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Anthony Sullivan
>nintendidlers happy about finally getting movie games
>at 24fps
WOW!
Evan White
Blake Hill
Botw will always be a masterpiece and talked about and pkayed for decades..god of war 4 is already forgotten ..lol
Ryder Bell
What game will get 98?
Luke Taylor
>will always be talked about by a handful of incels because their toy almost has no games
Oof yikes
Julian James
You must have never played it...lol o well maybe one day when you get out of your parents house and get a job and can afford to buy a switch maybe then you can play this great game
Joseph Butler
>94
>Not even nearly as many GOTy awards
OH NO NO NO
Michael James
It was a pretty good game.
Landon Baker
BOTW came out March 2017, so not sure what you're going for here.
Ethan Torres
U mad bro .hahaha
Brody Bailey
COPE
Jonathan Hernandez
honestly cannot tell who is trolling who
Jace Moore
Good job outing yourself, Era tranny.
Eli Cook
>85
Ohnononono explain this
Gavin Lee
Liam Myers
This is the moment I realized paid reviews and Nintendo bonus is real
Christopher Reed
Aaron Taylor
97
Joseph Davis
nintendo bonus is real do you niggas really think super mario odyssey is a 97
Luis Murphy
Please don't call me a nigger, thank you.
Leo Flores
obligatory iconic pic
Samuel Scott
ok
Josiah Cox
Imagine seething so much you have to make this picture. Kys loser
Leo Taylor
mental illness. Honestly you can rate the game 7/10 and with fair criticism and it could work. Anything below that is just impossible to justify rationally.
Brandon Bailey
It's literally the best 3d platformer of all time. so yes?
Jacob Anderson
Honestly? Yeah.
Mason Peterson
Now this... This is autism. You cross checked every bad reviewer dating mean things about your kids game. Nintendo fans everyone
James Jenkins
.
Nathan Watson
Anthem thread?
Joshua Cox
SEETHING
Jacob Reyes
I give it a generous 6/10
Bentley Stewart
snoys can't meme
Luis Jackson
nigger
Joseph Wright
must be a very good game with such a high score
Easton Murphy
S-show them sonybro!
Aaron Jenkins
Overrated tech demo/10
Physics engine is great though.
Adrian Collins
Just.got my Switch at xmas with Smash. Only picked up BotW last week after hearing all the buzz for the past two years. What a superb game. Probably the best adventure game I've ever played on any system.
Parker Wood
>that user made the photo
dont tell me you guys are actually from reddit, right? I mean, you'd have to be here for more than a week to know how old that image is. what the fuck kind if retards are you guys kek
Landon Turner
Based and Sonypilled.
Cringe and Nintenpilled.
Tyler Cox
it's called Nintendo Bonus, but at least BotW is a good game, the mediocre Zelda: SS is 93, that's almost surreal
Lucas Brown
>do you niggas really think super mario odyssey is a 97
not even close, but the 2 Galaxy games deserve their scores
Carter Long
you sure?
1. BotW is not really a "movie game"
2. The last movie game Nintendo fans got was Other M and it's considered to be the worst Metroid title
Nathaniel Cooper
>the last movie game
>NOT Xeno 2
im no flamewar fag, but cmon
Thomas Parker
Not fooling anyone you fat pathetic loser, grow up and get laid or something lmaooo
Landon Hughes
>fat pathetic loser
t. DYEL basedboy spotted
you say for me to grow up yet you cry about a score for a videogame. Whats worse, a fool or the one who follows him?
Juan Cox
How is Xeboblade 2 a movie game?
Like 10% of the game is cuscenes while in Other M about 50% of the game time is UNSKIPPABLE cutscenes
Oliver Parker
>nintendo bonus is real
Yeah that's right. For the past 30 years Nintendo have carefully orchestrated conspiracy based on threats and intimidation and bribery, to facilitate positive reviews for their games amongst thousands of journalists, publications and websites. And in 30 years not one single disgruntled journalist or news outlet has ever tried to blow the whistle.
lmfao the COPE real.
Having played Nintendo games, I can confidently say that Nintendo are, in fact, quiet competent at making video games.
COPE harder.
Jayden Morris
Nicholas Clark
im coping dude by the look of your half an essay you arent coping very well
Ethan Bell
k fat beta loser
Gabriel Torres
Daniel Nguyen
hahahahaha
Caleb Diaz
if you one word to these posts and do not reply with an in-depth reason on why it's this bad, you're cope posting. hurry up. I want a length paragraph on why this is good. defend Nintendo, and defend botw. don't get caught coping. hurry.
Jace White
tl;dr grow up sperging autist
Luis Taylor
hurry up. don't cope post now. you MUST defend this. hurry, ninty are taking shots, and you're there cope posting. HURRY.
Josiah Ortiz
Jose Walker
sneed
Grayson Cook
quickly.
BOTW is under fire and you're just doing NOTHING? EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.
Gabriel Perry
Seriously though, what the fuck is wrong with this game and literally everything covered in that piss yellow filter. It's unbearable to even look at.
Camden Phillips
Please delete these.
Mason Ross
same old boring Console War shitposting, why bother?
Daniel Nelson
>half an essay
Jesus, the state of kids on this board, holy fuck.
Samuel James
Master mode is lame. The vanilla game is fine
Jordan Perez
haha...
Brayden Cook
Anthony Cook
Please don't stop posting your sad webms. Its only been two years lmafo
Cameron Rogers
Rabid nintendy manchildren and virgins are the worst
Nolan Richardson
i just dont understand why you feel the need to defend nintendo they arent going to suck your dick fatty
Zachary Kelly
Sony Chad reporting in, get dabbed on cringy toddler bitches
Parker Adams
I unironically can't, just fuck off dude.
Benjamin Jones
Do not cope. Do not say 97. it will only make you look worse. You know deep down, if a Zelda game dropped like this [authors note: lets face it, it can't on the switch, would fucking melt within your hands] but let's just say it did, a Zelda game with this combat, you would never, ever, look back. We all know it.
Liam Gutierrez
>Sony manbabies who have barely left their childhood bedrooms let alone purchase stock in Sony vociferously go to internet-war for their choice in consumer electronics every single day
>Every
>Single
>Day
Will someone over 25 please explain this to me?
Zachary Smith
Based and redpilled
Ryan Thomas
Sad samefag lmao
97
Aaron Lopez
NINETY
Carson Myers
stop projecting your life onto others, lad. we're discussing video games, not something which you randomly brought up kek, go clean your childhood bedroom
William Myers
This looks like shit next to DmC, MGS: Revengeance, or Ninja Gaiden.
I don't get it.
Connor Ross
i got to admit if a zelda game looked and played like this the nintenbros would be calling it the game of the decade
Jayden Thompson
Feels good knowing how traumatised you must be every single day.
Daniel Wright
FIRST COPE OF THE DAY, LADS.
hurry up. you're running out of time. Nintendo is looking bad with each post, AND Link. DEFEND IT, quickly.
Christian Peterson
>above the age of 12
>liking Nintendo
Tell me it isn’t so
Isaiah Gutierrez
I asked for someone over 25 and also an explanation. Not a meme image and weird coping.
So why do people with no financial interest in a company viciously defend their choice in consumer electronics for hours a day, every single day, during adult working hours?
Luke Rodriguez
i think its a good game but user?
Austin Powell
go back, youll get more upvotes than replies here
Carson Lee
stop projecting, once again
Jacob Ward
I play PC and am nearly 30. These pathetic console wars just befuddle me.
David Lopez
Side by side, these two games look like a fucking proper game, vs a literal childrens toy. holy fuck. Zelda looks SO fucking bad when you can quickly see between the two.
Christopher Wilson
if you care so much just watch a youtube review, or even better, jusf buy the game and try it yourself. Why spend so much time caring about not caring about BOTW? Seems kinda counterproductive if you ask me.
also 97
Connor Allen
Guys we have something really special here, this man can read the minds of anonymous people on Yea Forums and detect when, in fact, they are projecting their own pathetic lifestyles onto others.
A real life psychic, a tech-wizard, with powers beyond the realm of human capabilities. A new human being.
Watch as he aggressively yells at other people on the internet for their choice in consumer electronics.
Nicholas King
Bros look at all this autism
Luis Jenkins
DELETE
Caleb Smith
MEANWHILE...
Brody Ross
even when warned about not saying 97 because it will be a cope post, you still can't do it. THE PANIC LMAO. DEFEND IT. one last post. youhave one last post to defend it or you admit to coping.
stop coping and defend, quickly.
Joseph Morales
He can even diagnose mental illnesses wow.
Holy shit dude. Why aren't you making millions upon millions of dollars with your incredible capabilities instead of spending daylight hours attacking people's choices in consumer electronics.
Daniel Reyes
Agreed, RDR2 is a master piece
Anthony Peterson
97 on Switch
101 on Cemu
Lucas Foster
Even as somebody who loves BoTW, I hate this this is posted each time. It only makes us look worse. Why is there no fucking webms of BoTW god tier combat? Why just keep posting the number? How has nobody made any webms of the moments in this game?
Hudson Rodriguez
Not that user but I unironically would rather play God Hand. I've had enough of "mash X to win".
Carter Young
stop coping and projecting after being called out, hurry up. we're all waiting
stop coping, if you had played it you would know its the complete opposite
Carson Bailey
>screeching autistic manchild can’t handle a bit of banter
lol
Robert Collins
>Spends working hours defending his choice of consumer electronics
>Has zero financial ties to the company they are defending
>Just does this
>For free
>For some reason
Please, PLEASE someone explain this to me.
Samuel Wood
>Why is there no fucking webms of BoTW god tier combat?
Kevin Collins
If God of War is "mash x to win" what is this?
The literal delusions.
Michael Perry
why would I be coping user? Youre the only sperg here with all due respect. Like I said before, you can just watch youtube reviews of the game. a post on Yea Forums would do just as much good. If it's a debate you are trying to initiate, Just go to the comment sections, the game already has dying fans willing to defend it for an eternity just like you are trying to say its garbage.
Camden Edwards
Spear combat against one enemy.
You can't do that against multiple foes, which is what you are usually facing.
Anthony Watson
lmao Sonyfag
Levi Thompson
Just a bit of banter that’s all, stop taking it so personally loser
Isaac Price
stop projecting
Brody Wilson
>Still defending their choice in gimped, rapidly obsolete PCs during working hours for free without any financial investment in the company
I will never ever ever understand this.
Eli Sanchez
*worships Nintendo, reminding him of his childhood* thanks ninty, thanks. Happy Birthday to the best toy ever made, the Nintendo Switch.
Ian James
shit like this makes me want to sell my switch, holy fuck.
Nicholas Ramirez
Lincoln Russell
You must never have played it... lol. o well maybe one day when you get out of your parents house and get a job you can afford to buy your own games and not just what your parents buy that's aimed at kids.
Benjamin Nguyen
>not one child present
>they're all just gathering to sing happy birthday to the Switch
Really, truly, truly makes me think about this fanbase. Nintendo, cannot lose with people like this. Holy fuck. What a fucking odd timeline.
Jace Clark
Not clicking that webm, I can feel my test levels drop just by seeing the thumbnail. Cringe af
Julian James
stop coping
Nathaniel Bailey
damn, that ass on the left one
no homo
Lucas Martinez
Is this the Sonybro discord team organising another Nintendo-hate raid?
Ryan Cox
Still doing unpaid labor for Sony
Creepy.
John Richardson
So this is the nintedobros we're probably discussing vidya with on Yea Forums
Hm.
Ryder Perez
>Sony: /fit/ handsome looking bros having a good time
>Nintendo: autistic fat manchildren virgins without friends
Really makes you think huh?
Robert Hernandez
Here is a real Nincel poster caught, look at the sticker on it’s t-shirt
Adrian Rogers
> shitty graphics
> empty open world
> bad design
> mute mc
> garbage story
10/10 WOOOOOOOOOOOW
Austin Thomas
stop projecting your own "raid discords" lmao
literally can't handle the bantz
cope
Isaiah Ross
Creep
Christopher Bennett
>Current Raid Target: Spiderman PS4
imagine, imagine being this obsessed
Kayden Rodriguez
Means nothing, BOTW is already the 3rd highest rated game ever behind Chrono Trigger & Ocarina Of Time. Whereas every Snoy garbage is forgotten except SoTC
Adrian Richardson
cope
Julian Clark
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Daniel Thomas
lmao you're ignoring the fact they're FAGGOTS. Which is probably normal for you.
Jayden Nelson
Based Spideybro.
Logan Stewart
Is this game actually good?
I've only got Mario Odyssey, Bayonetta 2, and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for my Switch so far.
Ryan Sanders
The state of sonybros.
Tyler Green
And Nincels can’t even fuck dudes, stay mad eternal fat virgin
Josiah Ramirez
stop coping
I saved you, and didn't choose to show the travis touch down switch game metacritic, that one even I won't hurt nitnenbros with.
Charles Rodriguez
>sonybro gets BTFO
>doesn't reply back
Great job user
Jaxson Foster
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people run in circles it's a very very
Mad world, mad world
Carson Brooks
boy I sure am tired of these threads that instigate flamewars.
Lucas Lopez
don't samefag your own post, that isn't a reply or a webm to show good combat. stop coping. once again with the 97 to only further prove this
Christopher Jenkins
>Cherrypicking this hard
OH NO NO NO NO
Daniel Price
>reverts back to the ultimate cherry pick and hides behind games older than 10 years
Stop coping and projecting. can't hide behind those games forever, user
i'm glad smg is rated higher than ody though kek, based.
Brandon Brown
I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
Become so tired, so much more aware
I'm becoming this, all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you
Ryan Brooks
SEETHING
Ryder Nelson
>projects his own seething and edits out his (you)
Stop this and coping
Oliver Allen
>BOTW metacritic thread in 2019
>still easily reaches 100+ replies
consolewar fags are disgusting
Jonathan Price
>Odyssey and BotW
>older than 10 years
>cherrypicking
>literally just showing the best rated games
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tyler Robinson
why show the best rated games in a botw thread? stop coping. defend instead of cope.
Brody Taylor
>tfw adult and therefore can’t enjoy Nintendo games anymore
Daniel Ross
>pause heal
ruined the combat desu
Kevin Long
with worship like this, who needs to try. we're one step away from tattoos, which I'm sure has already been done
Logan Campbell
>why show the best rated games in a botw thread?
because BotW is one of them? retard.
Kayden Rivera
I cannot even imagine how this went down, he just went into the barber and said "give me a switch cut" and then just did it. what in the holy fuck must that barber been thinking. OBSESSED with these toys and corporations
Nathaniel Mitchell
I would murder them all and not even blink
Joshua White
yeah but with things like this I'm gonna need a lengthy reasoning on why, or else it's just cope. you can't just show a number when we've got evidence saying otherwise
Hurry.
Austin Reed
>Yea Forums will never get over the fact that BotW is the GOAT.
Best timeline boys.
Adam Turner
stop coping, defend. also don't try and not respond to a post to get away.
Andrew Smith
YAAAAAAAAAASSSSS NINTENDO IS FOR LEFTIES ONLY ;)
Colton James
Hunter Rodriguez
Now imagine it on a console with some actual hardware to push it to it's limit with the art style it was going for.
Nintendo with a powerful console, no gimmick, would quite literally dominate every single god damn person in the industry. It would be a bloodbath, but alas, fisher price.
Cooper Ortiz
I just love watching how traumatised the shitters are on this board. Even two years later, getting anally raped by Nintendo is still a raw wound to them. Marvellous.
Sebastian Fisher
BoTW is a children's game. That's why tendies are so obsessed with real games. Cope.
Ryder Bailey
>defend the game everyone agrees is the GOAT expect for SEETHING sonybros
LMAO
Owen Martin
stop projecting your fantasies lmao what the fuck dude embarrassing
Luis Fisher
>everyone
stop projecting/hoping and a hint of cope
last chance to defend properly, or you will FOREVER be coping. hurry.
Brody Russell
>have to constantly remind everyone their children's game exists because it's so irrelevant
The state of coping tendies.
Colton Martin
COPE
Ethan James
This is so embarrssing to watch, why do Nintendo have no talent?
Brandon Wilson
stop projecting your cope after being called out on your projection
Adrian Lewis
Obsessed.
Jaxson Ortiz
reminds me of this
Angel Evans
I feel sorry for tendies. They constantly have to praise a game made for 10 year olds just because it's the only thing they have.
John Ortiz
Parker Perry
Nice.
Chase Miller
>BoTW is a children's game.
Nintendo game, aimed at ''kids'':
>Treats the player with respect
>Tutorials are done through the player experiencing every system in perfect set pieces that convey mechanics better than text boxes
>complete freedom, player has to find things themselves, removing the use of constant arrow-following and making it feel like a world
>every action, like for instance cutting a tree, is done by the player
Sony games aimed at "Adults":
>Pillars of light in the sky to help players find their way
>Compass/minimap to let the player know exactly where to go, wouldn't want them to get lost ;)
>PRESS X TO ROW YOUR BOAT
>every action done by the player is a button press followed by a mini cutscene
Cope harder.
Connor Ramirez
No wonder tendies are so insecure. Their mcdonalds tablet literally can't handle real games.
Aiden Jones
>All it takes is a simple image of a number and a name to make Yea Forums explode
This shit will never stop being funny
Jackson Anderson
K
Brandon Gray
>finds a korok leaf
>hits a goblin
>finds another korok leaf
>finds another game test generic shrine
the same can be said both ways, don't set yourself up to be outed.
Kevin Lee
top soul
bottom soulless
Eli Lee
Tyler Wood
>Tendie thinks his game designed for little kids can be compared to real games
Reminds me of bronies who push their kiddy show on everyone as a serious show.
Grayson Cox
a good artstyle like BOTW is miles better than photo realistic shit that will look outdated in 10 years
William Campbell
Cope
> Most Best game lists ranked in the Top 2
> 1. Ocarina Of Time (85) (Nintendo)
> 2. Final Fantasy VII (19) (SquareSoft)
> 3. Super Mario Bros (17) (Nintendo)
> 4. Super Mario 64 (16) (Nintendo)
> 5. A Link To The Past (15) (Nintendo)
> 6. Super Mario Bros 3 (13) (Nintendo)
> 7. Tetris (12) (Nintendo)
> 8. Dark Souls (11) (Bandai Namco)
> 9. Super Mario World (10) (Nintendo)
> 10. Chrono Trigger (10) (SquareSoft)
> 11. Super Mario Galaxy (10) (Nintendo)
> 12. Breath Of The Wild (9) (Nintendo)
> 13. The Legend Of Zelda (8) (Nintendo)
> 14. Half-Life 2 (8) (Valve Corporation)
> 15. SoulCalibur (7) (Bandai Namco)
> 16. Super Mario Kart (7) (Nintendo)
> 17. Final Fantasy X (6) (SquareSoft)
Michael Gutierrez
Ayoooo look at this coping manchild YIKES
Gavin Mitchell
Two years of sperging tears. What have you achieved?
Fucking loser lmao
Jackson Robinson
>not even GOTY
OH NO NO NO NO
Tyler Phillips
once again, you've already done the list. why would you put it in text form? text formed cope, maybe? that was your last chance. You're forever, coping. I'm sorry user. I WARNED YOU.
Michael Jackson
Grow up virgin lmaoooo
Eli Carter
stop projecting your tears and failures mixed in with a little bit of cope, not fully amount this time, just a pinch
Evan Collins
>everyone forgets BotW exists
>tendies get mad because no one thinks about it anymore they have to spam metacritic just to remind people abokut irrelevant kids game
>the fact that other games have same score yet their fanbases don't have to spam their scores proves how insecure these manchildren really are
Hudson Watson
Yes actually
The game post Boswer was honestly some of the best gameplay in a long time
Pre Bowser automatically puts the game in Kids/ Reviewer mode
Parker Garcia
> Dark Souls is the highest rated game of the century
Defend this Yea Forums
Parker Rodriguez
Rockstar got no competition. SAD
Brayden Stewart
the worst bit is, it gets worse. with each passing day, year, if they keep up at it. it will TRULY lose its worth. You can't hide behind one game forever. they need another. quickly.
Blake Wilson
You can't blame Nintendo manchildren. Having to shill for a literal childrens toy company would make anyone insecure. They're constantly seeking validation.
Juan Martin
Why don't you have any argument? lmao
James King
Why did you crop out the user score?
Tyler Martinez
I don't blame them. They literally had no GOTY contender last year. Have to keep keep posting about games from two years ago that were ports from the Wii U just to cope.
Caleb Phillips
>p-please a-answer m-m-me
get laid
Leo Rivera
But BotW is talked about all the time despite coming out in 2017. Nobody gives a fuck about RDR (same score) or GoW (Same amount of GOTYs) any more despite them being newer.
Ryder Peterson
RDR2 shilling was so blatant is was ridiculous. Easily one of the worst games I've ever played and I played it for free
Jack Allen
Still no argument. Fucking REKT lmao
Kayden Kelly
Everyone is just being nice to the retard. They know Nintendo makes games for kids and not real games. It's kind of like people being nice to retards at the special olympics.
Anthony Butler
virgin
Caleb Garcia
You mean you want to tldr everyone's post. This board doesn't define what is definitively good or bad. I don't need to justify anything to any of you.
Leo Ward
see
stop coping
Bentley Gomez
And this is why no one will ever take Yea Forums seriously.
Camden Cox
No one is talking about your garbage bing bing game for kids lmao go outside once in a while
Hudson Davis
>getting this work up over people making fun of his children's game
Literally mentally ill.
Jordan Butler
>all the time
>every time I see Yea Forums or anywhere else botw brought up, it's hate
dunno user
Michael Perry
I honestly don't even know what game that is.
Liam Robinson
Imagine being this buttblasted over a videogame.
Evan Butler
The only time BoTW gets brought up is when Nintendo manchildren use it to shitpost in threads like this. That proves how irrelevant it is. Meanwhile everyone else talks about real games.
Blake Williams
This is true, I noticed that when people were talking about all other games, these threads kept appearing. as in like NO STOP TALK ABOUT THIS.. REMEMBER US. They wanna hope they've got one for this year, or it'll look seriously bad
Angel Young
First off Why do you have this image. Second isn't this just porn?
Wyatt Hill
There's nothing to defend. success>meaningless praise. And Souls games haven't seen a lot of success.
Austin James
Says the coping manchild seething no one cares about his children's game on his mcdonalds tablet.
Oliver Peterson
COPE
Adrian Lee
Actually fucking boiling. Please sort yourself out and seek employment.
Isaiah Reed
SEETHING.
Carter Moore
>seek employment
Holy FUCK that projection LMAO
Julian Watson
Breath of the Wild looks like a PS2 game. Nintendo really needs to make their games on real consoles instead of weak tablets.
Tyler Turner
>seething
>mad
>boiling
>cope
>le dab dab dab dab
IMAGINE giving your loyalty to faceless corporations that only want your money
John Bailey
*dabs*
Chase Turner
>Nobody gives a fuck about RDR (same score) or GoW (Same amount of GOTYs) any more despite them being newer.
Success>>>meaningless discussion and "awards"
Matthew Bailey
How is that a downside?
We take each other seriously. That's all that counts.
We can talk with each other about games we love and hate with practically no limitations.
What other place in the world offers that?
Dylan Barnes
lel
Adam Williams
I can never take a Nincel seriously. Honestly I instantly disregard anything they say and don’t even perceive them as humans
Carson Reed
based
William Wright
This is the only correct way.
Ethan Moore
So, wait, can't we agree that they're all good games?
David Cox
You usually can't tell by a post who is who.
Even a fucking newfag could easily blend in without causing a barrage of (You)s.
I know I did that back in 2005.