Last character you fought in a video game is coming to beat you up irl

>The Flesh
Fuck-baskets...

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>sir dan from MediEvil
Idk how to kill the undead. I guess i'm as good as dead.

>level 2 rat-looking thing that spits from its nose and is all of 1 foot tall.

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Advance version of these fellas. They can take a shotgun blast to the face and not die plus alien weapons/ armor, so I am dead.

Shit.

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I've been playing SCP: Secret Laboratory lately, so...not well?

Fuk

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>a regular human bean with a 9mm who is off his meds and thinks everyone around him is a robot he must destroy
Man is truly the most dangerous game.

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>Dio
oh god oh fuck

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>Master Xehanort
I don't have enough friends to beat this dude lol

guess im getting sliced in fucking half

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>mithras from smt strange journey
uh oh

>Scout
Easy.

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>a zombie in Resident Evil 2 Remake
At least it's not mr X, only weapon I have here is a fucking Bikelock, it should be enough

I ain't afraid of no bone.

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Dumb egghead won't stand a chance

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>Majima
help

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Well, to be honest, majority of Yea Forums in an actual 1v1 fight wouldn't stand a chance against a fucking Goomba

also majima

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Unless I can find a Grapple Worm, I'm fucked

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I'll kill myself first

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>Xehanort

Well shit, might ask him to turn me into a nobody.

>Mad Dog from Live A Live
Draw, bitch

>My combat level 110 osrs character
Absolutely fucked, and if mmos don't count then
>Spyro
Still fucked

Wow, i can actually win

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SS trunks from dbz
whelp on my way to become human sushi i guess

>all I have to do is hit her twice
Grandma's gonna kick my ass

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>A group of tribal raiders from Rimworld
I'm probably fucked, unless this hypothetical situation lets me have the thrumbo that self tamed itself

the creator just liked fighting ghosts with cool abilities more than ki/chakra/nen/whatever

>Played Mario 64 rom hack that had a room full of goombas
>I’m pretty sure I can take out goombas by myself

Btw goombas are mushrooms right? You think they’re edible? Imagine eating a mushroom pizza filled with goomba meat. I wonder what it tastes like

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>The Holy Roman Empire from Europa Universalis

welp

Hamon never comes back or is even mentioned

I'm not sure.

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very fucked

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>Last played a lego game
So are they real life person sized lego people ooor real life lego size? I should be okay because even when they shoot they only shoot lego bricks right?

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>REmake 2 zombie
Well, I have a longsword here, so I could probably chop his head off before he bites me

Joseph uses hamon like 3 times in part 3 after that it’s never mentioned. There’s spin later on which is like an alternate to hamon but it’s never used after the part it’s introduced in.

>A Dragon Priest from Skyrim
Yeah I think I'm fucked.

should be pretty easy now that walking makes you both blind and retarded

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>beat mgs4 couple days ago
>Liquid Ocelot

I mean this should mostly be manageable unless there's secret unaccounted for nanomachine techniques

>Scyther
>Rimworld

Well, I spend my days sat in front of a computer, anyway. Won't need these legs. :^)

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>Some generic sniper in Fire Emblem
I haven't class changed yet, but I like my odds

Just show them your dog’s dick. 2hus can’t resist getting boned by canines

>a Brute from Halo

>Some dumb little anime girl
I'm going to bully her.

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Fuck FoF. Game turned to shit ever since the chest and poor balance changes and everyone sucks the dev's dick since it's free and "you can't complain about a free game".

>Some weak bug in Hollow Knight
Would be disgusting but possible

>Palutena

Well I'm fucked.

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>Lucas from Mother series
I'm ready, I think.

what does a palace of someone with pdd-nos look like , asking fro a friend

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Please do not lewd the touhous!

She can handle him.

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>vegito, Goku Black, Cell

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Call up the Pentagon and hope for the best I guess.

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>Larxene
I'm

>some mook enemy from early on in FFIX

If I can get to my car, I can probably just run them over.

I don't stand a chance

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>a slime from minecraft
I wouldn’t even know how to fight it

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>Inkling

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>Chinatsu
Sticking a drill up my ass in-game was obviously not enough for her

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>Huntress from Dead by Daylight
I am finished, she took down entire groups of german soldiers down with only her hatchets and an axe.

>Meiling
It could be worse, but she'll probably kick my ass anyway

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Me on the bottom

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I literally just 1v1'd my gf in Splatoon 2 so she could order some pure gear
I guess I'm fine with it, wouldn't be that much of a beat up

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I swear to god when alatreon drops this bullshit better not happen during dragon blight attacks

yeah i'm definitely fucked

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Team Rainbow.
I'm actually fucked.