BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

Ultimate needs this to stay relevant for a couple more months. Melee will still be the premier fighting game decades from now.

Evo booted Melee.
Like, for good. Eulogy video and everything
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PRESS S TO SPIT ON MELEE'S GRAVE

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> Melee will still be the premier fighting game decades from now.
>this is what meleefags actually believe

>he's not going to CEO

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE FINALLY DID IT AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>yfw you're not a meleefag

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Headassery

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>Melee will still be the premier fighting game decades from now.
Even the deadest of dead games don't get eulogy videos, bro. Cope.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MELEEFAGS

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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OHHHH NO NO NO MY GAME IS DYYYYYYINGGG WHATT HAPPEEEENEEEEEEEED

>literally the last game needed for CRTVs
>GameCubes and especially memory cards for them are getting rare
>game always went far over time because muh 4 stock best of 5 autism
>more and more players switching to Ultimate anyways

Is anyone really surprised?

Nope

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>literally the last game needed for CRTVs
>GameCubes and especially memory cards for them are getting rare
Worth going through the trouble for some good Melee
>game always went far over time because muh 4 stock best of 5 autism
games seldom went far over time because of Puff autism
>more and more players switching to Ultimate anyways
Let the bitch boys have their easy Switch game

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OH NO NO NONONO

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For one game out of 9? Fuck no it's not. Hell every game but Smash is on PS4 which makes it even easier for them.
Puff isn't going away and the treatment of Puff in the community is just a sign of how toxic it's become
Ultimate has tech but doesn't need to kill your hands to do

>last game needed for CRTs
No game needs a CRT, the input lag is a myth
>GCNs are expensive and hard to find
Wow it's sure a shame that Nintendo never put out any other devices capable of playing GCN games that combined sold over 110M units. Also a shame we don't know the pinout of the memory cards
Melee players are to blame for killing their own game by not finding solutions to the problems it was facing

C O P E

PRAISE FUCKING GOD ITS GONE

Reminder that back in the day, Meleefags were all referred to as tourneyfags. The Melee community has never not been a complete laughing stock.

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Hopefully this time they’ll actually get some incentive to fucking bathe.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
THE NIGHT GOES ON
AS I'M FADING AWAY
I'M SICK OF THIS LIFE
I JUST WANNA SCREAM
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?

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>Worth going through the trouble for some good Melee
If you want to go through the autistic levels of prep for your smellfests thats fine, but EVO is not and never will be only a Melee tournament. You had to share the venue with a bunch of other games and communities and time and time again you fucks proved that you can't do that without literally smelling up the place.

Take a shower

You guys are seriously underestimating Good Melee

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>Melee gone from Evo
Now if only Ultimate were nothing but stamina matches we'd have something closer to a real fighting game replacing it.

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And you're overvaluing it. "Good melee" is not coming back any time soon and it's honestly becoming not worth waiting on what it has turned into

I'd rather not, I can smell him a mile away!

>hbox ACTUALLY killed melee

it's like one is on uppers and the other is on downers

Who is this "hbox" people keep talking about and what did he do

He proved that the most efficient way to play this "super fast game" is to slow it down to a crawl

hungrybox mains jigglypuff and plays in the lamest way possible and in doing so he singlehandedly torpedoed the "muh APM muh speed" meme

You're right but this doesn't mean I don't want Melee at EVO

Well we all want things we can't have user

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Why is it that smug anime posters always have the most reddit hot-takes?

>using the phrase hot-take while complaining about redditors

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>no u

Kappa fags explain this

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One down, one to go. I'm so glad this fucking horrid franchise will be dead in the next 3 years so Sakurai can go back to making actual good games.

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the lineup tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Melee not there? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Melee to be in EVO and save this shitty tournament. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought it did well last year???? This is so fucked.

Haha niggers when melee lives for 30 years I wanna see what you’re sfv game is doing

>smash 4 behind gg
this has to be fake.

smash 4 definitely was that low in 2018 both from bayo and cloud ruining the metagame and from people just waiting for ultimate.

No worries, you can just set up your tournaments next to these guys.

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Chad UNIST vs Virgin clickity clack stinky winky fighter

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kek