Which version are you gonna get?

With Download Play your friends can play that game even if you do not own it!

I hope these games aren't going to be 59.99 plus tip

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>game set in Britain
>gun
I personally am excited for pokemon Pepper Spray

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>literally impossible to talk about this game on /vp/ because LGPE trolls are STILL posting there

They can't just bring Unova back for the third game

Considering "Tate no Yuusha", yeah, probably.

the starters are ass, the region look like ass, the game is an ass

$59.99 + tax

>Make a pepper spray based pokemon
>Using it against an attacker is a crime

Real talk, what is the deal with all the fucking DMC threads constantly? I get that theres the new game coming out but christ, its just one action game. Im looking forward to it too but is it really in-depth enough to constantly have a 300+ thread on the front page since like, what, last E3?

Pokemon socialism when?

that's illegal in britain too

you can't even menace a robber with a baseball bat

The o e with the cutest cunny

youtube.com/watch?v=EZCfJqr7Eao

Because it's a long-awaited sequel? People have been waiting 10 years for the game. But I'm certain you don't make this complaint about the 20+ threads Smash has at all times regardless of whether a Smash game is out or near release or far from release.

>that's illegal in britain too
Is it? In Europe you usually need some sort of license to carry pepper spray with you, but it's not banned.
Is the UK different?

I dont own a switch and dont like all the smash threads either, but i can at least understand why theyd be talking about it constantly with all the speculation (prior to release), matchups, bitching, etc. DMC its like...why? Is there really that much to talk about?

you are obligated in the UK to bend over and spread for any assailant

Pokemon ICBM of course

there hasn't been a third version of a pokemon instalment since Platinum

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None. Game looks like fucking garbage.

Yes? New characters, new weapons, gameplay changes, new plot, the fact the last "title" was an awful attempt at a reboot not made by Capcom?

People should start learning karate
Government can’t take away your fists and feet

>tfw he's right
what the fuck went wrong

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My expectations for the series has never been lower. Especially when we know that it's being produced by fucking Ohmori.

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Honestly as someone getting into the series for the first time I'm appreciating all the threads since they're a good place to ask questions.

instead you get revision like BW2 and USUM

This. A complete unknown would have inspired more confidence

>Pokemon went to shit right
Coincidence?

Funniest post in this thread

None because I have standards.
Not even pirating that pile of shit

BW2 wasn't a revision, it was a direct sequel.

BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER

You just dont see that kind of salience for most new releases, even multiplayer ones. i legit dont get it and i loved the shit out of DMC 3 and 4.

Based!!

>buy pokemon sword in uk
>on my way home
>OI, YOU GOT A LOICONCE FOR THAT??

Damn, NA gets an exclusive version?

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A true American

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>Morimoto, Kawachimaru, and Unno make the 4 best entries in the franchise
>Have ONLY done those entries; only Morimoto even got to helm more than one
>They're all third versions, sequels, or remakes; they've never been given the chance to head a brand new game

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Who wants to take bets on what kind of garbage this faggot had his hand in this gen?

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>Start game like every other Pokemon game in your room
>Get told to go to professors lab
>go outside
>get shot
>cut to credits

Because it was popular among plenty of people on Yea Forums? You're acting like they're just releasing a box and disc without any actual gameplay on it.

Capcom viral marketing

Probably some more exceedingly based Pokemon

Here's the list of Pokemon this guy has designed:
Shadow Lugia
Vanillite
Vanillish
Vanilluxe
Golett[
Golurk
Vullaby
Mandibuzz
Phantump
Trevenant
Bruxish (Finalization)
Buzzwole
Guzzlord
Poipole
Naganadel

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>p-please don't steal my meme i worked really hard on it!

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I would instantly buy a switch and have only a party of 6 Guns

What if I hate smashfags as well?

Yeah but we've had constant front page threads since last E3. thats what i dont get. at some point youd think there would be nothing to discuss. It legit does reek of capcom marketing like said but im not going to go quite that far, but it is odd to me.

One of the few series Yea Forums loves collectively

>Remake
>Garbage
>Garbage
>Garbage
>Ok
>Ok
>Good
>Good
>Ok
>Ok
>Garbage
>Garbage
>Garbage
>Garbage
>Garbage
Fuck him and everyone he loves

Probably so that stupid SEAmonkeys and Mexicans don't spread it around as though it's legit.

>implying there will be a third version
>implying it won't be GreatSword and StrongShield

OY YOU GOT LOICENSE FOR THAT LOGO MATE?

Wouldn't a staff be more appropriate?

I have no idea what is this I was referring to this animation

>Golett
>Golurk
>Mandibuzz
>Phantump
>Trevenant
>Buzzwole
>Guzzlord
Sounds based to me. Vanilluxe line is mostly silly for being three-stage for no reason, same with the Klinklang line (and that line is much worse for "it's just things that float").

Why don't they let Morimoto direct a full game?

Gen 3 was terrible but Emerald is not that bad while HG/SS are the best Pokemon games.

Even the Platinum and B2W2 director won't be so bad.

This Ohmori guy is literally garbage.

>implying they'll ever make a third version again

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Fuck nigga you right.

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So the 3rd version is on the US?

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FUCK OFF DUDE! ONIONS IS ACTUALLY GOOD! I LOVE IT, AND DRINK IT EVERY TIME MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND BUYS A CASE FOR ME!

>at some point youd think there would be nothing to discuss.
Do you think they just put up one trailer and then wait until release while showing absolutely nothing? Capcom's been putting out new info about the game at a frequent rate with multiple new trailers, gameplay streams, and literally just today had a high-level Dante player come onto a stream to show how Dante plays in competent hands. Discussion varies from speculation about Dante and the third new character V to Dante's gameplay changes (and his awful theme song) to speculation about V now that they started actually dishing out info about him to more information about the gameplay, then there was the demo which means people got to actually try the game, and a lot of discussion now is the plot which Capcom is intentionally keeping hush hush about beyond the introductory premise. Plus we just got a preview of a tie-in novel for the game which people are also discussing. The threads are always talking about what Capcom recently put out because it's new information.

>What is usum
Bw2 are sequels. It didn't tell the same story.

Anything carried with the intent to use it as a weapon, even in self defense, is illegal in the uk.
They rather you just submit and then go to the police if you happen to survive the encounter.

youtube.com/watch?v=6EyCTHgSFME

BANG BANG BANG

it the us it's gun and sword, everywhere else except the uk it's sword and shield, an in the UK it's paperclip and whisk

different regions have different sensibilities

this game looks like absolute shit

>its another lol so random episode we have no idea how to conclude.

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SHUT UP STOP BASHING ME FOR LIKING THING

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Jesus dude. I get it, but most games do the same thing and theres one thread about it then goes silent until the next update. In this case theres threads up whether theres new content or not, unless capcom is literally releasing info worthy of multiple 300+ post threads daily.

>implying it won't be Pokemon Scepter

>Not using based Axe

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>replying to yourself THIS many times

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Capcom puts out info pretty much weekly via streams, as well as various meet-ups and interviews with magazines like Dengeki and Famitsu.

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Where's Pokemon McNuke?

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That's actually a really good question. Looking into his background he has been with GameFreak since the beginning, though, the only Pokemon he has designed in all the time he has worked there is Mew, the majority of his work being on the function and balance of the battle system. This makes me think that he is more comfortable working on improving previous entries rather than being put in the more creative role of making an entire new region and Pokemon.

Still, I would rather place a bet on him, even if it is out of his expertise I'm positive he could come up with a better game than that fucking hack Ohmori.

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Still dont get how occasional news/interviews warrants this level of constant discussion that we see but whatever.

Gun makes no fucking sense. I can see Spear or even Axe honestly.

>Don't bring a sword to a gun fight

Coming later with Pokemom Zyklon and Pokemon Starve

Is it bad that I liked Let's Go?

Because people like talking about video games. Shocker that people like to talk frequently about video games they like on the video games board.

>third version
>what are two games

W-What, this new region better be close to KANTO and better have trainers like Red in it or I'm going to FUCKING LOSE IT

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None of you better buy this shit full price. You know you're gonna play it for maybe 10 hours and then drop it.

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New Grass Gun type confirmed

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cringe and bluepilled

Not at all. I liked how there wasn't random encounters and that you could see the Pokemon in the over world. It was an okay experience.

It should be taken into consideration that Masuda thinks of the games as part of the mainline Pokemon games. In that respect, it's pretty fucking terrible since it cut hundreds of Pokemon, and features such as held items and abilities.

>Buzzwole
>garbage
Cringe.

I think the Pokemon Sword will be renamed into something much tamer for the britfags, considering that knifes are banned over there

Dont give me that shit. Its fine to talk about video games but constantly talking about one shallow (for most people anyway, lets be real) single-player game just blows my mind.

It's literally the Zubat of Pokemon.

how can anyone be invested in a series with such consistent mediocre games?

>constantly talking about one shallow (for most people anyway, lets be real) single-player game
Because it's not just a plot-less beat 'em up and it's not single-player either. It's been confirmed multiple times it's got co-op.

In germany, they will turn all the pokemon into robots and call it probomon.

Get ready for the games main antagonists. It's already been leaked that while your traveling and trying to cross a bridge into the major city of the region, the evil team will ram some pedestrians with their vehicle, hop and and then start stabbing everybody.

They're really going for the authenticity of it being based on Britain.

gimme the GUN

so the antagonists are going to be chavs?

I know right how can anyone like the video games (you) don't play.

Still shallow as fuck for the average person who plays it by design and certainly not worth the insane amount of discussion it gets.

DENSETSU
NO
KUSOGE

>Choose boy character
>Get arrested for criticizing the baddies

>Choose girl character
>Immediately get abducted and raped

>Pokemon: Loisence

I already said i like DMC as a whole and will probably play this one too.

You put all the money in vidya's merch and very little in the main game. Kids will watch detective pikachu, buy plushies, toys and then will get the newest pokemon game.

Says who? Since when are you the arbiter of what's worthy of discussion?

OI M8 U GOT A LOISENCE 4 THAT POKÉDEX?

Shill.
No kidding, they are pretty obvious and mods were paid to move them to /vg/
Can’t say more.

The thing is that the series has had fantastic entries. We're just hoping that one day Game Freak will stop being fucking lazy and make a game that doesn't cut great features from previous entries. I'm fucking sick of the retards at Game Freak consistently trying to reinvent the wheel. Features like Dex Nav, Unique Gym music, gym leader rematches, following Pokemon, Battle Frontiers Vs. Seeker, and so many others are being cut and re-added to the franchise. Just make a game where you aren't cutting out the good shit from previous entries, it only serves to make the game look even worse as generally series are supposed to improve after each iteration, not have even less features than its predecessors or shittier replacements of previous entries.

See you say that, but look at what he's done. He's proven he's VERY good at taking existing ideas and distilling and refining them. Why not just let him keep doing what he's good at. Creativity is hard; sometimes someone's really good at being the foil to the ideas guy and helping refine their ideas, but if left to their own can't come up with anything good.

To NOT move them to /vg/*
Fixed

>Anything Pokemon after Gen 3
It goes 2 > 1 > 3. The rest dont matter

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When did i claim to be? You can talk about it all you want. Im saying i find it weird and i dont understand it. Dont get all defensive because im not joining you in the bi-hourly DMC thread

[citation needed]
And no, "THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT A GAME I DON'T LIKE" isn't a source.

Dmc fans are ultra autistic and I fucking despise them.

here's your (you), boomer

I think we can both agree he should have been the one to work on ORAS. The only new Pokemon added were mega evolutions and the primals. Everything else is based on content that already exists.

Sounds like you are SEETHING and COPING

KANTOOOOOOOOOO

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If i had to choose now with no futher details, the grass starter on pokemon shield.

Ohmori's game I enjoyed very much, hyped

Third version is clearly going to be called Spear.

There will be no gun. The 3rd version will be split into 2 games or there won't be one at all.

truth

I actually thought this was a joke at first.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a tall building to jump off of.

Or a shallow mini golf pond.

tfw pkmn GUN will be set in 'MURICA!!

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Do a flip

Hey, stop making hasty decisions.
Have you missed
>Pokémon ROPE
?

>he hasn’t heard of the Martial Arts instructor that was BANNED from entering the UK because his hands were classified as weapons

>Government can’t take away your fists and feet
You wish.

BANG
Pull my DEVIL TRIGGER

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Oi mate, this pokedex you're carrying, it don't happen to have a TV card, do it?

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I don't get it either, dmc hasn't been good in 15 years

Wouldn't Arrow be a better edit?

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Burgerland exclusive

Sword. I can literally split bullets with a sword and the amount of time is not enough time before I strike them down.

Source:
Dude just trust me

You need a license to buy kitchen utensils, that should tell you enough

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That wouldn’t surprise me
The 3 legendary birds are literally
Uno, Dos, Tres

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I'm holding out for spoon and fork

>not Mo, Z, Art

you shut the fuck up and let us celebrate

What question is this

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USUM was a third version split into two games for maximum shekels. Fuck I hate Game Freak for that.

>Gen 3 was terrible
Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

So no source got it

Bubbles is stretching it a lot.

yikes

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That's because those games came out while you weren't a depressed, cynical, piece of shit.
Remember how fun games were when you were a kid? They can be like that again if only you'd go see a therapist.(And possibly get on some anti-depressants)

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Morimoto is a fucking god

>They can be like that again
Sadly impossible

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I'm telling you man, therapy does wonders. Games are will be magic again, and if you need a little extra help, try some pills for 3 to 6 months. You don't have to stay on them forever and you won't change as a person, you'll just feel that "magic" feeling about everyday things again. What do you have to lose? Are you afraid you won't be a suicidal edge lord like the faggots on reddit me_irl anymore?

Maybe newer games just actually suck

You sound like a drug dealer

Why would a drug dealer sell you non-addictive generic brand drugs for 3 months? Wooo, I totally just made $10 off of you..?

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>Just chunk in some pills, my dude
Jesus Christ why don't you kill yourself

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>just fix everything with these brain-altering neurochemicals! ignore all those things in your life causing you to feel this way, like poor diet, sedentary lifestyle, and a general lack of challenging activities in favor of solving everything with consequence-free pharmaceutical magic!

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This is amazing.

It's just another tool. (And I said "If they need more help", therapy should be the first option)
I personally didn't try drugs because I start working out and eating right, as well as making sure to get 20 minutes of sun exposure a day to improve my circadian rhythm as well as for the vitamin D(A precursor to serotonin)
But you fucks obviously need a kick in the ass to actually do the things you're supposed to do because you're all awful pieces of shit.

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why are you so obsessed with other men and especially their sexual habits

Because I'm happy and video games are fun to me still. What's your excuse?

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It would be bow you stoop

Where is obsession of any kind shown and where is evidence of caring about their sexual habits
Oh you got nothing? Yeah, fuck off

The S-oy meme is literally making fun of low test men who drink artificial estrogen from s-oybeans. Your insult only makes sense if you are caring about their sexual habits.

There better be a raccoon with tits that you can catch

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And you obviously are one of them LOL

>What's your excuse?
When I have the choice between altering the way I think and experience things through drugs so I can enjoy fucking Pokemon games again and not doing so I guess I choose the later.

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>gun
>in the UK.

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Or maybe it has to do with being that generic brand of ironic nerd. Look at how interesting and unique I am while dressing and acting just like this herd of fucks.

So go to fucking therapy, mongoloid.
Exercise, go outside for 30 minutes in the sun, eat good food with fiber and vitamins.
Fucking NEETS defending your NEET ways like anyone care about the "REAL YOU".
PROTIP: The real you sucks.

My post had nothing to do with onions or onions men, you fucking faggot

This is a Britain. The fucking shield would be considered a weapon.

>Pokemon Bike Wheel

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>clinically depressed Yea Forumsirgins scoffing at the idea of using anti-depressants
Says a lot

cus there fags

Why do you lie?

>have to do all that just to enjoy fucking pokemon
no thanks

BANG
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN

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Pokemon Longbow

third version will obviously be staff

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Mass circlejerking and hugbox
you can't criticize in those threads

Nobody cares if you join him in DMC threads. You're literally whining about a video game being discussed too much on Yea Forums
DMCV is one of the few games on Yea Forums that has both decent discussion and a healthy amount of creative OC that isn't just schedenfrade from shit games like Anthem or austistic shitflinging from fandoms like in Smash threads, or devolve into retarded political arguments. If anything I don't understand why you think this is somehow unwarranted unless your brain has been turned to soggy mush by years of shitposting you can't convince of Yea Forums not just being consolewar bullshit and shitposting about politics and hating games

any/all probably before launch day
see above. I only lift the finest

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You should be doing it regardless.

cause xes a faggot

t. Dmcuck
Embarrassing lmfao

cope :)

You're confusing circlejerking and hugbox with threads where the majority of posters actually like a game and want to talk about it

nah I'm good :^]

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Wife’s boyfriend edition, it looks to have better exclusive mon than wife’s son edition.

>No argument
The irony is you literally can't cope with DMC threads on Yea Forums. Thanks for proving my point mushbrained faggots

Calling it now - you will need a license to use pokeballs.

You can criticize plenty in those threads. You'll just be shat because you don't know what you're talking about

That's not true at all

>yes goy just keep chuckling those pills goy

>being mad about DMC threads
You anons really want this board to more bitter than it already is?

It's just butthurt DmC fans and fanboys of other games that got trashed by Yea Forums. They can't cope with the fact Yea Forums has good threads for games they like themselves lmao

>remake
>shit
>shit
>shit
>great
>great
>ok
>good
>good
>great
>shit
>toptier
>good
>good
>great
Seems like a pretty good track record to me.

>Buying overpriced piss water instead of drinking tap
Nice fiscal responsibility,you nigger loving faggot humper.

Yes.
Their mentality is just being bitter Yea Forums didn't like their shitty game so they need Yea Forums to hate all games even older ones that were well liked here.

Third version is gonna be Crown in a Orange-Yellow design.
Crown commands both Sword and Shield.

I'm getting Pokemon Axe

B/W2 were still good. The 3DS is the cutoff for bad games

Scissors

If you're into video games, you've already been psychologically tricked

Cope :^)

Pokemon Gun.

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OI GUV U GOT A LOISCENCE FOR THOSE VERSION EXCLUSIVES

Screencap this: Main villains will be Pokemon poachers.

I CHOOSE YOU SEX PISTOL

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In Pokemon Uranium

Like ive told people several times already, i dont care if you discuss it. Im not saying you cant. Im saying i dont understand it. If you can discuss DMC constantly i think its only fair that I get to criticize and question it. Two way street bro.

OI U FOOKIN NABBIN ME MONS YA POOFTAH

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it''s just a sharpened stick!

>basednfag upset that Pokemon's still on Nintendo

Pokemon CU
or
Pokemon BUCETA
The third one is the Pokemon CUCETA.

waiting for gun ofc

We need art of Shield shirtless in a fighting stance like this

>LGPE looked great
>Swoshie looks fucking ASS

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Pokemon Bull
Pokemon Cuck
Pokemon Hotwife

WHERE IS SINNOH YOU PUTRID PIECE OF SHIT???? CYNTHIAAAAA

xenoblade chronicles 2

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it's probably gonna be BOW

This wasn't chimchar's original release pose. He was posed more in like an ape walk. Plus there are only so many poses to draw a creature like this in

Neither. I'm seriously considering just selling off my Switch at this point. I don't know why I even expected anything from GF after pokemonGO, but here we are.. Christ, the new game looks embarrassing.

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>those barren backgrounds that could easily have been detailed and interesting to look at

Fuck Gamefreak

Whichever version Drayano says he's gonna hack.

Don't remember saying I was depressed.

post cunny

>a single third game
>implying it isn't going to be Shining Sword and Glistening Shield or something similar

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Pokémon Spoon

Space bunny for Smash

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>new Pokemom game announced
>mildly interested
>attack animations are still absolute garbage

Everytime. I don't understand how we still don't have a game where the pokemon actually make contact with one another.

I wish I were stretching Bubbles.

Ultra sword

CUTE AND BUNNY PILLED

>I don't understand how we still don't have a game where the pokemon actually make contact with one another.
Would be too violent, and in some cases, borderline racist.

I tried like four different pills and all of them only made me feel worse, and also gave me limp dick while on them, which obviously made me feel A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE.

Video Games.
I'm not the one ragging on Swoosh or crying about Pokemon games in general, but it certainly didn't impress, but that's fine because yet another game weaker than XY will only make those games rise relatively higher in the rankings.

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>Oi, hold my 99% of the wealth

Hit or miss

SHAKARIKI MEZUGEKI HOT HOT

Pokemon peaked on the DS so none.

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absolutely based

nice

Why is Takao so based?

Why do Nintendo's new 3D games smell like death? These games are ugly and populated with disgusting, mutated creatures.

Underappreciated

Can't wait.

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>usum
>third game

cmon user

>gen 3 bad
Gen 3 will always be near the top of the list. Hoenn was a fucking blast and had best trumpets

Pokemon islamic grooming gangs when?

How are they not essentially that?
>but its 2 games
Lets not be pedantic, GF are just ultra jews.

Pokemon Acid

kusoge

The thing I find weird about this soi meme is that I've never even seen this stuff in real life before. I do drink Monster energy drinks though, so I guess I'm a boomer.

I lived with a friend and her boyfriend in California for a couple of months. His fridge was full of them.

should've been pokemon wot, minge and bong

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>California

I'm a Britfag, so I think that stuff just isn't sold here.

>buying
No friend I am downloading it for free

these ones probably

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Pokemon stay, pokemon leave

I don't get why people love guns so much, it's like the most boring weapon ever

Almost a year ago some dumbass quite like you said the same thing. As a retort pic related is what happened. These people waited years for something they never thought would happen, let them have their fun.

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lol its just two football teams.

fixed the arm

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Pokemon Bin

>not pokemon Knife
you guys don't know bongistan well

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This was the first thing I thought of when I heard the new names, though all memes aside I would imagine a flintlock pistol instead of a semi auto. I’ve also heard “Spear” and “Hammer” as alternatives.

>not getting unno to fix SM like he did with BW2
>champion will just say that it's part and parcel

I pick the American one.

I hate to be that guy, but... source on that reaction image? It’s doing things for me...

You sure you want it? That isn't a girl.

I sure hope there's some Pokemon equivalent of Ireland in this game so we can hear trainers talking like this:
youtu.be/LO-Adcb8yRQ

Are you actually retarded?

>LGPE announced
>WOW THIS GAME LOOKS LIKE A 3DS GAME WITH BETTER SHADERS

How the fuck does the narrative change like this? Your picture proves you wrong too. LGPE looks like lifeless trash.

This reminds me of how bizzaro world it is seeing reviews for Black and White.

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>Gun
Bow would fit 1000x better

Why do people keep shilling a third version when Nintendo dropped that a long time ago

PECK

Shit.

...but I’m already too far in, hit me with it.

The Powerpuff version

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I'm interested too

Based And Basedpilled.

both

Could be real

I mean that’s still a drug dealer. If you promote/sell drugs you’re a drug dealer

>still have no control over the camera
>tall grass
>pokemon still don't actually hit each other with physical attacks
>region looks like a straight line
Hard pass

not using based bow

>Have to buy a television license to interact with the televisions in the game

i was a huge pokemon stan a few years ago but ditched after x/y, didn't even finish moon. am i the only one immediately hooked again by that trailer? i feel like i just broke sobriety after twenty years. the third gen throwbacks are a shitty marketing ploy but fucking hell it's super effective

>gun

Amerifats think they're relevant.

Their won't be a 3rd game because they don't do them anymore, but if there is it will clearly be Pokemon Lance

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>Creates only one pokemon
>its the most beloved and mysterious pokemon anyone has created
How can one man be so based

It seems like they switched from a third version to just releasing "enhanced" versions of both games. We will probably get something like Greatsword and Greatshield

>ahaha le shield hero reference xD
Jesus christ, making an anime of a manga is like sending it to go die

that's because they don't have baseball in britain so nobody has bats for it

>reusing pokemon from old gens
Why can't we have another B/W

>tfw Chester cheetah is holding your wife and son prisoner so you gotta help him with his prostitute business.

Gem mania and Peter pilled

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I bet they never miss huh

>tfw morimoto will never get to make another game because the higher ups really didn't like how much content he put into his games

Fuck off genwunners.

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you go to jail for defending yourself

This image is bait. Have a (You) retard

What’s the region based off?

More like of a LN

Incredibly shit taste
5 > 4 > 3 > 6 > 2 > 1 > 7
Replay the first two gens with your nostalgia glasses off and you'll realize they're shit games

The UK.

Leftists wont allow it. It would be Axe.

I look forward to """leakers""" in a year saying they gave insider info on
>Pokemon Armor
or
>Pokemon Gauntlet

Pokemon Knife

Eat shit, if you compare Gen 2 to modern Pokemon games then yeah, it's lackluster. But on release it was fantastic. It fixed a lot of the fucked mechanics that plagued Gen 1, it split the special stat so powerful special attackers weren't also bulky as fuck, and it gave viable counters to the overpowered Psychic type in the form of the Dark and Steel typings. It created the bag organization system that is still the framework of the inventory used in all Pokemon games that followed. There's also the neat shit like breeding and shiny forms too.

The Gen 2 games are far from shit.

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Neat. But we’ll have to see. They said Unova was supsooes to be US/New York but only Nimbasa and Castelia City had those vibes. Alola and Kalos did capture Hawaii and France feel throughout the whole region so who knows

Though desu. I don’t really know what the UK is supposed to look like

Have you accepted that Pokemon has been shit since gen 2 yet? Probably not, because the fanbase is cultish.
>Still the same fucking gameplay since series inception
>Series used to push hardware boundaries, gave up a long time ago
>Pokemon designs and general art style have done nothing but nosedive in quality no matter how badly people want to cherrypick or point to gen 1 mons like Muk
>Gamefreak never ever tries to implement new gameplay styles or going true 3D with the pokemon they have
>Their idea of content is further bloating the already bloated dex
>They still sell two versions long after having a reason to, now it just locks content away for more money instead of being a social aspect

But you guys will buy it anyway, won't you?

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Gen 1 was dogshit though, and Emerald, Platinum, and the entirety of Gen 5 were great.

That one is banned

YEAH BRO, GEN 1 AND 2 WERE THE PEAK OF KANTOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It's not

Gamefreak realized too many people were just waiting for the third version and skipping the first two, so they stopped making them.

>OI, U GOTTA LOICENSE FOR DAT DIDJITALL KNOIF?

>Everyone who criticizes my dogshit series is a nostalgiafag
Like clockwork

>Have you accepted that Pokemon has been shit since gen 2 yet?

Do you mean since after gen 2? Because gen 2 was the tits. I lost my interest after that though.

lol this

My buddy drinks them and he's the only person I know who does, they are overpriced as fuck which is probably why you don't see them often.

That means Pokemon gun and Pokemon trick