Be 8

>be 9
>mom divorced dad to come out as gay
>mom gets new super young girlfriend
>one night she comes over and cooks dinner us and watches me play Tai fu wrath of the tiger
>after dinner she plays some movie about a cartoon mouse becoming a sheriff or someshit
>give em the lazy eye
>Hear lots of moaning and movement in the other room. The younger girl is extremely loud and vulgar. First time i learned the word crundle.
>my fondest memory of my childhood

This has happened to me a couple of times. I always feel bad for both of them.

is that why youre a faggot?

why would she say crundle??

I didn't have a "downstairs" and my dad is too much of a pushover to ever argue.
So it was more like "hear mom screaming in fury in the other room over something insignificant"

I dunno dude, didint even know what that meant until around 15 or 16, was just a word i'd say randomly cause im autistic.

>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya
>he says okay
>when he comes over, we play some games on my SNES
>mom calls for a pizza
>play vidya for an hour or so
>pizza finally comes
>mom brings the pizza to the dining room table
>friend looks confused when she brings two plates to the table
>asks me why he doesn't get a plate
>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza
>he looks even more confused
>says he has to go to the bathroom
>mom tells him where it is and he goes
>close to finishing our pizza
>wonder where my friend is
>think he's having stomach problems
>finish pizza and go to my SNES to wait for him
>see that my SNES is gone along with a couple games
>the faggot stole them
>never talk to him ever again

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>Parents would try and make me choose a side in their arguments
>One day snap out on them over it, don't even remember what I said, only that I was literally drooling while yelling I was so angry
>All of a sudden, no more fights when I was home
Can't blame them for a lot, but my anger problems definitely came from them

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I was that friend. My mom would always scream at me

>be 8
>playing vidya late at night
>"hey user are you winning?"

I would've done the same thing, fuck you for not giving your friend pizza

>Tai fu wrath of the tiger
Oh shit, I played that one. I thought nobody else did.

crundle:

The area between the ass and the penis/vagina, also known as a taint. Usually the breeding ground for dingleberries.

Sounds like bait or pasta but if it’s not then you deserved it

I hope this is bait

That's the grundle you illiterate.

Yeah man it was totally your fault.
You don’t fucking not feed a guest at your house that’s the oldest fucking courtesy.
Honestly you and your mom should have been beaten and raped too.

Nah it comes from you. You're your own person. Take responsibility.

DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE PHONES

So what's a crundle

>Environment has nothing to do with personality

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I do but my carrier is rangebanned so I just post through SSH from my home server.