Well?

Because I want to BE the girlfriend.

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I like money and sleep, thank you.

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How am I supposed to love someone when I don't even love myself?

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I love Kass!

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Too hard to find one I actually want to be with who actually wants to be with me.

O_o

shut the fuck up whore. go back to having sex with fatasses and niggers

Social anxiety.

I'm too boring and shy

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I do but years of being alone made me extremely uncomfortable about it and I just don't know if I'm giving it enough

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Fuckin edgelord fag.

It's not that dramatic admittedly but it's there. Ah well. You better believe people judge you relentlessly for something like that.

Antidepressants?

I have a boyfriend instead.
>falling for the vaginal jew
I sure hope you don't do this.

I do, and she's a gamer as well. Her favorite game is Mass Effect and other western games, while I prefer superior Japanese games myself.

Guess I'm too ugly.
Plus, I seem to be cursed by the fact that whenever I'm intrested the girl isn't and when the girl is interested I'm not.

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shut up shut up shut up

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Never asked anyone out or attempted to get one.

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BECAUSE I'M GAY. OKAY MOM?! YOU CAN STOP THE FUCKING INTERROGATION NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

Cause i dont want one.

Solitude is best.

Tried
Failed
Tried
Failed
Tried
Failed
Tried
Failed
Ad infinitum
It’s become a bad investment of my time and energy at this point.

Oh hey i've never been interested in any of these Idolmaster thots before. Thanks op

>tfw no gf

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I'm ugly. Pretty much every other excuse in this thread can be changed. Being born wrong cannot.

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Call me what you want, I never feel emotionally attached to anything.

I love you and all you guys

I know the feeling, user.
I have eye sockets like a dead person.
No amount of dieting, sleep or exercise has fixed it in over 20 years.
I use to think my dark eyes were cool and made me mysterious, but literally everyone I ask about it says it's ugly, makes me look like an axe murderer/creep and turns them away.
It was at that point I realized people's opinion doesn't matter.
I'm sure your eye thing is cool and sets you apart from everybody else.
Maybe that kind of thinking isn't enough for you, but it was for me, I guess.

>when you get a gf after 28years of being a kissless virgin

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hopefully you can also keep her

Just finished an affair with a married woman. That, and my previous relationship, completely burned me out on women.

Cuz im cucking some guy instead

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Black, 5’8, ugly, no game

>want to find a goth gf
>scene is deader than dead in my city

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Based

Cause 3d is pd.

Girls laugh at my face and penis size. It's not fair i didnt ask to have my penis mutilated and be born a shit skin

Hey. Same here.

I'm probably older than you, though. Do something about it, trust me....

Because I’m ugly

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I'm gay.

more

Fell for it once. Never again. 2d is all I need from now on.

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Women hate me, so I hate women back.

We're helping bringing down the world population, keep up the good work, lads.

I'm almost 31 and a wizard.

all the girls i keep meeting are either overweight or dumb thots

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*white population

how many wizards here? I failed the test by caving to temtpation

I don't even have a job and you want me to worry about pussy, OP?

I've seen first hand that most women are vapid cunts, so no thanks. I'm too lazy to find gold in a river of dirt

>Tfw cursed with an ugly face and small dick
I hate knowing there’s nothing to do to change it

But I do user.

How much for a night with Rin?

Not a wizard, but I lost my virginity on dec. 21, 2012 with a half white qt
its pretty cool because its like instead of predicting the end of the world, the ancient mayans predicted my nut

Cause Ive beent a NEET for almost 2 years and I wish I'd get cancer so I'd keep it up till my not so far away death

Started antidepressants a few days ago, maybe they'll help dunno

About to finish the Ringed City DLC btw, how the fuck do I beat that final boss's 3rd form? Nigga moves like an anime character and teleports in front of me with his big ass sword

2D is better

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Insecure about my really small dick

Because noone even halfway attractive could ever want to date me

CUTE, LOVING BOYFRIENDS ARE A MYTH AND I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE WITH WHISKEY IN HAND

Men can impregnate several women, even within one day. So one man not having sex doesn't really bring out the population per se, because you're 100% disposable. The woman you would have hypothetically impregnated, will just get pumped and dumped by Chad and get pregnant that way instead..

Actually, if you want to bring down the population, you should get a girlfriend and then make sure you two never have a child, and adopt instead.

FUCKKK

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>there’s nothing to do to change it
plastic surgery or wearing makeup and embrace being a pretty girl and having boys call your pickle dick "cute" ~

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>gramps is low key disappointed in me
>mum is getting hungry for grandkinds
>father and aunt is cool with my autism

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It’s okay gay user. I’m sure you’ll find somebody.

Yeah, I'm really struggling with the whole face thing right now. I really can't see a point in anything anymore.

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Too expensive

Lmao they wouldn't be into you anyway unless you were already in the scene

>spring/summer approaching
>family reunion/grilling parties
>Chad cousins/brothers in law all married/in relationships
>"how come you never bring your girl with you dude"

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Fuck off back to your discord, tranny

F-fuck you anime girl
I'm shy, lazy and unattractive. The most I can get is hookups. I'm working out so I can one day attract a loving masc4masc husband but so far the search is not going well.

Why should i?

Im dead set on dying a virgin anyway.

I play video games all day and have no other special skills that makes me feel like I can stand out in a good way.
I also read too many doujins and my views on real women have been butchered. I can only think of perfect scenarios like in the doujins which I know will never happen and therefore won't even act on it

if you would look at my face just for one sec you would understand why. i only get out of the appartment to work on a nightshift or buy some food if i cant affort delivery because i cant stand peoples staring at me.

Not true, I had one once some times ago and I knew a lot of guys who had one as well.

I do, were playing ttyd right now. She gets more stylish moves than me so I hate fuck her after, it's awesome

After 26 years of absolutely nothing, I've given up hope. Suicide is in the works.

Leave my thread faggot

>being attracted to women in 2019

Gays hate me, so I hate gays back.

I have no prospects that make me appealing to the average female, every conversation i have with women feels vapid

pretty sure some gays are into that

>being attracted to 3D women in 2019
ftfy

Don't call me dude, man

Trust me no one is into me.

Based

>CUTE, LOVING BOYFRIENDS ARE A MYTH AND I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE WITH WHISKEY IN HAND

I try to be loving and I want to be cute. and I want to be the boyfriend of a caring loving boy.
we might not be in the millions, but caring guys do exist. Find me where the wind blows, where the hills are green and the rivers sing like angel choirs

pic related

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>"my dude"

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I just hope they manage to create robot waifus or some sort of full body vr before i die.

Cringe