Baldur's Gate

Choose.

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3, it's no contest

Jaheira is who you are supposed to choose. Longest romance starts the earliest.

>cucking your fellow party member who just died barely 3 weeks ago

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Better Jaheira portrait.

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>BG1: too human looking
>BG2: too elf looking
What's so hard about a female half-elf
At least with male half-elves they just slap some facial hair with pointy ears and call it a day

Beamdog is a guilty of a number of different crimes. Here are the major ones.

1. The Enhanced Editions are essentially a collection of free mods that had existed for nearly twenty years. Beamdog gathered them all up, slapped "Enhanced Edition" on it and resold it as a new product. There's very very little in the Enhanced Editions that wasn't already out there, and most of it is stuff you don't want (like obnoxious character outlines).

2. The games didn't sell so well and the originals were still far outselling them, even twenty years after their release, so Beamdog had EVERY digital distributor stop selling the originals and ONLY sell the Enhanced Edition. If you want to buy a digital copy of the originals now, they're "bundled" into the Enhanced Edition. Now these scumbags can claim sales from people just wanting to buy the originals as their own.

3. The infamous 600+ bugs on launch. The game is still riddled with bugs (as even a perfunctory glance over their forums show) but the fact that it took nearly two years for them to get a game that had been working fine for 20 years to reach playability after launch is telling of their wild incompetence.

4. This is where we get to the ones that really piss people off. Beamdog couldn't just remaster the game, they had to fuck with the content too. New dialogue for existing NPCs like Jaheira, Viconia, Safana, Kivan, et cetera was written in to make the characters more progressive and leftist friendly. Beamdog shills will argue that "adding content isn't changing content XDDD" but it is when the new content changes the core personalities of the existing characters. This is in addition to adding a slew of their own LGBT (hitherto there were none in Baldur's Gate) NPCs, all flooded with OP attributes and magic items to encourage people to play them despite their cancer.

5. Siege of motherfucking Dragonspear.

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Vicky

and she got fired for her shit writing.

Vic

>Couldn't kill the new OC donut steel companion
I'm still mad

which one to pick?
remastered or original?

Viconia has an end with the most unending rage, would not be surprised if most anons picked her

1>3>2

>dies due to lolth
Some bullshit
Her storyline barely has anything to do with lolth why even have that

>Autistic hippy
>Slave-driving yippy
>Literal slut
The correct option is Imoen.

I'd rather not. I'm not into resting bitch faces.

She's completely broken after being IRENICUSED
Only BG1 Imoen is waifu tier. Nervermind the fact she was meant to die in BG2 thus the fact she pretty much has zero lines after being rescued

>husband dies
>not five minutes after we leave irenicus' dungeon she starts awkwardly flirting with the bhaalspawn

original
enhanced edition is trash and has bad new characters/text that feel out of place and shit up the original experience

It's so odd too. Easiest shit to have done. Get the game working on modern systems. Bugfix (but offer the untouched version too in options). Add in some mods or recreate them the ones full of spaghetti code. Offer no new story or gameplay shit. Don't make your own shitty games based on the IP. Even better if they could have found some of the original devs and had them lead a team creating new content or flushing out existing stuff (that could again be disabled).

There is literally zero reason to get tutu over EE.
Just fucking pirate EE and ignore the new companions if you are that much of an autist
quickloot alone is such a nice feature when you have to go over 20 xvarts and gibberling corpses

>whiny child who keeps complaining about having no wings
>a druid bitch who calls you an idiot at every turn
>a defector from a race of Always Chaotic Evil BDSM femdom elves who wants to ride your dick
Is there even a choice?

>It's a Aerie complains about no wings when she could easily regain them back with a simple cast of Regeneration which she herself learns to do eventually episode
>it's a Jaheira prevents you from raising Khalid with nonsense druid reasons episode
>it's a Xzar and Monty are killed right in front of you while you get to do nothing about it episode
>It's a Viconia is LOLTHED in the epilogue despite being a level 40 cleric with a level 40 demigod lover episode

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Dorn is unironically the best romance option for a male Bhaalspawn