This guy just got hired to kill you within the next 24 hours

hire him to kill himself

He'll just kill you in the never ever airport level

Sit in a windowless, single door room with a gun and 24 hour live stream running. To prevent tampering with the electricity I would have everything hooked up to a generator within the room. Even if he somehow succeeded, his unique apperance would be spread onto the internet and become readily available for every law enforcement agency in the world.

Address any bald person loudly by asking if anyone knows him

Eventually someone will be 47 and with SA blown he'll go on a rampage and get killed

You're already outplayed

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>cuts the internet connection
>DDOS the livestream

Kill myself before he gets to me.

Disguise as someone else. Not hard, apparently.

He'd just plant explosives around your house and blow everything up

How does killing yourself count as surviving?

Assassinate myself before 47 assassinates me, meaning I survive his assassination.

>remote EMP
oops

Id hire Kevin from Home Alone to booby trap my house

Only one way to succeed:

hitmanforum.com/t/agent-47-is-coming-to-kill-you-how-do-you-stay-alive/31467/6

Stay in a crowded area 24/7 so he'll never get silent assassin

Set up an obvious way someone could kill me, ie cyanide pill in my medicine cabinet, but make it a fake, then hope he goes for that method.

You're right, not even 47 would visit the Hitman forums for juicy intel

turn my head

i go to china lol its tomorrow there so hes already late

Stay away from water

Hire a hundred guards that know each other intimately enough to recognize each other at a glance.
Get them to use a buddy system.
Have the ten best guys watching me at all times.
Have a guard sample any food or drink before I touch it.

>generator running in an enclosed space with only one way in or out
You would die of carbon monoxide posioning from the generator
>implying this wasn't 47's plan the whole time

Bro, this is easy mode for 47

By not being a difficult target, lowers the price on my head and 47 likely doesn't take anything less than 50k.

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>give my clothes to a homeless person
>take his clothes in exchange
>give him a 100 bucks to pretend to be while at work
>wait for 47 to kill the homeless person while I live my new life on a hobo adventure

you think he doesn't know that? have a nice flight kid.

Just get in a car and don't stop driving for a long time. He can't get people in cars.

Bruh

47 would just hitman vision and find you smoking in a park bathroom

You can sierra knox while she drives

By being a glitch in the matrix by causing the system to stutter and restart every time he kills me

On a race track. I'm on the open roads with no location in mind.

I'd just low-level format my hard drives and wait for him.

>go get gas
>run inside gas station to pay for it
>put gas and pull out
>car explodes

>How do you survive
I don't. It's 47.
I just wish for a good, clean SASO.

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that's just assassination by proxy

That got patched out today, actually.

I'd make sure to take private phone calls in secluded areas with no witnesses standing around, after which I'll take a sip of a drink I've left on a table in my secluded office, which is also where I keep my rat poison. I'd also ensure that I begin walking under large, heavy objects suspended precariously by some sort of easily tampered with mechanism.

I use the bathroom before him.

We are talking about 47 here, considering how by 2019 TM he is pretty much being blantantly ironic in dialogue that he is going to kill the targets in front of them I would think nothing is a challange to him anymore.

At this point I would just accept it.

>Try this sushi, it's to die for.

Based 47.

Seel myself in a room with no exits and have a glock, then kill myself. Beat him too it.

Apart from that I would just have multiple metal doors in bunker held shut by metal rods so he can't hack.

"aaah dammit his got me there, but I do my contracts in chronological order"

He's been like this back in Codename 47:
>We're closed to customers!
>Okay, I'll be back later to place a special order.

>Wunderschon, I think I'll have the foie gras today!
>You know fatty foods are a killer?
>B-but I like it so much...

>Gott in Himmel, it is certainly hot in here, but I must be careful, I have a weak heart, you see...
>Don't stay in here too long, then.

>What are your tactics at the roulette?
>You should always play on black.

I wish someone made that.

Kek just hope that he looks in your cardboard before just shooting you.

Are you gonna leave a note saying cyanide next to a hot cup of coffee.

what if it's a New York bathroom hmmmmmm? It's always busy.

Do that but repeat it for eternity until 47 has memorised your patterns.

hire John Wick as a bodyguard

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The House Seller dialogue in Creek was utterly hilarious. By the second room I would have ran the fuck away.

He would just shoot you through the door.

Is that from Hitman 2? I don't recall that in Hitman 2016.

Under Blood Money rules he can push him off a bridge and accidental kills on innocents do not count against Silent Assassin.
>You can't shoot me
>I can do whatever I'm paid to.

What if he disguises as a baby

Same

Dig myself up in an nuclear bunker with internal closed air and water ventilation and refining, with the blast doors opening only with my biometric data, and personnal code I will change every hour from an air-gapped system from within the bunker.
Alternatively, climb on a fighter jet randomly picked right before the flight as a passenger, ensuring that the jet gets refueled in-flight, allowing for a straight 24-hour flight. Be sure to already be up there a few minutes before the contract starts.

47 is the most powerful video character ever, what makes him so good that he can kill you from anywhere, your never safe. car bomb, poison, you name it

What's that from? Did he do that all himself?

It is, it's from one of the later missions in Hitman 2.

Absolution makes him fuck up twice with absolutely no player agency involved (he tries to strangle Mutant Danny Trejo and then later gets electrocuted by stepping on a puddle with a cable on it) and in Contracts/BM he almost bled out, so he's not omnipotent.

It's just that people are too retarded to just finish him off.

Exclusively hire niggers and tell them to shoot whites on sight

>stages an accident
nothing personnel

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>implying all of your bodyguards wouldn't be killed by the police before you even gave them guns

>47, ICA is providing you with a make up kit on this next assignment.

>not hiring women