I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE WITH NO NAME

>I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>*SKRRRRRRRT*

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go get a downgrader and play the 2005 version and everything should b cool

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I should also mention, doing this makes your game non-steam. which can be a positive thing or not depending if you care or not

if youre talking about the mission with the plane and you have to drive the bike to catch up to it before it takes off, it was some weird CPU issue

I fiddled with some of the game settings, lowered the resolution, changed the anti aliasing, think theres a refresh rate option, that stopped the plane from being too quick and I was able to bump the settings back up again after I beat the mission

You can always make it a non-steam game, it's not like the game has steamworks, achievements and the likes.

what if "A HORSE WITH NO NAME" is the name of the horse?

frame limiter is the only option that matters. the engine is scaled by your framerate so some of the physics will be too fast. you have to cap it at 30 or download the mod that fixes everything and lets you run it at 60

>I PUNCHED HIM IN THE WILLY AND I RAN AWAY

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he can take his abbot and costello routine and shove it up his secum

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do texans and alabamans really name their horse?

>CRUISIN ONE MORE TIME
>CRUISIN DOWN A PAEDO LINE
>CAUSE ITS FINE

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FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
FUCK YOU I WON'T' DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

REE RARA REE RARAREE RAA RAA REEE
UGHHHHH

yeah im thinking of reinstallin

>Enter a GTA music thread
>I don't care about music in GTA
???

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Ahhhhh memories

>Had to do a flight mission while the sun was setting
>Two tickets to paradise starts playing
I don't know if the game has certain triggers for music but San Andreas always played the perfect music at the perfect time.

MOOOOTHER FUUUUUCKEEER
UGH

FEELING ALL RIGHT IN THE NOISE AND THE LIGHT
BUT THAT'S WHAT LIGHTS MY FIRE

HELLRAISER

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yeah I think it does. Still great though

YOUNG HEEEEEEEEEARTTTS
BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHT

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>Get to the desert area
>Starts pouring
>Horse with no name starts playing
Every time and yes it is great.

it removes some of the best songs

no, this

mostt soulful game of all time

>Replay it approximately every year on my good old PS2
>I feel like the time has come again right now

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Which radio station is the best and why is it K-DST?

It does dipshit. Hurr durr what is an in game clock that is triggered during certain missions. And the game would auto play certain songs during those missions, its not fucking magic.

My favorite part of this game was using "flying cars" cheat, doing doing drive by barrel rolls over the military base, pretending to be in star wars or some shit. It also had 2 player modes, and I remember seeing how long we could fly a dodo with someone standing on the wing. I put over 400+ hours in SA, the amount of features were insane, literally MMO levels of content.

>not biting your hand listening to that cringey fuck Sage on Radio X

THEN WE PRETEND THAT WE'RE DEAD

TIIIIIME IS OOOOONNN YOUR SIDE
Fuck me, I'm getting emotional here. Such a soulful game.

if SA isnt installed on your pc right now and you need to go on google and search "GTA SA screenshot" or take a picture of a youtube video, you need to get the FUCK off this board RIGHT NOW.
fucking zoomers i swear

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i'm not going to open a game, go to a certain location and take a screenshot just for some shitpost on Yea Forums

There is it, the most S O U L F U L post I'll read today.

What are your thoughts on Vice City Stories? I started it recently because I wanted GTA on Vita and so far everyone I meet in the story is an asshole but the visuals are really nice

>He doesn't have the original ps2 version
Every single PC version of gta except for 1 and 2 were fucking shit. Not to mention you PC fags didn't get to play SA when it came out.

I had a physical copy but bought it again during a steam sale for convenience.

Convenience...

t. pcless zoomer

I've been playing San Andreas for more than a fucking decade (almost two now, jesus christ) on consoles and yet i always find new things to do or tidbits i didnt know of.
The other night, while playing with my cousin and a few old friends for shits and giggles, my cousin goes in to rob a house. He accidentally quit the mission as soon as he walked in, but still had a radio in his hands. Did you guys know you can walk that shit home and put it on dressers/tables in your house? it disappears when you load out of the room, even into the dressing room, but still - you can bring tv's and shit into wherever. we tried it multiple times, it works everywhere, everytime

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HOLD THE LINE
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME

captcha: MOTORBIKE

all my exes live in texas

absolute pleb opinion.

GTA SA looked way better on PC than it did on PS2.
Just compare the draw distance for example.

and texas is a place
that i dearly
love
to
be

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THE GHETTO
TALKIN BOUT THE GHEEEETTOOOOO

wrong. All R* games are gimped on PC. You have to mod it to fix pop-in and add missing features.
pirated 1.0 gta_sa.exe + skygfx and silentpatch. PS2 map and vehicles with Xbox graphics pipeline is the best the game can look.

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>DISTANT SPARKS CALL TO A PATH STILL UNNAMED

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Oh the night,
Is my world
City lights,
Painted Girls

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Vanilla GTA SA does have a higher draw distance on PC than it does on PS2 though. This made foilage pop in more noticeable too however.

opinion discarded

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IN THE DAY
NOTHING MATTERS
IT'S THE NIGHT
TIME THAT MATTERS

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it looks like shit unmodded too.
The amount of times I blasted a Hydra into an invisible redwood tree or electric tower is infuriating

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I haven't played this since before SA came out. I 100%'d it back then and got the crappy t shirt. It was my favorite game of all time at the time, but I'm afraid to go back to it because I don't want to find out that i's aged horribly and ruin my childhood memories.

youtube.com/watch?v=G7sPP1V9dEE

This is the best thing i've seen all day

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youtube.com/watch?v=PbZq7Ze0Bqk
:)

The song reminds me of myself and the missus so its got a bit of a special place in my heart
>late night
>gf asleep
>mute tv
>play SA
>young turks playing on YT
>earphones in
>driving anywhere, everywhere
>YOUNG HEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTSSSSS BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TONIGHT

III and Vice City are still peak soul.
Mind you VC is super gutted on PC so you'd have to fix a lot of shit to get the legit experience.
Either that or play it on the PS2 proper.

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if you want a safe route back to good old vice city play GTA3 first. even that one holds back suprisingly well

>young turks
Yikes

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III had a great atmosphere. It is short and flawed by today's standards but it's a crowning achievement in vodeo game history.
GTAIII, MGS2, GT3 and FFX blew my fucking mind back then.

Flashing
LIGHTSLIGHTSLIGHTSLIGHTS

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IV was so great.

What songs were removed anyways? As long as K-DST and Radio-X remain untouched I can live with it.

Currently playing Vice City Stories. Great game.

>LOUISANA WOMAN, MISSISSIPPI MAN

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just pirate the original exe. Don't buy into a gutted product. Music is half the game in GTA, much like racing games.

youtube.com/watch?v=zQ41hqlV0Kk

Those got gutted too, the selection for each individual radio station is about the same for the entirety of GTA.

>10 year old in 2008 browsing YouTube and think he's better than everyone tier
Everything else was fine. That was cringe tho

Gta sa is just so fucking sick

youtube.com/watch?v=7Nuz_w3xLKM

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cringe

>pigtails and black tape
Good choice.

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>tfw supercop is chasing you so you escape into the woods but get ambushed by bigfoot but then he gets abducted by aliens and you get away safely

okkid.jpg

Is-is he okay?

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>WE GET TOGETHER ANY TIME WE CAN
>THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER CAN'T KEEP US APART >THERE'S TOO MUCH LOVE IN THIS MISSISSIPPI HEART
>TOO MUCH LOVE IN THIS LOUISIANA HEART

Shit friendo I forgot how much I love this banger of a track. Conway Twitty was done dirty in my youth by being reduced to a shitty Family Guy joke.

I can feel this deep inside.

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you didn't know what young turks meant in a gta thread. what are you even doing here?

poof

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Cenk Uygur > Rod Stewart.
Based

fuck off with your political e celeb trite on a video game board.
Unironically

>no u
just fuck off already retard

S O U L

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Cringe.

I can't imagine a more succinct way to expose oneself as a zoomer. gb2 yer Juul kiddo.

>yep
>*pop*
>the missus is asleep time to TYT again
>*slurp*

someone already posted the song and you still think we're talking about some shitty yt channel

not him that was me talking about listening to the song while my missus is asleep. Nice try though :)

youtube.com/watch?v=O-9nBzgkHQ8

idk why this track sticks out so much in mind from 3.

I'm 26 I just don't give a flying fuck about the political dichotomy anymore, both the left and the right make me fucking suck, and the answer is buy guns and not vote. It all goes to israhell anyways.

youtu.be/5o_vCHOfb1I

Stop spouting your political agenda, newfag. Go back to /pol/T_D

This thread is not the place for this.

Grand theft auto never meant this. You racists need to leave.

I can't even visit this board anymore without you fucks shitting it up now.

>loretta lynn is still alive

Holy shit!

okkid.jpg

nice spacing faggot. Nobody even mentioned race until you waltzed in, nigger.
I like Hitler and CJ, sue me.

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what is going on

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I liked CJ and I thought Franklin was a pretty good character.

I liked CJ and thought Franklin was an utter shit character.

>young turks

Cringe and blue pilled

Franklin was the least cliché of the three, but that isn't saying much.
For me, it's Lamar.

some user didn't know Young Turks was the name of the Rod Stewart song then no u'd everyone who replied after realising his mistake

based

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Jesus she must be 80 by now.

to be honest i can't tell if it's zoomers who're unfamiliar with Rod The Mod or just a poor attempt at thread derailment.

I should get a hold of the blueray of Scarface, these clips are gorgeous.

I'm guessing derailment

why's that?

Fair point. I felt Michael was the worst of the three

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He's token black with no personality or risk taken to make him more interesting. CJ is a real nigga

Nigger

Am I the only one who would spend hours punching cars until a driver would get out and want to fight, find a taxi and stand on it until he punches it, then watch him and the cab driver fight to the death?

lets not forget about MSX 98
youtu.be/3nbVsorrCEg?t=100

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you are like a baby
youtube.com/watch?v=3A46xE1ArTw

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I reinstalled SA on PC recently but there's a bug that's either new to me or I somehow didn't notice it in the past. When I move the camera quickly, the pitch of NPC's voices change based on how fast I move. The hell is with that?

Nigger

idk man I felt he had some depth to his character and his story

youtube.com/watch?v=JYy69qOJWoM

Oh yes I routinely pinched my nipples and jiggled naked in my room to this

NICE 'UN BRUVVA

youtube.com/watch?v=lv6mWA7OQiM

youtube.com/watch?v=vM-kdaB6eOI
>that feel when no 3D GTA set in this era

I got GTA 1 and 2 simultaneously but I played 2 first. Only game I've ever played with a dedicated button for farts/burps. That's some intense game design.

>the same day I also got rat attack thanks mom :)

He didn't have anything beyond a surface level "I want my girl back and get of da hood but muh homies" that's is very sparsely recounted. The ending had no emotional impact at all regardless of the choices, only Michael had things work out. Franklin was was the boring blank slate meant to be a match for the player's introduction to the world. The greenhorn.

>They're falling for it
Based

You never played Fable?

YEAH
HERE COMES AAAAAAMOS

Driver Parallel Lines is something like that. You could try the PS1 Italian Job game, it was alright.

Anyone pls

try gtaforums. Old games are fucky like that.

I think I played a lot more of the sequel but I'm pretty sure I rented em both from a blockbuster. Maybe Peter delivered more than we deserved with the original lol.

SUNSHIIIIIINNNNEEE
PEOPLE FORGET

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How to swim without framelimiter?

are you Guru Larry?

I will go on Google to get screenshots because I already own the objectively best version of the game: Original Xbox

I felt it was more than muh homies. He was guilted into staying in the hood by his so called friends and aunt then when he met Michael and Michael set it out that he's not moving on with life and got his head out his ass thats when he finally got out there.

As for Michael I hated how much of a pushover he was. Even all the shit with his therapist led nowhere and he just took it. Sure you could chase and kill him but there was no impact from that. Michael just took took took and even after exploding at his wife in the therapy there was nothing

more like Leisure Suit Larry.

My most distinct memory of the original Fable was walking into a tavern as a jacked paragon of good and making half the women in the place fall in love with me by farting

retard

Is GTA V the most soulless sequel of all time?

>San Andreas
>released Oct 26 2004
>been playing for almost two decades
Even if it seems like a long time, the game has not even been out for full 15 years yet, chill the fuck out crypto-boomer.

you mind pointing me in the direction of finding the fix? i've already downgraded recently but some missions have issues where I'm forced to turn on the frame limiter before I enter an interior / mission start otherwise it will freeze on the fading in black screen.

I used to talk a lot of shit about Peter Molyneux on the GameFAQs forums back in the day and I'm starting to feel real bad about in retrospect.

it was okay mechanically. The characters just felt like cartoons I dunno. It was sorta jarring after super serious IV

god I fucking love her voice, though.
ssssssssssssage on radio x

>that angry Eastern European driver in IV who drives the jalopy and yells MOVE OR ILL FUCKING BREAK SOMETHING

youtube.com/watch?v=Yg-RIOATCbU

Sorry kid, maybe twitch chat is more up your alley

based

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>VIDEO, STEREO, MONO
>I DON'T CARE CUZ MSX IS A ARD ACT TO FOLLOW

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slyder - neo is still one of the most hype gta songs
youtube.com/watch?v=m0KMIV8gsUo

>he didnt like New Jack Swing

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>when this starts playing during a plane ride over the desert
youtu.be/8yuOw5k5_OM

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Hip Hop Remix> every other song in this game

Why did you blow up Ryder's car?

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Die zoomer scum

doesn't it skip a cut scene or something?

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gamemodding.com/en/gta-san-andreas/others/48037-silentpatch-11.html

gtagarage.com/mods/show.php?id=21709

what did he mean by this?