Lets settle this once and for all

lets settle this once and for all

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argonians

male argonians to be exact

i hope this helps

Did you know that khajiit have barbed penises?

I have a fetish for crushing rebelions

cute male argonians

Reptile lovers are scum.

Nord snowniggers would be nothing without Imperial (i.e. Mediterranean) civilization

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stormcloaks:

>nb4 ulfric was a thalmor agent
No he wasn't, he took what help he could get, he's expelling the weak empire that has basically become a wing of the thalmor, worship of Talos is important, worship of Shor is important, the elven pantheon ultimately is a means to destroy mundus and become "ethereal" again or whatever, you need lorkhan and any of his avatars (yes talos is a shezzarine and a dragonborn it's possible).

Nord pussys love them

retarded.

anything that involves killing dirty knife ears

t. ashnigger

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rude

t. snownigger

Heey varg

Skyrim belongs to the Nords

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the empire are gearing up for round 2 with the elves and then all of a sudden ulfric stormfag goes and starts this war, plunges skyrim into chaos and wastes everybodys time and basically you are an idiot no offense

based and ebonheartpilled

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the empire is gonna end, talos said it.

>thinking I'm a dungmer
That's even MORE insulting.

hence why Ebonheart Pact is full of casuals

no its just a dumb nigger meme; stormfront (lol stormcloak/stormfront, intentional?) dopes don't go "muh ancestors" to dirty meds, they in fact do racial taxonomical acrobatics just to prove that they're way better than them.

LOL AD FAG DETECTED
EP has better players than zerging retard AD.
DC is better than both though, :/

Stormcloaks are quite literally controlled opposition.

pleb understanding, prob regurgitated, one aldmeri dossier found at the party saying "cooperative informant" or whatever about ulfric.

lmao, EP casuals in Cyrodiil are pretty much like "m-muh Skyrim experience!" and their earlygame ibefore quitting s like "w-why this isn't named Skyrim Online?"

It has been settled for quite some time.
If you care about the future of the mannish races you go Stormcloak and if you care about the future of the merrish races you go imperial.

I made a scrawny Argonian field medic and forgot to set her to be DC, and I regret it to this day

No matter what you choose, you'll always end up on my table, goy!

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>tfw you dropped this shitty game long before you ever had to make this choice

i just joined the stormcloaks and i was getting bored

Settle what exactly?

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The Imperials of course. The nords are better off assimilated to fight of bigger threats.

I hated the main quest in Skyrim and that I had to be fucking 'dragonborn', doesn't make sense playing anything other than nords.

based ADfag minmaxer, now get rekt cuz your altmers won't be kicking other magicka races from the Dungeon queue anymore

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Both questlines are incredibly short and boring and finishing any of them doesn't really change anything in the world. It's really one of the weakest parts of the game and they could have handled it a lot better. It's bad even for bethesda standards at that time.

Do you know I'd body you? EP is not "skyrim experience" it's players who like dunmer a lot. Nords are rare; in fact nord slayer is like the last achievement i got, I got emperor first.

>Augustus Caesar had light hair and light eyes. "He had clear, bright eyes, in which he liked to have it thought that there was a kind of divine power, and it greatly pleased him, whenever he looked keenly at anyone, if he let his face fall as if before the radiance of the sun;" (Suetonius, De Vita Caesarum: Divus Augustus, LXXIX)

Romans were Nordic. There is a reason northern Italy is Germanic and also the most successful part of Italy.

yeah, now guess what you won't be kicking anymore on the new patch

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Holy shit, more?

this, the stormcloak and imperial memes won't even survive the kalpa change

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THIS, I'm so sick of Aldmeri Dominion's popularity due to the amount of minmaxers joining for stam bosmer and mag altmer. Finally with Wrathstone's patch races have now flat values instead of % boosts, which makes ADs recieve an eternal BTFO from ZOS.

More what exactly?

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Just because a race has light features, doesn't make them Nordic.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scythians
>Early physical analyses have unanimously concluded that the Scythians, even those in the east (e.g. the Pazyryk region), possessed predominantly "Europid" features, although mixed 'Euro-mongoloid" phenotypes also occur, depending on site and period
>In Histories, the 5th-century Greek historian Herodotus describes the Budini of Scythia as red-haired and grey-eyed.
>he 2nd century BC Han Chinese envoy Zhang Qian described the Sai (Saka) as having yellow (probably meaning hazel or green), and blue eyes.

Not to mention there's black people from the Indonesian region with light hair and bright eyes, but obliviously they're not white.

More giant Skyrim ladies, preferably.

Some parts of northern italy are germanic but it was mostly celts that inhabited these areas before and during the roman period.

Two disgusting fetishes in one

Stormcloaks, it's not even a contest
Anyone who picked Imperial has brain problems or wasn't paying attention.

I sided stormcloaks, just makes more sense from my PC's standpoint

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*dragonbreaks your conflict*
Heh nothin personal kid

>the empire are gearing up for round 2 with the elves by executing nords (their bff and main muscle of the legions) at the behest of Thalmor who have infiltrated every level of Imperia--OH FUCK THE EMPEROR IS DEAD WITH NO SUCCESSOR, GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS?
Absolute retard, the Empire will never ever recover. There was a reason the WGC demanded the blades be destroyed. Thalmor spies and saboteurs own the Empire now. Just as keikaku.

Or played as a supreme elvish overlord or maybe he just loves to crush rebelions.

AD is not the min-max
mag dps bis was dunmer for a long time; now it's gonna be khajiit or breton /khajiit for crit, breton for sustain.

Redguard is bis for all stam dps, now it will be either still redguard or orc.

a lot of the people who play ESO here are fucking retarded.

>ingame racism over fictional races
OH NO NO NO NO NO....

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i sided with nobody cause i'm a redguard and can just cut so good i split a atom with a fucking sword and jump to another kalpa with my race.

(is actually how the redguards come to our TES world)

this thread should be ban on sight

Is giant skyrim lady, singular, fine?

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that's all just bethesda pandering to we wuz. redguards aren't from "another kalpa" they're tards who lost their continent to sloads probably who sank that shit and they cuban swam to hammerfell.

>cause i'm a redguard
Good cuz TES VI RedFall will be in Hammerfell

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>pandering to we wuz
let me guess, skyrim was your first game

>stormcucks think they can defeat the dominion
I've never seen a more cucked military, the only reason you broke ass farmers haven't been conquered yet is the empire. When the empire wins the way, you will coast off the victory.

my first was morrowind.

>thinking the nords will fight the aldmeri alone
regardless of who wins, both will be fighting against the dominion

Stormcloaks hands-down.

Although the Imperials' goals of """unification""" (or whatever bullshit) might seem honorable, they are, in practice, nothing more than thugs with fat wallets.

lol. skyrim faggot. read lore its older then We wuz

why did i already know this?

>regardless of who wins, both will be fighting against the dominion
The Empire won't support stormcucks

Has Special edition on lovers lab gotten better, fuck converting mods.

tv

>mag dps bis was dunmer for a long time
nope, altmer was the best magicka dps race before the patch, dunmer was the only acceptable alternative for mag dps, you would most of the time be kicked if you were a breton regardless the role or or dmg type

we wuz as a meme is new, we wuz as a concept is as old as Louis Farrakhan or more.

also t. nigger, absolutely low iq dumb ass reply.

for sure my guy, despite tullius saying that they plan on going to war with the dominion again, they'll just let the thalmor attack the nords for free without any retaliation and establish another front the imps will have to defend against

With the empire doing all the leg work.

name me one thing that had we wuz in TES

considering they're much larger, yeah clearly

and considering that the stormcucks want to kick out anyone who is a "true son or daughter of skyrim"

You're an idiot. Holy shit. BIS was always dunmer because you use FIRE STAVES FOR DPS. ALWAYS. only tanks in 4man will use lightning staves.

Fucking shit google for 2 minutes.
The only time you'd ever use an altmer is if you roll a sorc, and that's a shit class that hits low ass numbers.
ran a trials guild that ran vhof and skinned people for money and ran a progression with magik when vhof was still fresh

honestly kill yourself roleplayer.

They ought to, this fuck up is their fault to begin with

WE WUZ YOKUDANS N' SHIET

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When you're a race that breeds like rabbits compared to the assholes on the other side of the conflict, a ceasefire is immensely beneficial for you form the offset. Even if you have to make concessions, as long as you aren't probhibited from suring up the numbers the situation is likely advantageous for you. Unless Bethesda retconned the fact that elves live long and breed rarely.

Stormnigs can't wrap their head around the fact that this conflict isn't comparable to a real world conflict.

Meanwhile Windhelm is harboring Dunmer refugees for free, has dunmer farm owners right outside the city, even a fucking altmer merchant.
Fucking kill yourself retard.

Clearly not true, considering there's dunmer sitting in windhelm and riften, not being evicted

So what you're saying is the Stormcloaks are cringe and bluepilled?
>A-as long as they come here LEGALLY!

lmao

Dunmer should join stormcloaks

Imptards can't wrap their head around the fact that the Empire is so fucking compromised a member of the council had the Emperor assassinated, almost certainly due to Thalmor influence.
Thalmor are so far ahead of Imperial retards it isn't even funny. This was always the plan.

>not being evicted
not yet, and the citizens harass them daily

>harboring Dunmer refugees for free
lies

imperial are in the right here guys. They never enforced anything and planned to fight back when they have the power too. stormcloak are the sjws of TES always talking about "let me worship talos out loud instead of my fucking home". stormcloak are the muslims of skyrim

magsorc is considered as the only true mixmax for magicka, everyone in the forums will throw that in your face if you don't believe it

>let me worship talos out loud instead of my fucking home"
They did worship aloud. Ulfric just became a gigantic retard

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>So what you're saying is the Stormcloaks are cringe and bluepilled?
Yes actually. Just like Trump, Ulfric is a well meaning pussy who ate too many memes about inclusion and diversity and so his city is in shambles with leeching dunmer freeloaders while actual Nord citizens starve in the cold.
The only roaming death squads belong to the Dominion and the Empire.

All the worthwhile dunmer either died or are roughing it in the smoking crater of post-apocalyptic Vvardenfell
They're not sending their best

Ulfric is also a cpward who challenges someone to a honor duel and uses a fucking ancient type of magic to win, the greybeards who taught him would not condone the use of the voice in such a way

let me correct myself then user.


" WORSHIP talos! (OUTLOUD)" said the snowpeople
Ulfric: DAMN SNOWNIGS DON'T LET ME PRAY TO TALOS. WAR BECAUSE REASONS

Neither - be the neutral party, a renegade hero who kills all high elves and dragons in skyrim (except paarthurnax)

>be me
>Imperial Nobleman walking through the streets of Windhelm after Tullius conquered it and ended the civil war with my buds and guards
>decided to have some fun at the expense of others
>broke some dumb inbred Nord smith's favorite axe by hitting the ground with it after asking to test it out
>didn't pay for it after and made him angry
>guards body him when he tries to get to me while I yell 'By the Gods! Assault!'
>decide to go into the temple of Talos
>stupid Nord priest tells us that we aren't welcome here and that we can't take away his worship of Talos
>letsseeaboutthat.conjuration
>clap hands and send for the Justiciars
>Thalmor come and string him up, prepare him for an execution tomorrow
>gottem.aetherius
>decide to go down to the docks now and see who I can pick on
>see it's populated only by filthy Argonians and Khajiits
>fellow nobleman buddy gets slashed across the face when he steps on some khajiit whore's tail
>call for the Thalmor Justiciars again
>have the whole workforce of Khajiits sentenced to death
>the order is approved by the High Chancellor
>tfw

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i joined the jews side. why fight when i can destroy the towers and laugh at the elves when they go bye bye too

>and the citizens harass them daily
a couple drunks you fucking retard, there's even some virtue signalling nord prick wandering around talking about how they need to renovate the gray quarter while the whole city crumbles and there's not enough guards to go around because they're in the midst of an asymmetric war
Why the fuck are the dunmer even in Windhelm if the stormcloaks are so racist, why don't they go ask Solitude to take them in?

>lies
Goddamn you are so retarded

It's even funnier considering the High King would've supported Ulfric if he just asked

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When you think about it, it makes sense
The empire hasn't done shit for the dunmer, basically left them hanging during the oblivion crisis and the red year, meanwhile the nords gave them solstheim and allowed them to take refuge in skyrim. The smart play would be for dunmer to join the stormcloaks and hopefully down the road use that goodwill to help the dunmer retake southern morrowind from the argonians

retard you're wrong.
sorcs are a gutted class that don't hit the highest dps and haven't for a LONG TIME. magblade is the hardest hitting dps, you run double firestaves; you run siroria/masterarchitect/mother sorrow and bsw and zaans,
MAG nb hits 60k+
mag sorc never hits over 50, and is not allowed in top trials guilds, pet sorcs especially.

You don't know what you're talking about stop replying, do you wanna do a parse? I play this a game a lot more than you do (clearly) and have way more content done. Stop replying.

Graybeards are a bunch of isolated cucks who don't give a shit about Skyrim

The high king was a worthless faggot and an imperial puppet and would have merely gotten in Ulfric's way. He should've fucked off to Cyrodil instead of mistaking himself for a real Nord.

considering that 80% of the forum's community are ADs, that pretty much tells the forums are run by an autistic community

It doesn't matter. The Mede Empire sucks even the Titus I was pretty based. Ulfric is shit, he pretends to uphold Nordic Culture(TM) when he never even utters the name of a single Nord god other than maybe Shor, it's been a while since I've played Skyrim so I don't really remember. He's essentially a Septim Empire loyalist, since what he wants is for Skyrim to adopt the culture of Cyrodiil just prior to the Oblivion Crisis. In short, House Redoran needs to make Skyrim the rightful Dunmeri clay that it is and begin the First Continental Empire of Resdayn.

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>magblade is the hardest hitting dps
>m-muh Magicka Detonation
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Are you retarded?
Magicka det isn't a nb ability and is not used in dps...

Youre a stupid nigger.

The problem with the Grey Quarter is that most of the people there have been alive since the Red Year, and living there since the Red Year. In other words, several generations of Nords have passed over the two centuries. The Dunmer of the Grey Quarter have kept to themselves and largely don't interact with the rest of Windhelm; they view themselves as guests and stick to their own so as to not bother the rest of the city. This may have worked two centuries earlier, but during TESV, it's the reason why there's even tension to begin with.
The Nords and Dunmer have a very long history of racial enmity that makes the squabbles over the Grey Quarter look like toddlers fighting over toys. A ton of progress has been made over the third and fourth eras, to the point where if Morrowind stepped in and took control, House Redoran might actually be able to absorb a good deal of Skyrim just by being able to actually like protect the people and resume having like an economy and shit. Morrowind isn't in shambles anymore. Balmora was being rebuilt a month after the Red Day. That was two hundred years before TESV.

The graybeards care enough about skyrim to remain neutral and not form a side and demand that blood be spilled like a power hungry warmonger. A great judge of ulfric is his second in command who wasnt happy seeing enough nords die in the great war and so demands brother turn on brother in skyrim

i think you're a new player who heard people talk about pvp magblade bombers once. I think you're not familiar enough w the game, to be arguing this that other guy clearly knows more than you (even though hes bein a mad lad).

fpbp

Argonians were the only civilization able to actually fight back against the Oblivion crisis. They kicked the hell out of Dagon's forces, pushed them back into Oblivion, followed them through the gates, and raided the place for all its armor and weapons to the point that Dagon had to close the gates in Black Marsh to prevent his realm from being completely overrun. Now Black Marsh has a bunch of Argonians running around in Daedric and Ebony armor. Cyrodil struggled with the high elves and Skyrim can barely beat back a modest Imperial garrison. No one is prepared for the inevitable Argonian uprising.

what server do you play on? PC, PS4? NA?

isn't southern morrowind still held by argonians?

The Greybeards can't even talk, other than Arngeir and Paarthurnax. They would kill anyone present if they even tried. To them, Ulfric's display might be immature, but it's essentially nothing. It's no shouting down of the wall of Old Hrol'dan.

>implying the hist wont be too busy huffing its own sap farts to help out the argonians with that global buff when they need it

It's easy to be faux-virtuous and disconnected when you're an order of ancient NEET buttbuddies, hiding up on a mountaintop with your lunch being delivered by peasants
They don't care who lives or dies down there and if they don't want the voice being "abused" aka used before one solitary nord hero got buttblasted about it and decided to deprive everyone of it, they should learn to vet their candidates better.

>Romans were Nordic.
I love when people just casually prove how stupid they are. You don't even know what Nordic means.

at the point of downplaying sorcs with pets due to Necropotence? dude stop samefagging and cry me a river

>smoking crater of post-apocalyptic Vvardenfell
Yeah, maybe two hundred years ago. Balmora was being rebuilt a month after the Red Year. Argonians have set up towns in the Ascadian Isles since their bodies could withstand the temperatures there. House Redoran effectively occupied every sector House Hlaalu could, to the point where Hlaalu lost its Great House status. And yeah, the Oblivion Crisis and Red Year sucked for House Redoran. But they survived, and after two centuries, are now thriving. House Telvanni is doing absolutely fine, and I'm sure Indoril is doing fine too with the new church structure(especially being able to claim the Nerevarine as a god-hero). The Dunmer were weak and lost some land to the Argonians. Who cares? They are no longer who they were two hundred years ago. They are changed, and they are truly post-apocalypse. Not in the way that that usually means, with ruins of civilization being all that's left. They have risen from the ashes.

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WE

whatever you say dunigger

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Wish we could go back to morrowind/vvardenfell. I also wonder how house indoril copes with the fact that the nerevarine probably joined either redoran or telvanni

Not all of it. Where southern Morrowind turns from plains to swamps(so essentially Black Marsh-lite) is now Argonian territory. In other words, literally no one cares.

>The problem with the Grey Quarter is that there are dunmer in it
ftfy, they're whiny entitled freeloading slobs that are happy that nord girls are getting gutted in the night all because they're upset they're not top priority to Ulfric (who kinda has other things on his plate)
Ulfric is an utter dweeb for not kicking them out and giving their housing to all the homeless nords but I guess he takes the oaths of his forefathers seriously or something. What a racist

My greek cousins and I have blonde or light brown hair and they're all blue eyed. get bent nordcuck. Sidenote: there should be an open world ancient greek game that isn't asscreed.

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...that doesn't even make sense.
necro isn't even best on a mag sorc; necro would do better on a magwarden and a mag blade lmao, you have to double bar sorc pets to get the effect of necro, meanwhile you can summon the betty netch and the shade and it stays up keeping your necro up on both bars. holy shit you are legit retarded.

I kinda do too, but I wouldn't want current Bethesda to touch it. And I doubt they care, Almalexia was crazy so the Nerevarine didn't really have a choice.
>swamp lizards take some swamps
Wow oh no surely the Dunmer have been handed their asses this time
How will they ever recover
It's amazing how far the Argonians fell. Early Fourth Era Argonians took pride in invading Oblivion. Current Argonians brag about taking land their neighbours didn't even want anyway.

so is this map accurate?

Greek here. I have blond hair, fair skin and grey eyes, a trait I inherited from my paternal grandmother. My paternal grandfather has dark skin and brown eyes, my maternal grandfather has fair skin and brown eyes and my maternal grandmother has fair skin and green eyes. Our genes are a mess.

who ever told I was referring to MagDet being an NB skill? MagDet was only used by NB back then, today it sucks and even then it didn't even proc Soulshine lol (making the set more useless than it already is, unless you wanna try a templar dps out of it)

cope

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>Romans were Nordic.
You're fucking retarded.

>Male Argonians
Gay and Rockjoint pilled. Gimme the Hist sappies.

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argonians are trannys accoding to lore

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He's still going.

Doesn't need to proc soulshine, two things: We've been talking about DPS this whole time, not bombing flags in imp city. No one uses mag det unless bombing, nbs are best for bombing, but they are also best for mag dps, and bis is dunmer.

Ulfric's band is just as entitled. They claim to uphold Nordic Culture when they act more like the counts of Cyrodiil than his ancestors. But that's inconvenient for his image, isn't it? Ulfric's incompetence is only highlighted further by the serial killer. Whose to say it's not an Imperial spy? Surely that would be important. And you seem to have it mixed up. The Dunmer of the Grey Quarter, guests in Skyrim, have no stake in the Civil War. Yet Ulfric and his men demand they serve, feeling entitled to their service with promises of nothing in return. House Redoran needs to step in, clearly the Truest Son of Skyrim(TM) needs some help being a fucking ruler.

Skyrim is shit

Good enough, yeah.

Only because the Hist loves occasionally fucking with them.

Haha what if you were an Argonian dude and then by the power of some kalpa-hopping trees you were suddenly a girl and your human friend wanted to bone you? Just asking for a friend but can you imagine lmao

Soulshine has only ever been used by pvp magplars and not even a lot. magplars in pvp use transmutation and Innate axiom or light fortified brass.

Idk how you can continue to argue when you clearly are outclassed here.

So what? They are also trees according to lore.

>followed them through the gates, and raided the place for all its armor and weapons to the point that Dagon had to close the gates in Black Marsh to prevent his realm from being completely overrun.
Shit really?

I want a Skyrim mod that allows me to conquer and defend territory alongside my skeletal army while armies of crusaders try to reclaim my lands as I throw clouds of disease and lightning bolts from my battlements as an evil wizard.

Someone make it for me please.

haha

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Dunmer:
>Play life on hard mode
>Live in the hardest province without the cheats the Dwemer had
>Get exploded
>Rebuild near the fucking epicenter a month later
>Become one of the most stable societies on the continent two hundred years after
Argonians:
>Play on easy mode, living in a province literally suited exclusively to them
>Have done nothing of note ever until the Oblivion Crisis, and then nothing of note after
>Take conquering some swamps as an actual meaningful victory
Have fun splashing in the mud, scaley boye

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based and hahapilled

This is one of the only things about the Argonians that's based.

you forgot another one that has bitten the dust, still remember when critfags using Shadow stone were rampaging on the forums

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yea user, that would be real funny haha. so glad that will never happen!

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Choose to be neutral. Doing that quest destroys the game

Storm cloaks!btw any good mods for xbone. I'm going to make a new play through and I need combat to be better

least I have plants, ashfaggot

Only Dres territory, which is as it should be anyways.

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You do realize soil fertilized by volcanic ash and magma is extremely nutrient rich, and extremely fertile, don't you?

No I don't remember that. Most people were happy to drop acuity. It does sound like you and the guy you quoted are both just idiots who don't play and just lurk the forums.

>argonians at the apex of their power invade all of morrowind
>a couple n'wahs from ald'ruhn kick their shit in and get bored once they start fighting in swamps and go home to eat more eggs

and yet you have no plants

Stormoak gang

>imagine siding with an empire literally cursed because the dragon fires went out
>bastard dynasty
>outlawed worship of CONFIRMED GOD and basically patron saint of Nords, Talos
>Talos also founded the empire so their ancestors are NOT smiling on them
>Inquisitors torture and murder worshippers, not even stopping short of interrupting the placement of the High King's war horn at a shrine, as is tradition
>Jarls being replaced at the behest of Imperial bribes, confirmed in Falkreath
>distant emperor doesn't give a fuck about Skyrim

Meanwhile
>Chad stormcloaks hold their own/win against Tamriel-spanning Empire
>Thalmor want status-quo, free Skyrim is a confirmed bad end for the Thalmor
>Nords a statistic minority in Skyrim, when skyrim belongs to the Nords, Skyrim is their ancestral home by right of conquest, and as they were created at the throat of the world
>no intentions of provoking conflict between Free Skyrim and the Empire, could presumably co-operate against Aldemeri Dominion and their bitch bois
>not scared to fight them if they have to though

Stormcloaks are the ONLY choice for a happy Skyrim and to fuck the elves, I'm correct and you aren't

The correct answer is neither. The civil war will still be happening during ES:VI

>nords were created at the throat of the world
no they're from atmora...

>likely due to Thalmor influence
The thing is, while I agree that the Mede Empire is shit, its emperors are not. Titus II, while less cool than Titus I, is no fool. You're asking where the pieces should be placed, when you really mean to ask when.
>End the war with basically both sides losing
>Moral is extremely low
>Agree to outlaw protector god of the Empire
>Skip forward as core recruitment province is having a civil war on the eve of Great War 2.0
>Be old
>Be dying anyway
>Set up a plot to be murdered, and have the Thalmor blamed for it publicly regardless of whether or not they actually carry it out
>Immediate hate-fueled moral boost
>Unify fractured province
>Fantastic casus belli

>and as they were created at the throat of the world

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Learn that on civ vi? retard.

>The civil war will still be happening during ES:VI
No, it really won't. Between Oblivion and Skyrim we've had Black Marsh and Hammerfell leave the Empire, as well as see Elsweyr and Valenwood fall under control of Thalmor forces. With all this and the Emperor being assassinated, we're looking at the complete death of the Empire by TES VI.

All will be crushed by the undead uprising

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The Atmorans were from Atmora. Saying the Atmorans are Nords is like saying the Nedes are Imperials, reductionist to the point of being incorrect. Kyne is believed by many Nords to have breathed them into existence on top of the Throat of the World, documented in several sources(Varieties of Faith, Children of the Sky, Pocket Guide to the Empire, etc.).

volcanology.geol.ucsb.edu/soil.htm

>the typical Imperial """"scholars""""
The Human conceived at the throat of the world, migrated to Atmora, and then came back.

The chad reclaimation of Skyrim

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Nigga the first nords came from Atmora, are you retarded?

based

The atmorans became the nords over time historically, the kyne stuff is a myth

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>be Mannimarco
>Become a god
>Do literally nothing ever again other than attack a Mages Guild
xD

>argonians are trannys accoding to lore
>are also trees according to lore
why do redditers parrot this? theres no ingame source for the first one and the second is really stretching based on what little we know about the hist

Wrong.
The nord empire was founded by Atmoran invaders and were calling themselves nords. Some books are wrong, confirmed by bethesda.

the mannimarco that attacked the mages guild was the mortal one left over from the warp in the west fuckery

He lacked conviction

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>according to legend
Snowelves>nords

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That book is wrong as fuck. Every other source claims that the Ehlnofey who later became men as opposed to mer, rose out of atmora and akavir.

the only elves worth a shit are the dunmer

It's very clearly not. What most likely happened is that the Atmorans and Nords mixed, like we see with the Nedes and Atmorans. The fact that you say this shows how little you know about the Nords and their history. Do you think that Wulfharth was just bullshitting about being the husband of Kyne? Even when she spread his ashes across the skies of Resdayn during the War of the First Council? Even when her breath animated his ashen corpse to be companion to Hjalti-Early Beard? xD

Eh, not that guy, the snow elves are bretty cool. Shame they were a bunch of pussies apparently.

Alright, so your books are wrong. I can play this game too, fren.

>the mannimarco that attacked the mages guild
i don't believe that was really him. it has to be a fake using his name

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The Altmer religion is literally about being worth a shit. I too am a Dunmeriboo, but credit where it's due, the Altmer are pretty based.

didn't he make something happen that makes it so black gems are made easily.

>Fourth Era Nords are so cucked that they'd rather believe they're descended from forest people on some continent no one cares about anymore than one of the gods they stopped worshipping
Absolute yikes

>Some books are wrong, confirmed by bethesda
this is something that more people need to realize. the books you find in the games are meant to be written by the people in the games who were either lacking information or writing mythology.
none of it should ever be taken at face value

>Shame they were a bunch of pussies apparently.
they tried to make peace with the nords and the nords killed them anyway

>Most people were happy to drop acuity.
Including me, but some crying kids got pissed, kinda like a short version of Curse Eater's banter during ESO's 1st years where forumfags have been wildly defending it.

You're citing imperial books, and then said
>typical imperial scholar

fucking autist.

Nords and imperials and nedes all came from atmora in different waves of migration.

Not that I'm aware of?

>Argonians' genders are sometimes referred to as life-phases. It is said that upon exiting the juvenile stage of life, an Argonian will lick Hist sap in order to stimulate the hormonal glands, which sprout appropriate organs from which the Argonian's gender can be determined. However, this is unconfirmed,[44] and Argonian hatchlings may apparently be of either gender.[45]

en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Myths_and_Legends_of_the_Hist
en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Travelling-New-Woman

Argonian gender is determined by Hist ingestion. They're not even named until they have a physical sex.

If you class TESO as lore-friendly, there are even ceremonies where Argonians have ceremonies to change sex.

en.uesp.net/wiki/Online:A_Grand_Transformation

I can't even imagine being this delusional. Props fag.

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I didn't say that, are you sure you're replying to the right person? While it's true that the Nedes were likely an early Atmoran immigrant group, the Imperials and Nords certainly were not.

>the kyne stuff is a myth
Fuck outta here Darwinist cuck. What's next, your grandfather was a sload?

What provinces are still part of the empire during the events of Skyrim?
If Black Marsh is still a part then the argonians can fuck up the thalmor based on their success against the oblivion gates.

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imperials are nedic descendants with nord admixture and nords are 100% from atmora.

nice

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Nerf fanatical lizards pls
>the only non-Cyrodil province in the "empire of man" is the lizard kingdom

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

high rock, skyrim and cyrodiil basically and thats it

hammerfell declared independence and after a bit of butthurt from the imps they got it
black marsh and morrowind kind of just left and got out scot free

teso is not canon and nothing about that morrowind npc implies a sex change

Cyrodiil
Northern Morrowind
Skyrim if you side with the Imperials, which likely won't be canon

>If Black Marsh is still a part
They're not. The province left ages ago and have been secretive as fuck since.

Hammerfell is no longer a part of the faction. Tensions rose to a burning point when the Empire refused to send reinforcements during a critical battle against the Thalmor.

There's nothing to settle because nothing happens regardless of which side you pick. The world barely changes.

Eso is canon. confirmed canon..
youtu.be/lNUCtNOp5dQ?t=152

Doesn't matter, Argonians canonically have their gender determined after birth via Hist ingestion. They're trannies to the max, and you're playing tranny lizards, you fag.

>Stormcloaks are quite literally controlled opposition.

The Stormcloaks aren't controlled by the Thalmor. The Stormcloaks winning is just as bad for the Thalmor.

>magplars in pvp use transmutation and Innate axiom or light fortified brass
>no Light of Cyrodiil to pair with Innate Axiom
based and ebonheart pilled

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dumbest fucking theory ever, Mede wouldn't sacrifice his soul to Sithis like that. The fact that he has no successor...well just look at IRL history. It's rarely ever a good time much less when you have enemy agents moving freely throughout your domain. Lay off the reddit theorycraft.

>after a bit of butthurt from the imps they got it
lmao wut. The Empire literally released all their soldiers in the area from their pledges and duties so they could fuck the Aldmeri without risking the ceasefire.

>a youtube video

>Argonians canonically have their gender determined after birth via Hist ingestion
prove it

>BASED Jarls replace losers
>butthurt from other sides supporters
Worth the bloodshed, catch you in sovngarde moron

You dont get interrupted a lot in open world pvp and channels aren't long enough to make the 15% mitigation worth it, it is a lot of max mag, but there are better damage sets for mag plar.

Literally read the fucking links I gave you

>It is said that when a Saxhleel emerges from juvenescence, it finds a nearby Hist tree to lick sap from its bole. The elements in the sap quicken the hormonal glands, which sprout appropriate organs from which the Argonian's gender can be determined. Immediately afterward, an appropriate mate is found and reproduction occurs. The female soon lays one or more eggs, which are moved to a hatching pool where gestation and spawning takes place.

Yeah, they didn't do anything but the empire was still mad about it happening

morrowind isn't part of the empire anymore

Lol really struggling there
>youtube video
Yes a youtube video of someone from bethesda confirming eso is canon, kill yourself.

teso is not a valid source
a morrowind npc with a funny name means nothing
stop trying to insert your fetish where it doesnt belong

>no matter what side you choose almost all the Jarls are disappointing or at best mediocre
Also Balgruff is an overrated bad dad and politically wishywashy. His kids will promptly run Whiterun into the ground once he croaks.

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>all sources that don't confirm my opinion are wrong

>The Empire won't support stormcucks

The primary place of invasion would be along the border of Cyrodiil. The Empire doesn't have a choice. The war would break out and then Stormcloak armies would march down into Cyrodiil.

Why would Summerset try to invade Skyrim? They'd have to deal with long, ocean lines of supply through Redguard corsair, Highrock pirate infested waters and storms off the Sea of Ghosts. Skyrim is suitable for defense. When Summerset forces were committed to Skyrim the Imperials would then invade Elsweyr and Valinwood. It makes no sense to invade Skyrim rather than Cyrodiil.

That is a one time irreversible procedure though.

>TESO is not a valid source
Todd literally gave the game his blessing and confirms it canon. Why do you think the UESP, the most autistic wiki on the internet, is sourcing it for information?

Sorry pal, you play tranny lizards.

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>burns down your capital city
>captures the historical capital city of house Hlaalu and House Dres
>rapes hundreds of thousands of dunmer sluts who all give birth to argonian babies
>get bored, decide you dont want the ash covered mass grave that is the rest of morrowind
>go home
>still own the south to this day
SEEEEEEEETHING DARKIE

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That has nothing to do with transsexuality though. Transsexuality would imply that they change genders instead of being born genderless and acquiring a gender after ingesting a specific substance. Nothing states that they can swap back or change it back after that substance had created their primary characteristics.

>No I don't remember that.
don't tell me they deleted the threads swearing to kill Todd if they wouldn't change back, they fucking got more triggered than the set's proc after turning into direct dmg only

faggots on youtube are not a source
a shitty cash in mmo is not a source

fuck off furfag

Yeah, the only reason the dominion has access to Skyrim is because the Empire rolled out the red carpet for them
They need this, it's all part of their plan and the Empire of course is being perfectly obliging in their unreasonable demand to persecute Nords (and thereby poison the ages-long brotherhood between Imperial and Nord)
Of course the Thalmor would never have even tried if they didn't know for sure that the Empire would do the wrong thing. Good goys

>a shitty cash in mmo is not a source
But it is, and the game is confirmed canon by Bethesda. You don't get to decide what is and isn't canon.

Not even a proponent of it, just saying that it doesn't make them "a literal transexxual race". If anything, it makes them a completely gender neutral race incapable of reproduction or even having a gender without the hist.

Nah, just let the dominion use imperial supply lines to destroy the Stormcloaks, then cut the elves nuts and have both problems solved. ezpz

WE WUZ

Todd Howard has nothing to do with ESO, you need to really stop. you're the same guy from before, you really wanna sound like you know what you're talking about but you are not familiar enough with ESO to participate, you sound like you hit cp160 and all normal dungeons/normal craglorn trials and think you're like a veteran player. It's dripping with autism and it needs to cease.

>Nah, just let the dominion use imperial supply lines to destroy the Stormcloaks, then cut the elves nuts and have both problems solved. ezpz

The Empire is decrepit. Look what it did to Skyrim. The Jarls are useless asshats living in luxury. The races of men would be stronger fighting for their own people rather than a falling apart bureaucracy a thousand miles away.

>those apple textures

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kys snownigger. You want Skyrim for the Nords? Fine, don't cry when the empire facilitates your anal reconstruction at the hand of the piss skins.

Boys go Imperial
Men play Oblivion as an Imperial instead as it is a vastly superior game

Stormcloaks are basically the ISIS or Al-Qaeda to the Thalmor's US. They want them to exist, but the idea of them scoring any kind of definitive win is a net negative.

The stormcloak effort hinges on the assumption of a relative stalemate for which the Empire can exploit. Anything less is basically a net negative.

>Look what it did to Skyrim
You mean look at what Skyrim did to itself by not killing Ulfric as soon as he shouted down the king and preventing the Aldmeri Dominion from having to force the Empire to enforce the terms of the White-Gold Concordat instead of just worshiping Talos in secret and slowly preparing for the inevitable round two?

>shitty dev panders to trannies and furries for extra money
the setting is dead

What on earth gave you the impression that the Empire aren't the obliging lapdogs of the Dominion at this point? Tullius can swagger all he likes, he gets his orders from Cyrodil and Cyrodil answers to Thalmor coin now.
Even with that Thalmor bitch blatantly fomenting discord in Skyrim, all Tullius can do is seethe and damage control. If he wasn't a cuck he'd quietly help the Stormcloaks off her.

Well let's check out this book that apparently explains how the thalmor "own Ulfric" and the whole movement is controlled opposition.

"Operational Notes: Direct contact remains a possibility (under extreme circumstances), but in general the asset should be considered dormant. As long as the civil war proceeds in its current indecisive fashion, we should remain hands-off. The incident at Helgen is an example where an exception had to be made - obviously Ulfric's death would have dramatically increased the chance of an Imperial victory and thus harmed our overall position in Skyrim. (NOTE: The coincidental intervention of the dragon at Helgen is still under scrutiny. The obvious conclusion is that whoever is behind the dragons also has an interest in the continuation of the war, but we should not assume therefore that their goals align with our own.) A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed".

The main thing they would want is indecisive battles, bleeding out both the empire to make it weaker, and the stormcloaks to secure their place in Skyrim. The empire because it prevents any potential resistance, and the Stormcloaks because they are the only thing actively opposing the Thalmor. The only solution would be decisive victory, and elimination of all Elven influence. Considering that the Stormcloaks are already holding their own in the war, if the Dragonborn sides with them, then it will tip it fully in their favor. The player character in a TES game is usually pretty influential, for example in Oblivion. With the help of npcs at points, you basically single-handedly repel the invasion of a literal fantasy equivalent of hell. It applies for the pc in skyrim as well. The player character is way more powerful/intelligent than most grunt npcs on either side.

Basically, decisive stormcloak victory + holocaust of ALL high elves (not just thalmor) will remove most of their influence.

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All I'm hearing is "wah wah wah im a little snow nigger bitchboi." You think so highly of Talos and the race of man? How about you support his and their empire you fair-weather faggot.

>Considering that the Stormcloaks are already holding their own in the war
They aren't, they're barely managing to keep a stalemate. You make for a pretty impressive demagogue, you first went over all the things that prove you wrong in the beginning and then turned around and claimed that they make you right, skipping the rest entirely.

Cringe, the absolute state of Empirecucks

Am I the only one that's going to buy this?

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>sacrifice his soul to Sithis
>implying he would even believe in Sithis, or believe in Sithis the same way as the DB do, or even know the DB would be his assassins
Anyway, we don't know if he has an heir or not. I agree that it would be dumb if there isn't an heir, but I would guess that there is an heir.

>retroactively changing major parts of the lore in a shitty mmo that nobody fucking plays
what were they thinking

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So you've got nothing to say? The Empire is Talos' empire you fucking twit. Do all Nords run and cry like pansies when things don't go their way?

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looks like a scam to fleece gullible reddit and tumblr types

more active players than FFXIV and WoW.

It'd be a moot point if the Imperials weren't complete shit and just went "woops the Stormcloaks are too stronk and our legions are too weak because of you fucking elves" and let them go like Hammerfell. It's not like the Dominion wants the WGC broken, they don't have the might to enforce it hence the skullduggery.
With Skyrim and the Empire on good terms they could easily join forces in the future and Skyrim would probably rejoin the Empire because, at least before the rebellion, they were the bestest of bros since the very beginning.
But no the Empire is garbage and with the Emperor gone it's in freefall.

all mmos are inherently shit

Does FF release player numbers? Because WoW doesn't.

There are metrics you can check, logins per day etc. All of it is available, of course, it has to be avail per shareholders.

post it then yo

how bout get off my dick

>makes claims
>wont back it up
>yfw

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>I hated the main quest in Skyrim and that I had to be fucking 'dragonborn', doesn't make sense playing anything other than nords.
That's the main thing I disliked about the game. I just want to be Grug the orc and smash shit left and right or whatever I want to, just le me be without the epic goodgoyest linear chosen one faggotry.
Oblivion was better in that aspect... As in many others.

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>Leave the best society to live in the harshest area on the continent
>Have one of your gods consume one of your former countrymen's gods and shit him out into a new god for all to see
>Survive with the blessing of three of the gods everyone hates in the province no one else can reliably live in without cheats enabled
>fight with an win against a civilization with technology unrivaled by civilizations even thousands of years newer powered by the Heart of a god
>send hairy barbarians back on their asses and keep the Heart of their god after killing him so thoroughly that he turned to ashes
>create three gods just because it can happen
>have the greatest empire in history decide not to conquer you, even after giving it the ultimate weapon with which to do so, out of pure respect
>Create a barrier made out of souls so strong that the god trapped inside can't break through
>lose to the Daedra after being betrayed by Imperial cowards
>Take it as an opportunity to purge the weak and corrupt Hlaalu and Dres
>Have a moon suspended over one of the major trade centers, held in place by sheer love
>Moon falls, and swamp geckos use it as a chance to take some more swamps
>No one cares
>Within a month, rebuild basically next to the site of impact
>Rebuild a society without two of the links that held the old one back by forcing it to rely more on Imperials and slaves than on its own people
>Be so respected that your archenemies since the fucking Dawn give cede you territory
>Become one of the most stable societies post-Great War
Ha ha muh ssssseeeeething. Try saying it again without the hiss, snake.

I always play as an ultra racist Nord who doesn't put a second thought into joining the Stormcloaks and kill all high elves on sight. Amusingly, he's also a pretty bad person and a vampire, and I take many wives including non-Nords.

That's because Oblivion is more Martin's story than your character's, you're just along for his ride. In Morrowind, you aren't even the Nerevarine until you make yourself fit the "prophecy". In Daggerfall, you can ignore the Blades entirely and not even participate in the events directly leading to the Warp in the West. In Arena the story is so basic that it doesn't matter.

>Oblivion was better in that aspect... As in many others.
Being Martin's fluffer wasn't much better

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>'dragonborn', doesn't make sense playing anything other than nords.
It's whoever Akatosh chooses

How do I get into daggerfall. I've played and enjoyed every other game even arena

This tbqh
How can empiretards explain themselves any longer

Based and redpilled, the chad Amoral nord

This is canon

I never did the civil war quests. Heard they were meaningless

Yeah. Some kind of alliance against the Thalmor would be ideal, but that's not really an option in the game. Out of the two choices it's harder to evaluate.
Or you could just remove that and skip straight to final solution.

the method of doing it and the possibility of an agent in the leader is wrong.
but the right of a group of people to choose how they want to be governed is a natural right, stormcloaks

They're meaningless in that either outcome isn't really meaningfully different from the other. But getting either outcome is better than not getting any of them at all.

You do know it wouldn't have been the first time that the emperor and all his heirs died, right?

>In Daggerfall, you can easily permanently fail the main quest simply by being tardy

It's very much a sandbox. At the bare minimum you need to make an attempt to roleplay. Don't force it though, it's not for everyone (hence the series going full themepark)
Also dungeon diving in that game is realistically dangerous and if you don't prepare, you're going to have a bad time.
Daggerfall Unity is almost complete and already being modded heavily, in a year or so it's going to be packed with content. Might be worth waiting for that.

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lmao I use that set combination too, paired with Valkyn Skoria and Vampirism (Mist Form + Bat Swarm), good sustain makes you almost invincible against small groups in PVP Cyrodill

It's like three months in game. You'll have to be playing for quite a while to miss all of the chances you get to start the main quest.

hey retards, still shillin' in such delusion as "only sets matter"?

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Not even an alliance is necessary, Empire just needs to be the one not curbstomping the same people they were fighting alongside a decade earlier.
Thalmor can't really do shit, they can accuse the Empire of operating in bad faith but they can't prove it. Of course that would require the Empire to not be a corrupt shithole that is already losing all desire to fight the Dominion due to Thalmor influencing corrupt politicians.
It's absolute lunacy, the Empire was born from men fighting together against mer tyranny.

No.

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Not really.

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play enderal

Hopefully RedFall is as big as 76

no

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I think he's showing a damage + sustain set, I've heard this one is a bit broken (like every other "invincible" build)

More likely it's a cheap cash-in on food vaguely related to skyrim crossed with the fact that recipe defense is an uphill battle legally. There's a reason why companies like Coca cola keep the exact recipe secret rather than patenting it, after all.

if it has sailing then the ocean needs to be large enough that you don't cross iliac bay in minutes. the ocean being larger the means the land also has to be much larger. i imagine es 6 is going to be massive.

there should be a cooking skill in elder scrolls 6 and a huge cooking component with hundreds of recipes and food ingredients and items.

>ignores them yeeting on snow elves
>ignores them dabbing on dragons
Here's your (you)

you will be lucky if theres any skills in the next game

they can't get rid of skills like in fallout. the whole conceit of elder scrolls character building is using the skills to level them up and then leveling the character after enough skill level ups. fallout always followed the classic rpg kill monsters complete quests to get xp system.

>implying there will be stats in Skyrim 2
>implying it won't be entirely perk based

I thought the same about attributes but here we are

It's been settled once and for all already.
There's nothing to discuss.
You're just making a pointless thread for shitposting in.
Fuck off.

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attributes were never like the skills. and all they really did was instead of abstracting the attribute stats like before now you just add 10 points directly to health magicka and stamina. the only thing not represented anymore is magic rengen rate.

>Sithis actually fucking works like that

Edge

Neither: The setting works best with the civil war in the backdrop. Neither side is necessarily better than the other anyways and that's a good thing. Forcing an end to the war - preferably after dealing with Alduin because priorities - puts mankind in a better position than during the war, regardless of who sits on the throne.

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Post her standing straight up, I need to see how big she is

everything about skyrim's setting is trash, they made everything needlessly grim and dark

>implying that we aren't at the end of the Flavian (Mede) dynasty and about to get a Trajan.

the empire in skyrim is much closer to the 4th century roman empire and its all down hill for them

Titus Mede is literally Domitian

Doesn't Morrowind get exploded a second time, and then eventually gret completely destroyed by Numidium?

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Something to be said for how the politics of Skyrim's holds are mirrored across the sides of the civil war:
>Incompetent Jarl of middling importance city get replaced by a more competent Jarl when the city changes hands (Falkreath / Dawnstar)
>Honorable Jarl of major economic hub replaced by a comically corrupt loyalist when the city changes hands (Markarth / Riften)
>Mildly unpopular Jarl of bumfuck nowhere settlement is replaced with someone even more forgettable and inconsequential (Morthal / Winterhold)
I more or less agree. It stands out even more when resolving the civil war changes nothing about that.

dunmer women are sluts

>empire disintegrating
>provinces breaking away
>invasion
>capitol city sacked
all they need is roving bands of barbarians and its the year 410

>Todd Howard has nothing to do with ESO
>you get banned if you name your toon "Todd" or "Todd Howard"
dude, I think I'm starting to believe on that poor user xDDD

no u

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Does no one like orcs? Is orsimer lore really that bad that one picks them? I always like making a tough, brawny orc.

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By the same reasoning, mankind would be more or less as well-off with an Imperial victory backed by the Dragonborn: The only war that matters is the spiritual one over the worship of Talos, and that can be fought by a victorious Stormcloak Skyrim or a relatively reunified Empire (i.e: Whoever the Dragonborn chooses)

Orcs are completely irrelevant and always will be because TES is a special snowflake setting and doesn't want to be mistaken for Tolkien, Warhammer or Warcraft. Todd would probably erase them if he could but he realizes that is the one thing that would bring more attention to orcs than simply ignoring them.

>Does no one like orcs?
Orsinium will probably be in TES VI

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Sorry hun but nothing that the Dragonborn does can be recognized by the canon. Even deciding the victor of the civil war will turn out irrelevant and forgotten by history.
He will just have a sudden inexplicable bout of wanderlust and exit stage left.

I like how TES does Orcs but I rarely pick them because I pick an even more irrelevant race

Of course, as with every TES game. I'll entertain this headcanon until TES VI comes out and sets it in stone though.

Same, I remember a guildmate of mine hitting the report button demaning 3000 Crowns for his wasted Mech Acuity, he was so pissed on the guildchat. Then he made an orc named Tod Hogward and then he spammed on the yell chat that he was going to nerf Berserk, Hundings, Purge skill and few other stuff, he got banned on the next day.

Don't worry, Nords used to be a meme race too. Bosmer will get their day.

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It sucks because I felt like, for what little done with the orcs, are fairly interesting take on orcs while still going for the tribal society trope always associated with them.

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Being spurned both ingame and on a meta level suits them
A shame they're going to get replaced as a TES player race someday hehehe

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>Dunmer:
>>Play life on hard mode
How the fuck is having three Gods do literally everything for you for three Eras "Hard Mode"

Typical dunmer victim complex, they had mommy Azura wiping their bottoms for ages before the tribunal, the selfish little backstabbing shits.

It's a shame. It's one of the good sitting point for a more brutish character choice that isn't too human in appearance. They're not even actively hated compared to khajiits or argonians. It's almost pathetic.

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I always rolled with my chad orc warrior ever since morrowind.

maybe if it were Septim's empire, I would side with them

fuck you stupid pieces of autistic shit, don't even know how to Stomplar like we sustainchads

Sanctuary > skeever poop > Transmutation = Cyrodiil's Light

>stomplar
dafuq?

huh, kinda like how all humans start as female in the womb. looks like we're all trannies now, bub.

yh it's the magplar that will stomp u in PVP

>start as female in the womb
they're agender in the womb, their sexual organs haven't developed

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then how is that different from argonians having no gender until some time after birth?

They love redguards

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>I hated the main quest in Skyrim and that I had to be fucking 'dragonborn', doesn't make sense playing anything other than nords.

So martin and uriel septim were nords?

All royal bloods of the empire are dragonborn (proof: oblivion main character can't wear the amulet of kings so royal blood isn't arbitrary luck like real life, Martin literally transforms into akatosh)

lol? that set is used by those fags hidden in the heal balls, from all the idiots who posted here, you're the worst. you don't even play the game, you most likely have bought some accounts via RTM and turned the bot on to make a fucking heal ball.

The appeal of oblivion is feeling like a true hero because you're just a dude who chooses to do great things as opposed to someone who walked out of bed and was told he's Jesus

the appeal of oblivion is BIG anime tiddy mods

Tonight's Bruins game settled the Nord v Redguard debate.

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Because they can shift their gender at certain times. An argonian can be male up until puberty, and then transition to female afterwards.

>watching hockey

Too violent for you sweetie?
Bet you support the empire.

>Too violent
I like watching football more than hockey. I bet you're a fucking leaf.

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Is Mankar Camoran Dragonborn, then? Does that mean anything if so?

Bruins v Sharks
Try again.

Do you mean soccer or real football?

>I like watching football
Is that a yes then? Hockey is way more violent than hand egg.

daggerfall screenshots?
daggerfall screenshots.

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>Do you mean soccer or real football?
The only real Football is American Football

>skating around and punch people in the same is more violent than someone at 6'4" and 260lbs tackling you at 40mph

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Yeah. Apparently having a tree have total control over your species physiology means that in a time of crisis your whole race becomes unstoppable roid lizards immune to pain. Also lizard tiddies. Trees like dem tiddies.

daggerfall unity looks off compared to how i'm used to seeing it on dos
its the lighting or something

It is a good idea to keep a record of abject failure as a reminder of what not to do.
Well done user.
Never forget the lessons of the past or you will be doomed to repeat them.

Well you aren't a completely lost cause then.
Good on you.

SHUT UP.

No because having 6'4 260lbs people body checking you whille skating at 40 mph is significantly more paninful

Chara is 6'9" and 250.
He has hit people so hard fans in the stands called the police on him.

What is she hungry for

Daily reminder that the only source for this is a shitty novel in which a teenage Argonian born 100 years after the fact retelling the story to his friend he's trying to impress.

Yes clearly the Argonians faired through the Oblivion Crisis substantially better thanks to the help of the Hist. It's Sap mildly buffed their physiques and gives slight precognitive abilities, but they were ultimately led through the combat by the An-Xileel, This Hist only gave a wide reaching compulsion to return home, that we can assume not all Argonians answered.

>You'll have to be playing for quite a while
Not necessarily. More than three months can pass merely from traveling to the Dragontail Mountains as soon as you make it out of the tutorial dungeon.

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I don't see how Americans being retarded proves a point

Neither

Just do enough Skooma until you realize it's all a dream or some shit, and become a god, or don't, whatever

Before the election:
>Everyone but brainlets sides Imperials because of the dossiers and the flat out long term victory

Post election:
>DURR I WAS ALWAYS STORMCLOAKS, LOVE ME A THALMOR TOOL JUST LIKE DADDY TRUMP

>he's a cautious traveller

yes man

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based and histpilled

I fucking love Orcs and TES orcs are my favorite ones. They aren't flat out evil like Tolkien orcs but aren't pure Dindus like Warcraft orcs. They skirt the line nicely in the middle.

>TFW new TES: Orsinium
>You will never have to choose between 3 great clans ala Morrowinds houses
>You will never marry a girl by taking her into a fight pit and beating her for the right of marriage.
>You will never have a crime and punishment system where you have to kill other prisoners.
>You will never experience to discord of city orcs vs clan orcs while shitty pink-skins demand reperations on the boarders


Malacath is best god BTW

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fuck yeah chad orcs are the best. rate my orc.

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>he likes to arrive in the middle of the night with everything closed so he has to waste extra clicks cautiously traveling to the same exact spot he's in anyway just to skip to 6:00

I recently installed the Enderal mod and its really rough man. Does the whole magic sickness thing ever go away or are they literally going to keep punishing me every time I need to heal? Also why do they even make lycanthropy an option if you can't even turn itno a wolf on the regs

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Thalmor don't want either of them to win, they want them both to keep fighting and deplete their resources so they can steamroll their fatigued armies.
Thalmor created the Stormcloak rebellion by brainwashing Ulfric. Although Ulfric has gone rogue, he can still potentially be "re-convinced" to play by the Thalmor's rules.
Imperials see all this and are trying to put a stop to it, but of course they can't come and outright say that because it'll make them look like fucking lunatics. But even if Imperials win, it'll damage their relations with other countries because they are swinging their giant dick around and puppeting provinces.

Basically, whoever wins, the Thalmor wins regardless. The only way for the Thalmor to lose if Ulfric were to amicably surrender and Imperial troops to withdraw from Skyrim and have a relative of the old high king take his place.

gay outfit, tiny forearms, stupid hair. Next.

orcs are so fucking hot it's not even funny
i love adgames so much for the videos he has made

>Todd would probably erase them if he could but he realizes that is the one thing that would bring more attention to orcs than simply ignoring them.
Todd's the one who made them a playable race in the first place though.

>Orcs take inspiration from east asian cultures, portrayed as mongols in Oblivion, Samurai in Morrowind.
>Are some of the finest smiths in the world
>Absolute units and the defacto shock troopers of the Empire
>Their homeland has been razed, rebuilt and razed again (Often by themselves) so many times that it may as well not exist
>Intergrated into every culture in Tamriel because they are simply the best fighters, bar none

I like the way Orcs are handled in TES. They are just big green boys, with big green axes. Nothing fancy

Video game cooking books are great ideas but with garbage execution. They usually boil down to "lol it's just a shitty meatloaf recipe but we call it a DRAGONloaf lmao here is a burger recipe but we call it a TAURENburger rofl"

>Brown instead of green

You arent a true orc.

>Brown instead of green
Orc skin color ranges from reddish, brown, green, and almost yellow

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Green is the correct color good sir.

I'm still probably gonna get it

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You can turn off all the modern niceties if you want a more vanilla experience

was that bacon wrapped meatloaf even in any of the games

I always felt the strict honor code they have should have had more enforcement on "strongest leads" beyond simple brawling, especially considering Skyrim's mediocre hand-to-hand combat. It would be cool if strength tests within orc strongholds were like traditional trial of strength where the orc PC and another challenger orc venture into a dangerous chasm; whoever survives it is deemed stronger.

I always liked the variety of orc colors, but I wish I could use green without it looks weirdly saturated. is right about it being a good color--it's different from all of the other brown, pink and yellow races in TES.

What? Orcs aren't the "defacto" shock troopers of anywhere. They're used as shock troops by the Empire because they're dumb, strong, and putting them on the front line has the added benefit that any orcs in your platoon will likely die early on in the battle. Orsinium has only been established thrice and all three times it was destroyed by Humans, not Orcs. They haven't integrated into anywhere and are almost always discriminated and disliked.

Why are you sucking the dicks of walking piles of feces so much?

>Morrowind cuisine
>Eggs, rice, and yams

What do Kwama eggs taste like?

Choosing stormcloacks is the most reasonable choice.

At the begining of game imperial captain literally wanted to execute you for nothing without any trial just because you were actually near Ulfric and his Bois when imperials made some Catching at border.

So joining imperials makes you a cuck. You should join stormcloacks and teach empire a lesson.

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>eggs taste like?
youtube.com/watch?v=hNqtfFXq00k

Smelly Retard Puppets vs. Arrogant Cunt Puppets

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>No officer, I just happened to be on the border with this known terrorist on the day you guys sprung a trap.

Also, if you side stormcloaks or imps you're a cuck. A true dragon born goes neutral and is above petty human squabbling

Orcs are really hot, yeah. I prefer the less-humanish ones with out-turned ears!

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the team of the 3 most virgin races

Its true, Orcs a wholesome race.

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>sadrith mora survived
hell yeah
telvanni rising

>I prefer the less-humanish ones with out-turned ears!
like this?

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theres something about the original crunchy look it had that unity cant recreate

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Isn't morrowind not a part of the empire anymore

Except if you bother to learn anything at all about the lore you'd know the Thalmor dossier in the main quest says the Stormcloaks are being used by the Thalmor to weaken the Empire and draw their attention, c u c k

Enjoy getting enslaved and bred out of existence by elves, fuckwad. The Empire isn't saving you when they finish rebuilding the retaliatory army you retards weakened in a fit of childish racism.

>great art
>start jerking off
>she starts shitting

fuck everything

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Here's your fucking "recipe" that'll be $30

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the sopranos one was pretty good

Probably like normal eggs but softer with a more sulphury, earthy taste.

Todd will always figure out a way to get my money

>too late to stop jerking

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Dossier explicitly says a Stormcloak victory is to be avoided. A decisive victory is bad.

The Empire's enemy using the rebellion to further it's goals, which they can do in the first place because the Empire is actively allowing the Thalmor to inject themselves into their politics, doesn't somehow invalidate the flaws of the Empire or the injustice of the White Gold Concordat.

I meant the Bretons

Ok what server?
PC NA? PS4 NA?
Please PLEEAASE say yes.

IT'S RAW

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It's literally impossible to be less relevant than orcs

I agree but if you knew anything at all about the lore, you would know the civil war in Skyrim benefits them greatly. Especially if the Stormcloaks win.

Ever since they went to court over the name "Redfall" I am certain the next TES will be about the Aldmeri Dominion's eventual victory over Hammerfell so they can shove modern politics into it so they can compare them to anyone remotely centrist or right-wing and slander all idea that aren't "violent leftism".

Very wholesome. Brotherly or sistery companionship in orc strongholds would honestly be very wholesome if Bethesda gave a damn about them.

That's cute!

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ebonheart pact is gonna reform despite it not making sense and tear aldmeri ass

Please sauce me, brother.
Can't remember the artist's name.

I literally killed every thalmor member I could kill after I made all quests I could find. Fuck thalmor and their Political intrigues means nothing when I am a mothafucking dragonborn 50 lvl. I see thalmor, I kill thalmor.

I want Gordon Ramsey NPC in Fallout who shit talks your cooking and teaches your recipes

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Thalmor. TES has gone to shit and nuBeth is just gonna make it worse. Time to unmake the entire series so we don’t have to mourn what might have been.

Dark Elf is the only TES race that matters.

From the game:
>Scuttle is Vvardenfell's favorite local dish. This cheese-like, greasy substance made from the flesh of local beetles is remarkably tasty, and has modest magical properties.
>Hound meat is the flesh of the nix-hound. The meat is sweet and tender, and has modest magical properties.
>The mudcrab native to Vvardenfell is prized for its sweet crab meat. The flesh of the mudcrab is both tasty and possessed of modest magical properties.
>Kwama eggs are a rich, nutritious foodstuff with modest magical properties. Popular throughout the Empire, kwama eggs stay fresh for a long time, and kwama mining is a profitable industry on Vvardenfell.
>The sweet pulp of marshmerrow reeds is a delectable foodstuff, and when eaten fresh or prepared, it has modest healing properties. Marshmerrow is an important cash crop of the farms and plantations of the Ascadian Isles, but it also grows wild in the Grazelands and on Azura's Coast.
They make bread and booze from the abundant whickwheat as well, but the local mazte and sujamma apparently tastes worse than the imported whiskey and brandy from the empire. So other than that there's plenty of great-sounding food in Morrowind that you could probably make some good recipes out of for that sort of book.

How’s that job search goin’, Kirkbride?

I made the fucking cheesecake from that book and it was the worst fucking cheesecake I've ever made.

To start it uses 10 dollars worth of vanilla bean then asked for more vanilla. Then used buttercream and a fruit sauce. None of it really makes sense and it was all just to try and match the colors. Fuck them for that

>That's cute!

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They're gonna write TLD out of the story anyway
any big faction with a player character at the helm wins no matter what

like imagine any NPC from any game taking on hero of kvatch/nerevarine/TLD
not a chance

youtube.com/watch?v=EhoqiNXdFNs

Stromcloacks not some cucked Imperials, even the name "Imperial" sounds gay.

I've always wanted to recreate vidya food irl but I don't know how to just make up a recipe without a lot of experimenting and wasting money

This

This is actually pretty accurate for our and TES world, except the Stormcloacks aren't controlled by them but working in their favour and I suppose the Imperials aren't controlled by them either they are just pussies.

This, lets hope Bethesda doesn't continue the tradition started in Oblivion of being simplified a tich more every game. Especially after 76 Bethesda will have to at least bring some elements from the older games back in, the more unmerciful and unexplaining aspects but still keeping some newer editions.

I fucking swear if they just go "whelp a kalpa cycle hapanet new lore yaaay" I will be annoyed. The one thing that annoys me about Kalpa is how unpredictable it is, no creature will look the same they will all be different. Also do the gods survive the cycle because isn't that Alduins job to start it again?

Do Dragon's Crown food

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I hate you

Being dragonborn doesn't really mean anything if you don't encounter any dragons and don't get to become emperor

But yeah i think that guy made himself a dragon born with an elder scroll or something like that.

Him and most of his season 4 team were picked up immediately by Skybound. The real question is what happens once they finish it.

>Have to share faction with scalies and skyrimbabies

its not fucking fair

shit game

kirkbride probably goes back to making mobile games because hes a loser lmao

>Meh wont buy it
>TFW YOU REALISE YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REPORT THE THEFT OF YOUR SWEETROLL TO THE POLICE

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Literally just bought Skyrim last year for the first time and am fighting for the Stormcloaks.

They seem to like killing Imperials for the hell of it rather than putting their ideologies in place.

To hell with the Empire, but I think I should have stayed out of the civil war in general.

>REPORT THE THEFT OF YOUR SWEETROLL TO THE POLICE
I don't think they'll care

Mournhold! City of Light! City of Mmmagic!

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lol

Based and Histpilled.

Dunmer women are Male Argonian property.

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Something that's been bothering me a lot recently

Why the fuck was Sotha Sil a dunmer and not a chimer?

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Dunmer women are patrician taste

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en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore_talk:Chimer

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>tfw no qt khajit gf

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>tfw no qt ohmes-raht gf

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user, I've been having a bad day and your shitpost helped to make me feel better

Nice try Thalmor scum I know you're trying to make us humans fight each other, we're coming for you elf.

Hey you made her tits bigger

Yeah that doesn't really explain it considering he was gold skinned in Morrowind
I'll stick to the explanation that they changed their appearance freely then

>Medis: Exist as the world's premier civilization for like a thousand years

>Nordics: BTFO of them in a hundred years

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>we're coming for you elf.

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Suck on mushrooms.

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>Dunmer are still apart of the Empire

WOW, so for all of their showboasting, and pretending to be all mighty and powerful. The darkies are still cucked by the Empire? While Dunmer women are literally being raped in the thousands by invading Chad Argonians.

This is just pathetic.

>Vanilla
Morrowind>Oblivion>Skyrim

>Modded
Oblivion>Morrowind>Skyrim

>for all of their showboating
t. cuck who isn't proud of his race or heritage and can not understand this concept in a fictional setting

Would any of you milk-drinkers be interested in reading my Skyrim loli fanfic titled "Mammoth Cheese Pizza?"

pedos get the rope

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They literally want to be left the fuck alone by big brother (Imperials). Who the fuck is trying to conquer them other than the empire itself?

>Who the fuck is trying to conquer them other than the empire itself?
The Aldmeri Dominion

Stormcloaks: Fight for independence, want their Nordic culture to survive, tired of Imperial overreach and banning of THEIR culture's religion

Imperials: "Dur we have a big war coming up, give us your land and give up way of life and die for us in the war against the Thalmor"

Heart says Stormcloak, head says imperial or stay out of it.
Ulfric has a point and is probably acting in reasonably good faith, ousting puppets and turncoats, but if he dies the movement falls into chaos

like any decision in bethesda games, it really makes no difference at all.