let it annoy you. If I had said something at all plausible you'd have a point. But let's just be clear here: You were seriously arguing against the statement that the London eye was historically Scottish. That's not pretending to be retarded, that's you arguing against the chicken crossing the road. That's fucking hilarious. Did you know the sky is green user?

You have yet to accept the crux of what I'm saying you dumb retard. I said this back in my first post, yes you can call them whatever you want but no one outside of bongland uses your made-up definition of a country to describe their regions as a consolation prize for remaining England's bitch. Good Christ why have you made me repeat myself this much when you have clearly not read what I said to fucking begin with?

Yeah, I don't think I really disagree at all. I just wanted to point out the actual facts of the matter because the other people arguing about it are basically just screaming COUNTRY and NOT COUNTRY at each other.

Yes. Glad you agree Mr. Northern Province of UK.

You say this while another person is denying that Scotland is even a country.
I'm honestly just confused moreover than annoyed because I don't understand why you would have the intentions you claim to have. You insist so much at how you were merely joking but why are you going to such lengths to prove this? Are you perhaps mad?
I mean I just disagree that a clear lie with no reference to anything topical can even be a joke. Like you said just there, "The sky is green." If someone said that I'd tell them no. Wouldn't you? If not then well I guess we're just different

>no one outside of bongland uses your made-up definition of a country
The whole world does though. This has been stated and a link provided.
And it's still happening, who'd have thunk it

these really are the best part of Sword and Shield

>Having boner killed by part of the girl's body.
U gay?

Yeah doesn't seem like it, those places are all part of the Caiphate of Londonistan not the UK.

you ever think you have problems and then see something like this and realize just how much worse your life could have gone

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Nigger