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Yes but you would have to eat a shit load, if you aren't already fat

>the black dude on the right checking him out

>eat a shitload
>get a pot belly

:O

Pointless, since muscle doesn't stop bullets.
Or heart failure.

How often have you been shot at? What's your point, twiggy?

well the idea is if you are 6'7 and want to gain muscle mass like OP, you are going to have to eat a lot while lifting because maintaining that much muscle at that size is hard

That guy would probably pull the gun out of your hand and fuck you with it, beta.

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He is living proof that giants existed

I don't get why people would ever want to be that big.
Being taller than 6'3" is getting into no thanks territory.

6'0'' to 6'3" is unironically the best height.
Tall but not too tall to look like a weirdo. Still easy to find pants that fit nicely. Shoes in your size aren't a rarity

This guy is just striding peacefully but fucking lol at the guy behind him and his try hard gangsta stride.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

Amazing "base" stats
How fucking hard do you think he's worked to get to that point?
Sure, you can argue that he's naturally tall, has a nice face, or good muscle insertions, but you can't deny that astronomical effort put into that physique. There are plenty of tall people who are complete lanklets, because you need to eat a FUCK ton of quality, nutritious food in addition to lifting heavy ass weights with poor leverage due to your lanky arms.

Some people have it easier than others, but life is hard no matter who you are. Everybody has their own challenges that are uniquely difficult for them, so shut up and go lift some heavy ass weights like the rest of us.

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>6'1"
>half the girls around this campus are taller than me

what in the fuck are they feeding them these days, they aren't even in heels they're wearing flip flops jesus christ

The taller you are the more likely you are to die sooner. It's more of a curse if you're above 6'5 once your joints start going

>I'm 6'1
>most women are taller than me

Maybe dont listen to your mom and get your actual height from a doctor

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Bad news mate
you aren't 6'1"

good post!

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The knees are the first to go. Sucks

Reminder that this discussion is pointless. You can't change your height, it's not like being fat. If people who are short do not make peace with that what are they supposed to do? Kill themselves?

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Take off your fedora before you measure,senpai.

>get the depression debuff
>it lasts years
When will it stop?

6'1'' is manlet territory my friend

get extended leg surgery.

>he doesn't know

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To cleanse the gene pool so more people do not have to suffer being short, yes.

Fucking mr shakedown

>Sure, you can argue that he's naturally tall, has a nice face, or good muscle insertions, but you can't deny that astronomical effort put into that physique.
It's not really a hard. It's hard to work on your body when you are short, ugly and fat from day 1 of your life. Fuck off, degenerate.

>If people who are short do not make peace with that what are they supposed to do? Kill themselves?

Unironically yes.

>Kill themselves?
Yes.

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how would you know, you fucking gremlin

No it isn't, OP either lives in the Netherlands or is exaggerating if there're apparently so many girls taller than him. That height is well above average in the States and many places in the world.

it's not. You're a pussy with no discipline

>1,61m
>virgin
>29 in 3 months
>never kissed a girl
>never worked
>dropped college
>love with my mom
>fat
>negro hair from my dad's family

I'm not trying anymore

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DAS RACIS LANKLET

Fucking wheres your school? Fucking amazonian wonder woman land? Im 6', live in socal, see all types of girls every single day, white, latin, asians, black, you name it, and only very rarely do I see a woman who is tall like me. And I mean very rarely.

>live* with my mom
can't even write

Because it's not hard to workout when you are already good

Europe? I see

Believe in yourself, brah

I beg to differ extend that shit to at least 6'4"
That being said it is about body type largely. A built 6'4" guy has an easy time with getting girls.

If you're studying in Holland is it any fucking surprise.

>>love with my mom
You took those incest memes too far man.

>1,65m
>not virgin
>29 in 6 months
>kissed a girl
>worked
>dropped college
>live with my dad
>fat
>brown hair

>love* with my dad

Not where I live in the states. I'm 6'3'' and people call me short.

>1.81m
>not virgin
>32 in six months
>kissed several girls
>worked
>finished college
>live with mom and grandma
>kinda fat for my height but starting to lose weight
>brown, straight hair

>Netherlands

youtube.com/watch?v=OB4sYImuMl0

>that feel when you have Norge blood living in LA
>everyone is Hispanic/Asian and short
>procure all the more advantages of being 6'4"

pls no bully I got measured during checkup this January am actually 6'1" i promise i wouldn't lie to you all on this Uzbeki mineral sorting listserv

Florida

Fuck lanklettown, MN

>1,52
>Around 10 times sex
>34
>Kissed couple times, afraid of STDs
>Worked
>Dropped college
>Live alone
>Normal
>Bald
Not had sex in 6 years, but really, fucking is super easy if you are desperate and have no standards. Dont beat yourself over it. Got herpes from sex twice.

>florida
Well, Florida is a God forsaken place, but it still sounds like bullshit.

>1,52
What the fuck.
>Got herpes from sex twice.
No, seriously, what the fuck.

You need a larger build at 6'4" and beyond or you enter lanklet land

Based and base-based

>1,52
Some SEA country? Or India?

Sounds like you need to stop fucking prostitutes.

>5'6
>almost all girls are taller than me
I stopped caring 5 years ago

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>tfw got gf and lost my virginity right before i hit 30
You can do it there is still time.
But tbqfh, it Isnt worth it, trust me. Waste of time, money, sanity, and brain cells. Sex is a meme anyways. Go for wizard status.

>6'2"
>have to work like 3x to 4x harder than my 5'9" lifting buddy to get the same results

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Cant change my genes my man, being taller would be very nice, but I am not killing myself over it. Some women are into shorter guys, not my thing, but I guess "spoil sex" was nice the times I had it.

I got herpes from kissing. I stopped kissing after the outbreaks, but I loved that part. Shame there is no way to check beforehand.

Italy.
Never do them since Im afraid of STDs. Aids is what I fear the most and I wear double protection the last few times.

You could still whoop his ass even if you didn't work out at all though.

>I wear double protection
You do know the condom breaks even easier that way, right?

Genital size > Height.

Without even a second thought I'd be more than happy to trade away inches of height in exchange for bigger junk. I'd be willing to shrink down as short as 4ft7 if it meant I could have just have outrageous fuckin' genitals.

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>Believe an evil druid or succumb to a succubi

What if you become a 7'5'' behemoth with a 13'' long dick?

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I remember telling my science teacher when I was 12 that I have a 13 inch penis. She told me that's impossible and I would die from cardiac arrest since my heart couldn't possibly transfer all the blood required into a 13 inch erection

A girl will get attracted to you from your height alone. It's easy to show off, anyone can see it whenever they see you in public.

If you decide to flip out your dick in public, all you're going to get is a sexual predator charge. You'll be on a list, but not her one night stand one.

You never Get rid of herpes. So just kiss. You already have it, so no point being conservative about it now.

Dick size is a meme.
Dick size relative to vagina depth. Girth relative to vag width.
Dont believe your japanese comic memes. Most girls dont enjoy having their cervix pulverized.

You can't get herpes twice unless you got hsv-1 THEN hsv-2... did that seriously happen to you?

That's fucking hilarious

Either you have genital and oral herpes or you're a bullshitting retard because you can't catch a virus like herpes twice.

why are autists on this website so obsessed with incredibly superficial things?

>double protection

This is bait. Not only will your condom break easier. How the hell you feel anything? Prostitutes are the last person to have STDS. They get checked regularly, because if they get sick they’ll lose their income. Unless you go to some shady shit.

>What if you become a 7'5'' behemoth with a 13'' long dick?

I actually think it'd be more fun to be a manlette with a massive dick than a towering giant if only because being a funny little man dragging his cock n' balls around would be more amusing and have a lot of 'contrasting' appeal.
That and I'm way more attracted to taller partners, so I'd be in size difference heaven... Not that I wouldn't be able to enjoy being a fuck-huge troll man-handling and impaling tiny people.

People who barely take part in society often have really warped views of it.

t. boy

>most girls

No girls my man. Hurts like all hell.

seems that way to me, its really strange

dayum she hella cute, who is this?

I'm 5'2 wizard and will never get laid. I've accepted my fate.

>5'6"
>virgin, have gf of 3 years
>26
>kissed and made out several times
>working graves
>working on MFET degree
>live w/ parents
>mild beer belly but decent shape otherwise
>impressive beard, slowly balding
Waiting until marriage to have sex because of my religious beliefs.

Except he is swole AND he can have a gun. Only a fucking retard discounts being in good shape just because they have a CCW.

>Black dude on the right
One thing is to mir a little bit while the guy is in front of you but man this dude almost snaps his neck just to mir the guy some more, all the while he's holding hands with his girlfriend. Fucking /fit/ homos

Pity the dude, going to have some serious heart issues when hes older.

'6"
Post it on metric.

Hes using steroids. Nothing amazing here at all.

not him but its a few cm below 170cm

>those fucked up legs
being tall has it's own curses i guess

>>virgin, have gf of 3 years
Well she sure as fuck ain't a virgin anymore you dumb nigger.

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Yea Forums is, unironically and unsurprisingly, bad for your mental health. Do not take anyone here seriously or anything they say. You can get a girlfriend, no you are not some mutant short freak if your height starts with a 5, you can get a job and financial success. You can lose weight and gain muscle. You CAN make it.

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Sorry, I use freedom units. 1.67m.

That black dude checking him out reminds me of that pic where some white dude is looking at some chick and his girlfriend getting mad.

>steroids make you 6'6
Cope.

not him but i know a guy in the same situation as him and my gf was a virgin at 21

no girl sticks in virginity prison for 3 years like that, she gets hers elsewhere.

Reminds me of that meme

Aids is only a major problem if you tear skin. It's more a problem with gay men specifically because vaginal cavity produces mucus to stop that which the anus and bowel do not. It's why sex workers working with gays or trans closes doors in the industry.

thats retarded as fuck to think though, some people have really strong values morals and self control, if a man can do it a woman certainly can

>5'11 king of manlets
>25
>I have a girlfriend who likes the same anime and vidya as me
>dropped college but going back
>Love my parents but not like that lmao
>fat but lost 10 lbs since December
>Going to die with a full head of hair thanks to being half asian and half scottish

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>6'0
>8.5 Inch perfect certified God dick

I have never once not had a girl orgasm during sex, I have had a girl who i know for a FACT has seen a few metres of dick and she went zombie mode while i pumped her and said it was her first ever orgasm from penetration. iI just wanted to come in here to insult you dicklets, you will eventually find some girl who likes some 5'5 manlet but no girl will ever love or prefer a small/average dick to a perfect one.

Doesnt matter if you're 5'5 or 7'0, steroids make making muscle easy as fuck. Any retard can look 10/10 muscle wise with them as long as they have acceptable insertions.

I was replying to someone stating he put in a lot of effort, he didnt, he put in some effort and used lots of steroids.

Based herpes dwarf

You mean fatass units.

>7x5.5
>most need ages to stretch
>hit multiple girls wombs
>all of them hate it when i go too deep
Nice larp

no one cares loser, girls always tell you that youre the best theyve had

ppfft give me a break man. People don't work like that, strong values and morals often start to budge when desire comes knocking.

He looks like a fag

this is the definition of a cope

>5'8
>most girls are only like 2 inches shorter than me
Whatever, at least I'm taller

theres billions of people you retard, some people have self control and arent desperate whores like you are

>dexfag tries to taunt before the fight

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I just want a gf taller than me

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>this mad that your shitty nigger-worship "XD DICKLET" thread got deleted

>be me
>into shorter girls
>5'4
What the fuck is this existence? This is the single biggest reason why I don't believe in god. I want out.

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Could you be any more butthurt?

I got a 6.7 inch long dick with a 5.8 inch girth, it's fucking useless cause I only use it for peeing and jacking off, I'm 5'8" and I would much rather have an average size penis for a few inches of height.

>Dick size relative to vagina depth

100% true but it also works both ways. I'm just under 8 inches from the top and I've have had a range from bucket to keyhole. Both far ends of the spectrum are not fun to thrust into and the pressure from a really tight vagina is painful that you feel like the woman you're shagging is going to shoot off your dick. Fucking a bucket vagina is like fucking a pocket of air that you feel as if your dick it's getting a massage. If you want to avoid the later don't go out with women that have had kids unless they've only had a cesarean.

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Back to the pit, runt

Looks like Amsterdam looking atheists the tiles and buildings so he probably is

Holy shit you are so fucking insecure.

>theres billions of people you retard, some people have self control and arent desperate whores like you are
Women? That'd be a few hundred maybe. Even in most conservative cultures, the thing holding women back is oppression, not their own values and morals.

Woman here, how do I get a boyfriend like that?

he's HOT. Probably has a big dick too.

I'm a dicklet but I pound them with such intensity and tenacity that their vaginas eventually start spasming.

and that is the belly of the beast. It's chaos.

But I still wasnt born tall with a long dick and a hot face, user. nothing can change that short of plastic surgery.

The fuck does it have to do with height?
Steroids make it extremely easy to gain muscle regardless your height.

"Men" who are under 6'1 should be forcibly transitioned into girls. I'm not joking or trolling. This should be enforced.

youre a complete idiot and have let memes rot your brain, people have desires but theres plenty of people who wait for marriage and shit

>Dick size is a meme.
The most important thing about dick size is not the sex, but how having a big dick changes peoples attitudes to you.

I find 7.5 to be the number that dicklets use to lie. For some reason they are so embarrassed about being less of a man that they will always have to lie about it. But on the off chance that you are 7.5 you just don't know how to fuck lmao. If you have a big dick you know that lube is a necessity and i have had girls that have called me the next day telling me it hurts to move, and thanking me when i apologize.

Proud Italian male here. Stay mad dicklets.

Now imagine having an actual dick and how much better it would feel for her.

5.9 inch dicklet here.

how so

0/10 bait

Can you go to that while being fat?

6'4 fatty asking.

>Now imagine having an actual dick and how much better it would feel for her.
I don't care, I get the job done and get it done well.

>youre a complete idiot
Nah, you're the idiot. Stop putting people on a pedestal without any reason to do so. more often than not, people will not live up to your standards and expectations, especially if you put them that high. Live a life of disappointment or be more realistic. Naivety seldom lasts, you'll have your mind changed whether you like to or not.

You sound like a cuck user.

ahahahaha

Just hope you end up married to someone whos had a big dick so she doesnt run off looking for one years into a lacklustre sexlife

Why should user be a jaded loser like you?

you just sound like a bitter angry 20 something whos been cheated on and is bitter
>dude EVERYONE is a shit tier desperate whore like me
nah

I'm trying to make it but it's hard man. I've been working out and trying to eat healthier but I still fall back into bad habits. Ate a bunch of chocolate cookies and had some lollies today, I feel like shit now ;_;

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ive only actually cucked
>ur a cuck cause you think there might be more complexity to people than STACY ALWAYS WANTS CHADS cock
back yo /r9k/

7 inches by 5.5 inches, not 7.5 inches. Learn how to read.

>If you have a big dick you know that lube is a necessity
See now I can tell its a larp. Firstly spit and self lubrication from the woman are more than enough even on someone who is tight. Second, all vaginas can stretch easily with fingers and arousal to fit literally any size dick, soreness inside the vagina either comes from pounding one wall too much, which anyone can do, or overstretching the vaginal entrance which again, anyones fingers can do.

Kid, stay in the kitchen making spaghetti balls out of your chest hair, you're no good at trolling on Yea Forums.

What games actually do this? Only one I know of is AA2.

So just do better tomorrow. One bad day doesn't ruin all your good work.

I have a legitimate IQ in the 130s and I can assure you that rolling a 1 in 100 character can easily put the game on hard mode.

God damn the sheer volume of larp in this thread is gold.

Maybe she has no interest in sex, has a fear of sex, or has a clam of a cunt that none but the smallest of dicks could enter that causes her to never try for a sexual relationship.
Honestly, user. Think creatively, there are reasons why a woman might stay a virgin for an unusually long time.

based and blessed for a wojakposter. Preach it niggy.

A big dick is attractive the same way nice breasts are. Its just good to look at a big juicy dick. Its better than looking at a smaller one. Its hot to see a guy flop out a big dick as opposed to a smaller one, even if the larger one is not nearly as easy to use or even comfortable for actual sex.

It also has a strong effect on desire if its public knowledge. Once its known that a guy has a big dick, it spreads and girls find that knowledge arousing. You're literally talking about or thinking about some guy and his huge dick, what isnt to get aroused about? As a guy you do that with your friends and womans tits/legs/ass all the time.

>5'11" eternal manlet
>virgin
>gonna be 25 soon
>almost fucked a girl in high school but dumped her because I still liked an ex, haven't dated since I was 18
>work a dead-end job in a warehouse
>college drop-out
>still live with parents
>skeletonmode
At least I still have thick hair.

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6' is not tall enough

I say that as an attractive 6' tall guy with a good physique. 6'2 is the bare minimum for "ideal" height. 6'2-6'4 is perfect. I got fucked in the height department because I was a fucking retarded kid growing up, despite being extremely intelligent. Stubborn and arrogant to the point of undermining myself and my health,

And I love tall girls. I cucked myself. Absolutely cucked myself.

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YOU CAN change your height, you aren't a poorfag, are you?

I'm 6'4 and always have struggled to find good pants and shoes. I have size 15 feet going by actual measurements but sometimes 13s are too big and 14s are too small. My waist is a 30 but my inseam is a 36, which pretty much means I can't buy any pants from any stores and have to order them online. Sometimes levi's or something will have 30/36s but they are never just right. And don't get me started on fucking sleeves

He could either be a realistic person, or he could be naive and have it happen to him over and over again.
You sound like a naive 20 something who has been cheated on and just didn't find out yet. You literally believe in fairytales, you'll be taken for a ride.

>It won't happen to ME!
>it happens to others though lmao it was easy!
You're so dumb.

so how tall is he really? no meme answers please, I'm 6'6 and concerned I look that freakishly tall walking down the streets.

I hate spit. Spit is disgusting I dont like when they spit on my dick and I don't like to fuck my own spit, just because you're some poor pakistani who cant afford lube ($6 for a tube rajeesh) does not mean Im lying. Keep feeling insecure over men with actual dicks on Yea Forums though dicklet.

Ever heard of a man stopping a bullet entering his body midway just by his shear amount of muscles?

I'm not baiting. You should not be out pretending to be a man.
1) Your genes suck. Making you transition takes you out of the genepool.
2) Pretending to be a man legitimately puts you at a huge disadvantage. You cannot do the kind of labour expected of men. You cannot compare to them sexually either. This is what's best for you too.
3) You're wasting women's time. There's a reason women react to shorties the same way you react to landwhales.

Consider using occam's razor for this.

Well if it isn’t the motherfucking herpes fairy!

KING OF THE GIRAFFES
LANKLET SUPREME

yawn, try harder

I'm 6' and asian, I'm taller than pretty much everyone.
Though I'm also fat as fuck, so I just look like an ogre.

Assuming the worst of everyone isn't realistic. It just makes you look like a jerk.

>When will it stop?
If you're incredibly lucky, "eventually".

If you're like most people, never. It's like AIDS except worse, because it won't kill you; you have to do that yourself.

It does help to stay busy, though. Takes a shit ton of willpower and not always possible, but if you can get into running, weight lifting, woodworking, reading, some actual hobbies and activities (especially social activities like sports or dancing) will help immensely. Distractions, basically. Distractions help.

t. tranny chaser

>178cm
>taller than most people around my area
>live comfortably being above average and knowing anyone a full head taller than me is a freak

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I wish, I'm more like a walking fridge. Have to politely ask for room to move in tight spaces and be careful I just don't push right through people

7'2 and you do look like a freak when you walk down the street.

Your personal stupidity does not change the effectiveness and common use of spit as lube. It is literally a evolutionary design to act as a lubricant.

The lubricant industry is a response to two things, condoms which need more than just spit and anal. If you're not doing either of those then lubricants have zero value and you absolutely dont need it for normal sex even with a huge dick, as long as you do enough foreplay.

5'8 is the definitive "It could have been worseI guess" height. I curse the fact that I'm not 6 foot like the rest of my family but I also thank the fucking lord im not any shorter than that.

>6'5"
>born to an upper middle class family
>white
>not obese
still have never had any female attention
I feel like I have been cheated.

>MAYBE all people arent whores like /r9k/ says and people vary from each other, maybe things are a bit more complex than retarded Yea Forums memes
>BRO YOU LIVE IN A FAIRYTALE
nah you just live in an autistic fear nightmare to cope with never trying because youre a fucking coward and its easier to be bitter than to care and risk being hurt. youre a pussy and i was like you as a teen
>implying im proud of teenage indiscretions
>implying id actually enter a relationship with a cheating whore
retard

Are you skeletal because that's just as bad

This wounds me in such a way that I don't think I can express in words.

It is closer to the truth than assuming everyone sticks to their morals. Surveys have shown that about 50 to 55% of women admit to have cheated at some point in their life.

be good looking lmao

Do you really think user who's larping about having a massive dick would know anything about foreplay?

>implying id actually enter a relationship with a cheating whore
What makes you think you'd find out? It's not exactly like she will tell you, I know plenty of people who only found out that their gf had cheated in previous relationships long after they had gotten together.

>life is hard no matter who you are

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Ok now you're Larping, you're giving me shit over a preference. And the preference is not liking spit. How would you like it if every bitch just throws up on your dick when you fuck. Im not stupid for not wanting to get spit on or fuck spit. It was an evolutionary design when we didn't have condoms and lube you pseudo intellectual faggot.

>1.82m
Feels good man, perfect height.

being a skinny manlet doesnt stop bullets either

Is there anything more pathetic than lying on an anonymous imageboard for a temporary ease of your insecurities and self-loathing?

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+20% dodge chance

>life is hard no matter who you are
Yeah, no. Absolutely not.

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Not if you live in The Netherlands mate

I'm like 6" on a good day and my girl has told me I go to deep or hit it too hard. That really surprised me. Porn warps your mind friend.

>amazing base stats don't exist
>except for all these amazing things
>b-but that doesn't count because he still had to work hard to become even more attractive!!
>a bald midget with gollum face totally has the same chances of a good life as chad thundercock, stop invalidating the pride i take in getting lucky with the gene lottery!!!

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pointing out the obvious is

>implying this is attractive
Dude moves like an inflatable noodle man. 5'8" is the optimal height for males. Lanklet freaks are the one who need to be culled from the gene pool.

legs that long don't have the structural integrity necessary to survive a street fight. I could snap that man in half and I'm 5'6 and don't even lift. Look at his lanky legs, his weak spot is huge.

>have friend from Flying Dutchmanland that's 6cm taller than me
>get vaguely jealous despite that being fuckall difference
>says his brother is like 2m
Why the FUCK are Netherlands people so tall

>5'9, dumb, broke,
>Still bang bitches no problem

Face > the ability to speak > the ability to go outside >>>>>>>>> eating chicken and lifting heavy objects everyday in the hopes that someone loves you

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cope

hey

hey big guy

how's the weather up there?

>Some people have it easier than others, but life is hard no matter who you are

The disparity is greater than what you present it as.

no, right now according to BMI I am just a bit above normal, but I have some muscle to contribute to that. I used to be real fit and I still had no attention.
people act like you just need to meet these quantitative requirements like height, BMI, wealth, and penis size and women will fall into your lap

learn how to fuck, having a big dick doesn't mean mean you go in dry pumping like a retard. The reason it hurts is because you're a bad fuck and she isnt wet enough, and after what you told me dicklet i don't blame her. Your 5 incher is causing damage you're just retarded

When attractive people say "anyone can make it with hard work", they're not trying to improve the ugly person's life by motivating them.
They're trying to validate themselves, they want to think that they owe their good life to their efforts, not the fact that they got simply lucky.
Everyone wants to feel like their success is earned, even if it objectively isn't.

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anyone got that picture of that really buff muslim dude?

No idea, we drink milk I guess?

I am 183 cm tall and still the manlet of my group of friends :(

Ogreposter best poster

damn more cope

it's true

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>buff muslim dude?
Bait?

Explain to me how heightism is socially acceptable when it's tied to genetics just like race

well user, what does love feel like ?

That's what I'm saying I'm like 6 inches diamond hard. Which is like about half an inch above average. So everyone saying you need like 20 of inches of cock to satisfy a women is retarded and has probably only had porn for their experience as far as sex goes.

He's talking about giga chad, who's just photo shopped pictures of some girls boyfriend.

there's that image with that street-fighter lookin, comically huge dude in the white robes, I can't find it

Because partner selection is inherently biological?

Being selective is part of the deal even though western society suddenly thinks everything can be changed because

>le will power

Because it mainly affects men and nobody cares about men's feelings.
You are a disposable work drone.

no, it's this guy who looks like he's at mecca or something but he's fucking jacked

I'm also manlet who has no problem with girls, but in all honesty... Nothing feels worse than feeling like a child when among tall people.

God, my friend says he drinks a lot of milk
It all adding up what the fuck

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I guess some are born with stronger wills than others, no?

WHY IN THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO BE BORN 5'6?!?!?!
I WANT TO BE A GIANT

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Here are some life facts for everyone.

You can satisfy a girl with 5 inches, and she might say it hurts. You can satisfy a girl with a 8 incher and she might say it hurts.

99% of girls prefer the bigger one assuming both guys have equal fucking ability.

Its because you know that everyone sees you as a child compared to the men around you

What a big guy, I bet he can hold me up and full nelson me and I wouldn't be able to do a single thing about it

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This just sounds like an excuse for being lazy and not making life better for yourself. Your parents income, the country you were born in, your race, the time period, height, gender are all things you can't control. They are all variables that you rolled when you were born. By living in a first world country, you are better off than more people so take advantage of that. You have to work with what you have and if your biggest problem is your height, you had a pretty good roll.

i'd let him mating press my boipucci

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Because Yea Forums poisoned your mind. Nobody hates short people, some women even prefer short people, short people still have kids, if they didn't, there wouldn't be any short people.

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I was forced to drink a glass of milk with dinner as a kid, and I always hated it.
I'm 6'5" though. so thanks dad.

>Nobody hates short people
I wouldn't say nobody.

yeah, but you can tell by that guys legs, how they cave inward, his lower body is having issues supporting the proportion. he's probably like 7 feet or just below.

Remind him to put you back in a fresh diaper when he's done so his precious cummies don't drip out of your ass.

>6' even
>wear boots everywhere I go so I'm not shorter than women
What the FUCK is going on? It wasn't this bad a few years ago.

>but life is hard no matter who you are
factually incorrect
>you can argue that he's naturally tall, has a nice face, or good muscle insertions
that's the main argument yes. your genetics do in fact dictate your potential. additionally, shoulder width
>go lift some heavy ass weights like the rest of us.
us, meaning not you

7'2"

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>Drank milk every day
>5'7" Manlet
Sometimes genetics just fuck you up. Or the other possible horrifying idea that I could have been even shorter.

>some women even prefer short people

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You'd like that, wouldn't you?

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>be Dutch, 183cm tall
>Friends low key take jabs at my manlet status
>Go on vacation to France
>Hmm guess I am taller than most
>Go on vacation in US
>Hmm guess I am pretty tall, Americans are much shorter than expected
>Go on exchange and on vacation to multiple East Asian countries
>Wtf these people are unironic dwarfs

>if a man can do it a woman certainly can
Imagine being this cucked. Look around you nigga, women are absolute roasties these days, and all it took was giving them more rights. The "women are conservative and pure" meme isn't real anymore, and even women will tell you this. CURRENT YEAR.

>if your biggest problem is your height, you had a pretty good roll.

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>5'7
I'm glad I'm aromantic because if I had any desire to actually be in a relationship it'd be hell.
I'm shorter than basically everyone I know and even though I'm pretty fit it'll doesn't make me any more attractive.

I was a milk guzzling fiend when I was a kid, but only ever grew to 5'9". Fuck this game, how come this elixir never boosted my height stat like it was advertised to?

>get this feel just going from one place to another because Australians are only short-ish on average but anyone over 6' is a giant

IMAGINE all the places he can put you while you're getting fucked

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>Rolling for stats
>Nothing in the rules says you can't just keep re-rolling characters
>Keeping rolling till perfect stats
>Just give character perfect stats
This is why stat rolling is inherently flawed and limited self stat distribution is significantly better.

>there are starving africans so you are basically a chad in comparison and therefore a chad in real life
wtf i love myself now

Milk can only help so much if your genes are still shit

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>left pic
GOD I wish that were me

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It's still easy because you know you are guaranteed success. I would run 10 miles right now if I knew I was getting a million dollars at the end of it.

>3 fucking garbage /r9k/ threads up
>mods just deleted a vidya-related shitpost thread
Fuck this shit.

I'm about to go to Thailand and break my legs for a couple inches. Fuck this short life

Yea Forums my body is weird
im thin but also fat
im thin enough that my ribs pop out of my sides but my belly is fat
although if i pose right and stand straight the bell fat is gone and i can a hint of abs shape
my arms are also thin
what do i do to be like some action movie hero with arm muscles and abs? but not toguro tier tho

my best friend is really small and he's a really cool guy, its more about attitude and how you carry yourself

im tall and a huge loser btw

> Yea Forums - Video Games

Who else /manlet but not insecure about it/
I'm insecure about other things, but just not my height for some reason.

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Attractive guy here - yup. I got lucky, extremely lucky.

The vast majority of anyone's success in life, the *vast* majority, is down to luck. Just straight up dumb, bullshit luck.

I have the looks and most of the good fortune to validate my claims when it gets to that point. I'm just waiting on the financial success. Once I have that, I'll be able to say with good authority "no, faggot, you didn't get there because of hard work. You got lucky."

I hate retards who say shit like "this was 100% hard work, no luck involved". Like is 95% of what determines your outcome in life. You have very, very little control over what happens.

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>be smol
>had sex with girls my height, taller and shorter than me
>settled down with a girl my height
You guys must be doing something wrong.

stay mad

Why do tall people always look miserable as fuck? Is it cuz they might die earlier? Serious question. I'd be way happier. But they are almost always arrogant angry cunts.

Vomit is a combination of acid and food. Spit is an incredibly clean and safe lubricant.

Its so safe, its actually useful to spit on wounds to clean them as long as you're not rinsing your mouth with it before hand.

>It was an evolutionary design when we didn't have condoms and lube you pseudo intellectual faggot.
The invention of condoms or lube didnt change the effectiveness of spit in sex. You're literally just hung up on a detail that is 100% personal, it has zero merit in reality. Its like hating cabbage because you think its dirty, even if you were given a cabbage that was 100% clean.

I think you should get over your zealot like hangups and grow up kid. Failing to grasp onto reality is an unattractive trait.

Probably back/joint pain.

I thought it was Yea Forumsidiots

jfc now that u said that I noticed his lower left leg and gait is fucked. Can't unsee.

Face >>>>> power gap >>>>>>> Height
This site completely overrates it.
Good looking manlets still slay. Hell I would say even more than their taller counterparts.
Ugly lanklets do not.

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either bulk and lose any chance of getting abs, or cut and lose any chance of actually getting muscle and only have good looking stomach since youre so skinny. you have fat but no muscle, and even if you had muscle you would still have a belly. guys in high school are able to get 6 packs ffs. just bulk and get liposuction
ive been in the same shoes for 6 years and i always ended up bulking too much and basically just got fatter, currently 150. dont take my advice since I'm still a beginner despite all this gym stuff since 2012 when I was 18

When virgin NEETs say "success is only possible through genetic lottery," they're not trying to find some deep objective truth to reality
They're trying to validate themselves, they want to think that their failure is just due to some misfortune out of their control, that it's not their fault
Nobody wants to feel like their failure is deserved, even if it objectively is

>5'6"
>taller than most girls
>shorter than most guys
>into girls taller than me
>into guys shorter than me
why

The world rests on their shoulders.

Pretty much this.
The problem is your face not height for most people ITT.
Height does add to attractiveness but it's diminishing returns.

Make like that faggot from your board and kill yourself.

>Legit look like that fag Joji
>Get compliments by passing girls
>Still a virgin

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What does natty mean?

I'd say height is more eye catching, like in a crowd. That gets people to look at you.
But being handsome is what makes someone actually like you. But it's hard to make that happen without people looking at oyu.

What a meme. Not everyone can make it. Stop pretending otherwise with your feelgood bullshit.

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dumb frogposter

>5'9 and beautiful
>Girls always see me as handsome
>Guys always see me as a trusted individual
>Current gf is 5'11 black fitfu
>Thinking of dumping her for another tall girl

Holy fuck I love my mediterranean genes

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kys degenerate

To the mod babysitting this thread while reading it, why did you delete my gamer fuel thread while leaving this off-topic thread up?

>he is still mad

At least I'm white.
Whites are only like 15% of the world population after all.

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natural

Who are you quoting

>wanting faggots from /r9k/ on your board

Neither does being a fat sack of shit, like you.

Imagine being so dumb you go in for round 2 and then 3 again. What a sperg.

The most desirable men in the world and holywood actors are manlets.
Muh height is ugly lanklet and manlet cope lmao
>Height is more eye catching
>People will not look you
Not even close when compared to face. 8+/10s are actually rare IRL.
You instantly get a halo from people because of it.

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>on Yea Forums
>calling anybody else a degenerate
kek

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Jesus christ literally looks god tier in that pic.
Prime Cruise mogs male models hard.

>The most desirable men in the world and holywood actors are manlets.
Until women see them in person and realize just how short they are. There's a reason "height" is one of the top suggestions whenever you search a celebrity's name.

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The most desirable men in the world are also millionaires you dunce.

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the average dutch 20-29 year old is 181cm, so you're either lying or are much shorter than you think you are.

>Good looking manlets still slay. Hell I would say even more than their taller counterparts.

Literally no manlet will ever be able to compete with a tall AND jacked guy, no matter how ugly the lanklet is, woman just trip themselves over prime male bodies.

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Massive coping

there was a pic where hoes were making fun of that one nigga from Sharkboy and Lava girl height lmao

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His walk seems pretty uncoordinated.

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Yes, you ARE coping.

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I'm 6'2 and handsome as fuck and still insanely jelly at the kind of looks he gets just walking in public.
>youtube.com/watch?v=hk5WoBNJMi4

he's 7'2 and weighs 320+ pounds, to give you an idea of your (unrealistic) goal. He gained 50 pounds of muscle over the course of 5 years, then started 'roiding and gained another 50 in the 6th year.

Him at 116kg is what you can expect to look like peak natty.

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God I wish I had long eyelashes

I love them

I'm 6'2" and I already hate it. It doesn't help that I'm sort of shy while my height makes me stand out a lot in this country of mostly short people. I also have trouble finding clothes and shoes that are my size.

Pffffhahahhahahahahaha keep coping.
Tall and jacked(gets busted 4s and 5s) gets laid less than a pretty boy manlet (who gets younger women).
Only a extremely rare combination of both beats them.

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Someone please photoshop some 2 billions sign on top of his head

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hes objectively a beautiful man though, his height is a bonus, if he was a goony fuck and that height it wouldnt help and if he was a few inches shorter hed still be extremely attractive

>be 6'5
>wear boots just to flex even more

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nah if hes got a busted face he'll only be landing fatties and uggos guaranteed.
face>everything else coping facelet

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I'm not coping buddies, that's (You)s, you guys clearly have no idea on what you're talking about.

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>short
>small dick
>as about as attractive as elliot roger
>just working throughout life like I should with no handouts, everything earned.
>had a gf once, broke up. This was nearly 10 years ago
>no relationships since
>no girls intersted in me
But at least I have these video games

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Nigger spotted.

Not on performance enhancing drugs like creatine

>your level cap is 20
>level 40 characters walking aorund everywhere

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average female height in the netherlands is only 5'7, with a ~3 inch female height standard deviation puts the vast majority of dutch women somewhere between 5'4 and 5'10. In terms of percentile, only about 4% of Dutch women are taller than 6'0.

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>smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/heres-why-dutch-are-so-tall-180954930/

tl;dr dutch women only fuck tall men. big shock.

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you try and look all smiles when you hit your head on 4 door frames, 3 open windows and 6 subway handlebars that day.

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>manlet
>taller than most people
Sure, maybe if you live in Asia

keep coping facelet
face>frame>height

Sauce me on who the fuck this is already you cocktease thread reeeeeeeeee

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froddo?

Shut up fago

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how the fuck are you hitting your head on open windows.

Because they're used to getting fawned on by the opposite sex and also encounter the "attractive people think everyone is nice" bug. So the slightest inconvenience is a big fucking deal to them.

nah thats just average, no one will call you short or tall

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t. gay man

read the thread or learn how to RIS, faggot.

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can surgery make my dick bigger.

I want to have a big dick anons

If believing this somehow helps you to sleep at night, whatever then.

god her midriff...
hhhhnnnnnggghhh..

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I'm 1,81m and never really felt short in the Netherlands. I also rarely meet women that are taller.

yes, but only flaccid, only by a marginal amount, and you can't get hard again.

Same sorta region but its above average down here my dude. That's not to say there aren't people well taller than me but the vast majority aren't.

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>The most desirable men in the world and holywood actors are manlets.
The fact you actually believe that is adorable. Have what women -actually- violate themselves over, once they realize the manlet-sized options aren't the only choice.

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nah, because im handsome, above average height and well built ;'). keep coping ugly fuck lmao

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Black guy mirin at the end

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high ones regular people would just walk past below

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pls stop
my pee pee is feeling funny

>performance enhancing drugs like creatine

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>REEEE HEIGHT ISN'T IMPORTANT FACE + FRAME REEEEEE
>BUT I'M TALL TEE HEE DON'T SHITPOST ME SILLY BOYS
schizos please leave.

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Depends where you go. If you're in the capital then you get a whole mixture but go to some proper Dutch festivals and everyone is a near enough giant. I'm 6'1" and it was just weird looking around at everyone and seeing my height as average. Holland is fucking brilliant for clothes shopping though when you're 6'1" compared to UK as you can get practically everything in your size.

heh

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He's going to do of heart failure in his 60's or 70's even if he's perfectly healthy. The majority of 100-year-olds are close to about 5 foot 5.

Again, how the fuck are you hitting your head on windows. The entire concept of a window is that it's in a wall. Are you sticking your head out windows then smashing it against the top like a retard or something?

>kinda-tall sister's first boyfriend was 2" shorter than her
>they break up
>she goes full height queen and refuses to date a guy who isn't at least a few inches taller than her
What manner of petty bullshit is this?

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>178 cm
>above average

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youre the schizo though, i didnt say it didnt matter, just that it doesnt matter as much as your face, which it doesnt. if all youve got going for you is height youre fucked

Dafuq is that?

I keep mashing the x button but all that happens is I jump in the car wtf squenix fix your game.

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the guy who was the werewolf from Twilight, tanned dude who was sharkboy when he was younger. idk what he looks like 10 years later but back then...

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>5'6 manlet
>had a ton of gf's since I was a teenager
>lanklet friends are all still virgins at 28+

It honestly baffles me how it's remotely possible for people with the ultimate easy mode in life (being tall and white) to have never had a girlfriend when I little rat manlet like me has had dozens.

How the actual fuck is it even possible? If I was 6'2+ the amount of pussy I'd be slaying would be ridiculous.

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>those fucking bowed in legs that tremble with every step
>those obvious steroid gains
>that absolute slav-mutt hair-style
>that heart-failure-at-72 height

Yea, that's gonna be a yikes from me.

Not everyone has charisma

You can't possibly fucking know that being as by your own claims you have no frame of reference of being short with a handsome face. In the real world women will choose the taller man in virtually all circumstances except for him being a convicted child molester.

youtube.com/watch?v=AR3YR1ZTonc

Full:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZbG05ePWRQE

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I can’t even speak to women so

>this much cope in one post

How tall are most video game characters? They all seem to be in the 5'10-5'11 range, maybe taller if there's an in-story reason. You don't see short characters in most western games, and even in Japanese stuff the shortest PCs are like 5'7 at worst.

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define "good life"

Why are women like this? No woman would ever let their husband do the reverse of this.

>this fucking easy to snag a (you)

That didn't take long at all, lanklet insecurity is real kek

>manlet baiting thread goes up
>suddenly Yea Forums is full of 6' chads with >6" dicks that live in places where the women are even taller and have even bigger cocks

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>Blaming the woman instead of the beta manlet cuck
Projection.

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I am 6'5" and generally miserable because I am an incel.

the video proves nothing, of course women arent going to pick a fucking balding turbo manlet. it has nothing to do with my point

>the women are even taller and have even bigger cocks
sounds hot, wish i could go there

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I don't get it.

cope harder, schizo manlet

Thanks for the returned (You), dumbass retard

>acknowledging that women have no agency and need to be controlled by men
based and redpilled

>Sub 180cm manlets thinking they're average

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The blessing and curse of being born Dutch

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>oh, he MAD

Don't worry pal, I'm sure your freakish height will attract someone

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If it makes you feel any better I’m 6’2, obese, 4” and the women here are all goblin dogs

>1.83m
>virgin
>20
>kissed girls
>worked
>in college or whatever it is called
>live with my mom
>overweight

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theres nothing to cope with, what im saying is true. youre clearly and ugly triggered hungry skeleton lmao
>b-but look, women dont want a guy whos fucking 5 ft
no shit, im talking a hot dude at average or slightly below average height versus a tall ugly dude, not turbo manlets

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Get away from mother before it’s too late

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there are 160 posters and over 400 posts. how many of them are people claiming to be over 6 feet tall? your confirmation bias isn't going to help you improve, frogposter.

>technically 5'11.5"
>say I'm 6'0"
Anyone else know this feel?

>he's still giving me (You)s

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It's like I never left /r9k/

I actually know the context behind that one, it's a movie or TV show where the guy gets thrown in prison for like thirty years and basically misses out on his life

Then they declare him not guilty and release him, so the first thing he does is go home and play the Sonic game he was waiting on to come out back before he went in, and all he can do is cry because it's not worth his wasted life

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What you're saying is pure bullshit that you pulled out of your ass, you coping manlet. Stop replying to me.

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It basically is because no one will be able to tell the difference without going into it with a measure

fuck that's brutal. I hope that's how they ended the show.

there are literal emperors and conquerors who were like five feet tall. Stop being so insecure user.

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>if i keep saying hes a manlet he'll become one!
stupid AND ugly lmao

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>1,90m
>not a virgin
>30 in 10 months
>I enjoy deep kissing with lots of tongue naïve girls during their first kiss
>Never worked, because still in grad school
>Live in Kyoto
>Healthy body and lifestyle
>Blue eyes

I'm so happy with my lottery ticket

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you could but dont try to keep it up. people that big die early due to heart attacks. no matter how big you are your heart is around the same size as anyone elses. except people who do cardio, those "fit" old people you sometimes hear about online are all cyclers

>using the exact same tactic he just accused others of using
literal brainlet.

>weeb
lol no

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>99% of girls prefer the bigger one assuming both guys have equal fucking ability.
Doesn't matter because they will still fuck you and or date/marry you. Satisfying a woman in bed has a lot less to do with dick size (within reason) and more to do with being in shape so you have stamina and also being good at cunnilingus. Being an attentive lover with an average dick > having a massive dick. Also, when it comes down to it a woman wants to be with a financially secure guy more than anything.

You only eat peanut butter that you have to stir.

>no matter how big you are your heart is around the same size as anyone elses.
I'm not sure where you read that myth, but it's wrong.

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except i didnt so youre a retarded bitch. i have reason to believe hes ugly and he hasnt said otherwise, fuck off my dick ugly retard lmao

Yea Forums do you still fall in love and believe in pure one true love?

would... would this work in real life?

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>Being an attentive lover with an average dick > having a massive dick
You know pretty much anyone can become an "attentive lover," right? Nothing you do will make your dick bigger though.

holy shit please go back to your containment board you autistic incel.

>If the girl is too tall, everyone will think you're a manlet.
>If the girl is too short, everyone will think you're a pedo.
What's the ideal height for a girl?

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>be 5'8 and white
>go to china and a large number of men are still taller than me

fuck these shitty genetics

Do you not know what website you're shitposting on?

I don't really know anymore but I still pine for it.

yes

The autistic rage is strong with this one. I'm surprised you're not posting pepes at this point.

Nobody is walking around with measuring tapes, you insecure faggot.

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>settled down with a girl my height
Bad move. Now she's gonna leave you for a taller guy.

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waht gmae

What's with the webm spamming?

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>If the girl is too tall, everyone will think you're a manlet.
Are you implying that people can't tell the difference between a girl who's 5'3 and one who's maybe 5'9?

>If the girl is too short, everyone will think you're a pedo.
Literally doesn't happen.

The only people who would make the same shitty arguments as you are manlets struggling with reality. Prove me wrong.

No.

Autism

>You know pretty much anyone can become an "attentive lover," right?
Yes, and I'm saying that's what matters. That's my fucking point. Ultimately your dick size doesn't really matter that much unless you have a micropenis, in which case that sucks.

killing floor 2

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5'7 is the ideal female height in a modern world. Taller than average but doesn't stick out. Will give you strong tall sons. Basically the female equivalent of 6'2.

a seething manlet

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>projecting strawman
lol
learn to use buzzwords right
t. ugly

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China and Korea have tall people. If you want short, go to Japan, Thailand, or Philippines. I'm 5'6'' and I felt like a Chad in Thailand.

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>projecting strawman
The irony. My sides are in orbit.

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Yeah and your point is retarded. There's nothing stopping a guy with a huge dick from becoming an attentive lover. I mean, women themselves literally admit to preferring guys with bigger dicks.

>How is this fair?
Hes gonna die in his 50s.

>he thinks the average height for his region applies worldwide

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It's literally easier the shorter you are because of how much less bodymass you need to build you dumb faggot.

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How do we know the husband didn't talk her into it? I know most girls wouldn't want to do this on their own. It's their husbands that encourage this shit and actively ask them to do it.

He's keeping the thread video game related so it doesn't get deleted. What a nice guy(for a manlet).

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Based retard

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>staition

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I'm implying that her man's height determines whether she's tall or short but also whether her man is tall or short. It's relative.

>be two inches taller than him
>I have more muscle than him while still being natty
Feels good, man.

Nah.
I'm 7'4" and really muscular and I have an adorable wife who is 4'4", she looks like she's 7 - 12 year old despite being 30.
My legs are longer than she is tall.
She does show have to show her ID to prove that yes, she is of legal age despite looking like a loli.
We already have a daughter and surprisingly enough, the baby came out smoothly.

6'8" to 7'8" is the chad height.
Thank God I'm 7'4" and jacked.

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But it statistically is, you fucking retard.

Yes

Most Filipinos are legally midgets, though.
They are literally a pygmy race. The tallest pygmy race, but still a pygmy race.

>he doesn't know it makes them smaller targets

T:manlet

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It's not that harder work necessarily gets you better results, it's that you have to be flexible and always willing to push yourself harder or find a new angle. You have to adapt your life strategy in realtime and you never know where the threshold for "working hard enough" is. At the very least, self-destructive behaviors will definitely ruin your potential and just avoiding those will carry you a long way.

Retarded

Solid 9 until the moonwalk. 10

You think the girls you know would actually show their true colors to you, an easily controlled beta cuck?

Biggest manlet cope ITT

Not for myself but I still believe in it so other's can be happy and I can be happy for them.

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You are the ultimate Chad.
What I would give just to be you.

"tall" is at best relative between populations, but not within them, and literally nobody is going to think you're a manlet just because your girlfriend is tall. they're going to think she's tall. that's all.

We're passed the 500 post mark so the thread is on auto sage now so that doesn't really matter.

>comparing a first person rpg to a third person rpg

holy shit, they're different in gameplay?!?!?!?

Cons
>5'9
>bald
>fat (but used to be "chubby fit"
>hairy
>at most 6/10 on looks
>socially awkward at times

Pros
>educated
>intelligent
>good job
>good income
>own place
>car
>decent amount of friends, no close friends though (becauseI don't want that)
>not so charismatic but I tend to blend in most social situations
>decent dick size (7 at diamond hard)

I get a decent flow of pussy from 6/10-level girls, most of the time get laid on the first date. Those nights out where I can't find anyone to bang, I get enough attention, phone numbers and good conversations and drunk enough to call it a good night out.

Dunno what I'm doing right and I feel NEET-ish on the inside, because of my looks. Should be satisfied though.

>5'9"
>virgin with no end in sight
>25
>never kissed a girl, only did some half-assed bullshit hugs with like maybe 3 girls throughout middle school
>hold an okay job
>live with dad and stepmom
>overweight by about 50 lbs; seems almost impossible to lose it because of how retarded i am (get motivated, stick with a diet/exercise for X time, then fall off the wagon eventually)
>pretty good head of hair, but i've always had a big head, so it kind of cancels out
I've come to terms with my permavirgin status. I accept that there will most likely never be a girl in my life. It's not even because of my looks (plenty of dudes uglier than me get girls), I just don't have the mental build for it, and I've honestly never felt a real connection with any girl. Matched with maybe a dozen on Tinder, but I didn't message any of them because I'm a bitch, but also because none of them really caught my eye. I find solace in the fact that I have a really great group of friends, and a good family. That's all I really need.

I bet your cock is one foot long and made of diamonds too, right?

13 inches long and it's really strong.

What about STDs?

dark souls still looks like ass compared to dragon's dogma. then again DD had one of the best magic systems in any game ever made.

How did you get to bang your legal loli wife with your monstercock while she's still alive and how did a baby safely come out of her tiny vagina if you are a giant?

stop humoring the shitposter.

>I'm not trying anymore

>be me
>1,62
>kinda fat but working on it
and yea, stopped trying as well, not a single sane girl would choose a manlet over a tall average guy
just fuck my shit up genepool

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Use protection, test myself regularly and don't fuck anyone I have any kind of hunch of being a disgusting rat, rather remain bangless those nights, if those situations arises.

Everyone who walks by you guys while you and your wife are holding hands thinks you're a pedo or she's your daughter. They may not say it, but they're probably thinking it.

When you bukakke'd your loli waifu, did your semen seep into her pores and grant her the wisdom of a thousand universes and life everlasting?

i.e. you have herpes and HPV but "it's not as bad as people think, i rarely get outbreaks"