Who has the best ass in vidya?
Who has the best ass in vidya?
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Any vidya shota.
Solid Snake
Mao.
GOD JUST IMAGINE HOW LOUD THEY WOULD BE
Midna
I'VE HAD ENOUGH
I WANNA DIE BY BEING CRUSHED BY A GRRL'S GIANT THIGHS
I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S CLEAN
DON'T CARE IF SHE'S DIRTY
JUST FUCKING SUFFOCATE ME ALREADY
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
no pics no proof
Why isn't ass worship against the rules?
claire in darkside chronicles
Solid Snake.jpg
/thread for the 9 trillionth time
Imagine the seismic activity
1000000000000000000000000000 x this
Time to part the sea
God I wish I were Bermuda
But Moses that's a whole ocean
Snake?
Your appointment to FEMAle ass should be finalized within a week.
snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Thats more of a bubble butt than a big ass.
i wonder what the greenhouse gases smell like
I'll have to use my full power then
Take my energy Moses, the Egyptians are coming!
Pantylines is instant hard on for me
>reactor.cc
Take your 14 pixel tramp stamp and shove it up your arse
imagine being one of the fish shrek kills with his fart
and imagine if shrek as actually a girl lol
FAT LOLI ASS
Underaged delete this.
WHY
CONTAIN
IT
Reminder that fan art doesn't count
*tummy rumbling*
uuoohh... I shouldn't have ate all those tacos...
Ah I see you are a man of culture.
I take it Yea Forums was agreeable?
Where are those from?
Y'all forgetting someone?
Wish this artist would draw Samus again
top is probably source film maker or blender
middle is a skyrim mod
bottom is Haydee
top one is from ME: andromeda, shit game but nice ass.
Haidee is not fair tho
YES
#DeepSeaChallenge
you posted it
Who has the best ass canonically? Disregard fanart.
She's 19
JESUS CHRIST DELETE THIS YOU SICK FUCK
>You'll never visit the Marianas Trench
Why live?
>this thread
The ass physics in this game were amazing.
*inhales*
oh yes
Based
Boyshorts with a thigh gap and a cute bulge pls
>Haidee is not fair tho
sfm trash
blade and soul
haydee
your appointment to BRAPA should be finalized within the week, i've already discussed the matter with mr. brown
HOLY FUCK MOOOOOOOOOODSS
>God Tier
Classic
Cheeky
>Top Tier
High-Waist
Boy Shorts (If the ass is big enough)
Hipster
T-String
>Mid Tier
Bikini
Tanga (If the ass is big enough)
>Low Tier
G-String
Thong
At the end of the day it's all about the ass in the underwear, if it's nice enough all of these are Top Tier
I mean it's not even a game, it's just ass. Instant win
/thread
Dwarf Fortress
I'm on a quest to find Atlantis
I wanna kill brap posters
Imagine being a metroid and sucking the energy from Samus' ass
>no kolin or menat or mika or cammy or chun
Unlike half the shit in this thread their actual in-game models have fat asses
>thigh gap
a lie perpetuated by women to conflate wide hips with chopstick thighs
Post them then
>boob thread
>comfy and straightforward
>ass thread
>always filled to brim with farts and shits
really makes you think
I don't have any saved
you didn't notice that there is hidden metroidvania in it?
>Diluting the stench
>boob thread
>always filled to brim with MOMMY MILKIES
fixed
>>boob thread
>>comfy and straightforward
MOMMY'S MILKIES WOOWOO
>implying tit threads arent filled with MOMMY MILKIES
it doesnt make me think at all
IT'S NOT FAIR
WHY CAN'T BOOBS DO SOMETHING DISGUSTING LIKE FARTING OR SHITTING
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
too distracted
Breasts can get smelly yeast infections, maybe start a meme about that.
>>always filled to brim with farts and shits
A meme forced by people who hate that other people like asses.
Then adopted by actual degenerate fart fetishists.
Everything from tanga to boyshorts are good.
>Women
Excuuuuuse me.
>comparing milk to shit
Assfags, everyone.
too big
Found the unironic milkies poster
Go make a Camilla thread you Oedipus freak
>Breasts can get smelly yeast infections
user, no.
assfags are high on shit fumes, cut them some slack
Arkham knight. Every waifu has an amazing ass in it.
you
Don't make me post pictures now.
I think both memes are retarded. But one substance is clearly more repulsive than the other.
Zangief is a lucky guy
shiva always was my favorite summon
>this thread
at least i know some of guys are ok
Shitch owners
Everything but the last 2
Big enough
Very lucky
This game is fucking retarded
Conan was right
>still no truly top shelf makoto porn
life is suffering
Put me in the screencap
fag
look harder
Jack-O Valentine from the Guilty Gear series
nobody's looked harder than me. i've even masturbated to most of it, but it's not enough.
he probably has actual standards
you play that flash game with her?
With the horse dick? Not enough.
What did she mean by that pose?
>she
jesus christ
Nice trolling user.
This tbqhfamalamadingdong
based and dwarf-pilled
She's ready to block low attacks
My ass is augmented
What about high attacks from behind?
Big brap lol
More info on sequel when?
You'll miss
>not a single jack-o r34 pic has her wearing the mask
WHAT IS THE POINT
Me right now
>2ch ass thread
completely normal
>4ch ass thread
Her weakness
>horse dick
there was one with a horse dick? I was talking about the one where you get a blowie, a TF, and missionary/doggy
It was some anal flash. I think rockcandy helped make it or something.
uncropped where?
She's too skinny.
The best ass is one padded in a diaper
what an ass
Rule34
Her hips are wide as fuck though
they lactate
thats pretty disgusting if you think about it
>find out she secretly had a really big ass
>she's dead
But very flexible
This too.
its a ghetto ass, way too fat and tbat which you would expect on an african american female, not good
Uuuuuh Im not sure let me check...
*goes down stairs*
clunk clunk clunk clunk....
Ma! ..... Maaaaaaaaa!!!!!
WHo has the best ass in vidya?!
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I said who has the best ass?!
THE BEST ASS I SAID?!
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....
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clunk clunk clunk
SHe said she doesnt know gamers
WARNING
WARNING
OLD
FAT
MEN
i know people shit on this game because it's fapbait
but some of the metroidvania elements are pretty well done
yep, milk is comparable to human feces and farting. i bet you eat your cereal with water.
I don't know
lol
>tfw living on Samus' ass
>boob thread
>comfy and straightforward because assmen are cultured gentleman who would never purposely enter a thread about a topic they dislike just to shitpost
>ass thread
>always filled to brim with farts and shits because titsfags are 12 year olds that can't tolerate somebody liking something else and attempt to ruin it for everyone
high waist>classic>t-string
the rest are just noise
If Jam wasn't around then Jack O would be my favorite girl.
>fanart
its a b meme you retard
>brapfart
UNATCO?
No.
Why does this exist?
Anthro and underage delete this.
nintendo fags have fucked up fetishes
Savage
I'm underage for liking Jam
haha
>you will never be sucked into a maelstrom
God I wish that was me
these ass threads suck so bad
how do we make it better user
>They don't know about the queen of all asses
Apologize and I'll post more.
Sir Daniel Fortescuck
>try enjoy asses
>brap shitposting ruins em
>some guy posts fucking pornhub's infographic
>assmen vs titmen arguments out of nowhere
Blow it out your ass
welcome back
more smellz
God I want to impregnate Haydee
I sincerely apologize, user.
this gives my prod a silent takedown
>>assmen vs titmen arguments out of nowhere
It's just a divide and conquer strategy propagated by footfags.
umm... Can we like get this thread deleted?
I don't feel very comfortable seeing that image the creator of this thread used when I'm browsing here.
Post more Meru
>3 people elevator limit
Is it a fucking dumbwaiter
Jesus, that's some surprisingly good SFM.
any haydee with cumshots
I’ve been in this situation before.
That just gross.
She was never hot user.
I don't get it.
>Blow it out your ass
a lot of people in this thread want exactly that
What's the point of animations without a happy ending? Loops are boring desu
doubt
God bless your sacrifice, user.
Imagine the weight
Juri is very hot
I want to nut in her butt
Where are the haydee animations? Asking for the janny
>ass thread
>farts everywhere
>[DELETED] [DELETED] [DELETED] [DELETED]
>(Dead) (Dead) (Dead)
every time
Sorry, but her ass is actually flat.
haydee>2b
jannies are faggots, what else is new?
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>tfw I've seen all the Haydee posted already
Good list
was just thinking that
This absolute hero.
A real smart individual
what the fuck
thought it was her boyfriend but apparently its her chad little brother? shes totally into it too, just acts embarassed for the camera. jesus what a whore
That just means there needs to be more made
ass threads are only good during late times
My sister used to slap my ass around the house. She stopped when I started returning the favor.
I don't get why you guys like haydee so much. She can't even get pregnant and she has no face. Just nothing but huge tits and ass.
It took less than 5 seconds for me to know that they were siblings.
>I don't get why you guys like haydee so much
>She can't even get pregnant and she has no face. Just nothing but huge tits and ass.
>implying that's a bad thing
It's for precisely those reasons, user.
exactly
>and she has no face
That's like 50% of the appeal
user you can’t just say shit that dumb it details threads
Anyone have the webm of the chad kid at the beach dry humping his sunbathing mom's buttcheeks? Asking for a friend.
How? You can't kiss her.
That's the only downside
Her little brother is straight manhandling her ass and she's only worried about the camera? Seriously?
this anti-pregnancy, anti-family shit needs to fucking stop. You know how bad I want to start a fucking family and have no chance? HUH!? DO YOU!? FUCK YOU!
I can kiss her pusylip
You still have lips though
>That finger butt
Holy shit I remember doing that to some girl In class. Shame I was autistic and didn't know how sexual that was
I want a family too but not now.
That's very selfish of you. It's a good thing that women have more freedom from weirdos like you.
>Mfw Yellowstone blows
fag
i give it a couple months before they regularly start bangin
>MFW
there were 6 million of them
Why contain it?
>sammy
Thank you for your sacrifice
God I wish I had an older sister
Somehow I doubt that.
An underage witch get rid of that now.
Why just why?
already posted it
best thing about Overwatch
pokemon let's go pee
Imagine the smell: the thread.
Why does she have the perfect ass?
Post the rest
Too thick.
Better then Why is she wearing a diaper?
Way too thick user.
Go home Sheamus.
>Too thick.
>Way too thick user.
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong thread, the Irish club's two blocks down.
how do you get the asses to jiggle that much? is it a mod or did you just use all the butt lotions?
Not a mod but one of the features for DOAX3 was butt jiggle physics.
bigger
Shadman really knows how to take the wind out of a potentially solid joke setup
>
To which, whom thoust the artist?
That's not how ass move.
Racisms detected.
I love the man of shad, he's a swell guy with a great sense of humor and makes Yea Forumsirgins seethe
this.
>48 minutes ago
Why did Nintendo green light this.
Sex object number 2258387.
imagine actually liking the smell of shit
If you were trapped in an elevator for 3 hours with your waifu after she ate loads of taco bell, would you still love her afterwards?
lol stupid jannies got all the other nsfw haydee images except the first
>implying I wouldn't spend that entire 3 hours with Daisy sitting on my face
I probably wouldn't survive but that's perfectly fine with me.
Yes, how is this a hard question?
>implying I wouldn't enjoy it
I like the fact on how retard people are.
Why is Japan laid back when it comes to sex?
Cutting board thread is down the block.
tfw squats are a meme and a nice ass is 95% genetics
What's the other 5%
This isn't big but it's cute
Nice SFM user.
Minors delete this.
Nice try but Uniforms will never be sexy?
Because it would stink. like, really stink. and you would have to breathe it all in with no escape or reprieve whatsoever. no man could endure or enjoy that.
more please of whatever this is
Its a fanmade drawing and kids don't have proportions like that. So what's the problem exactly?
Twilight Princess is over 12 years old.
Overrated and terrible taste. If the bare ass is built in game, its terrible taste. Fuck off stupid 2B and fuck you.
>Not sucking your waifus farts directly out of her asshole
get off my board you casual scum
This thread really goes to show that all assfags are closet fart fetishists
today i will remind them
I find this hot.
Nice try but that look too nice to be done by a kid.
Prove it user.
I never found her attractive.
14 year old girl delete this.
Who?
Why should anyone prove anything to you? It's a fucking drawing.
how does it feel to be a pretty girl with a huge butt
haydee is ugly tho
I don't know, you tell me.
Quite possibly.
en.m.wikipedia.org
>inb4 Wikipedia
You can look it up in Google too if you want.
Well I hope you enjoy prison user.
huge butt does not equal pretty user.
>ugly
>no face
FAT BROWN LOLI BOOTY!
Dumb Question, Why are the reproductive organs also used for waste disposal and/or are located near waste disposal on the human body?
huge pretty butt, you know what i meant
Human life is trash too
Its a hard choice
imagine the orchestra
HOW DARE YOU
>imagine the orchestra
first time in a week I had a good laugh. Thank you.
COME TO PAPA
gee i wonder
is that
Their butt aren't that big.
Can`t go wrong with Samus
To fluffy.
I always get dissatisfied when I jack off to her.
That's terror.
Without a doubt
Oh wow, I should play this shit.
AAAAAAAAAAND Goatse!
Nice photoshop.
1:That's terror
2:That's terror
Its just the right size!
>Nice try but Uniforms will never be sexy?
Yeah, all those sexy nurses outfits and maid outfits and slutty stripper cops!? No man likes those!
Twintelle's is and it's a shame that she probably won't be appearing in anything new any time soon.
finna call up CPS/
Based goatse poster
On one hand, kid's got good taste early. On the other, it's pretty fucked up that he's doing that in public without anybody caring. I don't know if it'd be worse if that's his mom or if that's just some random woman.
Kids are so damn disgusting
desu this and acting sexually that early is a huge indicator of some kind of sexual abuse
He just repeats movements after someone. Probably has seen some adult comedies.
Her butt wouldn't be that thick.
What a chad
Somehow I doubt that.
Goverment takes kid when?
Who?
Exactly.
source?
Say what you will about that doujin but the Samus you play actually being a Sa-X clone of the real Samus would be a legit rad plot twist for a Metroid game
im on nofap february by order of my gf and this thread is making me hate my life
>nofap
>gf
I see why you haye your life
*inhales*
Cuck
I hope by gf-ordered nofap you mean a "Save your cum up for me" scenario and not some chastity garbage. At least she chose the shortest month, although I have to imagine Valentine's was weird.
I guess I'm way to based and red pilled for you.
Do people actually waifu Samus?
The wrong version, yeah
the wrong version is the only right version to jack off to
>pantie line through the shorts
My fetish
>he doesn't exclusively fap to Power Suit Samus
Lmao
Kid doesn't even know what he's doing
I'm 31 and I still don't
yea she wants me to save up and her risky date is the start of march
no cuck/chastity shit just my own weird fetish of edging/denial
Jesus Christ give me long legged cutie now!
>all those fucking comments making my sides blast off
fuck i love you guys
Felicia.
Only boyshorts and Classic are intrinsically good. The rest are just okay. That said, "okay" for panties is still god-tier, because they're panties.
I'd Master Swimming just to dive between those cheeks
what's this from?
>using his mom's buttcheeks as drums
based kid
>Only boyshorts and Classic are intrinsically good
Explain further
based jevil poster
>i'll never be samus and suffocate anons with my ass as soon as they're about to beat a difficult boss in a videogame and make them lose
kill me please
low test
What a plot twist
the waifu Bayonetta for damn sure
Panties need to have a grain of innocence or cuteness to them in order to truly be enticing. Ones that are designed to be "sexy" just remind the viewer of someone who would give sex away loosely.
The classic panties are the only ones that have convex lines, which convey a sense of shielding, like the valiant fabric attempting to actually conceal the butt rather than show it off. Nevertheless, one can still see the shape of the butt, lovingly hugged by the panties' cute design (if applicable). Boyshorts, on the other hand, are pragmatic and comfortable -- a perfect fit for any tomboy with a cute butt. They cover it up and obscure the shape a little bit, but at the same time, they're hot in the same way chest bindings are hot -- they conceal an immutable femininity.
The high-waist ones would be hot did they not go simply too far in the other direction towards chastity. There is a point where it becomes too much.
Why the fuck did they make her ass so big
I see that you're a man of culture too
>shadman
THAT'S TERROR BUILT INTO THE SYSTEM
More cushion for human penis
Goomba got back
The plot is what elevates it from a 9/10 to a 10/10. Though I would fucking kill for Butch-U to do a Samus doujin without rape but whadda gonna do?
>not posting the based blacked version
shit taste.
Actually…
>posts chimp-ass riding dick on a blue board
wanna know how i know you're a retarded chimp as well
shut up, nigger.
T-String with the straps sticking out of low waist skinny jeans.
Kids are just weird like that. Young boys especially. They play with their dicks without any sexual intent or gratification. They're only goofing around.
I don't know man. Samus in Other M, Samus Returns, Sm4sh, and Smash Ult are varying degrees of nice ass. Twintelle is definitely rocking it in her own game. Zelda is probably the most overdone in that picture.
This fucking board
>3 hours ago
Uuhhh going to need her name, user.
code
>namdahs
>blacked
y i k e s
Fanart. Good fanart but still fanart.
Salsa please
Excellent taste
no shit
Because these often get bombarded by tit autists.
I like both, but you know its true.
>452491890
Do it nigger
They get bombarded by people who like fucking brap shit. I love ass more than tits but I dont understand brapfags
Sera's brown blocky butt.
no one knows, been posting it for months after it was found in an old brap thread on Yea Forums
people STILL can't find the source on the image after reverse search and multiple engines finds, nothing so far
>some old nip out there in the land of the rising sun comes home to THAT everyday
Cheeky > Boyshorts > Strings > > > Everything else
i refuse to believe
woah
>best image in the thread is an m.jpg
quite an achievement
>
him or Raiden
PornStar: Mitoma Umi
Video: ABNOMAL-058
more Peach booty
based
and the journey comes to an end for him
Fucking Based
Extremely based
Holy shit, how come dudes can never draw vaginas correctly? It's actually really funny.
Reminder that fan art doesn't count
i didnt play this game because she's a nigger
>she's fat and that picture was just a good angle
OH NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
Old men running the world. A new age!
It's actually really disappointing imo. Everyone do everybody else a favor and never post sauce again
all pokemon girls are thin and flat as fuck, fanart is retarded
god i wish i lived in the middle of spain
>3DPD
>he doesn't remember Wicke
>niger is over her pussy AND asshole
fuck this cuck shit
kek
>tfw africa is her shithole
pottery
>cape of africa
Oh god, what a ride
MY AD REVENUE
i mean samus is pretty fucking hot
>Video idea is ABNORMAL-058
>da fuck
>fat girls
llel
ehhhh you can't really say that
>jannies are faggots for deleting offtopic threads where totally straight dudes jerk off with eachother
lol
>
"thick asians" are always just ugly fat irredeemable shit
censored porn fucking sucks
ZAWARULDO
Word
american detected, don't force your hangups about sex onto the rest of the world
He has a great ass. Seriously, you just know they made him sexy on purpose.
Heh Heh
Fuck off furfaggots
kek
Wait, who's underage? Because Ms. Fortune is 20.