Gen 8 is coming and I'm preparing for the worst, how about you?
Gen 8 is coming and I'm preparing for the worst, how about you?
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is it going to be as shit as LGPE?
>you will never be born in the Pokeverse and run around banging 10-year-olds
yes
Can't say, I will say I don't trust GF to do anything halfway decent nowadays and if it is LGPE2 then Pokemon will well and truly be dead to me
It's a horrid pain
I'm masturbating.
I hope we get more cute and funny girls, At the very least.
I want to bang the 20-year-olds instead.
>Hilda
>10 years old
>you will never be born in the Pokeverse and run around banging pokemon
fixed
The question is if they will add anymore pokewifes.
Plague pls
3d was a mistake.
There's nothing stoping you from going to a poor country and doing that.
>furfags
Hey, that's my screencap.
I'm preparing for that ass on my face.
bwahhh
I don't have high hopes for the series
Why are you making fun of your dad
built for boar cock
Predict the direct
They shill their current stuff and we get a Gen 8 trailer by the end.
That's the direct
let's hear it for the doujins
Those were better days.
>Gen 8 looks like shit
>Lets Go Johto
>Gen IV comes to virtual console
Almost three years ago, damn.
You holding up alright?
what a thing to say
I'm in the mood to play a pokemon. Are there any good romhacks? Looking for difficulty mods or anything particularly interesting really
>virtual console
L O L M A O
>Talk about nothing newsworthy for 6 minutes and 45 seconds
>10 seconds worth of teaser, nothing actually shown
>5 seconds for namedrop
>Are there any good romhacks?
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You're fucking telling me there's no switch equivalent to Virtual Console?
You wouldn't a psychic world-ending-capable cat, would you Yea Forums?
>Gen IV comes to virtual console
user this is literally Game Freak, at best you'll get it on the eshop at fullprice.
N-Never.
Unless you count monthly NES rentals, no.
I'm not even a smellfag and I'd still breathe it in
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The Switch shop has a bunch of Neogeo titles, and there's also NES for the online service But that's it. There's no such thing as "virtual console" on the Switch, and I have a hard time referring to the Switch's online store as the eshop when it lacks any visual style, music, reviews, and a number of other basic features.
>he doesn't know
I guess. I don't watch much anime anymore and I don't go on Yea Forums anymore. Also, Infected was 5 years ago.
No, but you get like some NES games with your online subscription.
I hope this time we get to choose between a boy and a girl and not between a girl and a boy that looks like a girl which has been the case since gen 4.
What about a girl who looks like a boy and a boy who looks like a girl?
I want to play as a 17 y/o girl that can do her nails and get fucked by her older bf.
>six min of talking about nothing, final minute is thanking pokemon fans
>LGPE DLC
>no new game, prease understand
>new region with nothing but Kanto variants, Charizard gets one for each type
>remake of gen 4 but plays like LGPE
>random new spinoff game nobody asked for
>Masuda attempts to draw a pikachu for seven minuets
>they talk about how exited they are for the Detective Pikachu movie and show 10 sec of sneak peak footage
>new game where you play as Lillie in Kanto and there is a cutscene every new route, building, cave etc.
place your bets here
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I doubt it but I'm sure it won't be an iota as good as it should be.
>Gen 5 and 6
>boy that looks like a girl
I'm not sure I see what you see.
Fucking based
I'm waiting for it to be revealed that it still has fixed camera angles and tall grass is still a thing
Designed for mating press.
Been a long while since I've partaken in a good old fashioned /vp/ new gen hate thread, so I took the day off tomorrow for this special occasion.
>What about a girl who looks like a boy
I can dream
I just want them to try. It doesn't even have to be a good game, as long as they fucking try
god just imagine how tight that is
I'm not preparing for anything because I'm not going to play it, period
None of the core problems and stagnation that Pokemon has had for decades now is going to get resolved, so there's no point in following it. I'll glance at the new pokedex, go "That's neat" at the 5-6 good designs in the entire gen, and continue to not consciously think about pokemon ever
GF hasn't tried in over a decade. They don't have to since they know they can shit in a box and it'll sell millions
>yfw it's just another trailer for detective pikachu
I'm hoping for a machoke equivalent
It will have good porn at least.
>yfw it's the same trailer for Detective Pikachu
Don't mind me, best girl coming through.
>tfw I get turned on less by characters from the games I have less attachment to
Took me a while before I could properly jack off to Gen 7 girls.
>chickenshit
>best anything
crystal clear
I have a primal urge to mate with Hilda, May, and Dawn. Mostly May though. Is Black and White any good? Still haven't played it.
Best slut.
>That doujinshi where she doesn't take a shower for 2 weeks and fat guys lick her armpits
>That doujinshi where she licks the smegma out of a fat guy's uncut cock
>That doujinshi where she gives a footjob to that Pokemon
Best girl gets best doujinshi.
>virtual console
You don't own a switch do you?
My feelings towards gen 7 aside, I will never hate Chicken-Chan
I can't believe her spine has been destroyed.
Don't.
kill yourselves
I've been playing White since launch week and it's pretty good. Hydreigon is a fucking beast for the endgame if you have the patience
No because I'm broke and I can't find work
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++ is better than Python.
Yes. G5 is one of the best gens in the series and frankly the last time you could really feel GF pouring their heart and soul into something
kys fucking spine/pelvic tilt-meme poster
I miss Leaf, I wish that she would come back
Your pokewaifu is a slut user. She sleeps around and loves getting banged by multiple men at the same time. She was born to fuck.
Son of a bitch this was meant for
I can deal with a number of shit anatomy issues in art, but that one is a deal breaker.
And a back breaker, too.
All Pokemon protagonists are canonically 10 years old.
Not true dumbass
How is that even possible? Are thede just floating horse dicks or are they attatched to something?
she's not a slut, you fucking tard.
Not all of them. The BW/BW2 ones were older, I think around 14. The XY ones were supposed to be like 12 I think?
Gen 5's protagonists aren't
Bullshit. BW, BW2, and XY's protagonists are obviously meant to be mid-late teens.
C UTE AND F UNNY
what would happen if all that horse cum went into her womb and the Fallopian tube?
Prepare yourself for Gen 8 Munny tomorrow
Nothing
Real talk here, what's with the correlation between Nintendo fans and being pedos? Almost every thread I see for Nintendo games has people posting porn that depict 12 year olds.
I'm just curious what it is about Nintendo games that make people pedophiles? I want to personally murder each and everyone of you. I can't wait until Nintendo goes bankrupt.
the gen 8 doujins are good, the mallow ones are prime.
But the real shadowking material are the ones that include Lana's mum.
G O O D L O R D
They are so fucking good
nice
The only good part of the Pokémon franchise nowadays is the cunny bunnies, prove me wrong
>man children
So they are attracted to children
Only makes things better.
I think it's because it's okay to be attracted to 12 year olds when you're 12, but they haven't realized that they're adults yet.
teaser by showing the developement team
3d render of a pokemon on screen unfinished
its a sinnoh mon
My wife Mei is so cute
>He doesn't know how to derail threads
I want to hot glue all the girls while Red watches.
Okay, I won't
And you haven't realized these characters are fictitious and thus lack human rights yet.
As long as you're happier that way. Fuck...
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Just because they're fictious doesn't make you any less of a pedophile.
The mental gymnastics you people go through is hilarious.
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I WANT TO SMELL HER SOAKED PANTIES I DONT CARE IF SHE'S UNDERAGE HMMMMMMMMMM THE NICE SMELL OF FRESH PUSSY
Oh yeah sure, definitely preparing for the worst too
My dick is preparing for the worst days of its life with all the new pokégirl porn I'm going to fap too
Steel yourself for disappointment.
>KANTOOOOOO
>Over-designed ugly Pokemon
>Cutscenes every 1.5 seconds
>No post-game
>muh friendly rivals
>LGPE Engine / Assets
>Short story and light on content
>Giga Evolutions
>Removing features from past games
>Pokemon GO dependence
>Even more friendly rivals
>Trainer's Pokemon levels / variety decreased
And I'll still buy it and not beat it, just like Sun and Moon.
Anti-lolifags need to leave
And you need to be strung up to a tree, mutilated, set on fire, then be dug in a shallow grave with no marker.
How does this not look like a girl?
It literally has a girl face and those are women glasses
>Sluttiest protag girl
Nice
I will now fap to you
I can't even begin to care. Moon was so patronizing in its handholding that it used up the goodwill Black garnered after Pearl nearly killed the series for me before. If that's the future of the series then count me out.
He's just French
>That doujinshi where she gives a footjob to that Pokemon
where can this be found
Liking Girl + animal porn is a ultimate form of cuckery, even bigger than blacked, because you enjoy watching girl being fucked by literally animals.
What type of underwear does she use anyways?
Oh yes please take out lolis, ignore the muslim raping your neighbor's daughter
I need more pics of pokeboys crossdressing.
New gen = new cute feet.
Perhaps I may interest you in some Toblerone instead.
I like your way of thinking, user.
I really hope not. But GF hasn't done a damn thing to point to the contrary either. My hopes exist, but they're not high.
WOAH RACIST, WE NEED TO PUT YOU IN JAIL FOR WRONGTHINK
Roger roger
FUCK SHIT
HURTS MY HANDS
fuckin love me some Toblerone
What a nice friend, he's got her back
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XY Protags are canonically at least 16 years old. and RBG Protags are 11. Just Ash is 10
>be nintendotard
>90s
>play pokemon red and blue, along with watching the pokemon anime during kanto season
>everyone gets a crush on Misty, whos kinda a loli
>years later as more pokemon gets released
>everyone wants to fuck May and Dawn are are also underage
ehh you get the picture i hope. Nintendo just continues to keeps making hot and cute girls and thats where we are. Childhood crush is a bitch.
They didn't make Hilda ass-heavy enough.
Holy shit Hilda looks great
Who gives a fuck about pokemon anymore? Is it just zoomers or the biggest manchildren ever?
i want you to play a girl like that irl
the boys look kinda feminine to me
both
I don't have more poketraps, so have this instead.
feet is for the mentally ill
holy shit
Someone post more Hilda pls. Or May.
Also what's your favorite pokemon dudes? Mine's either Noctowl or Dunsparce.
I'm gonna say the N word
Do you think we will get porn of the new trainers or the new pokemon first?
Place your bets here.
Don't care, gen 4 remakes when
Is it bad that I saw the thumbnail and then read the OP as
>and I'm preparing to thrust.
?
Pokemon
Tis fine, regular Pokeboys are good too
Reminder that chicken-chan is gay and everyone that says otherwise is just a pathetic self insert faggot
Pokemon because furries are thirsty as fuck.
My favorite pokegirl is Rosa/Mei
My favorite Pokémon is the best bro Croagunk
I cant believe Tamagoro is fucking dead...
Pokemon; furfaggotry is one hell of a drug.
i figured they were when they had a scene sharing warmth in a cave during the rain and it pans up towards the sky. then a fucking rainbow appears afterwards.
I am hard now am I a bad person?
After ORAS and LGPE, I'm not sure if I want that anymore
I dunno bros, I havent got that rush I had playing pokemon since I beat Red back in 2010. BW2 was cool but the new games dont really do it for me now. They seem kinda... Souless? Anyone else lacking any hype rn?
Stop sexualizing children.
the ones with Mei and Serena's bodies look good
Looking forward to it. Pokemon is always fun and I'm going to enjoy meeting new pokemon and catching and battling with them.
She literally is a self insert main character though.
it will be a massive disappointment and you'll go back to hating your miserable, lonely existence.
No, you're an enlightened man now.
The monastery of cunnington will be coming to bring you your robes soon
Good
Just makes my dick even harder
hi Versiifurfuck
>Gen 8 Professor
>has bed hair
>wears glasses,T shirt,sweatpants with a Lab coat.
>always look tired because of late night pokemon research
>name is professor Maple
I miss Pokemurrica.
Not even the music has been as good since gen 5 and Sato and Ichinose doesn't get to do that many themes these days when they fucking killed it in gen 4 and 5.
furry bait starter -> female trainer -> professor (if male) -> male trainer - > professor (if female) > the rest
in that order.
I just want her to be happy
STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
BW was literally marketed as having older protagonists
I have several questions
Holy kek, I've never seen this before
why is Red look like such a little shit?
Implying it's not Prof. Harkness.
You're good where you are user, maybe try HGSS one day.
No need to feel any hype, I wish I had what you do
lurk moar
because he is
damn right she is
why are there so many now? Never used to be like this
lurk moar
Hang yourself, pedophile.
>delphox
>attractive
not on this planet
But if I die I'll miss all the cute little girls
Good one
Furfags have no standards, we already know this
Just play gens III, IV, and V, and maybe ORAS
Selene > Chicken
I read it in his voice
I want to fuck the gay out of her and show that she can't beat the cock!
You say this but the porn artist are much higher quality then the average for regular drawn porn.
at least it's before work so I don't have to wait for it all day if it ends up shit
though if it is shit i guess that'd be a bummer at work
Is Pokemon X any good? I got it for cheap at game exchange.
They better have pokemon bank working for the switch soon. I've caught pokemon from red, silver, omega ruby, y, and ultra moon that need to be transferred. LGPE is shit, so i didn't buy either of those.
no i'm no furfucker but i would have killed for a sexy ara ara~ fire witch fire evo for Braxion. But we didn't get that. We got nonbinary gandolf. There is a reason why Delphox got shafted for its' own pre evolution in Pokken. Even they knew better.
Neck yourself.
Thank fuck Gen 7 is finally over and we can get some actually good Pokegirls again.
None of the girls do it for me asides Lusamine/Kahili/Anabel, and one of them is a redesign of a Gen 3 character while another gets no attention compared to the other girls from her Gen
Agreed, such a downgrade from Braixen
Sisters shouldn't fight user
Haven't played it myself but Gen VI is ok, not as good as III, IV and V though. I enjoyed Omega Ruby
Just remember: it's straight if you put a bag over their heads. You'll still hear their boyish moans under it though.
>we can get some actually good Pokegirls again.
>the implication that gen 7 wasn't all cunnymagnets
>None of the girls do it for me
Are you a women or perhaps gay user?
Chicken is much better than selene though selene is cute too
Feel free to ask.
There has been a severe deficit of tummysluts since Gen 6, but at least XY made up slightly by letting the feMC show her belly, Gen 7 has no fucking excuse, especially being based on Hawaii and Lillie might just be the Kanto of pokegirls at this point
It's pretty good, full 3D was pretty nice at the time and it has good end themes
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the worst you can say about Selene is that she was bland. And she lost the Satoshibowl.
Once you experience how soft female soles are, you gonna change the way you see world.
Excuse me for liking women instead of cunny
this is the only thing we can expect honestly. game freak can't make actually engaging games anymore, the Pokémon designs are still a bit hit or miss but at least we can count on them to make some cute funnies
user you're thinking about Serena, who is shit.
Selene is the official name for ultra chicken.
Are you a boy or a girl?
those are some cute feet you got there
Cute feet.
>Excuse me for liking women
Every fucking woman in that game is a sex goddess idk what you smoke
Enjoy your three day vacation user.
>not liking both
What a fucking pleb
Boy, but not gay like that fag
I for one feel like the character designs are starting to become more moeblob. I feel like pokemon needs to go back to their roots designwise or at least back to Gen III style
what are you some kind of fag?
Sorry if I dont want to look girly but fuck girly instead babe
Seriously
Dresses are such a cool fucking design but its not something I want to wear personally
I want to fuck the girl wearing one
>i'm still excited when i know very well it's going to be 8 minutes of disappointment
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>browsing at work
tranny
based
I know the feeling user, I know the feeling
when are you going to move onto a new buzzword, go back to autism or soiboy or something
If I could be any Pokemon, I would be a lickitung.
but you got a few in gen 7
>Wicke
>Lusamine
>Olivia
>Plumarina
Kill yourself
>good leg art is almost always coupled with foot shit
its not fair
Female furries were made for human dick
Truht hurt, huh
TummyChads rise up.
>booru
>post was deleted for bad proportions
lol. Still fapping though
I mean, of those three buzzwords one of them is correct, and it's not tranny.
Based bellybros.
they're one and the same user accept it
i'm a simple man
i see hilda, i unzip
tummyfags have to upgrade to either of the subclasses of abs or poochy belly
lean belly is shit tier not made for rubs
This series has had me captive since I was a goddamn toddler playing Blue, I can't just walk away from it forever.
That's because you're a retard that don't know how to search for stuff
>lean belly is shit tier not made for rubs
This so much bro. Is there a better thought to run through your head when you're banging a girl and the thought of your dick just filling up her stomach?
God I know that feeling. It’s like a childhood friend that you don’t want to let go of. One day you stop contacting each other and then it’s all a memory
>One day you stop contacting each other and then it’s all a memory
so Gen 6 in a nutshell
YO!
Imagine being this much of a degenerate faggot
poochy bellies only look good on little girls because baby fat is cute as fuck
Ah, this one is much more appropriate for this thread
If you don't want to rub this belly, then I have nothing to say to you.
XY protagonists are the oldest we have gotten at 16-17 years old. We really need older protagonists again, this "10-year old saves the world beause everyone else is fucking stupid" shit has already gotten old.
sorry your taste is shit
That's not how anatomy works
I want to lick that belly
All bellies are nice user
You've clearly never rubbed abs before. Also fatfags are subhuman trash and a disgrace to the tummy name. Everything in moderation.
You like to live dangerously, don't you user?
I can respect that
Gen 8 is going to be worse then gen 7 with cutscenes and blatant railroading every 2 feet, Its going to be one of the easiest pokemon main line game, only being beaten in that category by LGPE, and then nearly every single new pokemon will have an awful design.
>literally liking masculine traits
I'm sorry but I'm not gay
Rubbing your dick on her bellybutton and cumming on it.
She wins best team grunt right?
>they will never pander to thiccfags
healthybros why are we so neglected...........
where my armpit bros at
Because that boy ain't right
Fuck off, fatfucker
>Not appreciating the softness of a belly
faggot
>girls aren't allowed to get stronk
sexist and cunnypilled
holy fucc that tummy
Good. Obesity is an illness and shouldn't be celebrated or encouraged.
You have tits for that, you retarded fatfuck
>You've clearly never rubbed abs before.
you haven't either besides your own. Maybe. the firmness is settling
it's a silly thing to do, but I can't help it either, it feels like beating it to a generic character only knowing their name alone.