PLAY HORIZON ZERO DAWN

I paid 20 burgers for it and I’m pretty well satisfied. I still need to do the DLC, though. I hear it’s even better.

I will say this; this might be one of the few times Yea Forums is legitimately correct about SJW infestation. It’s almost comical in this game.

why

>this might be one of the few times Yea Forums is legitimately correct about SJW infestation
Did we play the same game?

It’s legitimately “men are bad/evil: the game”

What does this game actually play like?
All I've seen is "huge monsters" and "open world" and Far Cry style stealth which isn't stealth

What's up with modern devs and female characters having wide as fuck faces?

why should I play a game with shit-tier gameplay?

My roommate unironically looks like her.
She really doesn't look like a woman at all.

I should make him cosplay her.

>Matriarch led civilisation is backwards and autistic
>Literally all the matriarchs but one are retarded
>Patriarch society is 100 times more advanced
>cast of helpers is both men and women
>main villain is a male
>main supporter is a male
>only nigga who was nice to Aloy was a male

I think the shitposting got to you, think this through again

>I never played it but I know the gameplay is shit xDDDD
Just say you dont have a ps4 faggot

It's not a stealth game though it has some "stealth" in it
Basically you use bows, traps and explosives and a mellee spear to beat down big ass robot animals. It's fun, weapon variety is nice and enemies are good at the higher difficulties
The crafting/upgrade system is retarded though but meh

I haven't played it that much but also
>society run by women is a shitty one with crazy zealots, where outsiders are forbidden and you got expelled out for every minor crime

>and enemies are good at the higher difficulties

Yeah, robotic ones.
Human enemies are fucking dolts acting like lobotomised baboons, regardless if diff level.
It's still a solid, fun game

Well yeah
Human enemies are pretty shit, I forgot they were even in the game (besides the boss fight)

>loot boxes in a single player game
>ubisoft tier empty open world
>bioware tier writing and animation
>Burch tier voice acting
>terrible AI
>damage sponge enemies

The combat can be fun if you're switching up your weapons and tactics a lot mid combat, but you'll always be running out of ammo

The whole package is super mediocre

I would, but my brother stole my PS4

Shit bait. Try harder, mate.

Human enemies AI is so fucking incompetent that it's sometimes kind of entertaining to watch. Like when random bunch of bandits accidentaly wander into aggro range of some bigger machine or a herd of smaller robbos and starting running in circles like fucking headless chickens while having their asses being handed to them.
Snapmaws and these big ostrich shaped machines are especially funny to watch stomping these retarded hobos.

Wait what?
Share story
He a drug addict or something?

I hate Aloy's design but the game in hard is actually a lot of fun to play

Good thing I didn't trust you when you were sperging agains Remake2, Nintenshill

>we could've got a cute brown girl protag
>instead we get a fucking ugly ass gorilla
Why would they do this?

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I did. It wasn't that great. The loot system is too organized where item 1 lets you buy weapon or armor 2 without fail.

His brother is a nigger

He's my older brother
>Bro lend me your PS4, I wanna watch some blurays
>Yeah sure
>A month later
>Bro I need my PS4 back
>I'm still using it
>O-oh ok

I'm a beta bitch and he's my older brother, I can't go against him

SJW shite that flopped hard!