EPIC RAP BATTLES OF Yea Forums

Ashley
>You're a shitty skinny dick who's only loved by westerners
>With a personality flatter than Lucina, oh that chest of hers
>You fucking lanky ass cunt, I'd rather have the kong
>After we're done fighting, let me...uh...suck on your dong
>Just kidding little nigga, I wouldn't choke on your stick
>Unlike most girls my age, I ain't out here sucking dick
>You're purple! I'll cast a spell to give you a perpetual purple nurple
>Let me break your bones in half, uh oh, you're crippled!

Waluigi
>Ay, you a dumb cunt (ooh)
>I licked your moms cunt (ooh)
>I'm a cheater (ooh)
>Faster than a cheetah (ooh)
>Cookin up dope with Luigi (ooh)
>Then I fuck Princess Peachy (ooh)
>I take molly and stop (ooh)
>I'm gonna make this loli pop (ooh)

WHO WON?

WHO IS NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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cringe as fuck please underban this underage fucking autistic retard

Fucking christ dude, what are you doing

>your brain on smash bros

Fuck this shit, let's post some real raps itt

>Give shit rappers a bad ending, like Yes Man

>It’s Smash Bros to Icons, you just ain’t a contestant

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Yo yo yo yo
Bitches and money
Yo yo yo yo
Bitches and money
Yo yo yo yo
Bitches and money
*dabs*

are you autistic

*rolls up onto stage in wheelchair and wearing a helmet and shits pants*

yoooo oy oyyo yo yo
smash ultimate yo
yo yoyoyo kirby yoy yoo yo
i have autism yoyo yo yo
yo yo yo i have autism yo yoyo
smash ultimate i have autism yo yo yo
yo smash yo ultimate yo i have yo autism yo
yo i got smash ultimate by birthday yo
yo i had autism my whole life yo yo yo
yo yo smash ultimate smash ultimate
all i can think about is smash ultimate
all day i have autism yo smash ultimate yo
i wish i had a smash ultimate coloring book
yo yo santa can i have smash ultimate dlc yo
yo i have AUTISM

Yikes

I fucking love people being able to post freely
Makes enjoying my time on this board real easy
Jannies and Moderators better back off OPs cheese g
Don't want to start School Shooter Sim and get squeezin

>I'm gonna make this loli pop
Aha, I see what you did there OP!

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WIKIPEDIA

How embarrassing

Ultimate is a port for retards that is shit
the only way you'd play is if you're autistic
every single post fags make about it cringe
but I just rolled a 5 so you better check this

>let me...uh...suck on your dong
>Just kidding
Surely this is just some high quality bait, right? No sane autist would write that unironically. Right?

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These are the severely mentally deficient retards that post about Ultimate all day.

>You're purple! ..... Perpetual Purple Nurple

This is breaking so many fucking rules

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Shout out to Masahiro Sakurai
Game honorable like a Samurai
Well known but don't know why
Still unsure if he's Asian or a black guy

Imagine the fat greasy Nincel that took time out of their pathetic lives to bring this into existence.

So me?

kek

This is funny, everyone in this thread needs to lighten up a little

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did you really need to use the n word there?

Someone post the Pepe vs. Janny one

I rip kids like a pedophile

There's your opener op

WELL I WIKIPEDIA THIS
AND I WIKIPEDIA THAT
WIKIPEDIA SKINNY
WIKIPEDIA FAT
WIKIPEDIA TALL
WIKIPEDIA SMALL
I AM THE WIKIPEDIA