NO MORE MELEE AT EVO
I REPEAT
MELEE IS GONE
YOU CAN FINALLY GO TO EVO WITHOUT NEEDING A GAS MASK TO FILTER OUT THE STENCH OF UNWASHED PANTS SHITTING MELEE AUTISTS
PRAISE MR WIZARD
NO MORE MELEE AT EVO
I REPEAT
MELEE IS GONE
YOU CAN FINALLY GO TO EVO WITHOUT NEEDING A GAS MASK TO FILTER OUT THE STENCH OF UNWASHED PANTS SHITTING MELEE AUTISTS
PRAISE MR WIZARD
Ive heard all of these games except samurai showdown
Is it that popular?
It's a classic, beloved series that's been dead for a fairly long time. It's coming back with a new entry this year.
thanks God
melee players don't need evo anyway. all of them hate it now because they force fucking retarded rules and genesis is a much more improtant tournament than gay nigger evo. go google this information before you try to say i'm trying to cope fucking newfag.
>HURR DURR EVO BAD :(
Get the fuck out you autistic faggot
*dab*
salty boi
Good. Only autismos play melee
They deserve it for being such bitches about needing crtvs and a console that isn't in production anymore
Day of the soap is here!
blame nintendo for not porting melee to a newer console but porting trash 4 instead
Define retarded rules. As a note best of 3 for a game that commonly goes over isnt retarded.
>No doa6
I'm sad now.
based!
dab on those stinky melee players xdd
Core values got mcribs fucked up
That is the worst evo line up I've seen, just when you think melee finally being out would be a good sign. What will be the mainstage game? Kekken?
COPE
C O P E
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They could play on dolphin or something. It's technically legal
>portfag
You either never played smash 4 or don't have ultimate
cringe
It's a port and nothing you can say will every change that. You are a delusional autistic retarded faggot.
>YOU CAN FINALLY GO TO EVO WITHOUT NEEDING A GAS MASK TO FILTER OUT THE STENCH OF UNWASHED PANTS SHITTING MELEE AUTISTS
but smash ultimate isn't smelly?
the game with literal 15 year olds and people who shit their pants during a match as players?
take a shower
>re-release gamecube controllers for smash
>they aren't even broken
Fucking nintendo I swear.
>wasn't that an actual strategy for melee? Didn't know it happened for Ultimate. Also 15yo kids aren't as disgusting as obese neckbeards.
all smash players are smelly and the main smash game is still there. nothing has changed. nothing is saved
>melee players don't need evo anyway
>melee players keep saying this
>Okay, no more evo for you
>waaaaaah
I love the trash 4.5 players' smell because I'm underage and autistic like them. I want MkLeo to shit his pants while I"m wearing a gasmask with a tube attached to his ass while he nairs over and over.
>UNIST shit
Nintendo will always be more relevant than your shit game. Melee can take a break from the spotlight
@452557085
who are you quoting
Who are you quoting?
Typo, brb killing myself.
it's not even out lmao