What Makes You Mad In SSBU

>practice with inkling
>hop online
>lose consecutively
>400k to 800k lost each time
>198,184
fucking hate how hard it is to get into elite
that damned W/L ratio needing to be a certain ratio. 4/1 if i'm right since 2 wins offset a loss, again if i'm remembering right
plus GSP has to be high.
hoping 3.0 really revamps this shit for the better

same, mate

brainlets even want a literal who dragon ball z swordfighter

yeah
I got second place in a 4 player battle, and I got like 3 KOs
i barely got anything

The fact that it's a shitty port for retards

Having characters "trapped" in Elite Smash.

Elite Smash is full of swordfags, Ness/Lucas shitters and no items or regular stages ever. You get some of these in regular battles too, but not nearly as often.

Point is, I think there should be an option of "Do you give a shit about GSP? Yes/No?"

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>still thinking it's a port
i hear life with brain damage is hard

If Crono or a DQ rep got in nobody'd really be mad, they're both decent franchises and deserve it more.

People get mad at Fire Emblem because it was a D-tier franchise that nobody cared about, especially in the west and this is even after Marth/Roy got into Melee. Now it gets seven fighters, half of which play so fucking similarly they could've just been costumes, and a few of which are so braindead retarded easy to play they top tier lists and pollute online like nobody's business. I ran into a train of three straight Roys, a Chrom, and two Lucinas in a row the other night, and you know damn well it's not because people really like FE.

It's an okay series, and I get why people like it, but when a franchise like Zelda, with five reps and only two of them not named Link, gets shafted for more anime garbage with the same "sword + counter + maybe a gimmick" moveset and they start just straight up making objectively better versions of THE SAME CHARACTERS, there's a real problem.

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The fact that Joker's not out. The eventual disappointment that I'll feel when he doesn't have his Shujin Winter uniform as an alt.

But for real, the single player contact is fucking terrible.

>64
>Gets a pass because it started the series. Has Classic, unique Board the Platforms and Targets for everyone
>Melee
>Adventure, Classic, unique Break the Targets, event mode, trophy minigame and collection lets you learn about Nintendo characters you may not have seen before
>Brawl
>Target Smash takes a hit, but has Subspace - taking Melee's adventure to the next level, Trophy gun game, VC demos, event mode, classic, same deal with trophies
>3DS and Wii U
>Bit of a mix and match of good and bad content, but 3DS has Smash Run which is amazing alone
>"Ultimate"
>Events removed, home run content removed, target Smash removed, SP adventure is just glorified versus matches with no adventuring, stickers have no lore, the greatest added SP thing, bosses, is ruined by being beyond under utilised with most characters just facing Master/Crazy Hand at the end of Classic

i usually come across people online who don’t approach or who camp, but when i actually come across people who are challenging and who i want to fight it lags

every
fucking
time

This, I fucking hate the GSP system so much. Punishes you ridiculously hard for losing and sometimes barely gives you shit for winning. Even if it doesn't really mean anything, there's a problem when a 80k GSP Ganondorf can walk into a fight with a 3mil Y.Link and be expected to win. And that's not even getting into the face that your ruleset is not guaranteed and you can get cheesed out by itemshitters or stage picks.

I don't know why For Glory got scrapped, maybe Sakurai is just salty that nobody wants to play with fucking items on, but for the love of shit, it was better than this.

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>complaining about tierwhores
>Not being able to easily dab on the trendchasers
Be the change you want to see in the world

Single-player gripe: I wish they'd unfuck how the counters on the Spirit Board work. It's a mess. The number in the upper right is NOT the number of Spirit Battles you've cleared; it's the number of unique Spirits you currently own. Want to know how close you are to getting all those "CLEARED!" marks? Tough. The number won't tell you, and neither will the check marks on the Spirits themselves. Both of those denote ownership, regardless of how you got the Spirit. I'm pretty sure there's no way to check on Spirit Battle clear completion, and since there are other ways to get Spirits, it adds this minor-but-annoying feeling of "maybe you HAVEN'T actually done everything yet".

To be fair, they're patching more stuff in the future. Maybe more Single Player is going to be part of it.

>rob
>hazardless corneria
>obviously picks this to cheese his down b and dair
>exactly what he fucking does
gsp shitters are in full force tonight lads, no wins for me

I get the feeling that;s going to be the case, which also irks me if it ends up becoming a thing like with Splatoon and Kirby Star Allies where they release a very bare game and dripfeed free updates so a year later it's like the complete game you thought you were buying last year.

D-throw d-smash only works on total shitters now, just do uptilt

The fuck? You can't cheeze rob dair it has like a million frames of startup

also was laggy as shit
and then my next match was also laggy
is it too hard for these retards to use a goddamn lan adapter?
at least the few friends i play online that have wifi have actually decent fucking internet.

The matchmaking. Holy fucking shit the matchmaking.

Constantly against people 1.5M+ above me and getting my ass kicked

you can on the nose and jet of the great fox. hit box goes all the way through them and covers the ledge

I just want people to fucking approach.
That's why I miss dash to jump momentum: Can I really blame, say, a Falcon player from being cautious and using bait & punish tactics when he's just doing with what the game gave Falcon: He doesn't have much that's safe or can even throw off. With dash to jump momentum though, it'd be a whole other story.
I also really just don't like how some " raw " moves became that good. It's not a problem once you get better, but at lower level of plays, it just means bad players will be spamming these moves: I wish there was another way, and that Smash could somehow incentivize & teach its players to play a better neutral, centered around tools enabling potential to do great damage, given the right execution. I was messing around with Roy and I was so underwhelmed at how Double Edge Dance rules his moveset. He's really close to being cool, but the game, given the options at hand, really wants to make sure you know finishing the combo with a 27% Double Edge Dance is the right way to go, usually resetting back to neutral.
I'm still having fun with the game, just think it could be better.

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foxtrotting
can we agree this is the dumbest fucking shit and should just be stigma'd to being a brainlet

I am mad because there is no person on this planet who can defeat me, and I don't even consider myself good.

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Why would it suddenly not be a port? Lol, don't bother answering because I'm leaving and don't have time to argue with down syndrome Trash 4.5 players.