What's next for DSP?

He makes far more money than he lets on, he is going to keep doing the same thing he is doing.

He will have grey hairs and no teeth and still be doing the same exact shit, complaining about bills and begging.

those arms...pffffffhahahha

Sounds like a good timeline

based

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When you have an ugly fat guy that can get women you know he has a lot of money.

Who did this?

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Too Close Too Close Too Close

Who cares? Hes shit

I watched one of his streams yesterday, he is shit at games, has almost no sense of humour and complains constantly.

He is a middle aged guy complaining about meaningless shit and acting out stuff people used to like when he was younger.

He keeps saying the same shit over and over again.

just like Yea Forums

Hopefully the gym.
This guy has no STR at all. He better do something about those man boobs too

>He keeps saying the same shit over and over again.
He really is a broken record at this point. His main appeal of being terrible is dead with chat holding his hand and I wouldn't recommend anyone watch his current stuff unless he does something REALLY fucking stupid or gets salty over fighting games.

The most I get out of him now is seeing how much he can lie and contradict himself now as he (very slowly) goes off the deep end. It's not something I'd encourage or tell others I like.

He lost any appeal when the chat could start handholding him. I don't see why anybody pays attention to him anymore.

DSP is the only lets player that actually let you you watch him fap. Pretty based imo.

Dsp is an old washed up streamer that has a few fans that keep feeding him money and about 5-6 other ytoutubers that hate him but that now monetize their videos so have become leeches off his rotting carcass.

It's actually pretty sad, he is coming to the end of his "career" and the people who hate him need him for new content to make money.

fat people can't be based

He's still making a ton of money, around 80-100k somehow if you look at his taxes.

I mostly don't watch his playthroughs because he never plays anything that would be interesting to watch him play. The RE2 hardcore runs were an exception. Even still, he looks over at chat every 10 seconds and someone named "swaggins" never shut the fuck up about what to do next. As if it's possible to get stuck in that game anyway if you just play it instead of having to know about everything in advance. Faggins still couldn't keep Phil from wasting a ton of bullets with unfocused shot spam, so it was still alright.

>I don't see why anybody pays attention to him anymore.
It's a weird morbid curiosity and watching him dance for nickles and dimes. There's also his actual dedicated whales which are just attention whores and futa loving retards which I find a bigger mystery than him.But if you're spending anything more than a few bits on DSP for the chance to 'dunk' on him you're a cuck.

>gets his 14k
>takes days off with kat to spend it
>comes back and starts begging for money again

And he gets away with it.

>works hard every day for months
>can't have a single day off
????

If you hate him, stop watching his "detractors" video and just ignore the faggot exists.

I guarantee you the people who make the videos hating on him give him money to keep going.

Never underestimate the stupidity of groups of people being told what they want to hear.

Nah, he takes days off when he's made a lot of money. While he has his stream believe, daily, that he doesn't even have money to buy groceries. The dude doesn't know how to handle money nor a business.

>I guarantee you the people who make the videos hating on him give him money to keep going.
They're not smart enough for that kind of scheme. They're just spiteful barnacles on DSP's ass.

>works hard
The guy's constantly late to streams where he himself set up the times, delays actually playing the game to regurgitate his own garbage, and then puts in the minimal amount of effort he can in hopes that people will give him money for it. The hardest work he's probably done is pushing a turd out of his asshole.

i got permabanned from his chat for saying he had panda lee locked in a closet during a tour of his house
i figure he'll go on forever being mediocre at games and blaming everything but his own lack of skill for everything
and I really wouldn't want it any other way. ThisIsHowYouDontPlay videos are very entertaining.

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>begging for money while playing video games
>fucking off as soon as he gets what he asks for then comes back asking for more

getting the dragon balls and wishing for his taxes to go away
youtube.com/watch?v=e1P-hrXj-Aw

i got banned for saying "sn0rt"
the word snort is blocked.

Low effort. I got banned for saying he doesn't interact with anyone that doesn't give him bits and tips. His chat's not that fast.

It's funny when someone donates a comment and he shits on them and tells them it was dumb.

I didn't get banned, but I asked him if he was serious about not knowing about crouch jumping. He answered normally. His chat lunged out at me, saying I was a detractor, asking mods to ban me. Detractors, DSP, whatever. His chat/fanbase is the worst. And I totally get why DSP doesn't wanna do coop.

He says he needs to owe 20k minimum on taxes. He can’t pull that money unless he sells his house or makes 1k a day every day for the next month

You got banned for acting like a retarded meme spouting faggot. Grow up.

>go to collect your paycheck
>you have to beg for it first
sounds very desirable

I would be a bad streamer because I wouldn't interact with chat at all. Who wants to interact with the kind of low lifes that use twitch chat?

You guys gotta learn to let go, your attention keeps him alive.

Outliving WW3 and Nuclear Winter. The fucker is like a roach, he can adapt to even the most hostile environment.

its better when someone gives him 10 bucks and he just reads the comment doesnt answer the question and just responds with "there ya go"

>fucks your girlfriend

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>His chat lunged out at me
I'm still fucking shocked his fans are willing to slurp on his nuts and protect his lying ass. Findom is a real fetish I guess.

Also didn't that one dude say he was waiting 9 years to do co-op with Phil recently? Yeesh

I find it hilarious why so many people support DSP when you should all know damn well that he does not give a shit about any of you. All he wants is your money, that is it. The moment you stop giving him money, you might as well be a filthy detractor to him.

No it doesn't. His viewer retention has been on a gradual decline for years. If your search "dsp" on YouTube, the first several dozen results are reuploads from detractors. He doesn't benefit from any of this.

well honestly if I knew i'd get banned that fast I would have thought of something better
but he opened his closet and all i got to say was "Holy shit it's Panda Lee!", and like 5 seconds later i got the axe

shut up phil

So theoretically he's like every streamer but he's not allowed to get away with it because he's not my favy!

Exactly, now get the fuck out of Yea Forums fatty

To another year of begging and draining paypigs bank accounts

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That's not I said at all. Nice deflection though.