MASS EFFECT

MASS EFFECT

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Asses are great, but they have to be fit

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>no krogan romance

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My God seeing Miranda's ass in her scene made it all worth it

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Post your ME Waifu

If you're gonna post Tali, you can fuck off

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You'll have to make me

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Ass Williams for me.

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>tfw no more miranda sfm porn being made
They never even managed to figure out how to do creampies. Its so disappointing

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I want to be devoured by Miranda's ass.

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Too bad her ME3 lookd were awful. Thankfully you can mod ME/ME2 face in.

That shit pissed me off. It didn't make sense character wise, a ponytails would have suffice.

>Miranda will never use you to field test a Cerberus shrinking weapon and hide the evidence by shoving you into her ass

I know you, anal vore loving user! Thanks for that new fetish.

>It didn't make sense character wise

They stopped caring about anything making sense character wise when Tali and Garrus became romancable. How the fuck there was no controversy over the fact that there's a mainstream AAA video game promoting beastiality I will never understand.

Oh, well isn't that quite the coincidence.
It couldn't have been me who gave you that fetish since I didn't exactly do much. Clearly you just had that urge in you all along and didn't realize it until then.

You posted that gif and talked about a Cerberus shrink ray so anons could be shoved in Miranda's asshole actually.

There are worst things than bestiality.

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A few words and one picture aren't enough to give someone a new fetish though. What I'm saying is you must have had an interest for that kind of thing already and just didn't know it.
Either way it's great to know that you ended up liking the idea enough to get a whole new fetish out of it.

This post is in every ME thread, is it a bot or just a really dedicated user?

T-that might be true.

Well, they aren't wrong

I thought so. It was a nice surprise getting called out and finding out that someone liked that dumb concept from back then so much.
I've kinda had an urge to try ERPing a scenario like that ever since I brought it up as Miranda.

>as Miranda
Nice. Perhaps each person she butt-crushes adds to her ass's girth.

That or just all of her grows together and she decides to test out its limits by sitting on a small crowd of people in one go.

So she becomes a giantess? How does erp work?

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>tfw you've seen the 'ass effect' pun so many times in fat tali art that it stops being humorous

>How does erp work?
One neckbeard pretends to be a cute girl and types out lewd actions for another neckbeard who is pretending to be someone a cute girl would be interested in and he responds according to what's going on.

>nearly every single ME comic/fapfic is titled Mass Erect or Ass Effect
When will these people get creative

I miss her and I want her back, Yea Forums

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She'd probably grow giant depending on just how much each person squished adds to her growth. Something like 1% bigger for each one could add up pretty quickly, especially if it worked exponentially

red pilled mass effect playthrough
>rachni queen gassed
>wrex killed
>kaiden dead
>council dead
>all alien companinos dead in the collector base
>batarian colony destoryed by shep
>genophage cure sabotaged
>geth kill quarians
>control ending (TIM was right)

>People still vote for Tali.
Deluded plebs. Even I voted for Miranda and she's not even my waifu,

Hello, dead people!

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>beastiality
That's racism you fucker. Also
aliens >>> human scum
I killed most human comrades I had to get rid of them. If I want to see humans I would leave my house. Which I even do. But only because I have to.

Tali is my wife, and no one else can have her.

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>rachni queen gassed
Noice
>wrex killed
Noice
>kaiden dead
Noice
>council dead
Noice
>all alien companinos dead in the collector base
Noice
>batarian colony destoryed by shep
Noice
>genophage cure sabotaged
Noice
>geth kill quarians
Noice
>control ending (TIM was right)
Fucking retarded. Destroy all the way

How do their masks not get fogged by their breath?

They're aliens you goof. They probably exhale some weird vaporless bullshit out of their necks or something

>Fucking retarded. Destroy all the way
humans having total supremacy over the galaxy is based. if you destroy the reapers synthetic beings will take over eventually and humanity will die off.

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>humans having total supremacy

You mean an inhuman AI Shepard having total supremacy, and God help you if you go against his new order.

>AI Shepard having total supremacy
yeah that's based

I really hate all this messiah bullshit they pull with the heroes. Shit has never worked for me. I know I am theoretically supposed to selfinsert as them but I can't.

> Uh, Zaeed, move out of the way please

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Planet sized Miranda with a galaxy sized ass?

Best way to experience mass effect is drunk so you forget most of it and start anew.

Possibly for a very short period of time at least. At that size her ass would be wiping out planets by the dozen every second, adding their population to the killcount and causing her to outgrow the entire universe.

Not him but Shepard isn't someone you're supposed to self-insert as. That's why he's a defined character.

Well that makes it worse.

If the character is defined and not a blank slate then him taking actions you don't agree with isn't nearly as bad as being a self-insert character where your choice is taken away.

My friend is really attracted to Jack and I don't know why. I'm not an anti-tat guy, hell I think a full pattern that goes over your back like some yakuza shit can be beautiful, but she takes it way too far. Plus her "i dun give a fuuuuuuuuuuck" attitude is grating (and ironic considering her character arc can only be resolved by a male Shepard romancing her), and shaved head chicks don't do it for me.

Liara. Taliniggers are just mad there romance was subpar and tacked on. also no psychic mind fucks.

It's the lips, faggot.
If I could get my dick sucked by lips like that just once, I would die happy.

For starters, Jack has probably the most beautiful face in the trilogy. Secondly, if you follow her story arc, you'd realize that everything about her, is to drive people away because, she was abused as a kid and has grown up with trust issues and distaste for others, she's got a bit of that L2 leftover paranoia, that eventually led to her third problem, that is survivor's guilt. At least she seems to have dealt with a possible multiple personality disorder. Also, stroking the head of a buzzcut chick is fucking divine, as a sensation, but she has to be an absolute stunner to rock that look.

Busted so many nuts to this doujin.

>couldn't fuck her against the railing and watch the waterfall as she obviously intended should happen
What the fuck Bioware.

What love interest would make the best mom/dad?

Liara for sure.

Is that a list request, user?

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It's been nearly two hours and she's... still... doing it. Passing out... any moment now...

Property of Jacob

more like ass effect amirite?

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That was just part of an extremely elaborate recruitment plot.

Ok cuck

Garrus

>human females
Disgusting, Qurian BF when?

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"Genetically perfect", my... ass.

Well, Tali/Shepard would actually have a home.

So the entire universe becomes her ass?

Great idea. Turians have duck-like explosively outward ejecting penises, tipped with an armor piercing barb to ensure penetration through female armor plating. Have fun.

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Yes it's the secret 4th ending.

Garrus wasn't joking about him having the reach and she having the flexibility.

why the fuck did this arouse me what is wrong with me

Nothing wrong with liking a girl with a few extra lightyears on her waist.

So her asshole is a black hole too? Hot.

it wasnt that it was like imagining everything smelling like tasty ass i think

unironically gonna masturbate to this conversation probably

It becomes one big enough to hold the entire universe like the marbles at the end of Men in Black.

what does that mean

So what happens to life sucked into it?

>control AKA literal bluepilled ending
>redpilled

Fuck if I know I'm just making shit up on the spot.

Everything starts over in a whole new cycle of existence where no one ever knows they're all deep inside Miranda's asshole.

Fuck you. Zaeed is better than whatever whore you bring with you.
Zaeed is best girl.

There's nothing wrong about banging autistic girls.

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I bent her over her workbench and barebacked her, fag

Same.

I want to sniff Miranda's asshole

I don't even remember if I've played a ME game with her in it

I romanced tali and I'm confident when I say jack

reminder that someone has probably fucked this stock art model and therefore your pathetic waifu as well

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How? She's in ME2 and ME3.

Almost done.

yeah I looked it up, I think I only played the first ME game

>tfw like this idea but would prefer that all of her would end up getting fatter, not just her ass.

But we ARE deep inside Miranda's asshole, user. This whole universe is, until it in its turn will get consumed by this universe's Miranda's ass again, thus beginning the cycle anew.

Aren't most characters derived from actual models? So doesn't this apply to every love interest?

until that universe sized Miranda gets consumed by a bigger Miranda's asshole, the never ending cycle

Hello best new religion.

Tastes etc. There are people who have a crush on fucking Saren. I personally understand why people are into Jack depite her not being my personal waifu. I like her far more than any other female humans. The others just don't do anything to me.

When one gets big enough it combines with the original and their consciousnesses merge so there's one final Miranda with the entire multiverse deep in her crack.

I dunno, Bioware is so bad at modeling it's hazy if that counts. Stock art Tali is remarkably close to the original despite a severed finger.

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What happens if she farts?

Big Bang baby

But then who created the Miranda?

List done. I hope this works for you, user.

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But she probably farts often.

Should have let her face hidden. Even more so if they're going to half ass the reveal like that

For women, strangely Jack, after all of her development. Regarding males I would say Garrus.

Her dad. Haven't you played ME2?
Maybe this is what makes her the genetically perfect organism.

Anal contractions are not the same as farting.
Her dad is God?

I never said it was wrong.

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>dumb anal vore idea turned into discussion about Miranda holding several universes in her ass

Well I can't say I expected that

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Its sexy though

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They tend to bite.

nice!

Until you realize you left your cock in there.

It is, especially if you imagine her being able to hold each universe in her hand like a marble. That way she could pop it into her mouth and swish it around a little while playing with it using her tongue. Then once it's nice and covered with saliva she spits it back out, bends forward and spreads her cheeks before sliding it and its trillions of occupants deep inside for safe keeping.

double nice!

What are they then?

What would it smell like 24/7 to be loving in her asshole?

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>loving in her asshole
>if you choose Ashley in it gets the both of you sent a one-way trip into Miranda for some private time together

I meant living oops

Too late. You've already given me something interesting to thing about.

why?

And her ass clenches you both together in one final pleasure filled union of pulped flesh.

I don't get it

does the private time mean asshole worship

God damn it user, that nearly ended me...

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It means the two of you being squeezed together in a very tight tunnel.

hot

where can i read more

Subscribe to my newsletter for weekly updates about what's going on inside Miranda's butt.

unironically please give me somewhere to read more

I don't believe you. A man would have to have been swallowed as well as experience first hand the void that is Miranda's asshole and no man can survive that and live to tell the tale.

imagine the vibrations of a brap like that on your dick

>this thread

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I'm just making stuff up on the spot so unless there's coincidentally more out there I don't know of then I can't help you, user.
To expand on things I do like the idea of Miranda getting impatient if you take too long to choose, shrinking both you and Ashley without warning then shoving her inside of herself while you watch before offering you the chance to crawl inside after her. Especially if she makes a huge show of it by waving her giant ass right in your face.

It's far too late for me to be thinking about things like this, user.

Are you into it? I see the lock is off.

Wrong.

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POST steam or something

What if there was another Cerberus toy that turned a man into a clone of Miranda and she used it on you, user?

No you post your discord.

See if she wants to find a test subject to conduct that swallowing test you mentioned above, user. Then decide which of us gets to swallow him by making out and passing him between us until one of us gets a hold on him and pulls him into our mouth completely.

Wouldn't the test subject be split in half between the two Mirandas?

I doubt two giant tongues wrestling over his shrunken body would cause that much damage. Some mild trauma at best probably.

I thought you meant trying to orally vore the test subject between the two of them, not tongue bathe him.

I did mean that, just with their tongues trying to scoop him up for themselves.

Every mass effect thread from now on is going to be hijacked by this shit, isn't it?

I doubt it. As funny as things got this is way too retarded to make into a regular thing.

No
I mean it could be worse if people started talking about batarians in a positive light I suppose.
wanting to fuck space raptors? sure
anal vore? NWF

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Kate#2645

Commander, you have new messages at your private terminal.

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Ah okay I see.
Its nice though.

Working with SFM is a fucking annoying, broken chore

>tfw no hyper well animated and detailed Miranda SFM vore stuff
>most of the ME girls stuff is futa x futa shit

>vorefag mocks futa
you are in no position

O-OCD?

Silence insect or be crushed by Miranada's titanic ass.