Heres your controller bro

Heres your controller bro

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Heres your controller bro

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I actually want to try this one.

What is this, the controller for a "Drum Hero" game or something?

I wanna slap a handlebar on that jog dial and play forklift simulator with it.

I still don't understand how making the A and B buttons fucking huge and ditching the X and Y buttons, both analog sticks, and all the trigger buttons is somehow suppose to make it easier for gimps to play video games

This would be good for Arkanoid
What paddle games has Namco made though? Cutie Q?

HERE'S YOUR CONTROLLER FOR RIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

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This thing is just the base. As you can see on the top there's a whole row of inputs where you can plug in whatever special switch or button device the particular cripple needs for each input.

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but they don't show that in the commercial. they just show some crippled dwarf tapping on the A's and B's

It's a controller for people with physical disabilities. I fucking hate Microsoft, but this is one thing I can praise them for. We need more shit like this.

shut the fuck up retard, they're now passing legislation that bans the sale of video games if they don't support your handicapped ass. Shut the fuck up.

You're really feeling that edge today, aren't you?

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I don't know about that but the point is that cripples have different needs and the idea isn't to make a one fit all solution, but a versatile platform for personalised needs. I guess the two big buttons are just a practical base because it enables menus and the simplest games for many who can't use smaller buttons.

This was a great controller though.

Except the plastic guts wore out really quickly.

what do you mean? I didn't even mention the little spaz's fucked up teeth

>Believing that shit will pass
Hey, I'm gonna go back to enjoying my Wednesday morning, alright? :)

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I don't know what commercial you're talking about, but initial announce showed adaptive options pretty clear. Only literal retard (you) wouldn't get it.

>pushing forward some shit then running away
get hit by a car you spineless faggot

Bro why did you glue your starbucks cup top on my controller

Lol who hurt you user?

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OH SICK BURN BRO

you're sure to get so many upvotes standing up for some dumbass handicap commercial actor

you're so brave

>Dunking on disabled children

what a badass

I know and I don't even have a tattoo or anything

gamers are aging dude. I want this thing to go forward so I can still play video games when im a alz ridden senior.

what are you even talking about?

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No you don't. You're 16.

there is no adaptive controller for all timers user.

but, good news! you won't even remember not to eat your own shit let alone remember what video games are

nigga.......

Who knows man. Apparently a lot of alzys snap out of it for a few seconds when they hear familiar music from their youth, so maybe there's something to it.

You're sinking mate

They don't, that's disney princess shit.

The xbox one thing is made to work as a hub for all sorts of geriatric swag like weelchair joysticks, PC accessibility accessories and basically anything that can send a signal over USB or 3.5mm. You just need a young vital family member to set it up probably.

Why did the mods pin this?