Jesus Christ....adults really play this shit?

hearts and love for the win friendship always beats darkness based woody

BIG DIMES WOODY WORKING OPETTY INTO A SHOOT

I don't understand why anyone ever played this.
It's so fucking dumb and corporate.

Well, I'm an adult, and between family and work I don't have time or energy for videogames, so my guess is no...

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Yikes

Disney characters besides Mickey/Donald/Goofy wrecking anime villains was the best part about this game

Imagine being told no one ever loved you by a toy cowboy, lol.

they flew tom hanks in to say those specific lines. he said in an interview he didn't even want to be paid for his dialogue, quoting
>I know LOTS about hearts and love, so I felt obligated to fill the role of Woody once again, at no additional cost, hoping to fill the players' hearts with love while they play Nomura's best game in the series- Tom Hanks

>t. no fun allowed games must always be adult and have guns faggot
learn to enjoy yourself user. it's like you don't like disney BTFOing anime

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ffs

Stunning and Brave

Jesus Christ... adults really like boobs? Aren't those things for babies?

Was this series always this retarded? I only played the first one as a lad when it came out and don't remember anything.

I do know hurt.

This scene was unironically fucking epic though.

Sounds like you know nothing of hearts and love, OP

in what universe is fucking WOODY allowed to get the best line in against Xehanort?

I don't. I played a bit of KH1, and then never touched the series again because I came to realize very quickly that the entire premise of an FF and Disney crossover thing was fucking stupid.
I don't regret my decision to not play KH games, because after looking into a summary of the plot years later, its plain fucking retarded.

>Marlin and Dory are in pursuit of the fugitive while Piglet and Tigger are interrogating the suspect in custody
Wow

Pixar characters shitting on the KH OC cast was the best part of III.

"adults"

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>fantasy world
>friendship and love are the greastest powers
>to win you must embrace them with all your soul

>real world
>friendship and love are the greatest liability
>to win you must purge them from your heart and become cold, callous and cruel
What did they mean by this?

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WRONG
Jim Hanks does Woody's voice in all the Kingdom Heart games

He doesn't even sound like Woody.
They couldn't even be bothered to get a sound alike.
mrw

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And yet you have the energy to shitpost about them.

Hearts and lovepilled

>Autistic Neet Gets BTFO'd by a toy doll
What's wrong with this picture?

Haley Joel Osment voiced him.
Why would you lie when it is so easy to google?

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>implying adults should be playing any video games.
Get a real hobby, you fucking cuck.

I don't get it, I played the first one years ago and it was literal shovelware.

I remember being 8 and really wanting KH2 because the commercials were cool

Bald and Piglike actually covered this 13 years ago in 2006

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This seems like a good line at least
t. never played KH because it looks gay

mb, I'm retarded, I misread and didn't realize he voices Sora.

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It was a game series made for Pre-teens. That took 15 years to reach a third game. So the Pre-teens turned into manchildren.

>TFW they predicted Baseball

>that sick burn being etched into YX's heart is probably what caused his fall into darkness more than anything else

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Did Tom Hanks really voice these lines?

>Xion, no! Who else will I have ice cream with?

yes

>I'm too cool and mature to enjoy silly anime nonsense stacked on top of silly disney nonsense

Only insecure children give a shit about how others perceive their hobbies.

Normal People
>wow those games from back then had some dumb shit
>thats okay though I still enjoyed them and remember them fondly, if in a biased light

Kingdom Hearts Fans
>THE GAMEPLAY IS PERFECT
>THE STORY IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT
>ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE EXTREMELY REALISTIC
>THIS IS THE WAY GOOD VILLAINS ACT
>GOOD MAIN CHARACTERS ACT COMPLETELY RETARDED
>YOU JUST DONT GET IT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PLAY THE MOBILE GAME

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>Woody beats up a faggy anime OC and calls him autistic
>bad

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Tom Hanks' brother is also his sound alike that they got for the game. I would say it was bad voice direction

That's literally the plot to Dirty the Pooh
youtube.com/watch?v=WHOZfc1WF4M

>All the people complaining about VAs in this thread
But they got the voices for Army Men perfectly...

Not exactly sure with the concept of love and hearts...

I feel sorry for those of you who feel that it tugs at your pride or whatever for being exposed to these elements of the lore.

rofl sad

Yes, the same way they watch actual trainwrecks.
It's horrifying but you can't stop watching.

Cringe edgelord redditor thinking he's too good for based hearts and love. Go back already.

You're the only one taking KH seriously, you incel.

I only played KH3 for one thing

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It's really easy to smugly laugh at all these rent free retards, right user?

Do they use different voice actors for Woody and Buzz and everyone then from their movies?

Same, but unlike you I didn't get mine.

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Yes both, the fake Tom Hanks does really well, the fake Tim Allen doesn’t sound like a crack whore.

I’m guessing most of you have never truly loved someone or have had children.

The t rex, pig, and aliens are the real deal. Tom Hank's brother fills his role.

youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

that's fucking hilarious still that they got his brother to do it.

NOT TODAY

My man, I was about to post that.

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youtubemultiplier.com/5c75ec0d61fd9-jojo-vs-final-fantasy-vs-kneegrow-hearts.php

youtubedoubler.com/?video1=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEmyE_Q8rag&start1=2319&video2=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI&start2=0&authorName=Toybox Crusaders
it never ends

his brotther

Based and Rapunzelpilled

>Implying seeing Disney characters talk shit to anime bad guys isn't entertaining
Kingdom Hearts is very self-aware of it's own ridiculousness and that's the fun. To see how crazy Nomura can go with this series.

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imagine
adults playing video games
fucking cringe

Yes, they do. They have great taste. Nintendo games are also better than anything the West shits out. These games are for people with good taste.

great game when it becomes a crazy fan fiction, boring when it wants to re do the movies but worse
so yeah, fucking shit most of the time besides a few moments.

>tfw Disney does a frozen sequel instead of a tangled one.

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It's still fucking surreal, even this long after the original KH released, seeing Disney characters banter with dumb anime characters and it being played completely straight.

>Kingdom Hearts is very self-aware of it's own ridiculousness
It really, REALLY isn't, you fucking autist.

how can a wooden toy spit so much fire

The plot is nonsensical and hard to follow on purpose. It's a parody of anime cliches, with the silliness highlighted by the fact that you have Disney characters in the middle of it all. It's literally not supposed to make sense.

based

I imagine the Tangled tv series serves as their sequel.

I agree, Frozen 2 looks like it could be interesting though, despite the massive shift in tone from the first that the teaser gave off. Doubt I'll see it in theaters since I didn't care all that much for the first one. Plus Tangled ended on a pretty good note, I don't really see a reason to continue the storyline, despite the cartoon

bad writing is bad writing retard. notice they'd never let a line as gay as this in old disney movies because they have good writing.

Brunette > Blonde

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The part with Mike and Sully was great.

To bad it’s kinda shit.

>SELF AWARE
>hey riku, i know I tried to make you kill everyone you love, but hey, i we are good friends right?
>riku: ye
this series is stupid, god damn how did I not realized this before? going back to the previous games I see this shit more clearly.

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Considering both are good, yeah. I'm more into blondes but brunettes make me hard too

>toss that fucker in a door
>then that door in another door
>then another
>and another
That shit was so drawn out but hilarious as hell.

Because a crossover between anime OCs and Disney was meant to be taken completely seriously. Stop being worked by Nomura.

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It's more that her short haircut makes her look more mature than the hair color itself in this case.

>it is okay guys, the series is just pretending to be retarded
...

By that logic, Sonichu is a self-aware narrative.

Sully chucking that nigga was hilarious

I’d protect long hair, id bang short hair.

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>adults play this shit?
No they don't. it's just a weeb franchise
KH has only sold 30 million copies overall (including KH3) worldwide. That's even less than preschool shit like Kirby and dead boomer franchises like Mega Man.

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Except it does take itself seriously, that's why its so legitimately cringworthy
A game really being tongue in cheek is RE4

A shitpost takes 2 seconds to type out, retard.

Actually I think the story and most dialogue in all KH games are total dogshit but I play them because I like ARPGs and the combat system is fun. 3 becomes a much better game if you don't press Triangle to win.

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The game has a legit story behind it besides the Disney fanfic shit but that doesn't mean it doesn't poke fun at itself sometimes. I mean seriously, just look at most of Axel's lines from KH3, he was there just to break the fourth wall and mention how fucking retarded every thing is.

>hurr durr i browsed, found and read the thread and then posted in 2 seconds

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VERONICA BTFO

Enlightenment is learning that friendship and love are the greatest powers and purging them out will only lead to long-term hardship for the collective of humanity, and you must never let vice and temptation let you falter into the cloying grasp of materialism.

Tom Hanks had to read that? holy shit

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Based

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Final Fantasy is for manchildren and Kingdom Hearts is for women and faggots.

Get it right people.

""""adults""""

His brother did it

tom hank's brother actually

>adults

Manchildren aren't adults.

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What if I told that's the best part of the game LMAO

You're such a cool and edgy dude. Stick it to the Man

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ITS NOT ABOUT THE SUM OF OUR PARTS
ITS ABOUT THE SUM OF OUR HEARTS

Tom Hanks sorta just gives all his voice only roles to his brother just to be a cool dude and get his brother lucrative work.

I can't believe you had to play the game before you realised that crossover is fucking retarded.

Kingdom hearts are for children transitioning to teenhood

Only 11-15 year olds are acceptable

Tom Hanks lets his brother voice Woody in the video games so that he can get in on some of the money as well. Honestly, I think that's pretty nice.

Yeah, I was younger and liked things that were equally retarded at the time.

Toy Box was the best world, no contest. The Caribbean was great too.

That sounds like something he would do. Tom seems like a pretty great guy

He's been doing his voice in non-movie productions since the shit back in 94 including toys and games. Tom Hanks does it to give his brother work

what you didn't think that was fucking hilarious? the pure concept of woody from toy story burning some anime dude to hell and back is amazing. seriously, some of you are no fun at all

Kingdom Hearts is for faggots and children under the age of 12.

Post ways that Disney characters yeet on anime in the next game?

Mr. Incredible catching some faggot monologueing about darkness.
Maui hooking away someone's keyblade and joking about how keys make shitty weapons.
Pete and Maleficent outwitting Luxu and taking his box

I'm sorry, I had to come back and laugh since no one cares about (you)

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I enjoy it on the same level as I enjoy Inferno cop

The only good thing about The Caribbean was the graphics, nothing else

Nick's probably going to have something to say about a bunch of humans wearing animal costumes, thus btfoing furries.

>wrapped up
lol