I can't wait

Gross, bongs need to removed, oh wait they're already being bred out of existence

>The optional bad guys in this game are the muslim grooming gangs
>if you choose a girl trainer and lose pokemon battle against a gang member, you'll be transported to a gang hideout to be 'groomed'

I wanna fuck the pokeprincess on the right

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There'll be a new sheep pokemon, a fighting type based on the Beefeaters with a dual-type move like Flying Press that involves a spear and is metal/fighting, and a not-muk that's a living black pudding. The mew equivalent will be themed after a chess queen.

you guys told me this once they make a good pokemon game, all the things i have seen is the samerehash garbage.

Thanks OP. Now I'm sad I won't get to have that Female Trainer design.

girl is cute.
change the boy's hair so girl won't look like the trap version of him.
>muslims
ummm sweetie, they're called asians

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That's Australia though.

>minding your own business trying to catch some pokemon
>get splashed with acid

I want to fuck that boy.

So like what happens if I don't bin that knife? Is it illegal to own and carry a knife in bongistan?

Why are they whiteish? Anglos are all mutts. Literal a cumdumpster for practically every race and nationality on the planet.

Oi m8, u got a loicense for that Pokedex

There won't be any top tier banter, which is the only thing those stupid bongs are good for, so what's the point?

BIN THAT KNIFE YOU WANKER

Fake and gay

lmao britbong cucks you love watching your little girls getting fucked by arabs

northern europe is still pretty pure tho. finns don't fucking count.

Oi, you got a loicense for that pokemon

I swear to god if the fanart spawned from this gen isn't overflowing with fluffly rich kid outifts, stupid hats and fancy dresses, I will burn Nintendo HQ to the ground.

OI YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT AEGISLASH M8

SWEDEN YES

FUCK now i need a teachy TV license

There's a good chance a spic wrote this post

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Which one?

Shouldn't Americans be asleep right now?

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>badges are replaced with licenses

>based on england
>characters are white
lol

>catch a pokemom
>get arrested for carrying a weapon

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Fake and gay, but post the full version of that qt on the right

>want to become pokemon master
>have to wait till I'm 18 for any that have sharp edges
>had to bin my pikachu because I accidentally got a STAB bonus

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>Brown Not!Lysander plotting to fire a super laser to blow up the planet
>Nothing wrong with this.

do the pokemon eat bad food and have horrible teeth? Otherwise it's not believable

what do you expect from the anti-brit memers? half the shit they push is made up or just incorrect

only 12 here so no

>England
Brownies confirmed. Thanks based Gamefreak.

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>Asian
Still kek

>constantly shit on America
>nobody cares
>tables are turned
>as expected euros can't handle the bants

OI

YEW

>dumbass yuros think they have any power on the American website of Yea Forums.

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x-ing my d rn

Yea Forums is a chinese website now

It’s always been a Mongolian tapesty weaving forum

>train a Growlithe to do the team rocket intro as a joke
>go to jail

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OI M8 U GOT A LOISENSE FOR DAT DERE POKEBALL

LMAO

OI M8 YOU BE NEEDIN A LOICENSE T'BE CARRYIN' 6 OF THEM POKECUNTS

I struggle to think of a more boring setting, please no.

found the ost for the villain team.
youtube.com/watch?v=7Ce4VepBjEs

Dropped.

>England
>Not Australia
>Not South America
>Not Italy
>Not Egypt
>Not Southeast Asia
Boring. What the fuck is there in england other than inbred whites and pakis. No interesting animals to adapt into pokemon, that's for sure.

>whites instead of asians
Unrealistic.

Fuck, English aesthetics are so nice.

Why is everyone assuming it's going to be bongland? Did I miss something? (Not leak related)

NAH I WANT AUSTRALIAN POKEMON REGION IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITES

Don't hold your breath, they somehow managed to make Hawaii fucking lame.

LOICESE

>Just England

England is the most boring part of the UK. Cannae wait to be independent from those FUCKS

Mild depression
But no Australia would be really kewl imagine a kangaroo hell Yah :3

Careful, spud, there might be a bit too much T&A in these games for your tastes.

>He thinks I'm a tattie-muncher
Hahahahaha

>want to travel to EU region
>have to wait real life days

Pretty likely everything will have that late 19th early 20th century aesthetic, like a Beatrix Potter book.

Will Poison types regularly being using Acid attack in my face?

You got a source for that?
That girl is really cute.

Kek

>left trainer is a girl
>right trainer is a boy
>bongland
Holy shit trans trainers confirmed?

I'd say the design of the region was fine actually, just the awful pacing and how each island you just do one lap and it's done I found really lacklustre.
I also just have little hope of the game being good so idk anymore

>Players wanted a Pokemon game like BotW
>Let’ give them a game where it’s always raining

>he doesn't like rain

>tfw all the region exclusive pokemans are being out bred out by the imported kantomons

>immigration talk
Well this won't get old.

>Enemy team wants to use ground pokemon to move england further away from yourope

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Tier lists for potential pokemon regions

>God tier
Mexico
China
Australia
India or Southeast Asia

>High tier
Greece/Italy
Peru
Egypt
Brazil

>Good tier
Iran/Iraq
Russia
British Isles
Scandanvia
US southwest

>Meh tier
Everything else

>pokemon LOI
>pokemon CENSE

>possibilities
>entire region is monotype poison

Eh...

Fucking kek

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>England region is urbanized and heavily populated
>Scotland region is Mountainous and cold
>Ireland region is rural and plain
>Wales region is hilly and forested
Sounds kino as fuck.

Inb4 pakis

>gameplay is constantly interrupted as characters have to stop to count the bongs on their fingers

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u got a loicense for that pokemon

youtube.com/watch?v=y2xeh6yockw

has the brexit shit happened yet?

>Enter the game
>Some kind of abhorrent, disfigured creatures roam desolated towns
>FUCK YEAH finally a horror pokemon game
>Throw pokeball at one of them
>"OYYY MATEY WHATCHA FING YA DOING DERE LADDY IT HURTY-HURT YA SURE YA WONKER GAT A LINCENSE FOR IT?"
>Realize those horid, mutated beings are the the natives
Make it happen.

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rain is kino fag

>get arrested for not having a pokeball loicense

>a not-muk that's a living black pudding

but a black pudding is basically a sausage- how would that even work?

I fucking hate my country though. England is a shithole.

True. I need to get the fuck out.

BIN THE HM01 MATE

>not using water pokemon to tow the entire country past the five-mile limit and then taking over with a pirate government

No that actually happened.

>written by an american

>Tweet about recent team rocket thefts.
>Get sent to jail.

>implying it ever will
they will remain one way or the other.

Fucking kek

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Absolute cuckolds
Fix your fucking country instead of being ashamed of it
England has a beautiful history stretching back into ancient times

We're full of working class retards who look and think like sacks of spuds. There's no convincing them.

not so easy when the entire government is rotten to the core

It cant be any worse than Australia. We have a fucking "National Sorry Day" for christ sake.
I'm coming to live in the UK within the next couple of years so dont worry I'll cause the second holocaust and fix everything.

>National Sorry Day

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It's going to be Mexico

Don't forget we can't have fun on Australia day anymore either because it's ''wrong'' and they changed the date of the hottest 100 just to spite everyone.

Absolute fucking disgrace
I work for the government and at our facility they had fucking "Hug An Aboriginal" and "National Sorry Day" fliers all around the place
They even hoisted the fucking abo flag

This should be punishable by the death penalty

First you will need Pokemon license

>go to major city
>see a group of protestors with a baby gumshoe balloon

Nah.

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Jesus Christ

So slowly crumbling dystopian Orwell dictatorship filled with Pakis?

So user, are you a girl (XY) or a girl (XX)?

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I hate britons, drunk soulless retards with no culure