>I
You have a boner for archaic gameplay
>II
Nobody actually likes this
>III
You're a hipster who thinks V is too "user friendly"
>IV
You like the most generic jrpgs
>V
You think story is unimportant in keeping you going in a 40 hour game
>VI
You think nostalgia is the best way to rate a game
>VII
You're a casual
>VIII
You think you're intelligent and edgy because of Squall and a plot of pure nonsense and headcanon
>IX
You think that ripping off 2D FF makes a game good
>X
You watch anime more than play games
>XI
You like mmos with nothing to do
>XII
You don't like playing as a main character because it's more "avant garde"
>XIII
You like pretty graphics and strong women
>XIV
You're probably into ERP or bestiality
>XV
You're a gay shipper
I
>OP
Is a faggot
Only faggots think 2 is the worst FF game in existence despite trying to make an actual story and trying to cut the grind.
Glad we can all agree that FF in general is garbage
>You're a hipster who thinks V is too "user friendly"
IIIPSP is kino and V's job system is overrated.
>despite trying to make an actual story
Literally Star Wars with a literal Death Star at the end.
Don't you have anything mean to say about Tacticsbros?
Not main series fuck off
pathetic
>You have a boner for archaic gameplay
That sums up all FF, not just the first one
No because it's the literal perfect game, even if the story is just a little wonky
>thinking before you act is archaic
You certainly proved your point
>2
>starwars
Wut. XII, yeah, but II?
>all this text just to reveal he's a XIII faggot
Die, zoomer, die!
>trying to cut the grind
>the only way to level up passive attributes like defense is to let monsters wail on you for hours
ff2 is terrible
fyi Nier is now Final Fantasy.
>cut the grind
>tries to grind
Your an actual retard who missed the first point nice.
Yes it's been known forever how many similarities FF2 has to Star Wars.
>your
>calling me retarded
like pottery
Fuck off, nomura
>Rebels vs. Empire
>Emperor's right hand man is a dark knight whose face is never shown
>Maria, I Am Your Brother
>fly the Wyvern into the heart of the Death Star Tornado to destroy it
Your still a retard user.
>Rebels vs. Empire
>Emperor's right hand man is a dark knight whose face is never shown
Real Star Wars-specific tropes there
I liked V's narrative though, yeah it wasn't as serious or dramatic as most others but I still found the journey compelling. Hell, Galuf's fate was more memorable than many FF characters who share similar fates in my opinion.
>II
>Nobody actually likes this
For some reason that made me chuckle. Good job faggot.
Considering that 3 wasn't even released in the US til the DS it's far more user friendly than 5 unless you're a hardcore faggot who plays in japanese
XII is not Star Wars. Similarities in the setup are thanks to the fact that Star Wars is, by design, the most fucking generic Monomyth in the history of the universe.
You made this thread like twice yesterday. You were a faggot then, you're a faggot now, and you'll be a faggot tomorrow.
Don't forget
>princess gets kidnapped and the protagonists need to infiltrate the empire's superweapon to rescue her
I liked what 2 tried to do, but SaGa does it better in pretty much every way.
this but in a tone that implies mere jesting
What about the day, AFTER tomorrow?
>>III
>You're a hipster who thinks V is too "user friendly"
3 has the fucking "you have crippled stats until you fight several battles" bullshit in a game where you need to switch jobs
Be that as it may, the fact remains that Garnet is the biggest whore in the entire Final Fantasy franchise
Dont forget the whole Stamina bullshit
>Be that as it may, the fact remains that Rikku is the biggest whore in the entire Final Fantasy franchise
FTFY
I didn't see Rikku sexually pleasure an entire kingdom
that is what I meant with
> "you have crippled stats until you fight several battles" bullshit
I forgot what the game called it