I should have been the one to fill your dark sould with DMC THREAD
I should have been the one to fill your dark sould with DMC THREAD
>DMC THREAD
stop that
>backlinking
way to get this thread deleted
>backlinking
do you want the mods to 404 us?
I want V to recite poetry into my ear
>STOP HAVING FUN
>Y-YOU CANT JUST ENJOY THINGS
This thread ain't gonna last.
It's stop spamming the same shitty joke all the goddamn time.
He's talking about the spoiling part. That was partially the reason why we got sent to /vg/ last time.
>enter Urizen bossroom
picosong.com
Daddy dante>chad nero>emo twink V
based. retarded OP backlinked so get ready for vg again
>linking previous thread
fucking retard
>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim
I want him to suffer
You're a retarded faggot, stop using spoilers in the op. Start the thread with a question instead you redditard.
A STORM OF JANNIES WASHES OVER MY HEAD
DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF I'M ALIVE OR 404D
based
>implying he isn't
He used to be CHAD among CHADS with glorious beard viking would envy him on and everyone feared his name.
Now he looks like THAT and everyone is making fun of his ass.
I want to drown him.
Working with Nero is suffering.Can't wait to see him stab nero in the back
Y'all are weird.
t. Dante
You will get invitation to Kyrie's delicious meal NEVER, you hobo.
Let's give stroke user and 104 degree fever user our energy so they don't fucking die and can play the game
it's perfect
So what happens when V quotes this William Blake line to Kyrie
"What is a wife and what is a harlot? What is a church and what is a theatre? are they two and not one?"
He gets his fedora tapping cane shoved up his ass by dead-weight™ and he joins Dante in: "t. people Nero will never invite for dinner"
>final urizen battle
>this starts to play
youtu.be
>he thinks Vergil will be an antagonist
Yeah it's not like we've gone that route for two out of the two games focusing on him yet
>checks if he has his voice modulator on
>IT HAS
>falls asleep mid sentence and wakes up after a nap
>BEGUUUUUUUN
>snorts
>IIIIIIIII WILL
>coughs blood
>SHOOOOW YOOOOUUUU
>smacks lips
>YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
>tries to get up from his throne
>IIIII WILL GIVE YOU
>lets out a massive fart blasting anything within half a mile from him
>DESPAIR
>starts leaking blood all over in streams
>AND DEATH
>trips over one of his vines and falls
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>b-but that's not proo-
youtu.be
original clip from the trailer: youtu.be
NERO SMASH V
>Mains a protagonist
>Not an antagonist
Is there gonna be another "Vergil is lawful neutral" argument this thread.
DmC had great music.
So is V human or demon?
>SUBALUWA
Amazing
>only 8 days left
His hair turns white and his skin cracks, which do you think he is.
THats basically 9 days
V is ???
Well there's no argument to be made because he pretty obviously is
What about when he grabs Kyrie's ass while Nero's fixing the truck and quotes William Blake into her ear saying "Those who restrain their desires, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained."
who is v's va
>caused a lot of innocent deaths
>not evil
based and retardando
>tfw lawfully neutral'd thousands of people to death
I was listening to these urizen clips and after awhile I realized it actually sounds much more like JYB with the pitch wrong than it does like Dan Southworth
crispin freeman
SHUT UP, DON'T MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M WAITING LONGER THAN I SHOULD BE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He'll be redeemed at the end even if he's antagonistic.
That's some Gygaxian shit right there.
Vergil had every right to take back his stolen property
>feb 26
>game is released mar 8
It just doesn't add up
To be fair, in SMT the lawful path usually requires killing thousands of innocent people. Japan's idea of lawful is basically 'evil but for good reasons'.
Is it too late to join the cool no damage group?
Demon duh
Diffrent timezones user
It's feburary 27th where I'm at
>We don't know his motivations for death rolling his son's arm off so he isn't an asshole
Based?
IF YOU HAVE TO ASK
The mental gymnastics required to justify Vergil as not being evil are ridiculous. Bad shit happening to him in his past isn't an excuse for actual murder.
but user that still isn't 8 days sorry
"Innocent people" is a spook, Vergil is a master of himself and used his egoism to grasp for more power. Because rightfully, that power belongs to him if he can take it. Just as his hand belongs to him as something he can claim. Evil is a spook, as is being an antagonist. He is the hero of his own story.
v is dying and vergil is getting redeemed. And there's nothing you naysayers can say to stop it.
Somewhere in-between
Does DMC5 rock a different score multiplier for S, SS and SSS? Or is it like DMC4 in which those 3 are the same multiplier?
Still denying the vergil theory fujo?
It's 8d 23h, so almost 9d
Good enough
Imagine Patty alone with Dante in her room only lit by candles, as she begins to strip and tell Dante lewd and degenerate wishes to him while Dante lays down shirtless on her bed chowing down on pizza watching Patty's legal, tender and fair ass cheeks jiggle and vibrate ever so slightly as she sways her hips side-to-side, eventually exposing her virgin, eager to swallow demon seed, tight and dripping wet cunny. And as she begins to unbutton Dante's authentic, masculine leather pants to expose his bug-demon dick Dante lifts Patty's head up gently with a father-like gentleness and as he looks her in the eyes he says "No way, fag". Leaving her pussy unstuffed, yet her dark soul filled with light.
It's different I guess
I get higher scores if I stay at SSS
>18 years old
>cunny
user...
Vergil is a selfish asshole driven by trauma, nothing more
So possible future playable characters: What would you like to see with them when/if they get in the game (Design,Weapons,Moves,Taunts,etc...)?
Of Course:
>Vergil
>Lady
>Trish
Very Unlikely:
>Lucia
>Another New Comer
Never Gonna Happen:
>Kyrie Music/Faith Build
>Sparada
>Cunny
Possible Guests:
>Bayo
>Demi Fiend (Or whoever is the new character in the next game)
>Hunk
>Anyone Else?
What score will /ourguy/ give?
S > SS > SSS isn't one bar like in DMC4, so I presume it's different score multipliers for all.
>Legal cunny
Newfriend please
If he was evil he would have specifically been aiming to kill people by raising the tower, also when the tower went up most of the city was already abandoned. Even if we pretend it isn't, that incident doesn't make him as a person evil, because his intent wasn't evil. Neutral isn't a positive term, you can't give him credit for him being a good guy for wanting to kill Mundus and you can't give him credit for being a bad one because of accidental/collateral death that he could honestly give less of a shit about either way.
I'm not trying to be a Vergil apologist because god knows he's fucked up, but he's the poster boy of a Neutral aligned character; everything he does and has ever done is for and by himself and his own code of law, for better or for worse.
>v is dying
Will it be sexy?
>Got the week off work starting on launch day
>Workmate is a huge DMC fan but has no holidays left to take until the end of the second quarter
Sorry mate lol
I'm so fucking ready for this game.
>/ourguy/
You must have posted the wrong pic user because that is definitely not ourguy
FOUR
>when the tower went up most of the city was already abandoned
This is the fucking juiciest bait.
Yeah sorry user, here's /ourguy/
>he actually delivers in not making a DMC5 review
I'll be kinda mad desu
Lots of tentacles will be involved.
That's fucking stupid. He was aware of the people that would be killed by his actions. A burglar that kills the owner of a house while he's robbing them is still evil, even though it was just an unintended result of his main goal.
>you can't give him credit for being a bad one because of accidental/collateral death that he could honestly give less of a shit about either way.
The fact he doesn't care is even more evil you moron.
Who's this?
If you really think about it, Dante stopping Vergil basically made all the sacrifices pointless, so basically he's at fault. If it weren't for him Sparda empowered Vergil would've btfo the demon realm forever.
>doesn't give two shits about innocent people dying
>isn't evil
unironically is
Why is posing like a shy little girl?
>Caring about Pedro's opinion
'cause it makes my penis become the big penis
Not the same thing. The burglar is taking active action to hurt people. Vergil killed anyone, if he did, by accident and really they should've gotten away from the giant rising tower if they didn't wanna die anyways. Vergil has never personally killed a human with his own blade.
So what kind of pizza are you all getting on release date?
Damn DMCfags looks like that
Not caring is neutral, not evil. Evil would be getting off on it.
>Implying
Even if he had the full power of Sparda, Vergil would still need to actually trigger it. I wouldn't doubt that he couldn't find his own way of doing so but still.
Frango com Catupiry
While I absolutely loathe applying the scale to normal shit. Vergil is Neutral evil.
Everything he does is for his own goals, he has no qualms about hurting other people to achieve these goals. He won't go out of his way to kill motherfuckers but neither will he lose sleep over people being killed a result.
Do you care about all the people dying in Africa everyday? If you don't feel guilty you're just as much at fault as Vergil. Not caring isn't evil.
His goals are good though. He wants power to protect stuff. He says himself "without power you can't protect anything" which implies that much. If you really think about it, Vergil's selfless. He's doing evil things because Dante's too weak to do what needs to be done. He's the hero DMCverse needs.
Vergil boils down to "it can't be helped".
not the same as being the direct cause of innocent death and not caring.
Based
Ironic that you post a character who literally represents the definition of neutral. Kyubey doesn't give a shit what it'll do to people either if it means it can prolong the universe's survival. Yet Kyubey isn't evil. It's just doing what it has to.
I also didn’t raise a giant demon tower in the middle of Uganda that just happened to kill tons of people as it arose, while also unleashing demons all over the city. But I guess if I don’t hands free cum from this act I’m still neutral I guess.
He rose a tower and it resulted in some people dying, he didn't do it himself. You probably throw away food sometimes or let it go off instead of giving it to the homeless or donating it to the needy. Same thing.
Vergil is tranny lesbian. Case closed.