ITT: what you can expect in Pokemon set in not-Britain

Bubble & Squeak > The Sunday Roast

Four new beetle Pokémon, each similar to one another in some ways.

>half of which are called pudding
>none of them are actually pudding

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HAHA, HOW ACCURATE MR. POL.

I have literally never heard of a cake with cheese, unless it's cream-cheese frosting. Yorkshire needs to get their shit together.

seethe

A clocktower pokemon
OY ITS SEVEN BONG

Yorkshire puds tho.

This is a misconception; you should have a cheeseboard at christmas dinner (or indeed any dinner) at dessert as an option for those who don't want something sweet; it should also really come a little bit after the sweets have been served.

FUCK ENGLAND
FUCK WALES
FUCK BREXIT

Stay mad lad

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How much is $3.50 in Pokedollars?

>getting triggered by a normie joke

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‘Bout 500.

the antagonists will be a team fucking chavs

>ITT y*ros seething at bong superiority
>Posting the same 3 shitty /int/ memes
Must be a woeful existence wallowing in your inferiority

All characters speak in weird accents, and have problems with lisping and poor dental hygiene.

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cheesecake?
Anything else is travesty

>Another Fox Pokemon, maybe a regional variation of Zoroark
>Seaside town that sells fish and chips as a healing item, is infested with Wingull and has a small fairground
>Lion Pokemon with a distinctively royal design
>Pokemon based on Celtic folklore, like Kelpies, Cu-Sith and Selkies
>Nessie as a pseudo-legendary
>Area based on the Giant's Causeway
>Regional bird is a Magpie

>Majority of NPCs are missing their teeth

>Telephone boxes everywhere despite the fact most Telephone boxes outside of the countryside and london have been ripped out.

SEETHING

>Nessie as a pseudo-legendary

DO IT GAME FREAK.

I'm from spain, does anyone here like spain? :)

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is that the only english you know

>bong superiority
How's that world cup Ahmed?

source

>play female trainer
>get raped

no lol

wow an actual npc out in the wild.

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i lik spen

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Alisa i /jessica albanka

characters constantly talking about drinking tea
some "we totally didn't rob the world for all of this" lavish display of gold/gems
pokemon have HIV now

does your right hand come off?

>play male trainer
>fuck my pokemon

ayo why do wyite ppl got dem traditons and dat mane?

>OI YOU! SHUT'CHER MOUTH AN' LOOKIT MY MONS!

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You mean lapras?

thank you user, you are the best

Player gets arrested if he says "Yes" to certain questions

>You are challenged by Pokemon League Champion Lods Emone!

Bigger. More awesome looking. Maybe controls the weather.

>White people
>Traditions
Chose one

imagine being this retarded.

jooooooo

>Lots of brown skin NPC's

>Similar to the juice bars in Sun and Moon but Tea and Biscuits

>Kebab and Masala places everywhere

>boss of evil team is a dentist

Only in America user

Here is a (you). Don't spend it all in one place.

Masala is delicious man. I can eat that shit for days.

The three eyed tiger will rise on the 31st of March

Britian will be divided

Weapons launched

We will die.

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>female NPCs frequently wearing garments that cover 99 percent of their bodies
>NPCs whinging about "Galexit"

CAM ON GALAR SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS!

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What's going to be their equivalent to this?

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Lmao, no, the evil team is right wingers and brexiters

see

A snorlax with soccer tattoos

Possible champion?
Y/N?

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> UK is still over 85% white

But are they going to include his nonce hunting?

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She's the secret post-game boss.

Deep fried not-Mars bars

shagaluf is good for a piss up

Arceus save her

>Evil team has a bicycle wheel pokemon

>Dragon Gym in "Wales"
>Yet to be revealed Ireland island is the shield

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>League is the castle
Yes

First quest is getting a pokemon licence

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The head of the evil team rides a penny farthing.

Will a variant of Detective Pikachu be in the game? I could see it.

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Elite Four

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>Every region has a rock-n-roll gym/character
>It'd be tired if they did it again
>However this is possibly the most fitting region for it
I expect four Beatles based characters.

Liverpool supporters

bet my left sack there's a charlie chaplin styled gym or gym leader

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nice hivemind desu

>all the cool shit is in Scotland
here we fucking go

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That's normal though

>England
>Scotland
>yet to be revealed Ireland
>Wales
So where's this lad?

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>implying Ireland isn't the battle frontier
>implying one of the frontier brains isn't an IRA commander

...

It's Upside Down mate, the frigid highland North is actually England, and the leafy shires are Scotland

>>>r/Yea Forums

Isn’t there art of Lucario on a penny farthing bike? Seem to recall that.

Shut the fuck up, incel.

who ?

>plebbitor upset his shitposts are getting shoved off the board by video game discussion

Forced online multiplayer mode.

probably an event island with a legendary

>inb4 it turns out the new region was responsible for colonizing Unova in "ancient" times

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>Fire type gym
>It's a restaurant
>Gimmick has you taking the customers orders and battling chefs in order to get the correct dishes
>Leader is called Gordon

How strange. That would explain the MC's attire to be fair.

>user invents political things to be mad about in a pokemon thread
get help

>political things
>Unova is based on New York
>New region is UK based
>political things

I want these lads represented someway

GWR > LNER = SR >>>>>> LMS

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>a one-off lore joke alluding to the fact that Unova (the US) was colonized in ancient times (because of how old the ruins are) by the new region (Britain)
Why do you assume I'd be mad at this? Is your education so poor you don't know how basic history?

>What is history?

Remember when Kanto dumped a bunch of Electrodes on Alola?

>trio of pokemon based off of the Three Lions
>welsh dragon as a legendary

>Galar region has a long history of war with Kalos in medieval times
There has to be at least one reference to the Hundred Years War.

What's the point of having a Pokemon containment board if people just post Pokemon shit outside of it anyway?

More corgi based pokemon.

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What's the point of having a retro board if people still talk about old games? What's the point of shitposting if people shitpost outside of Yea Forums?

What's the point of an lgbt board if people are gonna be faggots outside of it anyway?

What's the point of having jannies and mods if they don't actually get rid of off-topic threads and instead delete videogame-related threads?

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New TV form for Rotom, but you need to buy a license to use it.

Eating a fockin brick of cheese with your terrible, dry dessert is a fockin TIME HONOUOUOURED TRADITION

>Macaroons
>Malasadas
>your rival is going to be a chav obsessed with sausage rolls
Oh no...

>Implying the IRA aren't this instalment's team-rocket

>Congratulations, trainer! You've more than deserved the RAW badge!

>every time you fuck up his final team gets stronger
>fuck up enough and he straight kicks your ass out of his restaurant/gym
>have to replay through entire sequence again

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>Implying there'll ever be a Battle Frontier again
Oh user, kids have phones now...

>Pokémon League is at the top of the map
user, you posted the champion.

better than the African tradition of eating nothing lmao

>implying

>isle of manlet

Every Pokemon has a different name and NPCs look at you in disgust if you don't use them. Pikachu is Zappy Squeakerbox, Rotom is called Shocky Tubefiddler, and Furfrou is Fluffy Fun Time.

>welsh subzone
>Mareep is "me wife"

>Fluffy Fun Time

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You have separate sacks for each nut?

What a shitty set of starters and region
Yeah I am done with pokemon

British food is so bad, they had to colonise India to get decent recipes

A lot of fish and ship references, that's about ti really.

regional Jynx variant, plant type tea time special attack

Rival

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