Breath of the Wild was so good
Breath of the Wild was so good
Connor Ortiz
Lincoln Ross
lol xD
Camden Phillips
Bump for more of this
Hudson Allen
fuck the peace signs
Load the chopper, let it rain on you
Oliver Foster
>three times
why don't people say thrice
Jose Cooper
Mipha was cute! CUTE!
Ryan Hall
>Not Sidon
Samuel Evans
Based Zora tastes
Levi Baker
The only one who deserves Link is Revali
Isaac Jones
But he's dead
Logan Watson
This. Also, why is Link the top in most Sidon porn?
Ryder Hill
Ghost blowjob
Kayden Edwards
What was the BEST enemy in the entire game?
Kevin Robinson
Happy family
Zachary Stewart
This is the ending we deserved
Angel Howard
Wyatt Sullivan
the guardians cos they are easy as fuck to kill
Brody Carter
i choose to believe that link still loves mipha and accidentally calls zelda by her name during sex.
zelda knows he doesn't love her but just stays in the relationship depressed because she's got nothing else left.
Asher Thomas
WOO WOO
Gabriel Johnson
>they dont know it is canon
>they never unlocked that cuscene
Jordan Carter
Ryder Flores
TEETHY BLOWJOB
Isaiah James
Breath of the Wild was a flawed, 8/10 game. I do hope Nintendo improves upon the formula and the next game is a 9/10 or 10/10, but I doubt they will.
Jayden Harris
>everyone at Zora's Domain remarks on how much they loved each other
>jealous innkeeper remarks that Link chose Mipha over her
>Mipha was literally about to propose to him before she died
If I were him I wouldn't even want my memories back. At least with amnesia there's no pain.
Luke Cooper
>this SFM
Wyatt Jones
He was a dickhead though, m8.
If we're going nohomo here, Mipha was the best waifu by far, but she ded too, and got NTR'd by Zelda.
Connor Ward
Seriously though, Mipha can't compete with double dick
Christian Rodriguez
what if she has double vagina
Kevin Bennett
>no big sweaty balls
Ethan Stewart
maybe more
Brody Collins
link probably drinks heavily and beats zelda after getting his memories back, but they put on a good show for the public to keep up appearances and keep morale up
Cooper Butler
imagine the smell
Benjamin Green
she is already a fish retard
Jace Wright
reminder that you will never experience true love and you will have to settle for someone who has already had their share of experiences and will never see you as their one and only.
You are destined to be a dehumanized organism for someone to settle on.
Justin Edwards
Lonk has the master sword and the temple of time.
He has to go back and save that fish.
Aaron Lopez
My nigguh
Matthew Wood
Sounds like we have the next game right here
BREATH OF THE WILD 2: QUEST FOR FISH WAIFU
Levi Thompson
>tfw link fucked and fell in love with a fish
>tfw link forgot her after being revived and fuck Zelda
Man Mipha’s ghost must be heart broken
Daniel Carter
Dominic Morales
Now I kinda wish there was moment where Sidon gives you Mipha diary and tells you that it’s filled with Miphas for Link and he wants you to have it. You’re given the option to read it or not, but if you read it, it triggers a memory of Link returning his feelings to her. After the cutscene ends Link noticeably looks sad for a bit before returning to gameplay
Jaxson King
Julian Sanchez
Bentley Gonzalez
It was shit but that was a good ship
Thomas Gray
Wasn't Sidon the fish chicks sister, it would be wierd if link hooked up with his dead girlfriends sibling.
Samuel Garcia
Sidons a guy.
John Kelly
Brandon Williams
women do not 'respond to feelings'
they respond to confidence, which is as simple as selecting nicer clothes and staying physically active
quit falling for this demoralization shit, the wimpy ass need for someone to agree with you
no one will ever agree with you, no one will ever accept your weakness, your deep feelings dont matter, and none of that will in any way prevent you from having anything you want
Luis Brown
Fuck I want a fish waifu
Josiah Brown
I guess you guys didn't play the DLC in which Mipha admits defeats in a similar vein to Paya suggesting that their relationship never proceeded beyond a one sided crush. Much like Paya everyone besides Link could clearly see her feelings.
True endgame is Riju
Cooper Jackson
Nice projection.
Stop trying to hit up stacys, lower your standards and meet people that genuinely care about you
Brody White
Mipha's got BIG chompers!
Alexander Long
Why do fish have boobs?
Asher Murphy
Michael Ross
someone in this thread is projecting alright
I'm not sure how I could possibly lower my standards any more than a stacy
they are morally filthy in almost all cases
they aren't even suitable as a friend until they're way past 30 and learn their true value
Kevin James
Good thing I love shark teeth
Liam Ortiz
To feed children and me
Josiah Moore
who knows
Nicholas Russell
oxygen tanks
Samuel Johnson
>Zelda lectures Link about how the silent princess is an endangered species
>let's rip a bunch of them and give her!
Henry Garcia
Fish don't need oxygen to breathe, you brainlet
Bentley Hall
I WANT TO FUCK THAT FISH
Michael Cruz
Link is fucking obsessed with Zelda even prior to recovering his memories.
And once he recovers them he only wants to see ehr smile again according to his japanese journal entries.
Mipha never got the same treatment.
Benjamin Baker
Here you go
Jordan Barnes
Henry Barnes
This Zelda was so overrated. Paya and Mipha both literally leagues ahead of her
Austin Reed
>user tells you what to do because you’re clearly angry at women for not licking your small pee pee
Stop being a fag. This is why nobody likes you.
Parker Scott
Luis Walker
When you meet her
John Lopez
Brody Perez
When you get to know her
Jayden Morris
I'm sick of them forcing Zelda on us. Like in SS where they push her on you the whole game, I cared more about Peatrice than I did about her. If Link is really supposed to be a stand in for the player then let me choose dammit. Go back to the dating sim elements they had planned in OoT.
Joshua Rodriguez
What the fuck bros. Why is this fish turning me on so much?
Noah Miller
Easton Mitchell
This.
Her brother was way better.
Nathaniel Bell
Christian Jones
Reasons
Cameron Scott
sex with Mipha!
Colton Morales
This is why BOTW makes more sense if he's a completely different persona via cloning.
Like, with regards to Link's total non-reaction to remembering anything or even everything. He's a little 'too' stoic and I understand that may be the point in some sense, but he feels as though he as no firm context into the world or who he once was.. And even then, him being a 'new person' via cloning would give the player's choices a little more validity or initiative.
You don't have the skills of real Link, you're way more distracted, you only really share his homonculus-like determination to complete things. I dunno, I think it's an idea at least.
Josiah Harris
Hold the fuck up, Mipha x Link was a thing?
I know Mipha had feelings for Link but they were reciprocated? I've 100%'d everything but Koroks in BotW and I don't remember this
Jeremiah Johnson
Lynels because it's more difficult to stunlock them than all of the other weaklings
Gavin Wood
It's never explicitly stated but heavily implied. One big clue is the Innkeeper who does mention Link choosing Mipha over her.
Levi Parker
Boyardee is a shit, wind waker had better rito designs
Isaac Price
Jack Lopez
I WANT TO FUCK THID FISH
Hudson Nelson
it was implied but the DLC, namely Mipha's diary, implies harder that they weren't reciprocated. We have nothing concrete about Link's personal feeling towards her or any girl for that matter
Jackson Robinson
Peatrice based
Samuel Russell
Camden Price
Why the fuck to fish like Link so much?
Michael Gomez
>you will never cum inside Mipha's fish pussy over and over, relentlessly trying to get her pregnant, until the Goddesses give up and allow half Zora half human babies to happen
David Morales
It must suck to be a Zora with a human fetish and watch the human you love grow old and die while you stay pretty much the same age.
Blake Barnes
POST FLIPPERS
Adam Johnson
>Link is really supposed to be a stand in for the player
He isn't.
NoA removed his personal input from the journal in BOTW for whatever retarded reason for example.
Caleb Bennett
Why are fish people so long-lived, anyway?
Hudson Howard
Levi Morgan
human-ish Mipha is better. Fishes are for eating.
Ryder Robinson
someone decided that they wanted other elf aspects in their game besides pointy ears
Brandon Foster
Not just botw zoras really like link.
btw the dots on the top side of her head are eyes
Brody Myers
Samuel Rivera
>It must suck to be a Zora with a human fetish and watch the human you love grow old and die while you stay pretty much the same age.
This is a trope I've seen talked about on /tg/, but one of the things they've discussed was the notion that some Elves actually LIKE dating and fucking Humans because of their short life span means you get to experience the entire breadth a long term relationship has to offer in a fraction of the time.
You could settle down, have some kids (who will actually live longer), and grow old with your spouse in the length of, like, "15-20 elf years" and still be young enough to either do it again or move onto an Elven relationship with your experience. I'm not saying it'd be for everyone, but some Elves would be into it.
Asher Sanders
>Speaking further to GameSpot, Aonuma added that he didn't want people to think too much about Link's gender, because the character is supposed to represent the player. "The reason for that is because, for me, Link is the player," said Aonuma to GameSpot. "And I don't want to look too closely at, or give too much information about, who the player character is, because it's supposed to represent the player--him or herself."
>"The character's a hero, and represents the player in the game, so I leave that to the player to decide what the characteristics are of the player character, because it's supposed to represent him or herself. If that makes sense!"
Oliver Garcia
Levi Thompson
Soulless
James Russell
Jayden Turner
So do zoras have vaginas?
like would they even feel good to fuck?
Chase Jones
no thanks
Brody Sanders
It hurts but I think it would hurt Mipha far more if Link forgot her completely.
Jacob King
Mipha... easy on the salmon
Matthew Murphy
Can you fuck Mipha?
>I can
Nolan Brooks
Okay, so I finished Breath of the Wild just then, I did all the shrines before going off to fight Calamity Ganon.
First of all, I really enjoyed this game overall. It has its flaws (dungeons, shrines, enemy variety, Champions weren't fleshed out, etc.,) but I really think it's one of the better Zelda games. Lots of fun, Mipha best girl, all that.
Second of all, I know the game was about the journey rather than the destination. I get that.
But fuck, man:
>Divine Beasts do half Ganon's health, that's expected
>But still underwhelming because I do that much damage with my sword plus Urbosa's upgraded lightning in almost as much time
>Have a brief cool moment where I'm shooting Beast Ganon from atop the ancestor of his old horse, the Giant Horse
>Accidentally shoot off half his health without even realising it
>Battle is over before I know it
>Zelda waves her hand, expected that
>30 seconds spent with Zelda
>At least the post credit scene was nice
I was planning on setting aside my entire evening for this finale. It took me like five minutes.
Just beforehand I gave over the three dragonflies to that little girl for her birthday, and that felt like a much better moment.
I'm looking forward to the sequel, but I have this new problem now, since I didn't really feel much catharsis here: I almost WANT the BotW sequel to be set in the same area, when Link/Zelda are fixing up Hyrule, even though that'd mean a lot of recycling.
In my mind that sounds supremely lazy, but I want more of this story, dammit. Make me feel like I actually did something. Make me feel like the supporting cast actually did something. Fuck.
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? I'm running out of sidequests. Should I go emulate Link's Awakening? Play something else?
I need to quash the void before it starts in earnest.
Robert Robinson
They explicitly don't have nipples, so they're probably air bladders for floating and attracting mates. Despite what one might think: you can justify a feature on an organism just because it looks good- sex appeal is literally a deciding factor into how beings look.
>So do zoras have vaginas?
I wana say they have a cloaca since they lay eggs. Basically one omni-hole: pussy, asshole, if they're male it has a cock in there too. Zora's probably have a pair of prehensile dolphin cocks though.
>like would they even feel good to fuck?
Probably or they wouldn't do it. Their pussy muscles would probably be super fucking strong though- flex your dick right down something fierce.
Christian Sanders
FISH
PUSSY
Thomas Mitchell
great now I have feelings for a fish
thanks for nothing v
Nicholas Young
Elijah Robinson
The Final boss was really disappointing. Like the first phase was okay enough but the second phase where he turns into beast Ganon and you're on horseback I was like "oh SHIT, this is where it gets REAL" and instead he just stands still, shooting a laser in the same direction, waiting for you to arrow him to death. It feels like they rushed it.
Eli Watson
She states that she asked him to choose, she didn't say if he actually made a pick. Could be that he just didn't respond to that before Ganon's attack
Nolan Jackson
Ever had a threesome?
Nicholas Russell
Tell me about it.
At one point I got knocked off my horse and he just got stuck in his hoof.
I was waiting for Ganon move at all before I got back on, and by then I'd shot off half his health anyway.
He'd managed to veer slightly to the left, and then I killed him.
For a boss of that size they didn't take advantage of that at all. Should've been crazy charges and jumping into clouds and shit.
Jace Moore
where do you think we are?
Daniel Allen
It should have been a world boss, or at least one that moved around all of Hyrule field, charging at you, forcing you to jump off your horse and aim glide, grab on to him like the Stone Talus, etc, take advantage of all the mechanics given to you until that point. It would've been the perfect cap on the game.
Josiah Jenkins
>Zoomer shit
You know, cause "trice" is not in their dictionary. Opinion discarded.
Joshua Robinson
>you can justify a feature on an organism just because it looks good
But why would it even look good on a species that does not breastfeed? Why would they even evolve to look like humans? Do reptiles in real life have "boobs" because it helps them reproduce? No, they don't, because it makes no evolutionary sense to even have boobs in the first place.
Chase Gonzalez
WELCOME TO THE TRICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Joseph Watson
>Free climbing is a major new mechanic in the game
>At least one miniboss can already be climbed on
>Final boss is a fucking enormous monster
>You don't climb on it, it's just a glorified shooting gallery
Easily one of the biggest wastes in the history of the series.
Hunter Collins
Yeah, thinking on it, the boss from the Champions Ballad DLC felt way more like that, a final boss where you had to know (ish) how to play the game.
That wasn't exactly a great boss fight either but it felt closer to what BotW should've been going for.
It was kinda cool how it was made of pure Malice, but since Malice damages you as soon as you touch it...
Zelda should've given us Gloves of Light or some dumb shit, then we could've climbed it and stabbed Ganon right in his third eye.
Jayden Scott
The Argonian excuse. The god that makes them wanted them to have tits.
Nathaniel Barnes
>Evolution
>In Zelda
Gerudo males are born every 100 years and Goron females may or may not even exist.
The Zora look human because the Goddesses demand it.
Aaron Brown
Dolphins have mammary glands, it's not farfetched that Zoras could develop boobs
Gavin Morgan
Why do Argonians have tits
Isaiah Allen
i agree
Nathaniel Morgan
...
Sebastian Rogers
Dolphins are not fish though
Nicholas Cook
Neither are Zora.
Sebastian Collins
Based gods
Josiah Phillips
boners
Henry Brooks
I'd say if evolution exists then the Gerudo are the ultimate organism. Essentially you'll always have Gerudo so long as there's at least one Gerudo and men willing to fuck them
Sebastian Ward
This game can be so fucking retarded at times
Leo Davis
God damn I want to rub my face against that.
Ryan Johnson
>Essentially you'll always have Gerudo so long as there's at least one Gerudo and men willing to fuck them
So there'll always been Gerudo, then.
Ethan Bennett
Jace Evans
Zoras are sharks, not Dolphins you retarded nigger.
Grayson Evans
this webm is obviously intentional, anyone whos played to this point would know the blood moon is about to happen. funny, but.
Gavin Sanders
>Zora
>not a fish
Noah Perez
Imagine if Gerudo really are equipped to cool down their spouses by breastfeeding. Evolution at its finest.
Asher Thomas
>Whales your path
Zora are based on aquatic animals generally.
Logan Powell
Zora are Zora you faggot.
Carson Morales
there'll always be Gerudo unless you're really thorough about your genocide. As to whether there've always been Gerudo I'd say no. I assume they started out like a normal race and gradually became monogendered and developed some strange reproductive abilities that reduce the input of the males genes
Henry Allen
and yet men are barred from the city. I suppose it keeps the Hyrule milk industry from gong under
Connor Gray
I made that webm, it's not intentional. I thought the particles effects were from the corruption from the eye thing and not from the red moon. Also I didn't know the red moon would restore the corruption since I thought that was just part of the labyrinth puzzle.
Parker Garcia
That's still a shark you mouth breathing faggot. Are you blind or just retarded?
Ryder Jackson
They do have jew noses, business always comes first.
Asher Anderson
No, they're fish called Zora, nigger
Jason Sanchez
Son with the ridge pattern on his white bits he's obviously supposed to look like a blue whale like that one whale pokemon.
Lucas Edwards
is that why they appear to not only be wealthy but flaunt their wealth shamelessly with even the poorest citizens having gold lined clothing and wearing gems. On top of that they have the largest standing military in the game and one hell of a security network that can detect men coming in from above in the dead of the night
Brayden James
wtf happened in this webm
Jaxon Hughes
>there'll always be Gerudo unless you're really thorough about your genocide
Well I did get sick of having to dress up every time I visited.
Sometimes I feel like Ganon has the right idea.
>As to whether there've always been Gerudo I'd say no.
The "been" in my post was a typo, but interesting idea.
I'm tempted to disagree, though. Din seems to be the patron of both Gerudo and Gorons, and they're both monogendered. Maybe not entirely but it's rare to see outside of Ganondorf.
I feel like there's some deeper meaning to that but I'm not sure what it could be.
Are you? That lined, light coloured belly is a dead giveaway to the blue whale inspiration.
Not to mention the artbook literally says the king is based on blue whales. Hell, the only Zora in BotW that they say is based on a shark is Sidon, with his hammerhead.
Oliver Green
A pity Nintendo ditched the other gods because it's nice having the other races have a different culture even to the extent of worshipping a different deity. It doesn't even need to be the 3 goddesses. The return of the Goddess of the Sands, Jabu Jabu and the like is sufficient
Aaron King
lots of Omega-3
Ayden Brown
I meant to say brother
Cameron Rogers
because they do
Michael Jones
>no flippers
Josiah Cooper
Was Link truly a scalefag for the fishy pussy?
Austin Torres
i dunno but i sure am
Gavin Jackson
no Mipha was a fur/hair fag
Andrew Garcia
They still do that. The Rito worshipped Valoo in Wind Waker. Midna also mentions "Guardian Dieties" of the Twilight Realm but we don't get to see them. The Lokomo also worship "The Spirits of Good" who shackled Malladus with the Spirit Tracks. The Gorons also worship a "Mountain Goddess" in that game.
Kayden Evans
I'm talking about BotW where everyone worships Hylia
Kayden Lopez
Numerous characters in zora area talk about your relationship
It's implied that they were together long enough for Mipha to want to propose to link given the description of zora armor
Brandon Miller
Nicholas Scott
>They still do that
>Proceeds to list examples ranging from a decade old to almost two decades old
Parker Butler
You could see that as being because BotW is so far in the future that the cultures homogenized and now everyone worships Hylia. Possibly because Hyrule is "united" by then and Hylianism was forced on them as part of it.
Jackson Bennett
i bet she cried for links name as she died
Alexander Adams
>cute twink thread
Oh coo-
>female fish
y'all gay as hell
Brandon Roberts
>Mipha
FUCKING
Y A W N
A
W
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Evan Baker
Go back to /cm/.
Carson Clark
The only games after Spirit Tracks were Skyward Sword, Link Between Worlds, and Breath of the Wild. No Triforce Heroes doesn't count. The story is non-existent in that game.
Skyward Sword is before civilization was invented and Hylia's the focus so of course it's not going to be in that.
Link Between Worlds basically doesn't touch on that subject at all.
And then Breath of the Wild is in the future.
Dylan Cruz
yeah but looking at how the races are it looks more like they unified because of trade rather than a military takeover and that kind of homogenisation isn't the sort that'd result in a state religion
Jaxson Ortiz
Fuck off and make your own threads instead of complaining.
Jonathan Nelson
they’re zora
James Bailey
So was Mipha x Link cannon in that game? At least it was heavily implied
Cooper King
It's Canon that mipha loved link, but link is totally unreadable
Wyatt Wood
Didn't have to be a military take over, they could have sent missionaries to them that converted them to Hyliaism. I feel like that would be more likely in BotW's time when than in OoT's time period, when the factions were still very much at odds with each other, coming out of the Hylian Civil War.
Noah Ramirez
It's heavily implied, but never explicitly stated to be reciprocated. Because they're cowards.
Robert Lewis
implying the Gerudo wouldn't just fuck male missionaries and sell stuff to the female ones. It sorta seems like the Gerudo used to revere the 7 Heroines but even that isn't all that sensible since it turns out they are just the Sages but with their identity lost over time. I'd have thought Nabooru would have been elevated to near godlike reverence but only Urbosa who seems to be some kind of history nut even acknowledges her and her ties to Nabooris. A far cry from how the Zora have records of Ruto
Aiden Thompson
The Gerudo are sometimes described as nomadic people so it's possible they never remained in one place long enough to keep many records, at least before establishing Gerudo Town.
Jordan Miller
>Marrying a corpse
Blake Moore
>not getting Mipha to possess Zelda's body and then fucking her through proxy
Think outside the box, fucker
Colton Johnson
Chase Davis
Ian Sanchez
I want to see Mipha get raped in front of Link.
Brandon Fisher
I want to see you get raped in front of your mom.
Connor Ortiz
Stupid beta dead fish
Julian Phillips
>Zelda is still aware
My god.
Wyatt Garcia
>Zelda comes home from a long day of work
>Sees Urbosa's shoes at the door
>Walks towards her and Link's bedroom
>Hears intense moans and soft slapping sounds
>Peeks inside to see Link's arched back as he thrusts into the large Gerudo warrior
>They're both covered in sweat, completely absorbed in the act of lovemaking
>With one last thrust of his hips, Link shoots his seed deep within her fertile womb, right before leaning in for a lover's kiss
>Urbosa notices Zelda and beckons her inside with a finger
>Zelda sheepishly enters, surprised to see Urbosa, since she's normally not scheduled for today
>Turns out Link called her up for a quick booty call
>Gives her a little peck on the cheek before going to grab a bite to eat
>Urbosa props herself up and requests that Zelda clean her up so she can help get started with dinner
>Zelda hesitates for a moment, before walking over to her
>Kneels down at the foot of the bed and pries Urbosa's lips apart to reveal the thick globs of Link's cum
>A sharp pang of embarrassment rolls over her as she tentatively laps up their love juices
>Urbosa moans in pleasure, grinding her unkempt firey crotch into the royal girl's face
>Ends up squirting all over her
>Pats her on the head gently, then asks her to finish cleaning the bedroom and join them for dinner once she's done
Jacob Kelly
I trust you have posts for the other girls cucking Zelda.
At least Mipha.
Logan Green
Thomas Long
Jayden Nguyen
Wait a minute, is that knuckles? Knuckles from sonic games? Is he gay or what?
Ian Butler
Why does she wear the choker?
Justin Rivera
>link and daruk being idiots in the background
Camden Sullivan
Jacob Ramirez
Why do zoras have a second spine coming out of their heads?
Sebastian Scott
I want to pap Paya's papayas
Parker Bennett
Camden Fisher
Because Sidon is like three times his size
William Foster
Mipha was planning to give Link the hand-made Zora armour which was a sign of proposal. It's why it fits him perfectly, she made it for him.
Liam Jones
I love Zelda! She's the cutest and the best! The best ever! A cute princess Zelda! Yes! She's very cute and very feminine! She sounds like a proper lady and a proper princess! Very cute! She even knows how to cry! Cries like a princess in english! Not a robot! Doesn't cry like a baby! Ladylike! Dresses like a princess! Very modest! Cute turtleneck! Cutie patootie! Cute hairclips! Knows how to accessorize! Fashionable! Fingerless gloves for warmth and dexterity! Plans ahead! Not short sighted! Spent 11 years praying! Dedicated! Likes to research! Curious! Not autistic! Has prayed on Mt. Lanayru! Only the wise are permitted a place upon the mountain! Smartypants! Yes! Cute with brains! Brains behind her forehead! Cute forehead! Cute eyebrows! Pointy ears! Cute pointy ears! Cute golden hair! Cute hairstyle! She is very lovely! I love her!!!!!
Mipha is a fish! Fish blood! Cold-blooded! Cold-hearted! Unloveable! Lives in water! Wet all the time! Sex-crazed slut! A dead fish in bed! Obsessed with elephants! Elephants shoot water! Doused all the time by an elephant! Colored red! The color of lust! Turboslut! Smells fishy! Baited easily! Expressionless face! Robot fish! No nose! Ugly! Wears ornate jewelry to distract from her un-nose! Ugly! Head is a shark! Yikes! Scary is not cute! Swims in water! Pees in water! Swims in pee! Yuck! Made armor for Link! Armor for the person she wants to marry! Link is Hylian! She's a Zora! Race traitor! Unloyal! Obsessed with healing! Healslut! Ready every 30 minutes! Town bicycle! Midget legs! Disproportionate! Ugly! Hidden forehead! Hides the ugly! Ugly forehead! Ugly face! Ugly fish! Ugly! Smelly gross ugly fish!!!!!
Justin Myers
To lure in their prey.
Charles Taylor
female fish lay eggs and male fish fertilize them directly. so link would just be cumming on a bunch of caviar.
Nicholas Sanders
His strong personal odor is like bait? No, really, many characters mention that he smells.
Benjamin Scott
that's hot
Ian Garcia
It's kinda creepy that she has known him since he was 4 when she was already a grown adult
Ethan Flores
shit you gotta give us more user
Ayden Clark
Because they are a fantasy race that was created by whatever beings created the world.
Caleb Taylor
Eli Turner
Gerudo have always been the patrician choice.
Even moreso now that they're all amazons.
>Urbosa know that Link loves the princess, but he's too shy to admit his sexual feelings for her
>Urbosa offers her body to Link, assuaging him that the two can have sex for practice so that Link will know how to please Zelda
>Link agrees after some convincing
>His cock slips past Urbosa's pink lips. He suddenly realizes that he's given her his virginity
>She feels heavenly. Does Zelda feel this good? He wasn't sure
>Urbosa teases him the entire time. Even though he's reluctant at first to kiss anyone but zelda, the two begin kissing deeply.
>Link is getting close. Urbosa breaks off the kiss and smirks.
>Link suddenly realizes that Urbosa has locked her legs behind him - sealing him in.
>He's so worried. He's going to spill every drop of his potent cum right into Urbosa's fertile womb.
>He finally resigns himself. There's no way he could love Zelda or anyone else now. He kisses Urbosa deeply and gives in.
Gerudo wammen are fun
Matthew Martin
this ganon has more personality than most without saying a word
Gabriel Barnes
Zelda already deleted most of his memories and made sure to keep only those where she is involved so that wouldn't happen
David Martin
Kissing is unironically my core fetish
I'm not even joking
Pic unrelated
Matthew Wood
>He finally resigns himself. There's no way he could love Zelda or anyone else now.
>Not just fucking every woman in Hyrule to ensure the hero can just reincarnate from wherever
It's like sheikah slate fast traveling but with your dick.
Wyatt Bell
and now Riju is granting him access to her bedchambers
Ethan Anderson
Joseph Brooks
Link could feel some sort of duty to breed the Gerudo. Think of it as moral eugenics.
They're going to produce Ganon eventually, but maybe that latent evil can be bred out by a man that is morally good.
So Link needs to be absolutely sure that every Gerudo gets knocked up with his heroic seed.
And, of course, Gerudo pussy would be bredy gud
Lucas Thomas
Should've known a shark would be a predator.
Chase Anderson
That comic was too good.
Jackson Ross
>Given enough time, the Gerudo will breed every other species out of existence.
Aiden Evans
Mipha is so cute, please post more of her.
Gabriel Miller
According to the artbook, Mipha's based on a dolphin.
Which, if you know anything about dolphins, makes it far worse.
Let Ganon sort em out.
Jacob Lopez
Leo Baker
just as it should be
Nathan James
Jackson Lee
it's a good thing they're socially retarded and even the successful ones only have 1 or 2 kids. Not to mention them all rushing back to the desert and not settling in with their husbands either taking over whole villages or creating Gerudo ghettoes
Jack Reed
Thomas Cruz
>Mipha will never hand you an ornate bowl of her caviar and then ask if she can watch you fertilize it.
Daniel Long
>SS Link and Zelda have a well developed relationship that is going from childhood friends to a romantic one and it drives Link to do anything to get her back
>user: I CARED MORE ABOUT THE GIRL THAT SUDDENLY DECIDES SHE WANTS TO FUCK LINK AFTER GOING TO HER STORE A COUPLE OF TIMES
Lincoln Rivera
Ian Baker
It's probably the single best western doujin
Xavier Jones
That's not how it works, user
Henry Cox
If Gerudo were more successful at catching men, the Hylean women would have to adjust their fashion and strategies to compete.
Owen Nelson
>Japanese childhood trope
>ever winning
Henry Wood
Whose to say that you can't knock her up while those eggs are in her?
Dominic Price
They are water elves, just like Gorons are big rock dwarves
Landon Young
I think they'd be some men who'd take Hylian wives over Gerudo because they want to have sons more than they want to fuck exotically beautiful women
Jason Rivera
There's a fuck-ton of them in the post-credits scene.
Alexander Turner
A shrinking minority.
Xavier Wilson
>fish faggotry
>no goron waifus
why
Liam Stewart
>colored lips
All hail Afrobull
Wyatt Jackson
>Random flower in a field.
>Father tells her that it's called a "Silent Princess".
>He was just giving her a hint to shut up for a while.
>She didn't get the hint.
Caleb Smith
Brandon Fisher
>easiest ennemy in normal mode
>toughest ennemy in hard mode
What were they thinking ?
Luke Jackson
Unironically diamond dick
Bentley Cook
That's why Urbosa and Riju are my favorites.
That light blue lipstick makes me want to fuck their faces so bad.
Ryan Phillips
They can only reproduce with humans and humans like tiddies
Angel Thomas
I don't think there even was a corpse after Ganon and Zelda were done with her
Nathan Nguyen
Blake Bell
>Every time Link looks her way, Mipha accidentally leaks out a few eggs.
Grayson Butler
Reminder that Mipha was cucked before she died
Daniel Rogers
so what do you think of Buliara then
Cameron Mitchell
I want to lick big Gerudo feet.
Dominic Nelson
implying that wouldn't result in a Gerudo eugenics program where they breed Hylians with each other just like Urbosa was doing with Link and Zelda. If they penetrate the royal family insuring Hylia' bloodline is absorbed into the Gerudo then they can actually make it law that there be x amount of Hylian couples to maintain the supply of men
Brayden Watson
>The store display in Gerudo Town is a century old mannequin modeled after Link.
>By the time he wakes up, Link has become the model of feminine beauty through the land.
>This will gradually take over Link's life after Hyrule has been saved.
Brandon Roberts
That's why OoT Zelda removed all the Gerudo from her Hyrule
Oliver Myers
But they are the easiest flowers to find in the whole game
Isaiah Gonzalez
it's no use because nintendo fucking killed 90% of the interesting characters in the game before it even fucking begins, the remaining 10% is kass
Eli Anderson
Caleb Mitchell
>Fish don't need oxygen to live
Everyone! Laugh at this brainlet!
Oliver Cox
Zelda's thoughts:
>"Link OMG! Oh Link OMG! So Cool! This will make you like me!"
Link's thoughts:
>"Fucking work. Damn family wanting me to be a knight. I should go back to being a fashion model in Gerudo Town. I miss my fish wife."
Jayden Russell
>Since Skyward Sword they are put in romantic light
>Hyrule Warriors states that Link and Zelda are bound by fate.
>BotW has Zelda unlock her powers from love
>Link wants only to see her smile again
>Despite this, anons want to fuck the cuck fish that couldn't talk clearly, died a hundred years ago or the amazon child.
Robert Morgan
>I miss my fish wife
Nah-nah.
Levi Nelson
>I should go back to being a fashion model in Gerudo Town. I miss my fish wife
Ruto is that you?
Xavier Ramirez
it's dem curves man.
Easton Carter
>implying hyrule warriors is canon
>implying link didn't have the hots for a fucking seagull once
lmaoing @ ur life
Hunter Cooper
The new characters were decent but they completely disappear from the plot after their quests aside from Riju's side quest of getting her helmet.
Juan Jones
>implying link didn't have the hots for a fucking seagull once
>gets his heart stolen by Tetra
>sequel has them kiss
Ayden Perez
I'm talking about Link's Awakening, user. Marin is his perfect woman. Literally the girl of his dreams.
Adam Richardson
Link should only be with Zelda, fuck you furfags and fishfags and you degeneracy.
Aiden Harris
But if Link only gets with Zelda every time wouldn't that lead to inbreeding?
Colton Rivera
I love Kass!
Lucas Ward
Link's sword belongs in a Gerudo sheath
Oliver Richardson
>You will never find your Mipha.
Eli Carter
Miphra was also tiny when they were kids though
Nolan Sanders
Even if you did, she wouldn't want you.
Bentley Evans
No, Link doesn't reincarnate along his bloodline, it's random
Andrew Thompson
He did in TP, where he was explicitly OoT Link's descendant
Isaiah Miller
Reminder: I won.
Joshua Johnson
Nintendo has know how it's done since 1998
Jordan Ortiz
The reason these threads exists is literally because of the assmad shippers user, let them post fanart.
Logan Bell
Will there ever be a version that runs smoother?
Henry Rivera
fish x link a shit
Xavier Diaz
What's canon is that the fish is dead, and Link's Hylian dick belongs to Zelda now.
Stay mad, fishfag.
Thomas Kelly
It's called emulating it on citra.
Nathan Martinez
you mean CEMU?
William Jones
loli gerudo a cute
they literally turn into freakish monsters as adults so it should be illegal for gerudo to reach puberty
Jaxson Gray
SS Zelda is cute. Her big honker only endears me more every time I see it.
Aiden Cox
Aside from the art team losing their aesthetic sense in the hip region and their bosoms shrinking from OoT I think they look pretty good
Henry Scott
Imagine they sat on you haha
Nicholas Taylor
Calm down, Zelda. You already won.
Jose Miller
Link might not have been interested, because zora women are hairless down there.
Kevin Anderson
They're hairless everywhere.
Easton Myers
Either that or each hero has loads of bastards. There is no way that ST Link isn't related to WW Link.
Tyler Cox
i am wondering what do you think Gerudo asses smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
Dominic Gomez
Well he carries food with him that can go bad easy so its not surprising.
Brody Cruz
MFW dis whole thread:
youtube.com
Sebastian Morales
And you will have the MGQ problem where there are not enough males because only girls will be born.
Also this is implying anyone would have sex with such abominations.
John Bennett
It's fine. Just let one man impregnate about 7 hyrulians
Nathaniel James
nah Gerudo wives and Hylian mistreses
Angel Roberts
No man would want to have sex with a Hylian after experiencing the bliss that is Gerudo pussy, just let the loser have multiple Hylian wives instead of a superior Gerudo one
Mason Sullivan
are you really a loser when your sons will be in super high demand by Gerudo and even daughters just mean an opportunity for sons further down the line. Also fucking a different woman every day of the week beats fucking one beautiful woman all the time
Evan Parker
American education
Nicholas Robinson
>Also fucking a different woman every day of the week beats fucking one beautiful woman all the time
People don't like to share. This can only end in bad news.
Bentley Lee
The first point is valid and can be seen as superior if you prefer to have a larger impact on the world, but a single Gerudo pussy is better than a harem of Hylian women
Nolan Stewart
I was kinda hoping there would be a twist in the reincarnation wheel where Zelda, Link and Ganon swap races to mix things.
Twist:
Ganon born as a Hylian is thought to be the Hero of Time
Link born as the only Gerudo male of his time is thought to be Ganon etc etc
Jose Wood
>Ganon born as a Hylian
So he's just a boy with no magic and no following?
Dylan Cox
Link would either be a coddled brat or an alpha chad with a Gerudo on both arms either way I don't see him being too outward looking
make him the prince. We've had a Hylian prince be an instigator of troubles before
Adrian Kelly
>make him the prince
Then why raceswap? If he's still royal he doesn't change in any way beyond skincolor
Connor Parker
the difference is everyone would trust him and him dealing with some rebellious Gerudo boy would be considered dealing with an insurgent rather than a villain trying to crush a hero. Link would by taking action actually be making things wore for the Gerudo until he exposes Ganon. Link vs not only monsters but also Hyrule's forces and being hated when he first enters a new area
Noah Harris
why does twilight princess seem to think link is disgusting?
Luke Hernandez
If Link was a girl and Mipha was a guy, the internet would be furious calling Mipha an obsessive pedophile and saying the whole "over 100 years old" a poor excuse.
Prove me wrong.
Chase Long
What's the difference? Can't reflect the beams anymore?
Benjamin Sanders
Why foes it matter?
Link is a fucking blank state you could easily say he was into her or he wasnt and he saw her more as a big sister
BOTW Link can be made for your convinience
Asking for the canon stance is pointless
Brandon Stewart
she can smell the musky imp juices on his dick