Is Triss the Chad choice or the Incel choice?

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Alone - chad choice
Yennifer - beta male choice
Triss - Retard choice

Futa Triss is the real gentleman's choice.

The self-insert choice.

fucking this

its the "afraid of equal women" choice

Yen's romance quest was pure kino because I told the skank to piss off after making the genie retcon all of Andzrej Krakowskiwitz's pre established garbage.

"B-BUT MUH DESTINY WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER"

change of plans, roastie.

>Women treating you like a stupid dog
>Equality

Women were and will never be equal to men.

that scene is so deliciously awkward if Geralt says no

>Big fat tits
>Big fat arse
>Sexy red hair
>Freckles
>Loves to fuck

What do you think OP?

>Yen's romance quest was pure kino
It was fucking retarded.
>genie love spell
Fanfic tier retcon.

Trissfu is PERFECTION.

>play through TW1 last
>tell Triss that they can raise Alvin and all live happily together
Geralt and Triss just weren't meant to be.

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>there are women on this planet right now, that are equal, if not better, than you
dont freak out, baby

> fat freckled cock
> yummy big balls

Shani is family man choice.

Why does no one want to admit that they are both hot as fuck? Hell I'd bang 99% of the women in the game.

>grafted skin barley holding on, on a living scorched corpse
in other words: fake tits

Based. Yen is a bitch.

No shitnit was fucking retarded, that's why it was great to go through all that effort and tell the bitch no at the end of it. The genie spell was the fat fuck author's work, shitting all over it was why I enjoyed the quest.

>The genie spell was the fat fuck author's work,
lol no it was the game's writer's awful fanfiction.

Shani is good because she'll tend to your wounds after you fight a bunch of nekkars and bandits and she likes watching fireworks and doesn't need to put earplugs in to enjoy them

Her outfit makes me diamonds.

She's OK otherwise.

Bro...

Was it really? I thought the whole backstory shit they talk about was something that happened in the books. I'm fully prepared to admit to talking out my ass, but I stand by my statement of telling that smug cunt to fuck off and seeing her reaction made me harder than diamonds.

read the book nigga
having accidentally getting 3 wishes from a genie, geralt told it to go fuck itself (which it did), have a jailer explode, and while yen was trying (and failing miserably) to capture the thing, geralt used his 3rd wish (which we dont actually know what it is, only that he had a MASSIVE erection for yen at the time, so it was soemthing along the line of "let me fuck this bitch until the end of times") to make the thing fuck off.

Ciri is the chad choice

No, it's a whole "love spell" is stupid retcon.

@452565563
Leave.

/thread

She's too busy getting fucked by every monster in the bestiary.

>"let me fuck this bitch until the end of times"
He literally dumped her 1 year later.

>playing Polish games
LMAO

she is a witcher

This but only cause grooming is patrician

>>genie love spell
>Fanfic tier retcon.
Genie love spell is legit how they meet in the books.
Also Yen mind controls him when they meet
Fucking psycho

of course

what the fuck is this user

it was the slut that "ran" seeing as her pet witcher wasn't jumping at her every whim

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It's the "Geralt needs an intervention and the player is a better judge of character" choice.

based

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>afraid of equal women choice
>equal
>Geralt and Triss were clearly far more equal in their relationship than Geralt and Yen were

I went with Yen cause Tris was unironically too good for Geralt

Not really.

>‘Silence! I gave more to you than I have to any other man, you piece of shit. I didn't know myself why I had chosen you. And you… Oh no, my dear. I'm neither a whore nor an elf met at random on a forest path that you can run out on the following morning without waking, leaving a bunch of violets on the table. A girl you can turn into a laughing stock. Watch out! If you say even one word, you could end up regretting it.’

Sóy.

This guy gets it.

Agreed. Geralt is shit.
Triss deserves better.

Unironically based and redpilled.

sicko

I dont have to choice. I can take them all

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Geralt is a pretty big shot, master witcher,friend of kings, assassin of other kings, avid card player. Hes a good catch

Because Geralt can only have one or none, and Yenfags are defensive as fuck

unironically less handsome than geralt

hell yeah brother

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then they meet again while she was about to suck the dick of a random dude on a festival, then proceed to fuck geralt instead, then fuck off again instead of staying together as he wanted.

Exactly. There's "love spell' bullshit.

Why are people saying those books are good again?

This image actually makes me uncomfortable.

I don't like hearing about stuff in the books because I like to pretend my fantasy of everyone being wholesome is real and I can't do that when Geralt is fucking hoes who step out on him and trying to mack on women while they puke because he smells like Harpy corpse

Anna

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>playing games
based retard incel bro

*There's no "love spell" bullshit

>This image actually makes me uncomfortable.
It makes Sweet Cirilla incredibly aroused

Anyone who doesnt choose Triss is a cuck.

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>empress

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it's not fair

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Only incels play her bad game, so...

The fact that there was no Succubus to fuck in W3 was a crime

>getting the 2nd worst ending
how do you fuck up this badly.

it was suppose to be geralt's turn

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Sorry I dont like throwing sausage into the tunnel.

> Wanting Jaskier's sloppy seconds
Spoke like a true cuck, me lad

she'd make a good empress desu and i like bittersweet endings.

her name is Yenn

How many endings are there? are there ones where i die on a wheel barrow years before the game?

She makes a better witcher and would be happier as one though.

where do i sign

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Three major endings regarding Ciri and then a series of smaller variables based on what side quests you've done and who you romanced.

Thats why you want Yenn (the biggest whore to walk the face of Witchers earth) or to fuck your own daughter right?

user, she wouldn't be an empress.
She would be there to act as a puppet for Emhyr and make Morvran's babies.
The only decision she'll make will be the colour of her dress. The shade of black, at least.

Patrician taste

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no it isnt retard read the books he literally tells the djinn to bind them together for all time its just ambiguous in what way he did it and something they have to deal with throughout the entire book series whether its love a just a spell

Wrong, she has both political power, birthright power and most importantly personal power and is a good person.

Her face is literally triss + ciri

>she'd make a good empress
She would be her insane father's puppet.

Cannot unsee

She'll be happier settling down with a child, even if it means being empress. The series has never portrayed the witcher life as "happy".

Came to post this

no she wont because being a witcher is what she wanted

Depends on your kink.

Triss = you prefer to dominate.
Yennefer = you prefer to be dominated.

emhyr wouldn't be able to control ciri at this point.

> they have to deal with throughout the entire book series whether its love a just a spell
They don't even mention the wish after the short story.

>Wrong, she has both political power, birthright power and most importantly personal power and is a good person.
She has no political power. She knows nothing about nilfgaardian politics.
Birthright? That's... questionable. Fake Ciri has her birthright.
> good person
She is an impulsive cunt and a soiled brat.
NG nobility would have her killed in a matter of weeks

and?

gentle reminder
triss has milkies and is a mommy

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wrong, triss can easily go either way especially how she hardened up a bit from living in novigrad running the mage escapee program. yen is always on top and if you try to change it she either pops your testicles with magic or teleports you 100 feet above a lake.

She's a free spirit who resents politics, just like her adoptive old man.You're full of shit.
>The series has never portrayed the witcher life as "happy"
The series has portrayed life in general as not being happy, some lives just suck less than others.

are

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>is a good person.
You should read the books. She's not a good person at all.

>Isn't a manipulative, infertile hag
There isn't even a choice at all.

aren't you ignoring her actual personal power

>not shani

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Plus she actually loves Geralt unlike that hag Yen who is constantly cucking him.

far better than anyone else in Nilfgaard

>pic
You owe me a new pair of sides.
Also this.

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TW3 Ciri isn't the same character as Book Ciri. Even if you stop her from meeting Emhyr, Book Ciri would never follow Avallac'h's plan at the end of the game. The Ciri we're shown clearly wants to do the responsible thing, even if it comes at the cost of her freedom.

based

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Any sorceress: Cuck option
Shani: Chad option

literally won the thread

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Triss

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B A S E D

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gimmie

that fucking face in the last panel
also if you seriously consider lewding ciri you need to be burned at a stake

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you cannot stop the future

watch it user

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Yen cuz im into MILFs

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Well if it werent we wouldnt have the Witcher games

Doesn't change the truth of his statement.
Of course there are women better thab me (enough bitches with a PhD while I only have a masters degree). But all those PhD women are ovrrshadowed by more able PhD men.

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>Implying she is pure to begin with

Ciri cuz im into ..

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But she did neither of those when you bested her when you brought uma to Emihr. Proving that she can be a Bottom

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Damn Yenn. Being a bitch bit her back bad in that timeline.

sauce nigga

He wished that in order to save Yen.
Yen wants to get the genie but the genie is so pissed at that time being imprisoned and wants to go it'll kill whoever stands in its way, Geralt MAYBE realized this so he wished for his and Yen's fate to be tied together.

You mean like lying Triss used to treat Geralt like a dumb pawn in her magic gay ops?

nice fanfiction

>magic gay ops
kek

based

correct answer

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wazaaaahhh

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who ever has the highest quality porn

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For me its yennefer

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Lads my mind is blown
>The further north you get in the game, the earlier the sun will rise.
>If you spare the Leshen in Skillege, the crows all across the islands will follow you and caw loudly if you're about to encounter danger if any kind.

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fpbp, Geralt's life would have been 10000 times better if he just stayed in toussaint slaying monsters and fucking bitches with his pals and the books ended there fuck ciri and everyone else

This guys gets it.

I don't think there's a clear answer based on the Witcher porn I've seen. Yen and Triss get tons of good stuff, but so does Ciri. Throw a dart. Any of them is good enough.

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>jpg
Faggot.

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Imagine being this much of a sexist incel.

Stay seething and scrambling with hole arguments.

>For me its yennefer
It's a bad choice either way. You know Yenn is the better fuck, probably fucks a great cock and cmpletely shaves her cunt. Triss is more the "hippie" type, who almost surely doesn't shave her cunt, doesn't smell as good, but then again she's the "nicer" person.
Christ almight I wish they had done a 4th one. That was best game of past decade easily.

I didnt have the webm so thanks.

I haven't read the books so
Ciri>Shani>Powergap>Yen>Triss

I know in the books Triss is much less head over heels and much more scheming manipulative bitch especially later on but that's not really how CDPR presents her in game and some of her biggest betrayals are never mentioned

>this much of a sexist incel.
Are you being ironic? I can't tell. You do know where the fuck you are, correct bugman?

his books are dogshit and he would be destitute without the games

Nah, she can be put In her place like that scene with Emyhr and Uma.

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I read the books before playing so there's no choice. Yennefer is the one for Geralt.

Am I the only one who finds it weird that you can find the Triss Gwent Card on Lamberts bed? He also mentioned about jumping out of a lovers window "to protect a friend"?

Wow 5 frames of animation compared to a still picture, what an upgrade!

>blacked sfm

I hate everything about Triss in the game at a base level. I dont know if she's got bright red hair in the books or if she's American but her voice and lego hair is just atrocious. Plus she's obsessive with Geralt. Soon as she finds someone else to obsess over, she's gone. Yen is in the true love stage, where you don't fantasize about them every second but you can't live without them

Gotta entice those zoomers, m8.

Sjes described to have chestnut colored hair.

Triss is a whore

Reminder that Triss has been the personal fuck toy of every Witcher and Kaer Morhen.

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Triss was such a cunt in W1 it's not even funny. She also neglected to mention anything about Yennifer until the second game, and even then only when Geralt insisted. She basically manipulated an amnesiac to get together with him.

Yennifer is just a stuck up bitch. Completely ignores that Geralt had lost his memory, and is angry with him anyway. Treats him terribly in general.

Now, there is Shani. Smart, down to earth, not afraid to get dirty or have fun. Always ready to help. Even recognizes that her and Geralt's lifestyles are incompatible, and lets him down gently. Honestly, my personal preferences aside, from purely logical standpoint, she's the most pleasant of the three.

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Every woman in the series is a whore.

The retard choice, she knew everything and was complicit and pinning Geralt with regicide, she knew about your previous life and pretended to be your lover, she was complicit in sending Ciri to be a cocksleeve so they could manipulate some kingdom, Tris openly seduced Geralt to break him up with Yennefer because she was jealous with how happy they were.

Geralt is nothing but a trophy to Tris, one that she throws away when she is done playing with dolls. She desires power and status most of all, she played Illuminati and when Radovid destroys their operation she wants to play the poor oppressed mage and their are beta incels on this very website who will fall for it because she flashes her eye lashes.

Too bad she looks like a dude

I'm reading the books right now, and holy shit, triss is a CUNT

Shes a horny cunt to the core, why is she so much better in the game? Why is yen so shit? Even her bitter post-storm is so much better than any other cunt, all the wemon are such harpies except for yen, who, even though to her core doesn't like it, is unabashedly in love with geralt

Actually wait shani is wife tier all others are cunts

this thread is an incel choice

Too bad she still thirts for vlodimir putting flower on his grave....

Fuck off Zoe.

>She also neglected to mention anything about Yennefer until the second game
So did all of Geralt's old friends and every living witcher at Kaer Morhen.

this is the most accurate post in this thread of lost imbecile incels.

She left because Geralt slept with Tris after she seduced him. Yennefer was hurt and left, which is why she thought it was okay to try and cuck him when they got back together, but after seeing Geralt get all uppity and challenge the Wizard to a duel and then try to kill himself, she realized how badly she fucked up and ran away again. It wasn't till Ciri reunited them did they see each other again.

I have taken this as pity for the guy. She has seen him desperately trying to have fun in the few hours he had, putting on a brave and confident facade. And she has seen what Go'D did to him to force him to return to his grave.
The guy was sacrificed by his own brother, for fuck sake. That's just sad, even if he was essentially a bandit.

Shani>Yennefer>Philippa>Priscilla>Tomira>Keira>Corinne Tilly>UMA>Triss

She isn't better in the game, she is manipulating you even harder in the games.

Ciri has the best porn desu

UMA IS CUTE

CUTE

ciri in the game is the worst character in probably the entire series

It's interesting that they decided to do that in W1. Even Ciri was mentioned by an innkeep, but there's no word about Yen from anyone, even Dandelion and Zoltan - who only mention her in the second game as well.

I don't think the other witchers knew Geralt and Yennefer to well, they do know Tris because Tris lived at Kaer Morhen teaching Ciri about being a woman(hilarious seeing the witchers freak out not knowing what to do) and get Ciri started in basic witchcraft.

>chad
>incel
kill yourself reddit nigger

literally is better than yen and triss in every way.

I would Passiflora's Madame so bad
If only she got out of retirement for me...

Absolute degeneracy

I chose Shani over Triss in the first game. She's really nice. Yennifer is not a nice person at all, she's quite a bitch. But I'm somehow mesmerized by her. She has so many flaws but I love her anyway.

But what girl says 'Geralt' the best?

Dandelion makes no sense most of all, I don't think he liked Yennefer that much so maybe that explains it, but Dande and Geralt are homies for life, him not saying anything is super weird. Zoltan wouldn't know anything about Yennefer since he was only with Geralt a relatively short amount before he ended up dying.

I just got a meme reader, where do I start with the witcher books in English?
I know I can ask the general thread but their waifu wars are nuclear and everything about it.

Tris will say it, but not mean it.
Yen will say it and mean it.
Ciri will say it and is daughterzoned.
Shani will say it but will be a hag in 20 years.

TW1 Triss
Hate how she keeps changing VA

why you trippin

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The one with Emhyr made me uncomfortable to this day

I don't like that choice in the first game.
On one hand you can give Alvin to Shani, who's going to be nice to him. Be somewhat like a real mother.
On the other, Alvin is a powerful source, so it makes more sense to give him to a sorceress, who knows a thing or two about magic. But she's a cunt who is really strict, so the kid is unhappy.

Both options are unpleasant.

But the kid is the final boss anyways so it matters not

yenn is literally a stacy plus i like bitchy ice queens, fun putting them in their place.
Triss is a good side piece tho

You can buy the books on Amazon,

Reading order is
Last Wish -> Sword of Destiny -> Blood of Elves -> Time of Contempt -> Baptism of Fire -> Tower of the Swallow -> Lady of the Lake.

Last wish and the Sword of Destiny are short story compilations, they are probably the best "witcher" experience you will get out of the books. The books after that are one long running narrative with mixed opinions, I think the books where Geralt forms a fellowship and journeys south to rescue Ciri is the best part of the entire witcher franchise but is pretty late in the books.

Yes, but you don't know that when playing for the first time. It's just a choice of who is going to hate your guts for the rest of the game.

>magic anti vaxxer mom who practically guarantees that the now spoiled rotten nuclear bomb will go off
>actual expert on the field with experience just like this under her belt puts the impulsive little shit under control until the nigga who had ONE JOB lose it

but then again, the best result would have been to arrange an "accident" for alvin, then have some hateful, then make-up threesomes with both bitches.

Thanks, will get them from libgen

>those eyes

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yes she is better in literally every way with 0 flaws and exactly 0 character development that is what makes her the worst

Chad choice is Shani but since CDPR are faggots and relgated her to dlc you're better telling Trish and Yen to fuck off and fucking every slut you can.

what are you talking about?
She has flaws, she is impulsive and impatient and a brat who acts cocky to hide her insecurities.
Her character develops depending on the player's choices you dumb nigger.

Geralt will outlive Shani and also they're from two different worlds.
and Thaler banged Shani

Herbalist girl is the true choice.

Who hasn't?
She's a liberal redhead in uni

There's a thinking man's choice in all of that.
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Yeah.
The ingame Zoltan was kind of mixed with book Yarpen

Where did all these bro's come from? Most anons in witcher threads seem to gravitate to yennefer of hunchback

>>If you spare the Leshen in Skillege, the crows all across the islands will follow you and caw loudly if you're about to encounter danger if any kind
No way

the amount of degenerates

stop having periods that gives you emotional storms and then we can talk.
oh wait, you can't.

You could argue Chad choice if she were real, but given that you're a sad person lusting after colourful pixels and lines of code makes her zur Incel choice.

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Why does their infertility matter? Geralt can't have kids anyway.

>>If you spare the Leshen in Skillege, the crows all across the islands will follow you and caw loudly if you're about to encounter danger if any kind.

Fucking source now

The real patrician choice.

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Fpbp.
Roasties have nothing to offer geralt except drama and manipulation. He is a chad that can sleep around at any point of time if he wishes. He can't get children so that argument also falls flat.

does being a faggot come easy to you or do you have to practice?

Yennefer is for Geralt. I want Triss all to myself.

...having a patrician taste.

>le in cells xdddd
fuck off back there you double nigger

Jesus Christ, I remember watching this video when I was younger. I think it was on youtube, of all things. He just started fucking the corpse, and his dick gets stuck in it, so his wife has to come out and help him. What a wild ride. I didn't enjoy it, but I didn't stop watching.

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Because Yen is a cunt, nobody likes her. Everyone would rather have had Geralt forget that cunt and get with Triss "Firecrotch" Merigold instead.

>that little sag

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>Sigi's sloppy seconds

>Andzrej Krakowskiwitz's
My fuckin sides. But yes i always hated how gerald acted like a fucking dog around Yennefer.

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I want her to abuse me, she's even hotter without eyes desu

Fuck alvin. I hated that stupid mcguffin.

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You mean if you were to choose which girl is the best girl? Or if Gerald were to choose. Cause the latter is fucked up.

>not following the path of purity
Your memory wiped and your body reformed, Geralt can devote himself to his true role as a pure paladin on a righteous mission to purge all the degeneracy of the world. Slay monsters, slay elves, slay sorceresses.

Disregard all pussy, from the first game to the last.

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The boat fuck was cute as fuck.

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>ppl posting your OC

Feelings good. Here have the rest.

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You said it's a thicc thigh mod but you also have flycam or some shit because I can never get to see upskirt

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>nearby

*Ahem*

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Whatever happened to Ssaessenthesis, did they just forget she exists? Henselth dies regardless so she should be in charge of Aedirn. It's easier to yd Nilfgaard just raped errythang

I just left her, impaled on that stick in the woods. Self-important little bitch.

He didn't fuck Yen and tell her the magics gone
>He didn't tell Trish to fuck off
>He didn't fuck every slut he could
>He didn't end up hanging out with Ciri and spending their days doing contracts together
Cucks, all of you.

It's just free cam using the console command.

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I was down with ciri up until the rose tattoo desu senpai

I believe they ran out of time and cut out all the Iorweth content.

>did they just forget she exists?
The new fanfic writers didn't even know she exist.

After they delayed release for a full year?
It also shows Roche path is the best and he is the broest of bros

But she has a gwent card, Iorveth too.
I played the game hoping I'd see all the characters in the cards only to get disappointed.

Well, consider that most people chose the Roche path in TW2 and that there's so much content that they had to make for TW3 I sorta understand.

>After they delayed release for a full year?
The useless bandit camps and caches were more important.

>caches
Fuck Skellige. I will never have enough autism to clear them all.

Anna Henrietta

I did
when I was short on crowns and had to make atleast 3 grandmaster gears

>Geralt pinning Philippa down in the sewers
I didn't know I wanted it, but apparently I did.

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same
I wanted something

based, any sane person could see that geralt as a character fits way better and has better bants with yen

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>not selling your shit runes to Hattori
>not trading your foreign coin with Vivaldi
I'm always swimming in cash, even with my constant armor crafting

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>Around 1265, Yarpen and his company were still active, though they were one man short because Lucas Corto retired in Mahakam and married. They served King Henselt of Kaedwen and were tasked to deliver a convoy of secret cargo. On their way, they met a trio of travelers: the witcher Geralt of Rivia, sorceress Triss Merigold, and a young girl named Ciri. Geralt recognized his old mate and they asked to join them for a time being. The sorceress was very sick and was unable to take care of herself and so the witcher helped look after her. Yarpen noted how Geralt took care of the sorceress in a very kind manner and told Ciri never to make the same mistake as Triss, and confuse care and compassion with 'something else'.

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Is that sexy? Is it supposed to be?

Imageine putting you dick in one of her eye holes and watching the cum drip out of it after you've finished.

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>He can't get children so that argument also falls flat.
he adopted ciri together with yennefer in the books, you retard

He """adopted""" her for one reason and one reason alone.

filling out your card collection is the chad option, and I'm not talking about gwent.

did you see the webm

Is there a mod to replace the cards?

N-no, care to share it?

yes

Yup. I spared the leshen and I heard crows getting into a fight. This doesn't happen if you kill the leshen. Obviously this works only in Skellige.

BASED
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2685064
Uh I wasn't even talking about this one but I can't find the other.
Quality r34 I might say

Thanks anyway user

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>black
oh no no no

This was it I think, no webm though
rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2302714
But I recall seeing a blender animated one with no blacks

>The further north you get in the game, the earlier the sun will rise.
But does this justify the broad daylight at 4am in Velen?

Incel's choice would be no one at all
Triss is for virgins who would never score anyone by themselves so they need a woman who takes all initiative and basically begs them to fuck her herself
Yen is for cucks who would allow their woman to hold them by the balls and sleep around behind their back
Shani is the best choice, a perfect combination of strong , independent personality with honest love and affection

Yup. That's when the sun rises in northern europe during summer.

I'd too kill myself if I had white nights

reminder that geralt is a complete mommy faggot
>was abandoned by mom who happens to be one of the few still fertile sorceresses
>meets her as an adult because he thought he would gain some "perverse pleasure"
>becomes obsessed with the one sorceress with maternal instincts, yen, who desperately craves to cure her infertility in order to become a mom
he gets rock hard everytime yennefer scolds him for being immature

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>Best gal
>Can't romance her
I'm not okay.

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your penis will never be in the middle of that
why live

Why aren't there more elf sluts in TW3? That prostitute isn't enough.

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>tfw no big tiddie redhead gf

That is precisely my fetish, nice

BASED

based giga chad

Canonically, all elves are prostitutes.

He just like me!

Iris!

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>chestlet Phillipa

Yen/Geralt
Triss/Ciri

Is there an ending where Triss and Yenn both leave Geralt for black men?

Triss is a literal high school fantasy
Yen is the real deal

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yennefer is a frigid cunt and perfidious sorceress

Good thing then I'm stuck in high school emotionally

lesbomancy

If you fuck a non-human, then at the stake you'll be burnin'

TOLL PAID

>They convince a blindfolded Geralt that he's having a threesome with them only to run away and leave him chained to the bed

So the virgin of Aedirn is only a virgin to human dicc

Then imma stick with the fantasy. Yen is a worthless human being.

The Geralt from TW1 would have slept with Cerys an Craite and Rosa var Attre.

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She sucks dwarf cock

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Both the wizard and Geralt were there to kill themselves, Geralt goes all "why the fuck would a mage come to a duel with a sword and not magic"

>cold
>manipulative
>petty bitch
>real deal

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>loves Geralt
>all Geralt wants to do is grow old while making wine away from all the politics bullshit
>Triss literally drags Geralt to the Lodge
>Yen just wants to grow old with Geralt after their adventure is over
>Triss loves Geralt

Shani isn't.

>he hasn't played Witcher 1

Anyone who fucks Thaler is a whore, user.

I don't remember Shani fucking anyone except Geralt in W1, and you had to deal with the hag first.

The only valid Geralt-tier choice is to dump both stinky witches and get an innocent gf with a real job, i.e. Shani.

Thaler. And she acted slutty in front of Siegfried

Of course he would. He didn't remember fucking them the first time around. When he gets his memory back in TW3, he remembers that he's already boned all of these women and he isn't really fussed to do it again.

Geralt says that but he doesn't want to quit. He couldn't.

>tfw Siegfried and Iorveth never re-appear.
They were the best parts of their respective games.
I wish some stories could go on forever.

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>>If you spare the Leshen in Skillege, the crows all across the islands will follow you and caw loudly if you're about to encounter danger if any kind.
Fucking what

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Well, Siegfried reappears in 2 and is once again a bro

>Siegfried
That's no tentirely true. If you import a TW1 save with the Order path complete, you meet Siegfried in act III of TW2

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