Detective pikachu

It's certainly nice

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>Horrifying live action Sonic werewolf furry thing
Seriously what the fuck were they thinking with that shit?

I want to fuck him so bad.
IMAGINE HIM JUMPING UP AND DOWN YOUR COCK.

Everything past two is trash.

Holy fuck didn't even notice that big guy.

Giegue's in the movie? Cool.

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>team sonic
>thinking

Pick one and only one

hahaha

I'd assume Nintendo or TPC are behind that in some way. It's the perfect opportunity to take the Genwun mentality out behind the shed and open up marketing for the other soon to be seven gens.

They both make me think 'what the fuck are they doing' but Detective Pikachu is doing it in a way that makes me curious versus sonic making me repulsed.

Its the correct choice to tease mewtwo. Every fucking dad taking his kids to see this movie is gonna know who that fucker is

Odds on it formchanging just to fuck with people who don't know there are 3 Mewtwos now?

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Mewtwo shows up in the game, too. Though the movie version is the only one ever shown with creepy human teeth.
youtu.be/Vh3Lt1BQaQw

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The movie version of detective pikachu is pretty much the same as the game with characters and voices changed
I would've bought it if it wasn't piss easy

That's what he said. Mewtwo is the obvious choice to get a wider audience interested but ultimately a boring choice for actual fans.

imagine fucking her

>her
Its genderless you pig

>they shrunk his thicc thighs
What the FUCK

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Actual fans don't have to be your audience. Actual fans are over.

Isn't that Christine's wife?

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Gender Unknown, actually. 'Genderless' is a mistranslation; the only reason the concept is even a thing is because it's a game mechanic to prevent players from breeding Legendaries and Mythicals - they're supposed to be 'unique'. Several Legendaries and Mythical introduced are clearly one sex or the other, and a few are actually members of an entire species (for example, there's a mama Lugia in the anime). Canonically, there's at least 2 Mewtwos - the male from Kanto/the first movie and the female clone made by a copycat group (either Team Plasma of Flare) found in Kalos/Best Wishes series.

>anime
>canon to the games

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>the energy it's actually coming out of his patch
holy molly

No shit, in the first trailer everyone understood that the shaking earth part was either him or Groudon

Why is none complaining that Ash is now black instead of Japanese?

I hope they just have a Yorkie in the movie and call it a Herdier.

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There's two in the games, too - one from Kanto (which canonically ends up in Giovanni's possession as of USM), and one in Kalos. The Kalos one's backstory in-game was clearly made to reference the female one's from the anime despite it being an entirely separate universe, like it or not. So yes, there's at least two separate ones in the games.
Also, it's pretty obvious that the Mew the original Mewtwo was cloned from in the games was female, despite Mew also being 'Gender Unknown' - it is stated to give live birth to its own clone (which is genetically modified after the fact), a direct reference to the cloning technique used to create Dolly the Sheep. So Legendaries and Mythicals DO have actual genders/sexes, even if they're officially listed as 'unknown'.

He has always been a Nigger.

My mums dog

Cuz we're not that autistic

ATTENTION

Real snorlax hours have commenced, sleepiness and happy dreams be upon us all boys

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did you really liked the Tim from the videogame? that Tim was ugly and disgusting, moreno Tim has expression and charm

Well he does look like a cat fetus as he's meant too, but he looks too asian with his small ass eyes.

that ludicolo is fucking terrifying.

Did you even read what I typed?

>4:35 am
Help me snorry boy

No thunderthighs, no ticket buy. Fuck this gay earth.

Dancy boi

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I'd hug the fuck out of a real Snorlax

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THICKER

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he cute

How thicc we talking?

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They were probably thinking horrifying furry is relatable to the fanbase

why do these pokemon all looks so fucking ugly bar pikachu?

Is 0 an option?

Because no one thought their untextured skin was fur

Secret option 0 is available

i wanna rub his tummy then sleep on it desu

>he's blocking the bike lane

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Where's real gardevoir? I have some fantasies that need fulfilling

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based

Does everyone carry flutes for situations like this or are there dedicated snorlax removal people?

I wonder how much of this movie is going to be "oh shit they're in" at random Pokemon. I'm definitely curious to see the depiction of a world where Pokemon are just hanging out in a normal city.

>shot of the snorlax blocking traffic
>later scene with a bunch of fighting types trying to lift it onto a tow truck in the background
Make it happen.

Oh fuck nice catch

>grown men holding hands with lopunnies
Careful what you wish for user

Actually looks good!

Somehow the lack of purple makes him less phallic.

I think that was the point.

>10:38am
HELP ME SNORRY BOY.

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imagine been forced to jumping up and down his cock

>thinks megaverse mewtwo isnt the one from kanto
>dispite the fact the blue and red of the megaverse don't have it or any of the legendary pokemon including the birds which coincidently appear in x and y.
>"BUT user WA ABOUT THE GOLD AND SILVER REMAKES/POKEMON GO"
neither of those are in the megaverse either. They are just remakes of the classicverse games with let's go possibly having it's own universe that's shared with pokemon go.

Until we get remakes of gens 1 and 2 that take place in the megaverse. Your tranny mewtwo theory can suck it especially because all appearances of mewtwo since that movie have kept his deeper, Male voice. Even if said mewtwo could mega evolve.

he seems really smol

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PLEASE TELL ME HE'S A FUCKING DRUNK WITH A MEXICAN ACCENT
PLEASE
I NEED THIS.

Looks like a Godzilla kaiju costume.
Why did they make this movie so goddamn ugly and cheap looking?

Pokemon other than Pikachu himself don't talk, but he does act drunk.

I wanna fuck him

It's a rock monster, it looks like rock, what else can it look like?

CLOSE ENOUGH!

Donutbutthole thicc.

>implying that GCI looking like a real costume is a bad thing

mewtwo a cute

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I think he looks kinda cute

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There's a video of him doing that to a charizard.

I would love this though.

>teletubby face

Please no, I hate this piece of shit enough as it is.

I don’t think Sonic team had much say here

Sega probably just sold the IP to the Jews with the largest pockets to do whatever

Yeah but that's a charizard. Mewtwo was made for human dick.

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Small details like this are making this movie seem not so shit? Like the fact that random Pokémon from all gens are in is pretty exciting

Am i the only one who thought the trailer looked terrible and cringey?

youtube.com/watch?v=1roy4o4tqQM

Hot monkey dick

that'd be awful.
give me a gardevoir, at least!

Well, you gotta catch em all.

HOOOOOLY SHIT
IS THAT A MOTHER MOVIE?