Scenes women will never understand

scenes women will never understand

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What did he do exactly?

He fucked his face

He fucked up his face.

but did he have permission to die

Messed up his head

for you

He remodeled His Visage?

>gets shot
>cums

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>Mitch no please :3

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he fucked his fucked up face

post yfw one hack gets inspired by another

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>MITCH SENPAI YAMETE

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he changed his appearance

He fornicated his visage

>UHHH MITCHELL OH YEAH
>UHHHHH MITCHELL PLS DADDY UHHHHH
Winner of the BAFTA awards 2018

maladjusted his aspect

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LMAO

It was not long before he pointed his giant magnum that Mitchell forcefully thrust Adam, now trembling feverishly, against the railings of the ship, a place where so many passionate hours have gone by.
Mitchell held himself closely against his old friend.His voice was warm, yet with a hint of pain, like a spider's huge vagina giving birth to silky hotspring. Slowly, he muttered.
"You tricked me"
Mitchell's magnum penetrated deeper into Adam.Adam's eyes were swelling in tears, his body stiffening into a t-pose.Adam let out a faint gasp.
"Mi...Mitch...please...."
"You used me"
Mitchell's magnum inched closer.Adam could start to feel it, entering places previously embarked.They agreed the safeword would be "hl2_gameover_ally", but Adam didnt dare let out the word.To him, the game was just starting.

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My Fellow Americans....

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>This is President Keemstaaaaaar, let's get rooooiiiight into the surrender.

He was ready.Readier than he has ever been since he first caught sight of Mitchell's dazzling eyes in the mess that was Black Messa.He was the one on top back then. How things have changed.
Adam felt the heat of Mitchell's breath. It was too hot to bear.
It was time.
"You fucked up my face"
Adam winced.Mitchell fucked him up harder than he could've possibly prepared for.Harder than the crowbar he mildly scratched Mitchell's glorious visage with.
"And now..."
"Mitch...pl..please.... I can ex.... explain..."
Mitchell did not look back.He always did that before the final act.Adam knew this was it.
"Node graph out of date, rebuilding..."
The words flew as Adam screamed, falling backwards.Adam was filled with a sensation he has never felt before, the most sensual of words uttered by the most glorious of men.
Mitchell has done it.Mitch has hunted him down.

lmaaoo

he full modeled his cheek bones

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holy kek

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29thpbp

IF YOUR MOTHER IS ALIVE SHE WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU SON

FERNS

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I have a suspicion that every woman is eternally irate at the fact that men can pee standing up and they can't.

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TURN THE SHIP
WE'RE GOING
TO BOREALIS

BLACK MESA

He readjusted his facial features

based thornton