>Yea Forums forms a party and goes on a grand adventure over vast fantasy lands
What skill/benefits do YOU bring to the party, user?
>Yea Forums forms a party and goes on a grand adventure over vast fantasy lands
What skill/benefits do YOU bring to the party, user?
I'm the healer
but I don't heal you if I think you got damaged for being lazy and/or retarded
I have good intuition about people
I'm the bard, I exclusively play the chorus to smoke on the water.
It doesnt matter if someone fucked up because theyre dumb, you heal them anyway. Thats your job like the little beta you are.
I'm a scout leader and survival instructor so I suppose I'd be the ranger or similar class
I have no skills to speak of so I will be DPS
I can keep the party safe from filthy mer
>Wanting to ever go on an adventure with the degenerates, children and attention seeking twats on this board
There are so few games where you can have decent discussions on this board (Mostly nostalgic, indie or forgotten gems like Halo 3, Hollow Knight and Nioh) without children or shitposters joining in or posting that having an actual Yea Forums party sounds like the most unappealing thing ever. The only time it worked in recent memory was the SCP community that still sometimes advertises here. Point in case, i'd rather go on a journey with a bunch of randoms than the general populace of this board.
I stand at the back and then sucker punch dudes when they're distracted by the tank. Also I can kick them in the head and kidneys if they go down.
im a round stinky boy
up! up! pick up stinky boy o_O
Id be a tactical mage that supports from the back.
I know a lot about fishing, sailing and I can cook really well. I'll also suck your cock if you want.
I would be the nigger who dies too early
...you know what? based.
I can cook and some basic survival skills.
Your job is to make sure this guy doesn't spread his to the rest of the party.
Slutty breton girl paladin who sucks and fucks through dialogue choices, intentionally gets us captured by horny monsters and bandits and keeps up morale by being the group cum dump.
No fish for you.
I dunno, does big penis count?
I'll heal your wounds, and let you have your way with me.
ability to achieve the worst possible outcome
I’ll be the healslut
I'm the backline party member with no stats but has a passive. Probably EXP +30%
I pick up trash and sell it to strangers to fund our expedition
You buy snake? 50 gil kupo
I'm the Girl.
I do wrenching and diy shit so i guess im some sort of engineer guy
Well you sound fun
Having a whore is a great asset to the team, we could use you as a spy who could infiltrate camps and strongholds and return with info after you're done being a slut.
I'm good at upgrading weapons to be easier to use, do more damage or have more range even with limited tools.
My hobby is ancient weapons from various civilizations and their effectiveness in war and hunting.
I’m an electrician and plumber so I’ll do armor and weapon repairs
I'm studying chemical engineering. I'll make potions
Armor and weaponry are not made of pipes or electricity you absolute retard.
I guess people think im funny, and im a big fat, so i'll be the shittiest tank chef bard hybrid to exist
id be the toilet
I can be the deadweight.
Do any of you even have a doctoral degree?
Reminds me of playing MHGU with randoms
Literally me, one dude and 2 chinks
They were competent enough to handle shit like G ranked deviants with ease
Probably the best 3 hours of gaming I’ve had in forever
I literally fix shit all god damn day.
If Medieval faggots figured this shit out I most certainly can.
I can give the team dietary advice but only if their insurance covers my costs. I can also build a theater decor I guess.
I'll be the overweight samurai wannabe whom nobody expects anything of.
I have mad shitposting skills, does that mean I maxed out charisma?
I'm fit so I assume I could do something.
I designate you as the party blacksmith.
I'll be the strongest class, the farmer. Gonna Rune Factory it up.
id be the gay boi thats secretly gets fucked by everyone but nobody says anything cause they dont want to be called gay
I'll be the min-maxer, telling everyone how to to their things. I'll end up dead after a couple of nights and nobody will bat an eye.
drunken master monk tank reporting for duty
ill be the fat loser that cant get laid. OH wait thats everyone else in this thread.
I'll read the item descriptions and lore info entries so somebody will have an idea of what's going on and what we're doing.
I max my charisma and go live with the NPCs, fuck you fags
I've played mohun and dungeon of the endless with people on Yea Forums for years, everybody has been great, never had one bad player or raging asshole from the hundreds of people I've played games with on here.
Sign me the fuck up for an ad/v/enture you faggots. I'll be dumping all my points into alchemy and trying to make you drink my experimental potions.
Me stronk. Works computer but have stronk hands.
I'll be the overconfident deadweight constantly biting off more than I can chew to the detriment of the entire party.
I'd be friend with everyone and then die a well-timed and heroic death so the party can achieve greater potential through burning drive for revenge.
I reckon I could be pretty good at stabbing enemies in their kidneys I can also sew cloth to repair or sell for money
LFG
>mediocre intelligence just enough to get an engineering degree
>reasonable strength/endurance/dexterity
>bellow average charisma/wisdom
>wealthy background
pm me asap
I bring depression and social anxiety
I'll drag everyone down
I'll be the packmule, since all I can do is lift.
partys bratty cumdump is what you are
but can lift the feels?
>not one boomer wizard
They all isekaied already.
A necromancer who doesnt want to be in this adventure and wants to be a baker.Instead of monsters he summons sentient food.
A character who is a theif but when ever stealing steals panties
A robot who accidentally attacks while trying to do his stand up routine
A bard who plays heavy metal
A warrior who is banned from having swords so he uses a pencil
A wizard whos only spells are ones that heal the enemy.
>dfw you could have been the parties 31 year old supreme virgin boomer wizard but you gave it up for grills
Don't succumb to them like I did anons, don't give them your D
Computer Engineer here, i'll make some technomancy gadgets for y'all.
Also building a robot isn't morally despicable, leave me alone.
XD
>A warrior who is banned from having swords so he uses a pencil
Shit that's me.
Time wizard!
i can actually pick locks in real life. im fairly strong. i'm a handy electrician, which may or may not be useful depending on the setting.
Skeleton reporting in
>born from death, that's just cool AF
>arrows don't mean shit, I have no organs to pierce
>don't need to eat or drink, low maintenance so more food for you guys
>light weight, can easily climb on others to reach places
>high in calcium
>have a big spooky ancient ruin to party in after a successful raid
>know lots of other skelebros who just wanna have a good time as well
>good at dad jokes
I have a masters, working on a doctorate if that counts
I can throw knives irl and have made my own bow, so I'm probably a dex fag
I'd be the bard, I can make funny jokes, play some music, and even negociate with others
Im a thief desu, i can break into anywhere and steal anything. I wont be great at fighting but I can get in a good cheap shot against an unsuspecting enemy
My retard strenght
Spotted the nigger
I’m the obligatory traitor, here to kill your friend and fuck your girl
I'm studying law, so I'm the guy that will persuade people and sweettalk the party into areas and situations that you'd usually have to fight your way into.
I optimize everyone's taxes and go to court for user when a tax dispute rises. I'm sorry but that's all I can do.
I can offer a set of hands
>Halo 3
>nostalgia
find a new board zoomer
I can read tarot and program a computer, I'm not sure either of those skills would help this party.
I have no skills whatsoever so I am going to leave the party to try and seek out a tutor, or failing that I'll go and die cold and alone.
If I do manage to learn some decent skills I'll come back and rejoin the party.
ive worked warehouse freight for years now i probably have above average STR. i could probably fill some unga bunga role like tank or warrior
Luck build, some charisma too; went to Law school, did Karate for 2 years with south american champs and I'm still pretty healthy; I'm easy-going too, but I can be a leader if no one else feels like it. My guess is that I'd finish whatever mainquest with you Yea Forumsirgins. I'd be a Mediator or a Red Mage because I'm a Jack.
I know the difference between a bleeding artery and a bleeding vein and subsequently where to put a tourniquet, how to splint a body part up against another, but in a fight I'd be cannon fodder or shooting at enemies from a distance with a crossbow/gun, even then I wouldn't be a sniper and would probably still be cannon fodder.
I can sneak and steal or backstab some people to reduce the amount of obstacles the party encounters