ANYONE ELSE EXCITED FOR THE NEW POKEMON GAME?

Just watched the reveal for the Gen 8 coming to The Switch in late 2019. Very excited for this...

...what starter will you guys choose?

...and what are your expectations/requirements for this game to be great?

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There is literally an entire board for this shit, you couldn't at least keep it in one of the existing threads?

Heck yeah I'm excited

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Pretty excited, gonna a get the water starter the other two look shit

Cant wait for
>No day/night cycle
>Piss Easy gym leaders/elite four
>No Daycare breeding
>No Nat dex
>No literally anything that made 3rd and 4th gens great

>pokemon onions
>pokemon basedlet

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My expectations were already incredibly low, but those starters are honest to god shit. Sobble might end up being cool, I guess? Not keeping Lets Go shit is nice but...they didn't keep fucking any of it. Even the following Pokemon, which should've been fucking easy to implement.

Wolf legendaries might be cool I guess.

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They could have chosen any other country in Europe yet they chose the most boring one out of the lot. Why not Germany or Spain?

>Ohmori as director
my expectations are very low

>thinking 3rd and 4th gens are the peak
Platinum and HGSS were some of the better games, but come on

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Scor will be the furfag choice who will have a footfag focus, Grookey will be the meme one and Sobble seems constantly depressed so he might turn into something cool. Remember when last gen we all thought the seal was dumb and it turned into a trap mermaid?

I'm cautiously optimistic. I really like the aesthetics of the region, and it looks like it has a lot of variety unlike the series of tropical islands in Sun and Moon. The starters aren't my favorites though, and it's a shame that it seems to be so formulaic. But so far it looks better than the 3DS games. I'll have to wait and see if they ruin it with yet another lame story with overbearing cutscenes and literally baby mode difficulty.

It looks okay, I think they should have held off on releasing lets go because lots of the visuals seem a little too derivative of that, made it a lot less exciting to see what a pokemon game can look like on consoles

Fuck this, im tired of this bullshit games.
Is not just Nintendo
Sony & Microsoft has pushed me over the edge with all their lack of attention to detail, from this day on I will began to start my own video games, im leaving everything behind and focusing on this.
No more playing video games, sitting in the couch after work wondering if any good video games will be announce.
I'm going back to school to learn all the shit I need to do this.
Goodbye old life.
Fuck man that pokemon announcement was the shit that finally made me snap out of this waiting for scraps mentality.

Peace out Yea Forums bros hopefully I will rejoin you in a much better future

I'm not falling for this shit after S&M

Need to see evos first

>Grookey
first time a grass type is gonna be my favourite

Why not go to school for something more beneficial (to you) than video games? Just because they're something you once loved doesn't mean you have to stick with them and try to single-handedly fix them, if you're done with vidya you're better off moving on

but it looks good lol

I’m not impressed at all, they just look like sun/moon HD. Pokemon is fucking dead

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no

The plant starter design is horrible, and looks like a previous pokemon, hope the evolutions are better

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>Barely reaches 30fps undocked
>720p 30fps docked

>game is gonna be so linear even the region is in a straight line

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I already dabble close to something like this, I work infront of a computer all day might aswell do something I wanted to do in the past but couldn't because money constrains.

But thank you for your concern

>autism panda
>bandage bunny
>fat blob
Dammit, I hate all of them. It wasn't supposed to be like this.

>Panda
I wish, it's just yet another grass monkey and worse than that stupid shit

Why would I be excited?
The starters are boring derivatives, theregion is a straight line, and the overworld look more barren than LGPE, and the graphics are laughably cheap.

Yeah it looks good from the outside, but step could of have been taken to better the game 10x or even 30x folds

see you tomorrow

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They all look like previous Pokemon, the fire one looks like a Chespin edit and the water one has this cunt's face.

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Why is B&W2 so beloved?

Yes, it went from dumb to fucking retarded.

Black and white 2 are now not the worst names for a game

Even XY had a better trailer and showed more in 2 minutes

Perhaps but it won't be to discuss video games, maybe I might look for anons that have some exp making indie games.

Later bro I need to go to the store but it has been good talking to you.

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See you in an hour faggot.

They're probably the most content-dense games in the series and have good and varied Pokemon distribution. Some people also like the difficulty settings, but they're so poorly implemented the only way you'd ever use them for your playthrough is if you cheat (which is pretty fun)

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You wording implies XY didn't have one of the best initial reveals in the franchise

I love pokemon

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Starters are shit.
Engine on switch is shit.
Switch is shit.
I thought I might get back after stopping at ORAS but fuck this.

Im gonna wait for the new versions. Not gonna fall for this, I rather wait for Pokemon Gun or Lance

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>Football minigames
It's shit

Maybe he was serious, who know if he will follow thru

>No Pokemon Z
>But Ultra Sun/Moon because fuck you
Im tired of this garbage business model

>everyone hyping Pokemon gen 8
>gen 8 is announced
>the starters are terrible
>too Linear i expected Botw openworld
>Graphics literally Sun and moon 2.0
the state of Yea Forums

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>being excited for one of the worst jrpg franchises
Pokémon is the McDonald’s of Jrpgs. Super popular but shit quality

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I have to agree, not liking the initial looks of these starters; have to wait until their full lines are revealed before I finalize a choice, but Scorbunny has my eye at least a little.

>Charmander
>Totodile
>Torchic
>Chimchar
>Snivy
>Fennekin
>Litten

Guess I usually go for the fires, except for Cyndaquil and Tepig. Litten is my favorite 1st-stage starter though.

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>too Linear i expected Botw openworld
Why would you ever expect that?

I expected trash and i was still disappointed

Why have all gens since 1 had this very geometric design aesthetic? Like, there are decent exceptions but mostly stuff is just rounded versions of things with colorful shapes on them.

They used to at least try and make them look like things that might exist in really life.

Still, game looks really damn good. I'll probably pick it up.

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WHERE ARE THE FREAKING JANNIES?

Wot happen to Kang and Kwen

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i didn't i was complaining on how people will always find a way to shit on pokemon games

I'm excited for scorcunny.

You faggots just never learn.

Post the girl

SOMEONE MAKE A JANNY VERSION OF SCOBUNNY THIS IS POTENTIAL Yea Forums

Infinitely easier to manufacture cheap merch out of blocks and balls.

OH MY GAWD I AM SEETHING NOW. Really though, very excited.

Worst starter designs so far. WTF nintendo why are the fakes always bettter

Now that’s a boomercore show

Jannies can kiss my butt

Bait and kill yourself

i can't wait it looks great. skipped lgpe for obvious reasons, and SM really didn't do it for me, so it's gonna be my first proper pokemon adventure since XY 6 years ago

to make it great for me it needs significant postgame content. give me extra gyms, an enhanced elite 4, improved versions of previous gym leaders and then something like Red in gen 2. basically i like building a super stacked team but in recent iterations there's been no motivation to do because all there is to do is find legendaries

niggas told me heart gold was the best pkmn game

That's not...
How you express...
...being excited

>Rabbit Chespin
I get that after this long some designs are bound to feel samey, but seriously.

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NO FUCK OFF YA WANKER
THERS NO NUFF THREADS ON Yea Forums OR /VP/ OR /R/POKEMON

>Switch

Well it looks like I'm finally free.

>no daycare breeding
>no nat dex
Is this true? It can’t be.

FPS AND RESOLUTION ON A RPG
KEK

I'm excited. I think I should do a complete reset and let go of all my past Pokemon. I want to start brand new, and actually work for shinies/good mons.

WHO /sword/ HERE!?

>Game Freak has opportunity to vastly improve the typical Pokemon look
>Game looks like Sun and Moon with the camera moved down a bit more
Sure glad I bought a Switch

How good is it to be GF? You can't have Nintendo boss you around, you can rehash things and make buckets of money and if people are unhappy with your shit they just blame Nintendo.

For once I am more interested in the fire starter than the grass starter
>inb4 fire/fighting
I think this one is a given sadly.

soul

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>sword and shield
>starters aren't an archer, squire, and a cav/horse
>just generic animals that fail at being cute again
One job gamefreak, one job.

less

i was getting more of the "samey" feeling from chimchar
they even got the same pose

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they are based on sports you stupid.

Y-yeah that sure is lovely

the bunny, that will be my choice

>fire type = hotheaded
>bandaged nose
>sporty design
>they can be female
>term "fuck like rabbits" exists

Did... did they make a bunny tomboy?

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pokemon is getting too cutesy, i miss me old gen 1, 2

Nah not getting it desu. Truth be told, J was actually kind of hyped for a new mon game on a powerful console, and was really excited to see what they would so with it. After the Direct all I feel is disappointment. Nothing new was really shown, and the mechanics look the exact same. Oh well, if I can skip SMUSUM, I can skip these too.

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>nugen art
gross

Cool

>random encounterd in 2019
Wtf gamefreak, it was the only good thing about Let's Go and you took it away. Atleast make them gerenic blobs you can see in the overworldor something. No other AAA JRPG has random encounters now (Persona 5, Dragon Quest 11, Xenoblade 2, etc) so why the fuck are you guys sticking to it?

>UK inspired region
Will the champion be called Mohammed?

Why are Game Freak so lazy? It looks like a fucking 3DS game.

thank you for listening to my Ted Talk

Which ones? I can see the rabbit being a footballer (or footie hooligan), but I'm not seeing it with the other two...

German could be but japanese only know them, France and UK not the rest of the countries, barely Italy thanks to Mario or Jojo probably.

They do think british are walking badasses if you look to their animes. Transfer student are mostly always from either england or france and they have super power or shit

Final evo predicts
>music monkey
>dancing bunny
>spectator lizard

the nigger plays cricket and the tadpole is waterpolo

nah m8 shield is where it's at

post yfw scorbunny becomes a fire/fighting type

We can play footie with our Pokemon or what lads?

Haven't played a pokemon game since the original ruby. the designs/gameplay just haven't been appealing. having HD cutscenes are nice I guess

Perfect

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The champion battle will be interrupted by a suicide bombing.

I havent played a mainline Pokemon game since GSC. I'm kinda leaning towards getting this.

So info based on the speculation

>Grookey
>apparently comes from Groove and Monkey
>in the trailer he beats the stick to a rhythm, indicating some music theme
>probably evolves into a monkey that plays drums
>there have been music-themed pokemon in the past, but their typings are all over the place, so Grookey will probably remain just a grass type throughout

>Scorbunny
>the bandaids and other stylistic elements have a lot of being speculating he has a sports theme
>makes sense since there seems to be some sort of soccer arena in the trailer
>likely gonna gain the fighting type in the 3rd evo
>alternatively, gains steel, will probably have typical sports equipment as armor

>sobble
>in the japanese, his name alludes to some prehistoric water dinosaur
>probably inspired by the lochness monster since this game seems to have some northern european theme going on
>I can see it gaining the dragon or ground type

>r-mk
based

>see new pokemon game announcement
>pokemon SWORD and SHIELD
>oh boy oh boy a medieval pokemon rpg
>gonna see knights in armour fighting huge battles with pokemon at their side
>go on a quest to slay a dragon (charizard)
>watch trailer
>it's fucking nothing.

Not >Scorabbit
Fucks sake masuda

>typical sports equipment
Not likely if it's brit themed, they don't wear loads of equipment. Same with rugby

>900+ pokemon
>which should've been fucking easy to implement
based retard

>Is not just Nintendo
You're right, it's Game Freak and the Pokemon Company

>dragon
On a starter? Hahahaha no fucking way homes

>new pokegirls

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>no visible encounters
>no following pokemon
>psp-tier graphics and game boy-caliber animations
anyone who's actually excited for this shovelware just loves eating shit.

>SWORD and SHIELD
>pic related didn't end up as the legendary posterboy

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Of course not. No mainline game has dropped either of these things since they were introduced.

gonna be wukong for me, that twig on its head better become a fucking staff in its final evo

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>Enter building
>Screen goes dark for a moment because Gamefreak still doesn't know how to make seamless transitions in the year 2019

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i'm sure it will have some manor or shrine like bellsprout tower in gen 2, user.

It’s called passion you fucking mong

some literal-who "leaker" on resetera said it was going to be a botw open world and retards believed it.

Sobble is invisible for a bit in the trailer, he's a cameleon though I wouldln't put loch ness past them

waiting on boris
could be germany, asian peoo

yea, that's why I said ground type as another possibility. Ground has been typical for dinosaur-inspired pokemon since the first game.

This is par for the course for almost every JRPG series with recent releases.

compared to all the gens that came after, fuck yeah gen III and IV were the best

Rival's theme confirmed
youtu.be/I78IqGeBJ0M?list=PL9CAB14FE09BCEC9F

There are running animations for all the pokemon up to sun and moon already retard.

How are japs reacting?

>there are fags who will choose to play as the boy when they could play as that qt grill instead

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What the fuck is sobble even supposed to be?

...

I'm always ready for a new pokemon game to evolve thee meta.

Sobble probably, he looks like a nervous boy who will become a big-dick chad at full evolution
My requirements for greatness are
>Tons of variation in the moveset-strategies
>Cool new minigames
>NO GYMS, I WANT SOCCER BATTLES

What about Italy?

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post the female trainer

>ANYONE ELSE EXCITED FOR THE NEW POKEMON GAME?
YAY!

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How do we even know that yet? All they showed us was mostly pretty videos, like they always do at the initial announcements. As the months go by, they'll leak more and more of it.

Philip Banks, YOU should KICK my butt

So fucking what if I wanted to post my own thread? If this pisses you off, go back and hide in the cave from whence you came troll

The starters literally look like deviantart material. No kidding.

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I got bored and made a small game out of this image

Find a website that simulates dice rolls and roll a D25, see what team you have to use

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I legitimately don't know what you're trying to convey here

>STILL has random battles in tall grass instead of wild Pokemon wandering the overworld
>STILL has the same boring simplistic turn-based battle system with limited animation

How does GameFreak keep getting away with it?

>expecting initiative and original endeavours over safe rehashes
>Nintendo 2019

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Yeah, I always go with the fire starters for an extra challenge (at least in the older games). Just hoping Scorbunny's future evolutions are less cute and more vicious looking...

...but then again, how can one make a bunny more scary? lol

Team 18 is clearly superior to all others.

Fuck off snoy

>no mentioned of the word SCORE in Scorbunny's name

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>I legitimately don't know what you're trying to convey here
Brand new Pokemon game looks like utter shit from PS1 era with terrible framerate and ugliest visual of generation.

Yeah, I usually go with fire starters. In the older games it presented more of a challenge getting through the first couple of gyms. Just kinda hoping that they make Scorbunny's future evolutions less cute and more vicious looking...

...but then again, how does one make a bunny more vicious? lol

>people will always find a way to shit on pokemon games
Then maybe Gamefreak should start putting in effort into their games.

I'm pretty sure it's for "scorch"

yes, but why is paper mario color splash in the image?

What does the wolf on the logos signify? New legendary maybe?

Because people buy it anyways.
Gamefreak is one of the laziest devs because their fanbase wants them to be.

So its based on the UK this time? Are they just basing regions on wherever the head of gamefreak went on vacation?

It's scorch. The japanese name is basically scorch + bunny as well.

They're incapable of making anything better, and they don't care because we live in an era of distrust and that means fleecing people relentlessly and milking the LCD audience because it makes money.

Why did they go with nearly the exact same color scheme as XY for the logos?

>pokemon STILL releasing 2 version of their games

seriously why the fuck do they keep doing this?

Say something nice to him!

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... AND score.

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To show gorgeous looking cartoon game graphics.

>selling your game twice
Why not? It's pretty smart from them

Wtf are those names?

I literally thought of this as fake some seconds ago the picture of the starters circulating yesterday looked more real than this.

These games should be called something like steel and iron or leaf and bubble or cloud and mountain or lava and water but this looks like a joke , a fake fanmade image. They can keep the starters but those names should be changed.

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Pokeautists buy both

>and what are your expectations/requirements for this game to be great?
30$ pricetag

>color splash
>gorgeous looking
I fucking hate pokemon but you can fuck right off with your contrarianism

yup new pokemon designs are shit. everything is just circles, round curves, colors shapes and colored sections.

why are the fire starters always trash?

More like Pokemon Scimitar and Nguni

Nice bunny!

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You don't want another fire fighter user?
C'mon now.

Why bother when your target audience is entirely drooling retards who will buy anything?

The only time it was acceptable to buy both was with BW/2 where there are significant gameplay changes between the two versions compared to the usual norm of just version exclusives

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No

Excited? No
I'll keep up with the news but I'll likely not buy it after being burned out twice in a row with XY and ORAS, haven't played a pokemon game since.

>color splash
>gorgeous looking
Yes, it is. Stay mad.

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You better start up that Brackeys.

r8 my taste, it's a little out of date though

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looks like oversaturated garbage

>from this day on I will began to start my own video games, im leaving everything behind and focusing on this
godspeed

I’m amazed how boring it is. Everything looks the fucking same.

Bunny wunny.

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How the fuck am I supposed to be excited when the direct announcer sounded like he just downed an entire bottle of adderall?

That’s why they should have started from scratch with creating a exstensive and expansive remake of Gen1 woh all the new shit they could have dreamed of on new hardware. Less assets, less balancing with just 150 to worry about and it still would sell great. Instead we got the lazy shit LGPE and a terrific chance was squandered.

They’ll never get that opportunity again now. New gens wouldn’t get the bye gen 1 remake like that could.

>the two best pokemon female lead designs in one image
Back in a bit

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It's called downloading Unity or Unreal and spending and hour or two looking up tutorials.

It's piss easy to make a game these days. Just download some shit from the asset store, charge 50$ on Steam Greenlight and than le funny fatman will whine about it to get you some added revenue.

man 3rd gen have some trippy designs

it looks terrible, like a shitty fangame

GRASS MONKEY
THAT FUNKY MONKEY

youtube.com/watch?v=acY2VSskD80

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Way too set-piecey, stiff and rigid like the world is soaked in starch. Hope the 5cents deposited in your account was worth it tho.

No it doesn't. That's the sad part. I can completely believe that this is legit.

once again the leaks were bullshit

BOKEMON BENIS AND BAGINA :::D:D:D:D:D

the fake designs made by some random Arab dude that were posted yesterday honestly looked better than the genuine article

well me too when I contextualize it as a game freak game but take it out of context and it's a piece of shit chinese mobile rpg looking abomination

Will they ever have a game were the starters arent fire water and grass?

I need to see more before I decide on a version or a starter.

Which unique Pokemon are in which?
What do the evolution lines look like?
What leggo is Sword? Shield?

I'll decide later

You're a dumb incel.

best started

cant they fucking stop making new pokemon and just use a mixture of the nearly 900 pokemon?

theyre ruining pokemon and it gets stupider and stupider the more they milk it.

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This smug tomboy is going to be the waifumon and there's nothing you can do about it

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>Yet another fire fighting pokemon
Gamefreak you assholes.

I didn't know you already knew the typing of all the new pokemon.

I'm not a huge graphics fag but still this shit looks pretty shit visually, like the assets don't look like they belong together and it looks like the lighting interacts wrong with some assets or something

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>go to challenge the Elite Four
>"Sorry, mate, you gotta renew your Gym Loicence first. God save the Queen."
>go to renew license
>get arrested for hate speech against Team Rocket

I dont know them all but fuck look at it. It even has that bandage thing on its nose like that gym leader in sinnoh had. No way that thing isnt fighting type.

>grass has the shittiest, ugliest fucking starter for the third generation in a row
IT'S NOT
FUCKING
FAIR BROS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nice brown futa. Takes me back to when I first found it

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3656988

Probably its evolved name

it still looks miles better than X/Y or Sun/Moon

Yeah and Incineroar ended up being Dark so... there.

>late 2019
The weird thing is, the Japanese broadcast said "Winter 2019", and winter usually means January-March in Japan.
Now, it probably meant December here, but it's still weird. Why not say December then?

Do you think it was gamefreaks plan to make LGE/LGP so utter shit that this mediocre game has the illusion of being a great game in comparison? If it is it certainly worked just looking at Yea Forums.

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yeah yeah that's cool in all but what about the important things about a new Pokemon game.
PORN WHEN

those are 3ds games

>miles better

stop arguing for the sake of arguing you mongoloid nigger

Its still not as bad as the gen6 one

I'm excited to know for sure that it will end in gen 12

>gets refuted
>presses his "insult user" button

Grow the fuck up. Losing an argument isn't a reason to get mad.

Hey, can you tell me the alola pokedex entry for venusaur?

Hilda is great but Rosa's outfit is autism incarnate

Where is the art of Shield-chan getting rawed at, bros?

Why do the starters have to look so fucking gay?

Where is the new female MC? I want more Pokemon porn.

Im the orignal guy you sent the message to he said something and you assumed I was him. Plus im not even sure what your getting at. I said I think its fighting type and I dont like that then you said it wont be. Neither of us has been proven right or wrong.

Good luck waifuing this when it evolves into another hyper-masculine barabait like Incineroar

>Kalos got the kino mage, knight, thief set up
>this region gets a bunch of shitty britbong sports
Tell me bros, how does France just keep dabbing on England like this?

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it's fucking worse which is a goddamn accomplishment. it has some kind of sonic the hedgehog muzzle kind of thing, but it also looks like a beak. it looks like fucking shit. chespin was kind of dopey but at least cute, this one is a literal no-hoper that cannot possibly end up looking good. this must be how waterfags felt when they first saw oshawott

grookey is based

By not being the kind of subhuman loser that thinks wojak edits are funny

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zheng is great. one of the few talented artists that do futa on pokemon. wish he had more money on patreon

Jesus Christ are those the real starters?

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There are fags who like the male romantic interest over the qt grill.

why are leaf starters have such a great design?

Game is already running like shit, if they brought back the visible grass pokemon the game would fucking crash.

Gamefreak is a joke.

>romantic interest
Doesn't exist in these games, it's all shipping autism

This is actually the first time I'd pick grass over the other two

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do we know who the bad guys are yet? usually theres leaks

Whatever you say, Nigel

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COMING HOME

>Just apply shading with the soft brush at 30% bro

he's definitely going to be the subject of some gfur

maybe daftpatriot or tush will give him a spin

pokemon is for toddlers

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>that bun
>those girls in uniforms
The porn will be great. Not as good as Alola but still good.

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Is it me or that bunny kinda look like an Olympic mascot or something?

alola style won't happen again for a while
gf realized they made the pokemon too sexy

I have tried making my own games.

It can drive you crazy even in babby engines like Unity. (As we all know, you gotta be able to make your own game engine from scratch with just OpenGL)

Someone post more thick buns

I feel like he's supposed to be a football player. Where Scor is a double entendre for both the word Scorching and the word Score

team 9 and 3 are best

>water/dragon starter

You be he will be the Chad starter.

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ITT: I haven’t played the last 3 Pokémon games

Thoughts on the gamecube era cutscene when they showed off the starters

It's shipping autism. Your character always either gets friendzoned or does the friendzoning themselves.

GOTTA A LOICENSE FOR THAT POKEMON MATE?
ALSO WHERE YOUR POKEBALL AND POKEDEX LOICENSE?
The playable characters are even older than the norm kek

>introducing pokemon UK forms
>the same but with bad teeth

GIVE ME YOUR HAT

nah, I'm not a child nor a pedo
kill you are selves

>game start
>oy love we finally received your pokemon training loicense

This place is going to blow up the moment they show a trainer wearing a hijab

For some reason... No. Why am I not excited for this?

Probably because pokemon has been absolute shit for nearly a decade now and there's literally no reason to believe these titles will be any better

Won't fall for this again. S/M had so many fucking cutscenes i had to force myself to go through

because you're over the age of eleven years old and not a faggot. Congrats.

>Grookeys evolution line is music themed
>set in Britain
>He becomes a fat gorilla with a football shirt banging on some drums
SCORE SUM FUCKIN GOALS

Yes i am selve who are you?

MISSILE MISSILE MISSILE

I don't care about the games, but they made an effort to hide waifu designs. At least compared to the Sun/Moon release trailers.

they wouldn't dare....would they?

>it's another upscaled 3DS game charged $60 episode
getting tired of this one nintendo

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>ohmori as director
>region is literally a fucking line
My expectations are in the toilet.

The graphics look nice.
The lass looks cute as fuck.
The region looks like it has very bland routes but there's potential hope for the dungeons and cities.
The water starter looks like it has potential to have a decent evo.
I'm tentative. I tend to like the designs less in even gens. But the region holds promise outside of those SM-tier bland routes. Fingers crossed for some decent bug types.

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kys

>only one of the starters has digits at all, the other two simply have sticks/flippers with lines for limbs
>heads 2 or 3 times the size of their body
I hate the modern Pokemon design philosophy of creating stuffed animals for children first and virtual wildlife second. Grookey is the only starter of the three that has a decent design, and even it doesn't look great.

Also, Scorbunny is a fucking stupid name.

>getting tired of this one gamefreak
ftfy

No. It's tradition. What a retarded question.

Regarding the former, random encounters and the thrill of what Pokemon you're gonna face is another important part of the series
But I do agree with the latter though

DID THEY SERIOUSLY NAME THE RABBIT

SCORE BUNNY

?
>user, "scor" like from "scorching heat" an
fuck you I know what SCOR is a prefix for and fits the "fire" theme

buttfucking
SCORE
BUNNY???????????

Who comes UP with this shit? Gook Monkey isn't much better!!

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So is it safe to invest in Sword or Shield, or will I get screwed over by them releasing the objectively superior Pokemon Crown or something later?
They didn't do a third version of Black and White and X and Y. We never got Pokemon Z. So I was fucking pissed when they announced Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, and instantly dropped Pokemon Sun.

It's already been a few hours so at this point I'm not really surprised but considering how fast there was porn of Scorbunny and female MC and the NPC trainer I'm wondering if some of these artists just drew the thing and then scribbled in some identifying features like hair and clothing later.

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>Gook Monkey
>Slut Lagomorph
>Slob-on-my-knob
Nice work, Game Freak.

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/vp/ wasn't created to keep pokemon videogame discussion off of Yea Forums

>No day/night cycle
Maybe they realised that being forced to play videogames at a specific time of the day was total bullshit and retarded, because it is

>btfo by a filter
Lol

I'll wait for the third game.

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>buy game
>smells like shit

BUT HOW ELSE WILL THEY FIT IN ALL THE KANTO PANDERING LIKE ARMORED CHARIZARD & MEWTWO?!?!?!

whats with the same dog (legendary?) on both logos?

Dumb Americans and Yuropoors realized that they took the game for granted since Gen 6 and 7 as BW2 was the last time Game Freak truly tried.

Or maybe they didn't because they're the ones who eat up all the KANTOOOOOO references anyway.

I get the joke but isn't it called Lynx over in UK or did they change that?

...

Does include evolutions from previous generations this time?

I have no clue
I haven't seen axe bodyspray in several years

Yes it was. What the fuck.

Maybe they should just change /vp/ to “casual garbage” so you guys understand further.

It probably won't even be in the dex, like how SOLrock and LUNAtone weren't in the Alola dex.

Look at the specular reflection on that building. Holy fuck that looks like shit.

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if their gonna have a pokemon game set in the Norf will we have a staffie themed Pokemon?

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cool moth

Grookey looks cool as fuck. When I saw the "haha so cool and quirky :DDD" fire starter and the "so shy and cute :333" water starter then this fucker is just banging a rock with a stick I knew we were meant to be.

pokemon died after gen 5

What's autistic about shorts and leggings?

>Hey bud, I loved your Scorbunny!
>Nah, man, I spent a little time with her last night. Now, I'm gonna Scorabit!
>Nice! I'm super jealous you get to Scorabit with your pokemon!!
>I'm just waiting for the final evolution: Scorallthefuckingtimewithmyfurryslut

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>game is literally just a high resolution gen 7 with fancier lighting
>battle animations are just as shit and soulless as they've been since XY
>the region is a fucking straight line with no hope for any exploration whatsoever
My expectations were at rock bottom and i was still let down. The series has not evolved in the slightest mechanically. It's fucking embarrassing that every other flagship nintendo franchise released on the switch thus far has gotten significant mechanical improvements, while pokemon, the most valuable multimedia property on earth, is the same fucking game it was on a 240p handheld.

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who gives a fuck, those are 3DS games made for a 240p console you couldn't even see most of the graphical flaws for unless you ran it in an emulator
this is for a device you can play on a TV natively

GROOKS IN THE WIRE

The art style is great but the graphics are awful. Hopefully when it's closer to release it looks better, like most Switch games have, but this is game freak so I'm not holding out

>double entendre
It's paired with a bunny. If there's one animal that has an association to sex on planet Earth, it's the bunny. And they gave it a name with "score" inherent to probably all 3 of its evolutions.

They cannot be serious.

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Maybe it's cause we just basically just had Mizuki for so long and everybody kinda glossed of LGPE's girl but maybe it's because she also has short dark hair that it feels like they just literally just put Moon in a new outfit.

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Probably because you experienced Gen 6 & 7.
After seeing the trailers, I'm just like "eh" will most likely buy a hacked Switch so I can pirate them

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I don't like how it's just the same wolf head turned the other way. Is this the real logo?

Looks good but I’m waiting for reviews. If it’s a slog of endless cutscenes like Gen 7 I don’t think I have the patience for this series any more

Just show me the legends GF, the starters will already be lame in evos too

This, it's pathetic. People are literally paying for new pokemon animations at this point. Will probably wait until it's half price before even considering

I'm surprised no one at Pokemon saw this on the English side.

I can't tell if I hate it or love it, now.

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i can't wait for it to be playable on yuzu

I always choose water.

It wasn't. the generals and most discussion was moved there but its not against the rules to have some pokemon discussion on Yea Forums considering its a fucking video game..

Of all the dumb shit you focus on. No wonder fans of this series are drooling retards

I choose water, except for cyndiquil, treeko, and litten.

For Pokemon, how do you know which version to get?

>new animations
You'll be getting the same XY models and battle animations, and you will like it. Enjoy your floating birds and fireless Typhlosion.

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We honestly don't know at this point. They could do a third version, sequels, or neither. The best bet is to wait like a year or two to see what they'll do, but by that time you'll miss out on the events.

Grookey - Goalie
Scorbunney - Striker
Sobble - Midfielder/Defender

Bruh they literally just announced it we will know what's exclusive to what later in the year

Nothing on their own, it's her entire outfit as a whole that is autism

Redpilled
Bluepilled

>utter shit from PS1 era
Reminder that people who say shit like this are actual zoomers who haven't even held a Playstation controller, let alone played anything older than Obama's first presidential term.

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I meant animations for the new pokemon but I just realized the trailer didn't even show in-game running animations for any of the pokemon so we probably won't even get that. fucking gamefreak

Did you start another thread? I saw that, I'm the only reply.
Pansear to Chimchar
Litleo to Litten
Wooper to Mudkip
It's gamefreak, get over it, Scorbunny even has the same official pose as Chimchar.
Hopefully Grookey will be like a wooden Gorilla tank.

>he
>him
user...

I like everything I see, but
>Ohmori
I won't be tricked this time.

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SNIFF MY MINGE YOU TOSSER

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That would hurt sales, silly. Pokemon is worthless trash unless it sells.

Wow everything in that gif looks better than the new pokemon game.

can some yuros in the thread give me a quick rundown on european slang terms

>user finally starts to figure out Hegelian dialects and how they can be used for evil

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I'm excited at the mountains of porn

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Minge = the vagene
Tosser = faggot

>>Ohmori
What's with this guy? I've heard his name tossed around as a negative, but I have no idea what he's responsible for ruining.

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>cutest anime girl face
>sounds like an old english woman straight from the telly and swears like a sailor
I really hope this catches on in fanart at least

Hilda's is decidedly the better but Rosa's is cute in a doofy way. Like she's got short shorts that look a bit like a skirt, then leggings with socks, and a long sleeve top. Seems like a fun gift to unwrap.

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while you are it make some fixed camera resident evil clones since capcom refuses to make more

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This, pokemon fanboys are the only fanbase braindead enough to warrant their own containment board and it shows. Imagine unironically wanting another game after gen 5

>smells like old rotten fish and chips

The beautiful hair buns make up for it

>you will never pum the bun

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I can’t but have this you cunts
twitter.com/elsielovelock/status/1100789922112462848?s=21

SCORE this!

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Longtime pokemon gameplay designer and recent game director. Did some good work back in the day, but the entries he's directed have been shit.

/thread

OH SNAP!

They really did fail for not making a sequel or even a remake. I mean, really.

With a name like "Scorabbit" I think you're gonna actually going to Scorawholelot.

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There's a good chance Lopunny will be available in these new games, right? One of the starters is a bunny after all.

Why don't they just release three games at once, then a second wave after that if they want to? Seems like the natural solution and would even fit into their current hawkery.

>Wave 1
Pokemon Sword
Pokemon Axe
Pokemon Shield

>Wave 2
Pokemon Spear
Pokemon Hammer
Pokemon Helm

>With a name like "Scorabbit" I think you're gonna actually going to Scorawholelot.

that's bad
you should feel bad

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As always the fire starter is the only remotely decent looking starter evo. I imagine it's going to become an autistic fursuit character and by extension the shittiest final evo

Helm? Why?
Can't I have a Bow? Or a club?

Kys

I can tell a southern brit penned this.

It's better than what murrifats do when they try to write phonetic British accents.

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I want all three :(

They look good to me

Based and pastapilled

you forgot one

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kek

wouldn't the wolf head make it hard to aim for a kid?

The game looks OK, the new Pokemon look like the worst we've had yet. They're fakemon.
But overall I don't care, Pokemon has been getting blander every release for the last few generations.

The monkey is the cutest.

But that's not really saying much tbqh.

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have amerimutts made a single good contribution to this world, or are they here just to make things shittier for everyone else?

Wouldn't the wolf head make it hard for any normal person to hold the sword properly?

I-I-I-I AM YOUR SHIELD, I AM YOUR SWORD

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Scorbunny taking a predictably early lead on social media but it seems like popularity is pretty evenly distributed compared to how Popplio was savaged in the first few days after his debut.

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Samefags?


Fire type is the most straight forward damaging type in the game. How in any fucking way do fire types make anything harder? Pokemon isn't even a hard game. The water and grass types are always more interesting and learn better moves in every single aspect.

no

Does anyone have the image showing that the fire starters are all based on the zodiac, the grass starters off of dinosaurs, etc?

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I'll try the demo when i hack my switch, but to be honest, why would i play the new games if it's just the same traditional Pokemon formula, a formula which they incrementally improved upon since gen 1 and than perfected in gen 5 with BW/2, and have proceeded to fuck up since XY.

And the fact that this games literally looks like SM/USUM up-scaled is not giving any hope that this game will better than the 3ds ones.

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luv pokeymons me
not in a gay way tho, heh heh

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We will never see a new fresh take on Pokémon and instead get the same old tired formula we've gotten for the last 20 years with a generic anime artstyle.

Because why buy X ruby or Sword when you can buy superior Y Saphire and sheild?

This. Just being lazy.

>I Dont like something and I can't make an argument about it so I'll post an ironic meme about what the fan base isn't just to make me feel better.

Yeah because all of europe uses one set of slang terms despite speaking ~120 native languages across the continent. There are about 50 trillion seperate slang dialects in Britain alone.

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Really don't have a choice when it comes to the fighting. It would take a decade to make a real time fighting pokemon game because there are like 800 possible unique fighters, including fucking flying pokemon. Not even sure if it's possible to make pokemon any other way.

I wish to make fuck with Shield chan

Why is Cynthia so lewd?

Pretty defensive when that's a meme referencing the setting of the new game.

Where the FUCK is that artist who always draws the starters reacting to the internet's response to them?

:)

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>Club
A poor man's mace, in turn a basic version of a hammer.

>Bow
... mebe. It's japanese so they like melee better.

BASED EARLPOSTERS

No, acknowledging that the original America is long gone and Amerimuttopia is all that remains.

Okay I'll spell it out for you.
By admission Bulbasaur was meant to be easy-mode since grass has a natural advantage against the early gyms.
If you start with Charmander you have no such luck since a Charmander is going to be at a natural disadvantage against Brock's rock types and Misty's water types, and for most players, especially if you were new to the franchise like most people given that these were the first fucking games in the series, you would be heavily dependent on your starter being your best fighter.
So you had no choice but to grind up other weaker Pokemon, or grind Charmander up till he could overcome Brock and Misty through sheer force of will and potion binging.

Likewise fire types are at a natural meta-disadvantage since they are already on average more dependent on high speed, high offense output and have low durability, and also since water types are the most common type of Pokemon in any game.

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Starters
>monkey combined with parrot
>Rabbit that got boxxed in the face
>salamander
with the specials being
>wolf that attacks
>wolf that defends
Did I miss anything?

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She doesn't reveal any skin, wears pants and closed-top shoes, wears dark, clothes that are thin in material and cling slightly with looseness and flare, wears heels, has long blond hair and fur. This is the recipe for subtle, mature hawt. 1/2-brains won't understand this, they'll think some of the things listed her are unhawt.

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>Caring about pokeshit post the second millenium

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>he thinks Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and they decide this shit
At least know some basics before you start shitposting, newfag

Convince me that this game couldn't have been created on PS2 like hardware.

cute!

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quick rundown on your personal favorites then bruv

Was the American one interrupted by a school shooting?

>grookey just turns into dk kongo beat
that'd be great

I want to fuck Sobble

Ring a fucking ding, we've got the moron of the century winner here

Wrong in both detail AND relevancy, can he treble down and make it a hat trick?

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>shitch in the filename
Hey there, Eric

The pokemon models and some of the building models are extremely high poly, other than that this game probably could run on PS2 hardware.

It IS the second millenium dumb dumb and fuck off if you dont like pokemon or nintendo.

what happens if I try and ride the bicycle

Or Bellosom.

Favourite whats? Languages or slangs?

maybe my first pokemon game, looks dope. tell you what, tell me the most dope ass shit I can do in a pokemon game that has you nerds running back to it. I don't know anything about pokemon and I bought switch recently.

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I'm surprised that the new pokegirl and the trainer got 7 porn images already

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slang terms

So is the champion going to be the queen?

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>maybe my first pokemon game
no underage kids allowed.
All the fucking kids from the 90's played pokemon.

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I think it's time to admit that the pokemon game we all want will never exist. The pokemon's themselves make it impossible to really change the mold when it comes to the combat or adventure. Pokemon will really only ever be a limited turn based RPG because you can't have a free flowing game based around the fact some monsters are fucking huge, or they fly, or live underground/underwater. They will only have any sort of freedom when they make cartoons or movies. This is the only way a main series pokemon game will ever work.

>and the mechanics look the exact same
>we've seen 0 gameplay mechanics
nice try

She isn't outside of fanart. She's a sticc with a weird nose.

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Oh boy, and posting wojaks at that, you sure are incredible. Please indulge me, tell me how I was wrong, when has Nintendo ever had any input in creation of a Pokemon game?

No. It's lazy as fuck.

It looks exactly like the 3DS games, just a bit nicer. When I was watching the trailer I just felt bored, it's the same shit.

Pokemon died after Gen 5. Everything on the 3DS has been garbage, and this is following the same trend. Don't tell me you just can't see where the story is going to go just by looking at the map.

We will never get anything like the DS years, thats where Pokémon peaked.

You can make fight. Make stronger after fight

He's a dirty waifu fag, good for the porn it leads too, shit for all the time spend having the women talk about how much they love player-san instead of letting player-san play the fucking game.

Did you ever play a jRPG? Do you understand what "dope" is in a jRPG?

You do realize Pokemon is owned by both Nintendo and the Pokemon Company (Which was founded by Nintendo), right? Gamefreak are just the devs, and on multiple occasions they've had non-Gamefreak devs make Pokemon games.

Why? This always happens with every reveal. Artists rush to create art of the girls and people act like this is a new and exciting thing despite it happening like this for over a decade.

What happened to this series? The games always looked somehow mature, like the thing that wants to attract ~+15 years old, but since x/y all the games look like garbo for 3 years olds.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

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Well one of them is Boris and he is a lazy af,only 3 are decent, the others are made with paint, but if we got this already Imagine tomorrow/when the game is released

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I didn't, you dumb nig. I had a gameboy color and zelda all I needed. I jumped to playsation 1 when I saw Resident Evil 2
sounds good, I like beat shit up. but is there anything else besides learning moves and getting stronger?
I played SMT 2, P3 and P4, and Tales of games. All the weebshit I know. I only play fighting, stealth and rhythm games tho

Looks better way better then XY and Sun and Moon.

They ran out of ideas.

This shit happens every time. People said S/M were looking way better than X/Y after the reveal and they turned out to be even worse. Stop buying into the hype. At the very least you'll be pleasantly surprised if they actually turn out to be good games. for a change

>240p vs 720p

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What do you think indie game companies do? Face it you’ll be in a sea of “visionary” (ie early access) games that wont take off or are way too ambitious.

so what would the name of the eventual third version of this one be?
>sword
>shield
>???

Good man. Now post the original screencap.

Just watched the trailer.
What am I supposed to be excited about? Everything looks the same except they removed the shit I liked from lets go.

What do we think?

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new trio is hype I am excite

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3rd and 4th versions you mean. Anyway armor and spear.

Bow or Lance

Armor

You type like a faggot

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I don't think he cares about that.
Perhaps this is his way to do something about, instead of just bitching & complaining.

i want to fuck scorbunny's mom

Let's hope for the better, dear dinoposter

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Does anyone feel like this shit looks like chinese bootleg pokemon?

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You'll eat shit when this nigga turns into a gorilla and starts slamming niggers with bamboo stalks for fun
You just hate that its a monkey, admit it.

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>pokemon still making the electronic screeches

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no its ok it bites your hand so you dont drop it

They suffer from Generic Fakemon syndrome, look us starter Fakemon on google and their design styles are nearly identical

Cannon

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It would be extremely painful

Glaikit - scottish for stupid, unaware, gormless, slow

Rate - yorkshire for right or real, really

Icky thump - yorkshire as a sort of milder worksafe version of "fucking hell"

Off the top of me head

Really? Everything gets porn on the internet, fast

Taste: none

Low effort bait, not worth posting the fish

It's a big bike

Cynthia's popularity revolved entirely around her being the first female/waifu champion in the series and having a ton of off-model fanart created for her

For you

Need a pokemon bane parody now, someone post one and I'll record bane's lines

Plausible, yet somewhat specious reasoning.

yeah but what about this

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The fanmade starters looked way cooler...

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Looks more like something from Youkai Watch.

Not very accurate

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honestly, pokemon is the only game where i can see myself picking the girl, i rather have a cute girl than a 10y/o shota

>assume it’ll be shit so that you can be pleasantly surprised if you’re wrong.
Fucking loser.

Just nuke my fucking country right now.

well...the trees look...a little better

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Shut the fuck up Arin.

set in britain one of the tree starters is a monkey that riots and hits things with a stick...what did they mean by this?

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should've named them pokemon gladius and pokemon aegis

SINCLAAAAAAAIR! IN MY OFFICE! NOW!

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the british are brutal colonizer and bad people. don't flatter them
it's almost like japanese want to recall imperialism

wait till you see burkhangaroo

I'm curious more about the new region and how it looks, and I'm waiting for them to do a "sharp sword" and "sturdy shield" versions of the game

wish this was also on switch... gorgeous game

>assume it's going to be good in spite of the developer's recent track record so you can look like the easily-excited retard you are instead

Hey! it's" MR.IGetPeggedByMyWife himself

but all being a negative cynical sadsack accomplishes is that you bring everybody else down with you, user. being happy about it is more fun.

He's not wrong though.

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no its not

Older art had slightly different head/neck shapes for Bulbasaur and Charmander compared to what he posted but I guess I'm being a little bitch about it.

Didnt Bulbasaur used to have slanted eyes?

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SHIELDBROS WW@

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At least the people who thinks it’ll be good have a reason to be excited.
You’re just here to be a pathetic pessimist.
You don’t know how the games will be, and you certainly aren’t on the staff, so you being a big bitch isn’t adding anything to the discussion

I'm all for getting excited for games by promising developers. Gamefreak has been doing nothing but shitting out trash games as of late. Where is the logic in getting your hopes up?

An unironic Bugs Bunny Pokémon would be based.

Fire/Fairy would be a broken type and perfect for a toon-themed Pokémon.

So you have no idea... Pokemon Company isn't owned by Nintendo, neither is Pokemon. Nintendo is only a majority shareholder, enough to keep the series for themselves, but they can in no way tell GF what to do, or Creatures Inc how to market the games etc. Anything they might agree on will be either because Nintendo provides financially good ideas or from good will of the people behind the companies being friends and business partners.

Yeah but we're talking about if they were revealed now rather than in the past.

I'm honestly pretty excited. Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure GF will fuck it up royally, but for now, I'm excited and trying to be optimistic. Also planning on picking Sobble unless it turns hideous or stupid
wolf legendaries? where are you getting that from?

like, i think the key is 'tempering' expectations, not just expecting the world and being mad/upset when things aren't as you envisioned. Espeically with gamefreak, i'd prefer to take the games at face value, rathen than compare them to what came before because I'll admit Game Freak never really knows when it has something good in its hands. I still like the games most of the time though because I choose to take them for what they are and get the most out of them.

I'm not saying be blindly supportive, but if you think you might enjoy it, there's no need to get all cynical and whatever about it. Just have fun, it's a video game, that's what they're about.