Best mass effect coming through

Best mass effect coming through

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i agree

>"perfect" woman
>man jaw, buck teeth, narrow hips, white
What were they thinking

I played through 1 and 2 last year for the first time, 1 was too janky for me to actually enjoy, but still had good writing. 2 was great overall. I stopped playing 3 after a while didnt play for months, then I tried getting back into it a few times but I just end up dropping it again after doing a few small missions. Is it the game's fault or mine?

>non white skin
>perfect

yeah nah

their engine was shit. yvonne strahovksi is pretty hot irl

>Jacob- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my dad."

>Miranda- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my sister."

>Thane- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my son."

>Samara- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my daughter."

>Mordin- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my student."

>Grunt- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm hitting Krogan puberty or something, man."

>Jack- "Shepard, I know we have this suicide mission, but man, I can't give it my all, cuz, you see.... I'm looking for my shirt. This strap is really cutting into my nipples, y'know? And I mean, I know we're all about taking this seriously, but WHO DAFUQ took my damn clothes and left me with nothing but a leather strap in space! It's freaking cold, man!"

B-BUT MUH MAKO!
MUH """EXPLORATION""" OF SHITTY COPYPASTED ROCKS!
MUH ARCHAIC INVENTORY SYSTEM

>2 is a better ga-

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>literally filler plot composed of narrative leftovers from the original's production.
>It no longer even pretends to be an rpg, the gameplay is a linear cover shooter, taking you from one obvious shooting gallery to the next.
>Exploration aspect is completely removed and replaced with probing ur anus.
>Instead on improving the solid foundation of uncharted worlds, the vehicular exploration was completely removed.
>Like wise, it's a trend it seems - weapons being unlimited ammo, relativistic rail guns firing microscopic projectiles, where you have to balance temperature, rate of fire and power - was completely removed and replaced with normal clips lying around randomly.
Mass Effect 2 is a disgrace, it's only saving grace is that it got its sales by grabbing a slice of the Gears of War pie, and mentally unstable self inserters wanting to fuck their alien Waifu - tali_sweat.png

kys shitskin

>ME1: discover the Reaper invasion
>ME2: summer vacation
>ME3: survive the Reaper invasion

This desu
Wtf were they thinking with a story about bug men creating some massive robot thing with smushed up humans?

>where you have to balance temperature
Oh wow such a great gameplay mechanic. Nothing more fun than shooting for 3 seconds then having to duck in cover for my weapon to cool down

>perfect woman is some retarded terrorist kidnapping sistercon with daddy issues
>shaved, tattoo'd convicted felon who has been raped multiple times and probably did some rapes herself ends up as best girl educating and maternally caring for gifted children
what were they thinking?

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Jack is used goods. Me3 jack is cool but I wouldn't settle down with her

>Sitting in cover.
Look at this pleb and laugh. You can easily enough build up gear that allows you to fire for 3 hours straight while face tanking the opposition with impunity.
The system, like most of ME1 needed improvement, not cutting out everything else that isn't sitting in cover.
Mass Effect 2 is literally waist high cover, the game.

If you are that obsessed you could just clone her a fresh pussy.
Shep's original dick definitely burned up in orbit.

The best argument against mass effect 2 is a easy mini game that you play 3 maybe 4 times in the whole playthrough

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while your gun is cooling down is your opportunity to beat the fuck outta the enemy the old fashioned way
gotta play aggressive or you aren't playing at all

>play 3 maybe 4 times
I wish.

I'm talkin about just scraping by for essential ship upgrades, not gather every single upgrade.

It is? We better make way if Mass Effect 1 is coming by, go stand in the corner!

>ME2 does Hammerhead DLC for ME1 mako retards
>crappy handling
>cruise around to checkpoints harvesting minerals sometimes
>spend 8 years blasting shit
>evaporate under fire and wait 8 years to regen
Played pretty much exactly like ME1 Mako, and everyone hated this shit.
>Mass Effect Andromeda made for ME1 mako retards
>cruise around to checkpoints
>worlds are completely empty and utterly uninteresting
>no guns this time but can take a few shots
>easily the worst game in the series
The best Mako part in ME1 is cruising on Luna, the best Nomad part in MEA is cruising on the asteroid mine.
Trying to make some open world vehicle exploration game was a total failure for MEA and ME1 didn't even attempt to do that, it was just a handful of empty wastelands scattered with the same copy-pasted buildings.
Attempting to scale this lazy hack garbage up to modern AAA is asking for boring failure, they should just do a handful of 0 G dune buggy missions with some Indestruco Tank vibes.

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>He doesn't obsessively drain each planet dry

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>when you realize that none of the Mass Effect games were good

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You tankfags are strange. Why care so much about driving around in a 3rd person RPG Shooter?

where are my liara bros at?

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