Who would win in a fight between these people?

Who would win in a fight between these people?

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A debate between these eight would be EPIC

Yoko Taro

I genuinely think Sakurai is the most based director. That mean only cares about the fans and genuinely just wants to make them happy.

George Lucas

Miyamoto would just call yakuza and kill everyone else

I'm still pissed he had Yokoi killed. Fucking bullshit. Yokoi was a genius.

ZUN. You can't win against the genius who came up with the idea of putting silly hats on cute girls.

Sure as fuck wouldn't be Miyamoto, mother fucker would break every bone in his body at the thought of raising a fist

Toshihiro Nagoshi

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only if he makes melee 2.

Goichi Suda in a blood stained sweater.

[Spoiler]Ultimate[/Spoiler]

Probably Kamiya. First one out would be Miyamoto. Nomura and Sakurai would have a super weeb duel where they knock each other out. Kamiya takes out the faggot on his left and Kojima chokes out Aonuma. Kojima uses CQC but Kamiya uses Royalguard and just releases him into Oblivion.

Kamiya looks kinda beefy. The rest are standard nerds. So, Kamiya I guess, if they don't all bumrush him.

Depending on how much beer ZUN had.

Where is my nigga Nagoshi?

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Sakurai gets a Smash Ball and kills everyone

Baldy looks buff.
The others are nerds and/or old.

This is a reddit post.

You forgot Suda51

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>*blocks your path

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>these eight
NANI

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literally mogs 90% of these hacks

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Wanna fight?

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ZUN would slap Kamiya's shit, Kamiya is the typical one punch crying bully.

better question, who could beat him?

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Kamiya would just block everyone.

Sakurai uses his cross over powers to call in Kiryu to defeat the Yakuza.

>he doesn't know about Hideo AND Kojima

Kamiya might be able to channel autistic rage

i'm pretty sure would have the yakuza on his side, considering the yakuza series have basically put them in a good spotlight

Probably Kamiya, everyone else is just too scrawny.

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Kojima.
>He starts the battle with a long winded speech, sending Kamiya into a rage which turns that man into a prime threat for the others to prioritize.
>

what move would be Koshima's up B XD

Isn't Kamiya 4'9"?

fucking chad

>Putting Kojima anywhere near a fight.
>He asks you for money to fight.
>Spends the money on what he thinks is fine stuff in life.
>Wouldn't even hire some tough guy to fight for him. Instead hires a mediocre chick to pose in hopes of you being defeated by confusion.
>You decide not to fight him because you feel betrayed by your own expectations.

>implying Kamiya can be fought

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Kamiya is such a fake tough guy. Put me in a room with him for two minutes and he'd be begging to unblock me.

Who is the bottom left?

ZUN would just dodge all the hits while drinking beer like the drunken master he is

>not knowing modern beethoven

The optional boss

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No replies because no one can.

>unironically putting Nomura in the same image as Miyamoto, Kojima, Sakurai, Kamiya, etc.

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>I can beat a chinky insectoid
Wow you're so strong.

ZUN would win by getting everybody drunk.

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>Kojima
Access to any gun or mech
>Miyamoto
Access to any Mario power up including the star. They all run out after 30 seconds but he can use them over again.
>Sakurai
Defended by a castle and an army of anime swordsman, with Kirby and Meta as a personal vanguard
>Kamiya
Can dodge anything perfectly as long as his reaction time allows it
>Nomura
Can delay and slow your attacks and sometimes cause them to utterly fail

Who would win?

Is Ryukishi07 also a drunktard?

>Who is the bottom left?
The drunkest Jap that ever lived.

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Maybe, Japs love their booze.

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Put ME in a room with him for two minutes and he'd be begging me to suck his dick

Miyamoto if he has access to a table.

Here is a better question, which game dev would win a talent show?

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>Todd
Can insta-kill anyone if they don't show their Fallout 76 receipt