What happened to Link's hair?

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Dobson has an unending rage against blonds, notice how blond characters hair is made brown or that most of the bad guys in his comics are blond.

Couple weeks ago there was a Dobson thread, let the new gen have a view of Dobson's many "famous" works such as:
>My knees can just not stop inflating
And
>Wiggling my nose is special no really
It was fun seeing someone new react to his spastic madness

Seriously though, why did Link have pink hair?

He’s just pumping himself up for the imaginary confrontations he has in his head

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Graphical limitations. It’s clearly blonde in the manual.

Why does he draw himself as a blue carebear?

Different fucking Links. The Link of LoZ 1 and the Adventure of Link still has brown hair. He is not the Link who appears in any other game.

technical limitations

Something about the SNES's color palette I don't fucking know

I remember the first time I read one of the Dobson threads in 2013 or so and I found it hilarious and infuriating at the same time. What a ride. I'm surprised that years later his autism is still an infallible source of entertainment.

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The color palette used for his default sprite was shared with the one used for his dark world rabbit form. They could have used one of the shades of yellow or brown on his belt or whatever, but it would've rendered his hair indistinct and made his sprite look like shit in motion on CRT televisions.

There's no reason to blow things out of proportion.

why is he autistic about this

Same reason as CWC being autistic about sanic's arm color I guess.

>That time he tried streaming and YouTube videos
Oh lawd my sides

>fine with completely changing the character's design multiple times
>fine with pink hair
>don't you dare make him blonde though
The man has issues.

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Man Dobson is such an autist. It's always good to get another laugh out of him

artistic choice, same reason why Terra has green hair in FF6

both characters have blond hair in official artwork

Based and timeline pilled
Also does dobson realise hair color naturally changes as you get older?Or that the brown color could be due to limitations i.e brownish blond not being possible so they went full brown.

Deep rooted childhood issues.
It would be sad if he weren’t so utterly pathetic.

Virgin Western artist ashamed of his fetish versus chad Japanese artist who embraces his fetish.

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Mario being from brooklyn was a one game thing?Hes from the mushroom kingdom look at yoshis island.

Man that art is garbage

Link literally never had dark brown hair in any game
Why is Dobson so autistic?

He never actually had the dark brown hair that Dobson like in the games or any of the artwork. NES Link had reddish hair. Dobson is just the one person in the world who thought the DiC cartoons were canon.

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Dobson believes that the Zelda cartoon and that TV show with fat mario plumber are canon

>a FPS

most of these have blonde hair in the actual games and artwork. someone post the image where dobson basically makes false strawmen for all these nintendo characters and then btfo'd by someone in the comments

>Skyrim at single digit fps
IMAGINE

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>Autistic rage that Link has blonde hair
>Perfectly ok with him having pink hair

I've seen this comic a million times and I don't understand why he can accept pink but blonde is insulted by blonde

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Are you just gonna pop in here to defend that blowhard?

That's because terrorist is an actual thing, relating to people who utilise violence to push political goals through fear. A guy "going postal" isn't a terrorist. That's just a guy with a screw loose. The Unabomber was a terrorist.

His school bully had blonde hair

He's always had blonde hair in the manual art, didn't he?

I think I realized why i thought it was brown
Mendela effect or i might be color blind.

Of course it's someone else's fault he has a dumb autistic opinion.

>fudds commit school shootings

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dobsons a faggot lol

what.... what happens
do fudds shoot a school up

I can’t even remember if the hair mentions are an edit anymore.
I’m pretty sure they are, but with Dobson I can’t assume anything.

IT WAS ONE TIME THING AND IT WAS HARDWARE LIMITATIONS

its fucked up how you can literally tell by a persons face that they look at child porn

dobson seems to think that 80s cartoon adaptions of videogames are supposed to be important or canon in anyway when in reality, they were mostly made with minimal input from the actual developers of the games and all have massive differences

>Mario being from brooklyn was a one game thing?
Was Mario being from Brooklyn ever even a game thing?

Light brown in the manuals of both NES games.

dobson also believes that princess peach had popeye arms too which isn't true for any mario media at all

They are, though

it will never matter how many games since they changed it, all that matters is what came first

it's meaningless to you because you didn't grow up with SMB as a little kid

>LITERALLY a fucking flag behind the terrorist to show that he's part of a larger organization
What a dumb cunt. As a side note, does he even make comics anymore? This is the first Dobson thread I've seen in a long time.

He was bullied by a blonde chad so now he has an eternal vendetta against blonde hair. He is that petty and autistic.

fuddmind

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The first two mentions of Link's hair aren't.

WII GAME

the cartoons didn't come before the game idiot.

Link's crummy hair?
He should love pails of water instead.

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WHAT ABOUT OTHER GAME

I've seen bad attempts at bait but this is one of the laziest I've seen, period

But it made me reply by how stupid it was, what is this inception bullshit

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>I refuse to use them as a source of inflation-related ideas
I'm sure they are really deflated over that, you fucking degenerate

>Products that were not made or produced by Nintendo are now canon in the Nintendo universe
I guess fanfiction can be canon as well.
Bloodborne MC is a tranny. This is the official version, because i wrote it before an eventual sequel

Inception?

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Has dobson ever come into one of these threads? I feel like he's exactly the kind of person who would do that

hmm, i didnt get it originally from the cartoon, i think i got it from nintendo power? i cant remember. i only got SMB in 1988

ALL OF THE DAY BRO

Whatever you say autist

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He visited an art thread on /ic/ years ago, got really butthurt, and never came back. He's more the type who likes to hide in a bubble of people who only say nice things about him.

mario being from brooklyn is referenced in official nintendo sanctioned products though like mario is missing.

nintendo power like i said too, which was straight from nintendo and official.

>bubble of people who only say nice things about him.
Does people that praise dobson even exist?

>hates anime and begins to sit out every club meeting
>still bitter when somebody assumes leadership of the anime club
Dobson has every fucking personality defect imaginable.

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More of a dirty blonde, really.

>Popular thing bad
You have more in common with Dobson than you would like to admit Yea Forums

it doesn't matter. the mario bros being from brookyln thing was never a game thing and only came from the cartoons

Mario appears in a hundred games
I'm not claiming that Mario has a medical license since i played Dr. Mario 25 years ago, and for the past two decades Nintendo made it clear that Mario exists in the Mushroom kingdom

I'm just saying expanding on his personality flaws enlarges his notoriety. Widening his aplomb as it were.

To make a distinction between the gold brim of his cap and his hair which would have otherwise been indistinguishable. It can't be technical limitation as the SNES could display yellow, this isn't the NES we're talking about here with its 5 shades of blue and no true yellow.

this has to be bait

>MAGA hat
I'm not even a fucking American and it bothers me, what's with pinning stuff on people who never did anything?
I see it in other comics as well, people who voted for Trumps are always either horrible people or literal nazis
Are Americans that cuddled that that's what they consider to be totalitarian?

nigga he's a human though

princess toadstool isnt a human and shit..how tf are there humans in the mushroom kingdom

>goatee
>ponytail
>strawhat
>overweight
Damn, Dobbo, save some pussy for the rest of us.

user, relax, you're getting too pumped up about this.

OHNONONOONONONO
BRUH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Does he have autism? Serious question

Donkey Kong was set in New York, because King Kong references. That's the entire reason Mario was ever considered to be from Brooklyn. Nintendo don't care. They'll change canon on the fly whenever it suits them, because it's only Mario. Odyssey straight up retconned the setting of the original Donkey Kong to New Donk City.

Mario is Missing is a game developed by Software Toolworks, they licensed the Mario property from Nintendo but they had no hand in its development.
Nintendo Power was published by Nintendo of America, who I'm sure you're aware was not at all faithful to the source material when it came to localising most of their games up until fairly recently.

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Princess Peach (or Toadstool in the early English localisations) is a human. She just happens to be a princess of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Ah, Dobson. A prime example of autism hindering your growth. He has actual talent, I admit that, he has something that with a bit of polish could really take him places. But his raging autism is keeping him from becoming a big name.

Dobson spotted.

>doesn't get Transformers or Klingons
I don't think Dobson knows anything about cool things

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God lefties are so disgusting

Probably the same faggots who defend DSP.

>all that matters is what came first
US only. So why some 'murican hack can dictate miyamoto and Nintendo Mario's backstory?
Isn't this racism and imperialism?

MY MEME image was newer, you have been defeaetd OSRRY FOR CAPS LOCK

Lots of people are.
The two most unlikable candidates in human history butted heads and social media managed to strip away any kind of actual discussion from people.

Does anyone have that comic of him working at a blockbuster and thinking stopping someone from walking out a couple of DVDs was heroic?

where is the mushroom kingdom in relation to earth

shes still princess toldschool to me, niggaz who didnt get a nes at age 6 when SMB just came out will never undastand

why has dobson discussion resurfaced?

What is there to understand about sports?
Is he that much of a brainlet?

>I dont understand why people like the idea of vehicles transforming into cool robots

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How can someone be this unlikeable?

America has reached a point were everything is politicised and everything is polarising. If you're not with us then you're literally in bed with Devil and Hitler. America's media and global influence is also trying to drag everyone else down to their level.

Chris-chan discussion got too sad.

Any actual white knight likely has autism or asbergers to some extent. That's why they don't notice the manipulation tactics and social sabotage women use against their enemies. As a consequence they can maintain the belief that they must be better people.

You know, just like that Google memo autist who believed they were honestly looking for feedback on their diversity course. Instead of spotting and avoiding the obvious trap, he walked right into it.

Tom do you really think it's a good idea to be saying nigga? The people you're trying to appeal to don't take too kindly to that kind of talk.

The short answer is yes.
The longer answer is
>sports fans = jocks.
>Jocks = bullies
>Bullies = mean to me, an intellectual D:

Ahh, a nice relaxing Dobson thread, The only time you Yea Forumsaggots aren't bitching about SOUL is when we're collectively shitting on Dobson. Not that's a bad thing, hell you can post Dobson on any part of Yea Forums and that entire section of the community will shit on him for the next couple hours, almost magical how he brings this site together

He's also stopped being a lolcow. Now he just drags it up everyday and complains about Trump, which makes him indistinguishable for everyone else on twitter. While in the past he was being tricked to meet men in giant pickle suits in malls.

retard

DSP is a fumbling retard but I don't think he's a bad person. Dobson on the other hand is incredibly petty and vindictive.

Where have you been? I still see Dobson threads all the time. Every week or so at least.

>goes "periodic table?" on the big guy to show how smart he is and how dumb sport is
>openly admits that he is too dumb to get D&D or mathematics
>IN THE SAME COMIC

So he does not like sports but also bad at math.
He can't understand Twilight, but also against horror movies.

And all his favorite cartoons, games and movies - contrarian opinion.

Yep, this is Dobson.

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>an intellectual D:
But, he can't into math.
Can't into D&D.
Can't into complex plot of FF too.

>use to
>this is the worse
Even his fucking grammar makes me hate him.

I bet he thinks Sonic Underground is canon.

still trying to find it back. I know SOMEONE saved it.

He's like a baby. He immediately shoves away anything more complex than Nintendo.

>Cloud is emo lol

Fucky you Nomura and you too Dobson

That's because he's a unique kind of intellectual, obviously

nobody who calls themselves an intellectual is an intellectual

That's what I mean, more or less.
Now he's having conversations with Teb Bundy-hogchu while at the same time tweeting that our universe and Neptunia universe are going to merge and then call anyone else an idiot.
I miss when he was just a goof making dumb comics about making a gay curing vaccine while fighting his trolls.

Cloud's never been emo so you can't blame Nomura for that.

kys

I agree with you 100%, but I don't doubt for a second that Dobby thinks he's smarter than the average bear.

Is it because he finds it harder to self insert as a blond? Or was he bullied by someone blond.

I mean, he has no issue with the pink one seemingly so I am more inclined to think its more the second option, but a bit of both.

He hasn't seen Dobson threads in a while, so in a better place for sure.

He's just being a pedantic fag.

Imagine being such a sour cunt that your "assistant" has to take charge because you don't care about your club anymore but it's still wrong of him to do so
And then stop loving something because it's mainstream
This nigga just wants to whine

Its like those comics behind him are looking at him in disgust.

is that mikoyan?

I really think he must have been bullied. He always draws blonde Links with the same smug smirk he gives his bully characters.

What said
Also yes, he was bullied by a Blonde guy in school, which is why he is so angry about the fact that’s Samus and Link are blondes unlike the shitty DIC cartoons.

Dobson is just CWC except way less likable

Change my mind

Since when did Cloud ever talk poetically? Did Dobson/Preston conflate him with Vincent?

Yes, in all his glory.
Truly a blessing on the world of Tomboys and Abs

That panel proves he never played any FF himself, only saw what people said about them on internet forums

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imma need source ont his guy, need them muscle chicks

His bully in school was blonde. That's literally it. He draws all his strawmen blonde unless they're based off someone from irl. There are no blonde people he likes. He's that petty.

>chicks

user...

Because he cares too much and can't bear anything

>Gives his negative opinions of things that no one asked for while showing such a complete misunderstanding of them it's clear he never actually looked at the things

>Cannot stand that people gave a negative opinion of something he likes when he asked for it

Those two side by side really say about him

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I more confused about thesaurus book. Why you need it for such sentence?
>Life is like a dying apple in red wine

whatever they may be, if they are cute, they are fair game

You may want to look around the thigh region in those displays.

"Say a lot" is what I meant to say. Fuck.

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Dobson doesn't know what an apple is

Looking at the guy i assume he's never heard of an apple before

>act likes hes too smart for sports
>but at the same time is too dumb to understand dnd and math

Ok then, chicks with dicks.
Im a fag, need source tho

It's the superior gaming machine, unless you're some elitist who needs more than 12 fps.

sometime I wonder if dobson is intentionally make the comic version of himself satire unlikable
but then I saw his tweet of him unable to unlock smash characters and rather pay nintendo for it

Here ya go fag senpai
nhentai.net/g/256367/

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ty babe, Ill suck your dick later

comic dobson is meant to evoke pity. he's meant to come off as earnest and kinda hapless. instead he just comes off as a moron

I love his "apology" for this.
>I'm not sorry for posting that, but I'm sorry that people are mad at me.

Post the non-apology.

donkey kong manual? maybe.

Th-thanks

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It’s funnier when you believe he had no idea who she was or what had had just happened, and only read her post because her name is Zelda.

What the fuck is this supposed to mean? Adult lumberjacks with MAGA hats shoot up high schools in america?

>Playing Skyrim at single digit fps on a decade-old macbook with the fan noise drowning out his commentary, as a Patreon reward

Dobson is a special kind of guy.

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No, just checked. Not a word about characters and their story.

when was she close to having popeye arms

Never trust a guy who plays Skyrim at 12 fps and brags about it on twitter.

Jeez, this guy is so pathetic

Oh shit.
You seriously can not make this shit up.
And he still doesn't have the self awareness to realize why he's universally hated.

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Based Dobson dabbing on trans kids. Who knew he was secretly /ourguy/?

In the DIC cartoons she had pretty thick arms. Not Popeye levels but that's where that idea comes from.

>your mage attacks the hoard

Doesn't he mean horde? As in group of people? Not hoard, as in collection of loot?

>Some hater tryna talk shit
>Dobson doesn't give a single fuck
BASED

jesus christ, he doesn't just sounds boring, he is the type of guy no one would ever like to be friends with

He has absolute shit taste and it's all made worse by how close minded he is.

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>delusional waifushitter without self awareness
Perma Yea Forumsirgins are detached from the reality, as usual

Based Mikoyan. Love his stuff.

based water poster

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Actually hot, I think anime has turned me into a fag. Please send rope

>implying he wasn't attacking a group of mimics

Typical developer of exherbo linux

>I had no social life on weekends, because it was eaten up by the club.
Sure Dobson. Whatever makes you feel better.

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This is his crowning "achievement".

>Another Dobson thread
They never stop being funny.

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Took me until the second-last panel

Does this guy gets paid for being mad at literally nothing?

How did one man gain such hatred.

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>gets paid
yep, a whole $27 a month

Thanks for teaching me something new today user. I appreciate it.

>I miss Links hair
>Kid from the 80s get to play modern games
>He complains about some fucking haircolor
Wut?

>tfw you're into belly inflation
>majority are tagged with inflation
>balloons and furshit everywhere

FUCK YOU DOBSON

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Sorry. I just think the obsession for him is ballooning out of proportion.

>Into gender bender because of Ranma ½
>Near overwhelming majority of it is furry these days
That's life for ya.

can someone catch me up on this one it rings a bell but i can't remember it for some reason

I wish I was dainty and effeminate like Link!

do you have brown hair?

does he think the megaman cartoon is canon also?

This is edit.

iirc he thought it was okay to be an insensitive fuck to her because she had shown support to gamergate

I don't even think that explains it. Many hacks are able to very easily recolor his pink color to anything else, including blonde yellow.

Then again, I think the Bunny Link sprite uses the same pink as one of the shade colors for his fur and to be efficient they just made the hair the same color (though even then they could've made the hair the already existing yellow on the belt or the orange from the shoe highlights).

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he had a blond bully, if I remember that one facebook comic correctly

all wrong

all right

Those all the same thing though, don't delude yourself.

Didn't he get tricked to a convention in UK once and made an ass off himself?

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WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>into giantess
>vore fucking EVERYWHERE
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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At least he fucking stuck to his guns.

>Original two games
Do we really wanna play that card? Here's Link's art from the Famicom cartridge re-release of Zelda 1 in Japan.

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>I'm smart, unique and oh so special!

Nice anatomy fail between the legs.

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One helluva hill for him to die on though

I wonder if there is a single person left that doesnt hate him.

Well, if you somehow manage to become cross hated by every single board on this underwater bangladeshi basket weaving forum, you are most probably a shitty person and deserving of that hate.

>Dobson's biggest influence, and the reason he started drawing, was fucking DIC
Of all the guy's bizarre ridiculous qualities, this is the one I still can't fully wrap my head around. How the fuck does that happen?

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Not even just here though.
Youtube, twitter, tumblr. You name it.
The man doesn't have a friend in the world.

Autism, my man.

Blonde hair just looks better.

He's obsessed with Link's hair because he has none of his own.

Akko is cute!

>the fat ugly geek in the D&D pic looks more like him than his 'self caricature'

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Because he's the epitome of That Guy and he's been that for decades.

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I can't.

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>loves Lady in the Water
>calls the average movie watch an idiot
oh no no no no

fucking kek

I saw Dobson at a party store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of balloons and a tank of helium in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bag and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>Andrew Dobson can't do basic algebra
>Andrea Dobson is the author of my math-heavy Astronomy textbook
What does this all mean?

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>Maho Tuski Tai
retard can't even spell his favorite animu right

Sticking to your guns when you're in the wrong is a BAD thing. The kid was right, the comic was a criticism and parody of the original and falls under fair use. He had no right to hold the kid's personal life hostage just because he didn't like the feedback he was getting from his destructive initial message.

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Has Dobby Dobson complained about Kirby yet? I've looked and saw that he hadn't said anything about my favorite franchise...wait I don't think there is anything he could nostalgia-whine about with Kirby of all things...feels good.

That Guy still manages to hang out with people though, Dobson has nobody to be with.

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>sorry you felt that way

>Things that I like that either no one else does or don't really care about...
>Racism
Jesus Dobson calm it down

how would you raise your son to avoid him being anything like dobson?
think about it

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They are out of frame like the eyelbrows he used to draw

Has anyone ever read one of his Formera books? How bad are they?

Start by telling him to look at other peoples viewpoints.

Let me correct that
Dobson did nothing

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I need to find that video I still think not wathing it I'm missing some internet milestone

You beat them regularly.

I don't know, using a air pump is doing something.

It’s spreading... must acquire .30-06

>The color palette used for his default sprite was shared with the one used for his dark world rabbit form
Shit how come I never noticed this?

Have him spend less time on video games and the internet. Have him focus on doing sports and check his grades. If he has a bully tell him to beat his ass.

That first link was actually a dirt blond. America darkened his hair to fit with the sprite

based King poster

Not saying he was right, but usually he'd bend a knee in that situation. Surprisingly he didn't this time. Who knows, maybe he's engineered to be the worst possible modern day human being?

>X+Y=Z
Literally no basic algebra teaches this. This only happens when X, Y and Z are defined as quantities

Shhhh. Let Dobson think he knows what he's talking about.

maybe he just hates trans people

Post more of his comics, I want to cringe.

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>Nice guys finish last is 'toxic masculinity'
Is there anything that isn't toxic masculinity?

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I refuse to believe Dobson wasn't castrated long ago.

>periodic table???

Does anyone happen to have Dobson's gameplay of skyrim? The thing he's playing it on looks like a fucking PS1 game and runs at 2 fps

That guy is an actual incel, what would you expect?

Shit like this is why no one went to McDonalds with you after school, Dob.

That'd certainly be something. I thought he always tried to pander to SJWs and such.

>offense by jealousy
Is Dobson an actual biological woman that went through HRT? Men can't possibly think that way.

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>2009
>age: 28

that fat fuck is almost 40 and his art hasn't gotten better at all

>Dobby's almost 40

>Fusion: Samus gets infected with a virus, and her suit gets shredded, taking away her abilities, just to save her life
>Other M: Samus obeys Adam, because Sakamoto

I just fucking finished TGT last night (or, what is currently the end of it) and (if you haven't read it yet, do it now, it's worth the read) I could not fucking comprehend that fucking twist holy shit that shit fucking blew my mind.

his art got worse. I wonder what he does for a living since I'm sure he can't live off his drawings

Why is Yea Forums obsessed with this dude?

>posting a noncanon

It's fun making fun of an easy target.

>doesn't understand why Klingons are great
Absolute pleb

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no, it's because he had brown hair as a kid, and he self-inserted as link, who was a hero that overcame his challenges and was cool with the ladies. He had a blonde bully that he still hates with a passion, to the point that he makes his MCs with brown hair and his antagonists with blonde hair even to this day.

His perception was one of Link going from brown to blonde, essentially Nintendo stealing his hero from him and turning him into the thing he hated the most. That's why Dobson obsesses over Link's hair; It represents his childhood hero turning into a villain in his mind.

I don't have any idea why he obsesses over the mario cartoon though, that show was pretty horrible.

K is the one and always will be. Don't reply to my posts or my replies ever again.

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He is creating these threads himself.

Are you telling me there is no Dobson’s hair?

>Is Dobson an actual biological woman that went through HRT? Men can't possibly think that way.
You only wish.

He mostly panders to LAAAAAAADIEEEEEES

yeah, I bet if he had been old enough that he'd even take the early 80s Donkey Kong cartoon as canon.

>Apparently can't even try to draw a transformer.

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I chuckled

lolno, you forgot that in the twisted world of "who trumps who", whites and Japanese are in the same category because Japanese are misogynist and xenophobic.

>All those years and he's almost at the same place artistically
I bet he thinks his style is amazing and improving is useless

A couple of months back Dobson posted a link of his minecraft server, some of Yea Forums tried to sneak in, but some retards spooked him off.

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They take away all the shotties and huntin raffles and give everyone full auto CZ 58s

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I played football and hockey in university. I have a PhD in chemistry and a BA in biochemistry. Most of my teammates were smart people. I guess college might be different.

Unironically better written characters and twists than most television out there.

No one tell him that Link has always had blonde hair in Japan...

>Samus can have either wooden boring inner monologue and bland expressions or emotional breakdowns around her nemesis that contradict her other encounters while taking orders and making her submissive to a leader who treats her like an idiot
FTFY, dobby

>he doesn’t like Inuyasha
Dobson is as much of a pleb as possible.

This post is not authorized.

For real. I haven't seen that kind of character development and twists since Bionicle.

TGT is an actual masterpiece

InuYasha is awful.

he's right on that one though.

It really is.

fucking egghead looking motherfucker

The reason Dobson is so autistic about Link (and also Samus) having blonde hair is that he has an irrational hatred of people with blonde hair. In part because he was bullied in school by someone with blonde hair.

If he lost some weight and maintained a more flattering beard style he would look fine.

But ISIS is american too, is he retarded?

yeah but he's not gonna lose weight and won't give a fuck about his beard

Makes sense, every blonde I met was a psychopath

Does he not fucking know that lone wolf is code for "terrorist acting on his own"?

should've kept the 2000 style

DR ROBOTNIK LOOKIN

KNEECAP INFLATIN

Its simpler than that. A terrorist has an agenda beyond the day where a lone wolf does not.

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That dude's eyes always looked less real than the makeup.

>Doesn't understand sports
>Doesn't like FF
>Doesn't like Transformers or cars
>Doesn't like furries
>Doesn't like DnD
>Can't paint
>Can't care about sports(second time, so he really cannot into sports)
>Can't math
>Can't horrormovies
>Can't alcohol
>Likes fucking Other M, Lady in Water and fucking Zelda TV show
>Is fat fuck
>Is into inflation shit
>Is full of himself
HOW CAN ANYONE LIKE HIM! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!? CAN HE EVEN LIKE HIMSELF!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

look at him, look at him and laugh

What's most fucked up is I'm not a sports fan, but I can sit down and watch games with the family around thanksgiving.
He clearly doesn't try to get it so he can be extra hipster "Oh I don't care about SPORTS" like fucking god.

DSP even makes sound points once in a while, even if he sucks at video games

I guess with Odyssey it would make sense to say that he could have originally been from New Donk City

I must speak on his behalf, for user and I move in similar circles. Inflation of Dobson's preference is when the woman inflates entirely like a balloon, so that she resembles a a sphere, with her little hands, feet and head popping out like the knots of a balloon from what is otherwise a perfect sphere. This is swell for some, but for user, he prefers when the woman's belly is filled to the point that it starts expanded beyond what is possible in reality but explored in fiction. Usually this is with a kind of liquid, and not with air as in Dobon's full body filling fantasies. user's belly filling should resemble extremely exaggerated pregnancy. The woman is otherwise completely normally shaped, just with an enormous belly - and importantly, she doesnt not look fat to support this enormous belly, it just manages to exist on her like how enormous breasts manage to exist on otherwise slender woman in fiction, too. The two are very different things, only linked in that something is expanding.

We just operate on a different level of existence than your meager existence.

Because the Japs, after their brush with Nazis and Aryans, became obsessed with the blonde-hair blue-eyes look. In all of their 80s anime movies and comics, the characters made to stand-out most always get the blonde hair and blue eyes.
The Japanese who idolize the blue hair+eyes secretly resent their own genetics, all black hair, all black eyes, no variation.

So my consensus:
Link originally had brown hair because he was supposed to just be a commoner/vagrant (not royal = no bloodline = no beautiful blonde hair), which makes sense. Also they likely had a much smaller dev team and marketing range to consider, so they gave him brown hair like most other japanese dudes might have. They just didn't have much need to give it concern.

Fast forward: their market expands from a few thousand, to hundreds of millions.
Everything needs aesthetic appeal, the LotR movies got a shit ton of blonde elves, time to blonde it up.

Old brunette Link : Soul
Nu blondie Link : Soulless

is it just me or that is kind of based?

Literally Yea Forums

So dobson is a based anti-tranny bro? Fucking A dude, one step away from the redpill.

>Old brunette Link
Never existed you tard.

Yea Forums should make a /lolcow/ board to discuss lolcows.

>Not a furry
>Has a fursona
Hmmmm...

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The bigger laugh is how a guy that is supposed to be an artist and who creates original worlds for his characters is also the kind of guy who doesn't understand the appeal of DnD, a game about creating characters and worlds and imagining how they interact.

I still maintain that he fully understands how to play DnD, he just can't imagine the appeal of playing pretend just to be ordinary. I imagine that in his mind, anything less than a legendary hero is unfulfilling, so it's probably more that he gets DnD but no one would play with him because he's "that guy" in every game.

Ugh user, its not a fursona, its a cartoon avatar representing me I mean him.

>tfw you've actually improved more than Dobson over the years because you went from drawing yourself as stuckfigure in a hat to fatter stickfigure with a neckbeard

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Based and cumflationpilled

>Never existed

And yet somehow despite having "never existed", here is an official art piece clearly showing it.
You just got blown the fuck out dummy

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REQUEST SENDIN

Thats the older dirty blonde from Zelda 2. Here the original Famicom Disk Zelda 1 game cover.

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I unironically love Dobson. he provides top quality cringe-based entertainment. it's like movies that are so bad they are fun to watch, and hating him is fun.

Advent Children and KH Cloud are emo

Only US cartoons and games with which he grew up - canon.

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Which is still more brown than yellow.

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the real question is, do /n/ and /o/ have a reason to hate him yet? I can't think of two boards more diametrically opposed, so if you could make them agree then truly he would be the most hated.

Blowing out both ends babby! lol

Anyone have the actual COMPUTERS comic? I want to show my friend his fucking retarded Mac argument.

He is the king of That Guy.

>clearly blonde
>lol it's brown xD
Go to bed, Dobson.

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Thanks user.

he frequently makes "nerd loser" characters that look like him, probably as a sub-conscious admission to himself.

He's not wrong, he's just also incredibly lacking in self-awareness as usual.

Is he sex negative or something.
Also, all sports fans must be gay, of course, just like his bully in the school.

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>tranny garbage
into the fucking trash

Uh... Different Links plus timelines?

Haha buff people fighting=/=homosexuality

>Is he sex negative or something.
He's basically Jay Bauman in this regard. Just change the tron guy to gore.

Amazing how contrarian shitposters cannot ever resist the temptation to jump into any thread regardless of context to be an 9bnoxious cunt and go against what everyone says or enjoy.
You're even more pathetic than Dobson.

Especially when they tongue wrestle

>he likes Other M because it shows Samus "having emotions and kicking ass"
Old drum to beat, but I don't remember anybody complaining about Samus just having emotions. It was more like she was made maternal and subservient to a dumb male authority figure that apparently was her surrogate dad instead of the Chozo from the mythos. Her line delivery being directed to be intentionally stilted and distant didn't help in the least.
Samus can have emotions, she just shouldn't be a whining wreck in cutscenes while also doing flips and shit in gameplay. She's not Kasumi: she's Samus, and has dealt with more shit than Kasumi ever had.

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Thanks for reminding me that he hates halloween and christmas because they overlap thanksgiving, aka the only one of those holidays that he still gets to participate in as a grown-ass man

I know bro it’s awesome

To go off on a tangent: has Link ever managed to get his hands on a basket-hilted sword, like in the LOZ1 logo/title screen?

The super jeweled AOL cover sword got into Hyrule Warriors, and I know BOTW gave him some swords with a knuckle bow, but not a basket.

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he dyed it pink

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Has Dobby been of interest as a lolcow in the past year or so? I feel we'll never get the years of 2010-2014 from this moron ever again. I mean every single comic reposted on Yea Forums is usually from that era. Give me some recent shit from our old lolcow please.

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>and yet he's still fat

The sprite for the Noble Sword (before it gets into your inventory) is KINDA like that in Oracle of Seasons, but nothing that particularly implies a basket hilt.

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imagine saying so much and yet sounding like such a fucking retard and saying nothing at all.

>bowtie is clearly at 12 o'clock

Thats really fucking easy:
Don't spoil them
If they get bullied, teach them to box and fight back
Teach them losing is part of life and only there to make you want to compete harder
Never teach them "everyone is a winner" concept
If they cry over trivial matters, tell them to toughen up

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By making sure he's not born on mercury retrograde.

/o/ hates him because he keeps spitting on people that like cars and I am kinda sure /n/ hates him because he tossed shit at jocks and people that do biking for real.
So yeah.

fixed

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>collage

This one is insane because he always whined how he couldn't get his games to work on his Mac

And topping things off with a riveting game of swords

What counts as trivial matters?

Nice blog

Link's hair for one

I doubt that modern day kids would ever cry about that one in particular

>Nintendo can’t do what they want with a character’s design
Truly autistic thing is getting mad over a creator’s choice when it comes to updating looks. Pretending like something old is the solid definitive appearance of a character. Especially in a series where the character is known for changing

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SO FAT YOU LOOK AND SEE FOOD

Well that's more than I remembered at least. Probably vested too much of my memory into this render.

From the appearance that's just a knucklebow. Though you could be right that it is a sendup and with only 5 pixels in the sprite it can't properly show a basket. Then again I suppose "It just doesn't look like it in inventory" could've applied to the White Sword in LOZ1.

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>I hate anime except old stuff
I know he thinks whinihg about hate is cool, but shouldn't it logically be that "I love anime except new stuff"

>likes Other M and Voyager
I always knew he was a faggot but god damn, pump the breaks a little.

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WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

>re-release

He doesn't actually genuinely like Other M. He likes it because Prime fans hate it. He hates Prime cause Prime's set in a first person perspective. First person games are typically shooters. First person shooters are the games his bullies played. Therefore his bullies hate Other M which means he has to like it

ReMemBer wHeN KiRby wAs WhITe?

YES

Daily reminder that Dobson has been removed from twitter 3 times already, thanks to all the people who reported him

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Is Dobson the ultimate form of Nostalgia Fag?

>le privileged sports fans are dumb
>nerds are prejudiced against. GAMERS RISE UP
I don't even like sports but this mindset still annoys me.

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you're neither spirit nor spark he said
you're neither book not brute
so get ye back to the flesh again for the sake of man's rebute

Why is Dobby a hypocrite

Dobson

DESTROYED

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So all this fucking shite is about whom he would and wouldn't draw as balloon but in the end it doesn't matter at all anyway?

He just wants a LAAAAYYYYDEEEEEEE LISTENERRRRRRRR

>hates when people insults gays
>uses gay as an insult
Like every other “ally”

And also
>Fusion: Samus lose every ability she has, and the federation does it's best to delay their recovery

literally get out of house, do everything else i hope he doesnt do drugs but it's better die to be dobson

>re-release

>back when the famicom was relevant

Yes user. You ARE retarded.

Yeah that's generally how people stagnate. Dobson doesn't handle criticism and kind of lives with his head up his ass in all aspects of life, so it makes sense that his art would be the same for a decade.

As someone who's been lurking Yea Forums and Yea Forums for years, I love this thread.

how did dobson didn't not commited suicide yet? what keeps him going?

>using the fucking DiC lore to defend Samus’s Chief-like traits being traded for a cardboard generic scifi anime character #37

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RAMBO COMMANDO
RAMBO COMMANDO
WHERE DID THEIR HAIR GO

Posting in a dobson hate thread

I never understood the delusion at work here. No one gives a fuck. About any of it. I can say whatever the hell i want, and i work retail, the very places supposedly plagued with "Happy Holidays".
We don't have a script, we don't get coached on what to say, no one is going to pay for someone with real training to teach minimum wage fucks to not say the wrong things.

Chris' current state is genuinely better than what I would have expected for him. I thought he'd be dead or homeless by now.

Attention

Has Dobson ever acknowledged Chris Chan or vice versus?

This is literally how it should be except the blond faggot should be an actual jew.

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Not if those are his thoughts. He either insets his own self-worth into the things he likes and has been beaten down, or he starts self-loathing because things he likes are ever associated with things he doesn't. If you have eyes I don't have to tell you he's writing this with a seething hated of a community that used their shared interests to find enjoyment in one another's company. He blames other people in the club for 'ruining it', because he didn't like was was being watched. The way he talks he wanted to be in a tape-sharing club and only watch things he wanted. He just wanted to hear praise for the things he was showing them, and left the room when it didn't happen. Which is not the point of any viewing club, it's not even the point of a Blockbuster card.

I can't pretend to know what actually happened in that club but even his description makes it out to be better than what he wanted of it. Neverminding how goddamn wrong he is in his rant on how Pokemon ruined anime by exposing people to it. Like... super concentrated wrong flavored gum. Almost like he doesn't know Speed Racer was aired on CBS in Primetime in the 60s.

there's been a few moments where he shined. he got temporarily banned from his favorite social media outlet for telling perez hilton to commit suicide and then got perma banned for death threats against others

Wait, didn’t Andrew upset his Jewish girlfriend around Hanukkah by making a massive scene because he was homesick?

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>Doesnt understand "witch" is a genderless classification.
>Talks about progressive.

This is why you dont spout opinions online. Less chance of people finding out how stupid you really are.

Is there anything this fat fuck doesn't complain about?

Really? He's actually right sometimes then.

Dobson makes me think like i'm watching some ugly furry porn

nintendo

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daily reminder the reason he hates link with blonde hair is because he was bullied by a kid with blonde hair in high school.

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He made a grammatical error 2 words in, how?

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Why do most boomer Nintendo fanboys shit on other consoles, like Chris Chan does

>Ha! Take that!
What if Dobson's secretly a comedic genius and all the terrible comics and his awful personality is all part of the setup?

>Japanamation
>A simple portmanteau of Japan and Animation
>politically incorrect
The problem is I don't know if this is Dobson or somefuck that's hashtaging the world into a better place

youtube.com/watch?v=T6IBoUU7KaI

I made that version of Switch-tan in Koikatsu and break my dick to her, the one used in the shitty /ctt/ is boring as shit, dumb and also gay

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>Ha! Take that!
He told that to his muslim teller coworker, he hates them moslems

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I don't understand. That isn't how life works, its how bad sitcoms think life works. I have never seen, experienced, or even heard about that kind of obviously fake "bullying" as a regular occurrence.

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Given this is Dobson he probably did deserve the bullying

I love how subtle his political cartoons are

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I can't help but think of flamboyantly gay South Park Satan whenever i read or see Satan referenced, and it makes everything much more hilarious.

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Does he think the term "hardcore" gamers refer to them like "mature" games? It's level of enthusiasm and time investment.

He wasn't all that flamboyant, was he?
Also, he seemed to genuinely care about the kids in some of his appearances.

I'm guessing he's talking about how it's combination of Jap and animation, with jap being a slur. Though i'm not sure since it looks like it's an american thing

Not him but I liked this tan. she makes we want to eat at Wendy's

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>Galaxy has mature themes
Don’t you fucking drag Rosalina into your shit, you balloon gutted, hannuka ruining, dic sucking jackass

He was fairly flamboyant, although not as much as a pride parade or anything.

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in the earlier years he did have hair. and yes, it was brown.

...

is there a recent pic of dobson?

Unless you're on public (i.e. taxpayer funded) property there is no enforcement of any of that shit. Your retail store can put a giant Nativity scene up and cover every inch of the store in messages of Merry Christmas and the only legal thing people could do about the privately owned store is not go to it. If you were working at the local Town Hall you'd need to either equally represent all religions or none at all. It's the primary reason why the whole "War on Christmas" shit is bullshit.

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Imagine being Dobson

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I already hate myself enough, I don't need to add on that extensively.

>Send Request

What's he working on?

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Even that isn't true user, you are 100% allowed to express your religious beliefs as a government worker. Freedom of Religion/Expression. The only real issue is when they you have religious iconography on display, because church/state is supposedly separate.

CWC is a sonyer though. I think he's over his Nintendo cock-sucking era.

>Yea Forums is partially responsible for Dobson getting attention and thusly supporting a portion of his livelihood as an "artist"

Don't worry, I'll kill myself after this post.

Gummi-Bears inflation porn.

Nigga we’ve been talking about dobson for a decade, howtf did you think hes only heard now

I'll donate $25 to Dobson's patreon, doubling is wealth, just to annoy you. That'll show you

How many schools shooting were actually committed NRA 2A gun fucking rednecks? Almost every mass shooting I've seen in the past 20 years has either been done by another student or some skinny liberal

FRIEND BTFO!!!!!!!!! HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER????????????????? OH NONONONONONONONO

Probably something that either nobody cares about or will plague LOL threads for the upcoming year

His massive OC fanfic, fat bellies and all

It's actually comforting to understand you are completely insincere with this "threat" as I drift away from this life.

Except Jay has a personality and some charisma, and the ability to make coherent points in his film discussions

Dobson has.... Nothing. He's got fucking nothing except being a leech of a human being.

>Send request

Like anyone would request to be his friend.

>Start posting it 3 days a week for an entire YEAR!
If it's something artwork-based, then this is a pretty terrible idea. I can see how frontloading the work on an entire volume of a comic over a few months and then trickle-feeding it out to the masses over the course of a year can seem appealing, but it basically ensures you can't change or alter anything as you start getting feedback or if you realize partway through you could have done something better/taken the story in a more interesting direction.
Of course, it's Dobson, so there was zero chance he was going to listen to feedback anyway.

Giving him exposition doesn't bring him any dollars. The 20 something dollars he gets through patreon doesn't cover his livelihood.

If they actually know anything about him, sure. In all likelihood, the "bully" is just a normie who was friending everyone from his class on facebook.

Doesn’t he still live with his folks?

shame about the penis though

You can't say for sure one out of several thousand of Yea Forumsaggots don't generate him money in one way or another.
>cover his livelihood
Never said it did.

>needs a thesaurus for four letter words

>Your +9 mage
>attacks the hoard
>and fails

His suicide note, hopefully

Remember that he thinks the DiC cartoons are the canon interpretations of nintendo characters

I honestly doubt that anyone here would donate to him even as a joke.
Does he? That's pretty sad. Fits him perfectly though.

Cloud doesn't talk like that anywhere except in Kingdom Hearts

anything missing on this list?

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Sonic's arm color

I doubted a lot of people donated large sums of money to streamers on a regular basis but here "we" are making them millionaires.

Ironically twilight princess link is the only one that's rclose to brunette, every other one is blonde, even the pink haired one is actually blonde

/fit/ because he's particularly unfit individual.
/ck/ because he thinks mcdonalds burgers are the height of culinary essence.

Fucker probably watched a shit ton of Mac and Me as a kid

I wouldn't vaccinate him so he doesn't get autism