*blocks your path*

i love snorlaxes so much. probably my favorite pokemon.

*toots*

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He's actually cute. These fucking movie pokemon are hit or miss.

Why is he so small?

I want to hug him.

most of them are cute though
i guess they never miss, huh

I honestly find him cute

The show fucks up a lot of proportions. Snorlax is actually 6'11", which judging by his height compared to the pedestrian lights in OP, is fairly accurate.

They’re like 6 feet in game so it’s about right.

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NO! Snorlax is my friend.

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what the fuck man

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He's so fuzzy

I would verify what Gen i'm in. If its Gen 1 or especially Gen2 i'd stay the fuck away to not get bodied

Meant for you fucking soulless cunt. Fucking die in a hole.

>Niggachu

They really nailed the abomination that is Aipom.

I wanna suck on his fluffy tiddies

takes a detour or just literally go around him

Snorlax never made sense

Gross prediction? I'm gonna go with 300 million domestic 1 bill abroad

I don't get why you can't crawl over him, they're a docile pokemon usually.

You missed the cutest detail, which is that he's sleeping on the cycling lane to the side of the street.

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2.5 billion. Probably more. Pokemon is a fucking monster franchise.

That's fucking scary

The movie doesn't look bad and some of the designs are ok but they went way over board with the fluffyness on most of them

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heh

It's not a monster franchise. It's THE monster franchise in more ways than one. It's the highest grossing series of all time in any media.

leave capeshit to me

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I can see Detective Pikachu making more than Captain Marvel but no way in hell will it be bigger than Endgame

*plays flute*

It's pokemon, it's the highest grossing media series in the world. Pokemon is as big as it has been since pokemania in the late 90s

I NEED A HERO

Why the fuck did they give it flabby pecs and not just a huge round stomach? That's gross.

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Pikachu will be released two weeks after Endgame and cut the legs of the movie out

Why not just go around him?

>cgi for the kids
>nostalgia pandering for the manchildren
>popular actor for normalfags
>not too compromising adaptation of a game for nerds
So long as it has even a passable story, it's guaranteed money.

wanna give him a big ol hug

That's the joke, you can in a real-life setting but you somehow couldn't in a videogame.

Hey, It's Gritty's brother.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

The idea that a Snorlax would walk around a sit and then park itself randomly next to a post is amusing as shit. 99% of this movie I feel will be looking for Pokemon and thinking "haha yeah they would do that".

If you look at the whole shot, it fell asleep on the cycling road.

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i wanna hug

Detective Pikachu's strategy is literally
>It's not enough that I should succeed, others must fail
Dropping such a big movie right next to Endgame is a seriously bold move. I don't expect it to beat Endgame's numbers but it's going to cut into Marvel a bit.

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He's a big guy

Savage angry monkeys can get scary when they want to

It's counter-programming Avengers like Jumanji did with TLJ, Endgame will be a 3 hours movie that might be a bit of a slog and dark, and Pikachu looks funny and kid friendly.

>It's not enough that I should succeed, others must fail
That probably is it's literal strategy considering that they dropped the trailer the same day as the toy story 4 teaser, and Disney had to make the second one in 24 hours

What if his in an alley? Or a very small street

Hey, snorlax doesn't look bad.

Is floofy

>*toots*

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I really like that it has moobs.

Looks like there's a meowth sitting on top of the bus stop across the street.

No just no

You're right, I hadn't noticed it.

I agree pepegliacci. NIdoran is a cool pokemon.

WHERE THE FUCK IS VENONAT BROS

It's gonna be more likely that Endgame and Pikachu will cannablize each others' box office

If it didn't have goofy human teeth it would look less horrifying

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>[Chinese box office blocks your path]

>implying this shit has any kind of clever or nuanced jokes in it

Does this world have like an always active task force to take care of dudes like this who might just fucking ultra kill a civilian out of anger?

Here are the pokemon at the police station.

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>police station has giant golems and fire dogs
No wonder the darkies are so well behaved

Pokemon is a fictional ultra peaceful world

I can see it now. At the theater nothing but clapping after you see a new pokemon endless oooh and aaaaah . Jesus fuck you niggers are so easily manipulated I'm glad I get to work in a business that exploits your mind so easily you sheep. Enjoy the movie faggots.

What interests me about this movie, as an autistic five year old, is the deep lore. Like the police there have Growlithes and Arcanines because of the obvious police dog theme, but would they just have a plethora of different types to stand a chance against various types? Wouldn't it then make sense for police to breed and train Eevees instead?

veepee

that machamp looks like shit

>casual ghost golem.

Man, pokemon irl would be sick.

Oi m8, 'av you got a loicense to kip in the road?

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officer jennies in the pokemon anime exclusively used growlthes

Funny how you say that since it appears that the Greninja seems to be owned by whoever the antagonist judging by what the trailer has shown and it counters both Arcanine and Golurk

the cool ones didn't

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It's nipples are missing

Can zappy boi even zap?
the second trailer makes it look like he has electric constipation

And fire dogs bigger than a person.
Marmaduke ain't got SHIT on that Arcanine
God i want that knot so badly uwu

>golurk looks even more kickass

Fuck right.

I think it's a joke about him being out of shape. This pika is not a fighter

he blocks an entire street in the game he should be huge

>bring a starmie or something
>you can now violence the police

he's arching down user, stop being retarded

Disney is about to get upset they're probably shook that Incredible 2 didn't get that Oscar

>they hired a deviantart artist because of his shit le meme realistic pokemon
>movie looks like shit
wow imagine my shock

Kek

He can't, a point from the game is that his human-like behavior comes with the caveat of being unable to emit electricity almost entirely.

Nah, there was one who used a Duosion and one with a Ghastly, because only Psychic and Ghost types can really counter other Psychics.

is it the blur or does charmander has also fur?

youtu.be/LJ5nV9aKthU
LET ME IN YOU F7CKER!

Good to see the left has shitty stale memes too

Just blur probably, Charizard is shown with scaly skin.

Would you adopt a crippled zappy boi Yea Forums?

it's still gonna make millions

So the white parts are also fur?

>moobs on a Pokemon

HOLY FUCK MY DIIIIICK

So basically like Meowth

>this fag again

Are you going to shitpost in these threads all day?

golurk is the only pokemon that looks any good so far

Will it still evolve into my main man Raichu?

he cute

>I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

i cannot believe they actually put the main theme the madmans

I don't know if you lack basic reading comprehension or purposefully retorted my comments to meant hat you need to support your claims, but what I obviously said is
1. the movie LOOKS bad, I didn't say what it IS because I don't fucking see the future
2. It looks bad because the trailer presents a typical unfaithful Holywood adaptation (hideous realistic CGI for cartoon monsters, modern western city setting, safe Hollywood premise, characters, dialogues and situations, well known pop song, and NOTHING of that has to do with the original product, it's just here because it's well knows and economically proved).
3. The game was made so the movie had an excuse to be whatever bullshit they wanted, in this case a buddy cop film, and still use the name of a series, that never before had nothing to do with buddy cop films.

Huh. The Golurk seem to have different chest marking placement.

first time here but im glad im nott he only one who thinks is shit

He blocks the entrance of a narrow gate onto a dock.

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Please fuck off. Pretty please. I know you're depressed and hate everything but try and get yourself in check.

Billions.

dios mio!

where are his nipples

>this is unironically going to happen
>young adults will low begin singing it
>others will just stand and start clapping
I hope they don't put it in but they will

So if we go by the games plot not only is Mewtwo a sexy beast in this, it's him after the first movie where he became good, right? Pretty awesome if so. Hope we see him with a cloak on. They never showed him with it in the show or movies, just the anime intro. Anime opening always had me thinking he was roaming around cloaked so he could hide from Rocket but help those in need to make up for what he did.

>Gen 8 will not even look 1/100th this good
>They're going to go for a "cutesy anime style"

Just end me.

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>Detective Pikachu: a Sam Raimi film

It's never the same legendary. This is a different Mewtwo.

Maybe they're under his fur.

>if we go by the games' plot
>it's him after the first movie
user you seem confused.

>Mr. Kim Jung Un sir would you please stop falling asleep in the street

>spoiling the Mewtwo reveal
Why do trailers keep doing this

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>Weak to Dark

They know people will still go see it. Pokemon is huge.

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>still makes millions. Sorry poltard

the resemblance is truly uncanny all he needs are the ears

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you don't know the context, just that a popular mon is in it.

>bringing up /pol/ for no reason

Fuck off tranny. I'm looking forward to this movie.

No one played the game so no one will know.

based pokekino in the menu

I expect Ho-oh's cameo and Lugia after the credits.

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no you wouldn't

Murrikans have become as bad as japs in the last decade or two and want everything spoiled in the trailer. Just look at any trailer that comes out and you'll find the same. Making more money > surprising people.

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>bringing up tranny for no reason
Fuck off footfag. You're mad.

Was there a new trailer or something??

>Local kappa learns the tequila is out

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*snuggles up*

He kinda looks like the Staypuffed Marshmallow man.

literally looks like a nigger

That scene is pretty funny. Mr mime is the shit

>actually using Pokemon across all Gens
This movie is pretty based.

youtube.com/watch?v=bILE5BEyhdo

F

>this is your brain on socialism

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I think this might be a bit much for a new game, but I'd like to see something like Pokken. Besides the weird fur effects on some Pokemon, I thought it was a pretty good balance of cartoon and realism.

>one trailer made me single-handedly love Mr Mime after ignoring him for 20 years
the fuck

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>implying niggers have white teeth

bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-14521627
phys.org/news/2016-05-spoiler-alertspoilers-stories.html
universityofcalifornia.edu/news/spoiler-alert-spoilers-make-you-enjoy-stories-more
theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2011/aug/17/spoilers-enhance-enjoyment-psychologists
gizmodo.com/stop-worrying-about-spoilers-they-actually-help-you-en-1778452171

>American humor

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People go to movies they KNOW they will like.
In current business model average sheeperson does not have the capacity to "expect" something from movie. With free time and funds so limited after average workhours, the average person does not want to waste what little leisure time they are left with. The movie has to be as hype as possible, secure first place in expectations and people will choose to watch it because average cinemagoer chooses "whatever's popular".
Finish your mission, Raiden.

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Wtf is that supposed to be?

holy shit he does

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Yeah I would be all over that big boy

Ludicolo.

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Raccoon City Police Department?

Same reason they showed off Spider-man in Civil War: now everyone is even more excited for the thing.

They have a cover of the song from Shrek 2?

RACIST!

Where’s my Scottish kilt wearing pokemon.

Looks like CJ7

Fur? Huh... I always imagined Snorlax's skin being like a seal's.

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>Pikachu saying hell
What fucking timeline is this? Off all of the Pokemon properties to make a movie of, they choose the most random out of place game that only released digitally.

even if the movie sucks, playing pokemon snap with the trailers is great

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More like lewdicoulo papi

Of gen 8 turns out to be set in England, you might see it

It makes sense to do that though. Can mess with the material more without running into the "not muh" problem trying to adapt the main games or anime would have.

It came out physically too.

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Is that official cover art? Pikachu is literally showing off his ass. Not that I have a problem with that.

I wonder what a female snorlax would look like in this style?

Her chest would be flat.

por qué, user

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Yes, it's the actual cover.

is that person on the background walking a spinda?

Ludicolo and Shiftry are based on a kappa and tengu respectively. Any resemblance to ethnic groups is completely coincidental.

>3ds
>plays only in 2d
Oh no no no no

>tfw i just now realized that hitmonlee and hitmonchan reference bruce lee and jakie chan respectively

yeah like 90% of the games released towards the end of the 3DS lifespan

Cast him, Yea Forums.

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what the fuck
i never realized this as a kid. or maybe i was aware but my memory is fucked up.

A Pancham, not a Spinda. The other little panda Pokémon.

The game's graphics were probably too much for the 3DS to handle with 3D on.

>Greninjas come out of the pods at that research facility
>Not fucking Genesect
I know Greninja is more popular, but still.

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And their Japanese names are corruptions of Japanese martial artists.
And then Hitmontop is weird in both versions.

There's clear shine on him. It's absolutely a leathery hide he has. But the fur looks good too, so whatever.

Looks like a Pancham
Although it's be cool to see a drunk stumbling around with a Spinda

They probably didn't model it that way at first, but seeing fleshy man tiddies provably convinced them this was the better option.
Also merchandising.

Mel Gibson

Why the fuck would be sleeping in the middle of a city? Snorlax is supposed to prefer chill areas or OUTSIDE the fucking noice of a city.

3/10 made me reply

How do you fuck up Gengar this bad?

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i think Yea Forums should just watch this movie for free online exclusively

Except that's wrong you fucking retard.

Holy fucking shit, I had a heart attack when I saw it.

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what a thicc boy

youtube.com/watch?v=pDV_sdGIKgQ

Mark wahlberg

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Yuri Lowenthal

>genius sonority will never make another Pokemon game
>we're stuck with Gamefreak
Hold me bro

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William Fichtner with slicked back hair

Robin Williams

Don't get your hopes up. We know that they're going to 100% be using the Pokedex 3D/6th gen/7th gen models, because they were all made with way too many polygons for the 3DS so they could be ported forwards and reused. At best we might get some slightly nicer textures on the newer pokemon.

brah
although id like to see that too

>Jail filled with Primeapes
Kino

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He's on vacation. He'll be back one day.

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Dammit. That's just like with Sonic when they make him turbo realistic too. I fucking hate that.

>Not showing the Charizard from Battle Revolution screenshot
There's a fucking reason he's not there, but you're right on your second point.

Gardevoir reveal when?

>dat scrafty getting arrested
kino

>You'll never take an Arcanine knot irl

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What's the pink thing under the "electronic" sign?

I can only imagine that the cutoff for manlet status in a Pokemon world is whether or not you're taller than an arcanaine

Where do you see him?

he is sitting down

I want Gardevoir :3

>"CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY!"
>"MIME!"

Fuck me I want a Pokemon theme park that's designed to be a legit pokemon-city and hologram-glass bits everywhere

Could be a lot of things, like an Ivysaur's flower.

6'1 then

>playing POKEMON in the current year for the POKEMON

No. The girls are always top tier, that's the only reason.

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They split up this whole scene with Mr. Mime and scattered it across several trailers or is Mr. Mime like a companion?

Scattered scenes probably.

Anyone else being pushed into seeing this by friends who want to go?
It looks so bad yet everyone I know who grew up in the original pokemania is all over this movie despite not playing the games since the late 90's.

I wouldn't be surprised if it did quite well despite being shit. It's fueled by pure nostalgia, and there's an entire market of people outside of genuine fans who're going to see it just because of the nostalgia.

Reminds me of a Lickilicky.

If that's the case, what's the thought process behind John Wick Chapter 3 coming out the week after Detective Pikachu?

Does make sense, Jumanji 2 did pretty well. Fun movie honestly, if you can forgive a couple "Hollywood writers don't know how video games work" moments. Rock and Jack Black killed it.

Your friends sound like me. I haven't touched a Pokemon game since the early 2000s.

I'm currently pushing my friend who loves pokemon into seeing this with me.

He really doesn't want to see it and cringe but fuck what he wants lol

dont go then
nobodys putting a gun to your head

I hope you realize Pokemon movies released before at the absolute fucking peak of it popularity too and none of them were big at the box office you stupid underage fuckwads.

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>how should be the skin for this pokemon?
>dunno let's just put fur on it lmao

Slaking above the cyclist

>genuine fans
You're retarded on top of having shit taste. Nice.

Hook me up with your friends. They sound cool.

But now China watches movies and Pokémon GO still lingers in people's memory

Why is this movie so dark looking, it's darker than cyberpunk 2077

Anime movies in general never grossed a lot overseas except maybe with spics. But this is live-action. There's a difference.

>turn the protagonist into a nigger for the burger audience

this type of shit will never stop not being funny. America is fucking embarrassing.

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Lel

>"live" action
>80% of the movie is cgi

Detective noir

What do you have against a black kid as a protag?

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There's very little cgi being used in this movie actually. Know what you're talking about before spewing shit.

It doesn't matter if he's black or not. He's already an adult unlike the source material.

Because this movie is more cyberpunk than cyberpunk 2077

>If only you knew how bad things really were

>be 13% of the population
>being 90% of all films in USA

Are Hispanics mad that they get ignored despite being a bigger population?

I know it's hard to tell from the artstyle, but Tim in the game is canonically 19. He has a driver's license and goes to college.

People don't like to be surprised. Same as in how the trailers for children's movies basically spoil the entire movie

It's unrealistic because in the game mechanics, you're not allowed to steal pokemon.

Shit man, Golurk needs some repainting done

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he blinded millions

>London
>Directing traffic

What?

Song is from Footloose originally.

They don't have my boy Nidoking in the trailer yet so I'm disappointed.

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He does it for free.

there is nothing weird about it

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>dude its going to rape Endgame at the box office lmao
dont come screeching when it doesnt do 1/10 of it and you have both Yea Forums and Yea Forums making daily threads to laugh at you

Ah so you're a racist, I get it.

>thots

I never said I didn't want to go or that my friends are putting a gun to my head.
I'm just surprised it got such a huge reaction from people who aren't even into pokemon anymore. I've always been a fan so it's funny to me that instead of begging people to go see it with me as usual with things like this, I'm actually being approached so much I'll probably go see it three times with different people from different friend circles.

>admitting americans bow down to niggers despite not being 20% of the total population
OH NONONONONO

Black protag makes sense here. His I.Q. is so low that he can communicate with animals. Makes perfect sense.

Viridian Fucking Shits

He's the main villain and he's getting his own movie. It's not a spoiler at all you retard. That's like saying showing Darth Vader in A New Hope trailer is spoiling the movie.

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Ryme City

Its funny that none of the Team Rocket members are black though :^)

I swear because of Americas shitty film industry, people abroad think the population is 50% white 50% black and that every white guys has at least one black friend.

>There's very little cgi being used in this movie actually
Nigger what the fuck are you talking about.

I'm unironically hyped for this movie

Practical effects

>Finally a 3D pokemon movie where the pokemon finally look like the abominations they truly are.
>Ryan Reynolds
>A Goblin
>Something other than MARVEL wank on the eve of Marvel's destruction with Ms. Marvel.
You're retarded.

I didn't even see that Golurk in the background the first time. I'm glad that it isn't just gen 1 pokemon getting the spotlight.

Pretty much my reaction, altho, he looks fuckable and I never cared about the movie so there's that.

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*plays a lovely melody*

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It's a bear....

Most of it is practical effects. The charizard for example was made by hand.

not him but you compared this movie to something like fucking Avatar. Most of the movie was actually filmed on real sets and streets with the pokemon digitally added later. While there is definitely going to be a large amount of CGI shots the movie would be more around the range of 30% CG

Untr

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>Marvel's destruction with Ms. Marvel.
>Marvel destruction
Yeah just like Black Panther right? or Doctor Strange? or literally any movie they made before those?
lmao keep your shitty predictions to videogames ok?

He looks like an emoji

Gamefreak absorbed most of them after PBR.

Make me :^)

>in the movie world there is someone that is Dagasi-ing his Eevee and the entire Eeveelutions set 24-7

>oopsies
Untrue unless you can provide set photos or evidence. What you might be thinking of are the statues and maquette shown off on Legendary's instagram and twitter which were simply reference for the CG team and actors on set. The Pokemon themselves are entirely CG unless some we have not seen use motion capture

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Why the CGI looks so bad?
I pretty much wish it was an asian guy, or a hapa, when was the last time you saw an american movie with an asian protag?

I hated this movie at first because I thought it was going to be and endless genwunner circlejerk but seeing more of the later gen pokemons actually gives me hope. The designs are still absolute garbage.

Now that's a catchy tune!

I dont have to, I have a heartly chuckle out of people doomsaying Marvel movies only to get BTFO

Are you really this dumb? Yikes.

You think they have religions based off of Pokemon?

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more like you can't, Sweetie. xD
>This is where you use your holes as arguments.

Literally me.

He looks fluffy.

They better do Lugia's feet justice.

I know, I know it is. I can tolerate it a bit better on Snorlax.

>"One ticket to Detective Pikachu, please."

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The only hole here its your gaping asshole after being raped by Black Panther monumental success

If Arceus is God and Giratina is Lucifer, who does that make Palkia and Dialga? What’s the Pokémon equivalent of Jesus?

Here's hoping.

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What's happening to that Eevee?
Or is it a Flareon?

This honestly looks pretty good and I think it'll be a big hit especially with the normies, I think it'll do better than Toy Story 4 too.

>a grown naked degenerate watching a pokemon movie that's intended for kids
yeah sounds fitting

>Palkia and Dialga
high-ranking angels.

It's a Flareon, if you watch the trailer it either just used a move or teleported in.

What should a grown naked person be doing instead, user?

My guess is that it's being controlled by Mewtwo, or maybe even be Mew.

It honestly looks not that bad

If someone told me straight faced that this instance was practical and not computer effects, I would probably buy it.

For some reason, half of them look really good, and the other half look eh.

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Oh ok sorry I didn't know those replies were joke ones. I just try to inform people since I work in the effects industry and encounter people who make stupid claims on a near daily basis

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Pokemon the Movie is still the highest grossing anime movie

You're not informed though. You're clueless.

It's perfectly realistic because his father disappears

>*toots*

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*fweeeeee*

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I don't really mind for this film, but Christ I am dreading it for the "Your Name" live action adaptation.

user, america has always being fucking embarrassing

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he's half-black/asian in the film

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_anime_films
You were saying?

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pokum

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I'm not if that's what you're thinking

>Golurk
>It fucking works in 3D

HOLY SHIT

You're still clueless.

care to explain then

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Shouldn’t it be bigger?

>so muck
Also DNA doesn't work that way. It's an extremely fragile compound and the body contains all kind of shit that will break it down instantly
There's a reason for why we need expensive techniques to alter DNA of stuff and can't just replicate a bunch of it and gulp it down

That golurk looks absolute. Treeko also looks good during the cage match.

I knew I wasn’t the only one with this idea

Goddamn how did these creations happen?

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The head you're referring to wasn't just used for reference. It's part of a bigger project. You're saying he made a head and just showed it off to a bunch of morons behind a computer which isn't true.

>Also DNA doesn't work that way.

Have you ever had your ass filled with pokemon cum?

If not then you can't say that can't happen.

>normies get out

JUST

care to link me to where they said that then?

On the regular and still can't understand shit

It's common sense.

Masturbating in the privacy of his own home

>All the pokemon that seemed "savage" had the same pruple eyes that matches mewtwos colors

Yeah he's the villain and you know it.

looks like those big eyes, big teeths fruits from a canadian thing

Costanza?

You're joking, right? They're not going to make it a white girl and a black guy, right? Not that I'm going to watch it, but still.

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*kills you*

I can spoil you everything from the game if you want. For now I'll just say it's more complicated than you're thinking.

I think you underestimate how big of an IP pokemon is.

HAHAHAH White girl and Black Guy HAHAHA
user, it's way way worse. Come, let me put you out of your misery, dear user.

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Why americans have so much problem with black people? I mean, until very recently they coudn't even ride in the same bus as a black man.

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*pets*

kys racist

don't you love it when a 2 minute trailer spoils the whole movie?

so you have nothing? "Part of a bigger a project" doesn't mean it's a practical effect in a film. Especially since it was just a lone head along side the Pikachu, Psyduck, and Snubbul statues littered in the Legendary offices and the scaled down Greninja head on a desk. If you have nothing to show for discussion then this talk is over

MUH REPARATIONS
MUH WHITE GUILT

I triggered you, my /pol/ friendo?

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I wanna cuddle that fat nigga

this

You must be at least 16 years old to brown this site.

I thought he was supposed to be a giant, why didn't the kid just went around him in the game then?

Its 2019. What do you think?

They follow a different culture and they have different skin pigmentation. There is also the proven fact that their brain structure is different from lighter skin folks which result in different solutions when trying to solve problems.

>mfw when you eat so much chicken that you're now part chicken and you understand chickens

fuck off retard. the shape would not be like that unless they gave him a pectoral structure, as opposed to just ball like, where the crease would either be perfectly flat or there'd be no crease at all.

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That's exactly what "they" want.

This is going to be such a fucking disaster. Can't wait to see it.

I'm not talking about ancestors, your dense triggered motherfucker. So, say to me, why you don't want to ride a bus with a black person? What is the problem? Say to me, right here.

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>Do I get a deduction for solving the problem I created in the first place
lolno

I thought this at first, then I saw the teaser for the Sonic movie.

I don't care how bad this is, it will not compare to the absolute dogshit that will be the live-action Sonic movie.

Why would you ride a bus when you can use your own car?

>I created
If that were the case why dont they ask reparation to egyptians since they were one of the first slave owners

>why don't you want to live in a society with subhumans who commit all the crime

lmao black fragility is real.

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>live-action anime adaptations
>live-action video game adaptations
Why do they keep trying to do this?

Why do you expect the stupidest dumbest race to know history?

Because retards are willing to see them?

Egypt is far away and they're dirty, poor desert-dwellers, duh

I believe they said it was gonna take place in Chicago, so absolutely one of them will be black/a vague shade of brown. Also instead of a meteor, it'll probably be some kind of gang war, seeing as Americans don't know what meteors are.

>Its 2019. What do you think?
I think I might as well just drop out of society if things keep going like this. Why does everything have to be ruined?

>user, it's way way worse
What is it? White guy and black girl? Black guy and a pure jap girl? You're frightening me, user

>Chicago
Pic fucking related

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I'm not stupid
A meteor is when a rock falls really fast

>bus
lmao you are definitely an assblasted negroid. What's even more funny is you're fucking mad because you're fucking ape who everyone ignores on the bus.

CUTE

Identity politics mostly. Race relations were actually slowly improving, but for some reason near the late 2000's it just went to shit.

Nignogs are fucking disgusting, and I ain't even a murrican.
I wish it was illegal for them to live in my homeland.

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Live action pokemon looks like a horror movie

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No it's a really fat prostitute. The reason that town blew up in the original film was because one fell over.

No, Dialga and Palkia have demiurgic influences. Arceus created them, and then they created the material world. The spirit was created by Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf.

This is what people in other countries think the average American looks like now. Just stop and take a moment to laugh at Americans.

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I want to fall asleep with him.

>RCPD
Uh oh......

PIKACHU?

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el goblino...

The girl is a Native American, Activist
and the guy is an African America, Thug from Detroit

Based Slaking in the background not giving a shit.

>ctrl+f smell
>no results

Just imagine it.
I believe it smells like wet sweaty dog.

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>As if majority white Europeans aren’t mushed faced crooked teeth inbreds

>Mr_Mime_gets_attacked_by_PS3_games

>Smelly animals all over the place
I didn't even think about that.

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T-thanks, Sony.

*pulls out shotgun*
Move faggot
*beast doesn’t move*
I said move bitch!
*blows his fucking head off with a shotgun*
lol warned you faggot
*diverolls past dead thing*

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pokemon have no body odor shut up

just feed them aromatic puffins

Why are Americans so fixated with turning everything into a mess of browns, greys and make it 'gritty' or uncanny valley realistic?

Do they arrest you if you ever make anything fantastical

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>Pokemon can take brutal attacks of pure energy
>Slashed and stabbed by metal and rocks and blades
>Snorlax can't tank a Shotgun

>Magic creatures in a real world setting
>NOT FANTASY ENOUGH!
I bet you like chromatic aberration

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>The music at the beginning is a subtle rearrangement of the Season 1 opening
KINO

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I remember watching the Sony stream with my friends and when I and everyone else got to this part, we couldn't stop laughing.

wtf is wrong with this dudes nose?

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Why is the CG so bad?

*blocks your path*

We don't have tiers here, boi, the only rule is, no Landorus.

>what do?

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They can't produce a film if the cast doesn't meet diversity quota requirements. It's law, and it's what we're stuck with.

user.....

tapus ok then?

So are Americans officially ongo bongos now?

Kyoge hard rain dance team. Mega FUG if I'm feeling like I don't want anyone involved to have fun.

Yeah but not the electric one.

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VICE BROWNING!
ENJOY BROWNING!

Jesus Christ, I hope you're wrong. I'm not sure what would be "better", though, except for not making the movie at all

You are legally blind then. You should go to your local Walmart and buy a pair of 5$ glasses because that looks like pure distilled garbage and is the most noticeable cgi I have seen all decade.

I unironically think this movie looks pretty good.

retard

t. disney shill
it's ogre capeshitter

double retard

>yfw if this movie is successful they’ll make a Mystery Dungeon[\spoiler] movie next

Say what you want about Disney but at least their movies aren't filled with mutt protagonists.

This movie as SOUL written all over it. You know it's true. It shows even in the slightest details.

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>average charizard is 5'7
friends want me to go but my auts will kill me while watching it

>Taking people seriously in a racism thread on Yea Forums

Nigganon here
Seek help

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Isn't there a Mystery Dungeon special already?

that's a fucking horrendous tattoo

Notice how they didn't show the white girl in any of the advertisements. I'll wait for the plot synopsis to come out before I buy a ticket for this movie. It is clear, the black kid is gonna get with the white girl.

The fact it isn't panering to one gen gives me some hope.

it looks like that "tattoo" was drawn on with magic marker

>Arcanine is considered a "Legendary Pokemon"
>2 in plain sight at an average police station

Lmao

Willem Defoe

>tfw Detective Pikachu ended on a cliffhanger

>video game can't look near as good as a live action movie with photorealistic CG
>video game for children looks cute
no fucking shit einstein

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What the fuck did they do to you little buddy?

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Yeah, because the first trailer of him told detective Pikachu to go fuck off.

What do you think 'legendary' means

I can't believe slorpposting is now on topic

you really need to go outside and meet people instead of making theories about why they're dumb and you're smart

Because his design was based on the tiangou. He's never been rare.

It was hinted that it was possessed. If you saw the poster it looked pretty normal.

Literally hasn't been considered "legendary" since the proto gen 1 days, when nobody had a clear idea what a legendary even was

Could they arrest it for disturbing the peace

Idris Elba

>tiangou
Shisa. Tiangou is generally described as black.

Are the rumors about a second movie, one that would follow a more traditional story of beating the Gym Leaders to go to the Pokemon league true? How would that work in a 2h span? Unless they're planning to do a whole Pokemon movieverse with sequels

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I had figured it was mewtwo's hands.

Send out Landorus-Therian

>clearly doesn't know what he's talking about
>makes statement anyway
it's not considered legendary, each gen has semi legendary pokemon which are just rare and strong pokemon, like zoroark, tyranitar and salamence

youtu.be/XDQQdSe5iGw

>zoroark
>strong

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I mean, wasn't that Pokemon Generations anime only four episodes?

Generations made multiple badges into montage moments and expected you to have played to the games to get whats going on. You can't do that for a feature film that isn't a sequel. Generations is good for what it was: A small project to show highlights from the games to long time fans, not tell a gripping story for the masses.

>Modded recorder
>Wrong hand on top
ABSOLUTELY SHIT

Not big enough

I can't believe Mr. Mime is fucking dead. I can't believe these trailers are making me like Mr. Mime.

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I have seen it happen before.

His eyes should be glowing a little at all times. He better appear/disappear like the cheshire cat too.

>NO ES FAKE

HEEEROOOOOO
POKEMON ADVANCED

(I'M ON MY WAY)

Yo fuckin' Snorlax OWNS in this movie look at him!

I don't get it, Pokemon is more about toys and you can go watch several movies.

It's not Snorlax, his name's Borlax.

How much would it cost for a real life soft plushie version of that?

Few hundred dollars, I saw one about 4 feet tall and I think it was 200, or somewhere around there.

75% of all the jokes in these trailers have been awful but Mr. Mime has been the consistently 25% actual good gags.

Buy my game

The whole plot of the detective Pikachu game is that there’s some substance causing Pokémon to go rabid.

shut the fuck up dick

I legit thought that was poipole for a sec

Probably saw the reception Mime got and decided to shove the entire scene into trailers. Everything so far has been on the same location.

"I'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

"pika pika" ("Come get some, bitch!")

Where are the hot trainers?

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"Horrible nasty hobbiteses...stoles the precious!"

there are none, hot trannies tho

>"kick a ginger day" victim
kek

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They have a big enough interest in a winder audience that I imagine they're going to mostly ignore type differences. Aside from a few shitty nods here and there like they did with the Trek movies.

Mark Strong or GTFO

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trump

They were doing so well, then they had that Aipom.

Why, Legendary? Why?

Based Darren

this is probably the least terrible one I've yet seen

OBSESSED

>reveals himself as a /pol/yp

Oops :)

This better?

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HEY HEY APPLE AHAHAHA

What the fuck do i have to do with any of this? I just noticed that martial arts pokemons referenced martial arts guys

Slightly? Some Pokemon just aren't meant to look realistic, and no amount of tweaking can fix that.

Lmao, you wouldn't have those in RL scrubs.

>everything is fur
>even the hand tail

golurk's colors are kinda weird...

is it a shiny?

im sleepy bros

Im suprised they actually used more than 151 mons

>WB: SEND. IN. EVERYONE.
>GF: Which ones?
>WB: EVERYONE!!!!

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user, black people smell bad, can't control their emotions, are incredible lazy, and are quick to violence, they truly are. No one likes them, not the Asians, not the Latin Americans, not the Europeans, not the Jew, not even other black people, considering how often they murder each other.

So, maybe the problem is not everyone else in this world, maybe it's your people.

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>*toots*

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>that chicken suit

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throw some pebbles on the floor