I will never know what fucking a pussy feels like

>I will never know what fucking a pussy feels like
>I will never know what a blowjob feels like
>I will never know what touching a breast feels like
>I will never know what kissing feels like
>I will never know what holding hands feels like
>I will know what cuddling feels like
>I will never know what being desired by another human being feels like

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Just be an american

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>>I will know what cuddling feels like
that's all that matters

>will never know what a handjob feels like

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>will never get to Equestria
>will never be a cute pony
>will never get a pony gf

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I understand your pain, user

I know all those feels. You aren't missing that much, OP.

Video games

Spoken like a true virgin, handjobs suck ass since someone else is doing it. You masturbate Constantly so you know how to please yourself, the other person doesnt so you dont feel shit. Masturbation ruins even sex

I always imagine these threads are actually made by femanons talking about themselves


don't hit on me silly boys

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bareback sex > video games > sex with a condom

Good thread

I don't even bother having sex if it's with a condom anymore. In fact I travel to Asia once a year to have bareback sex with gullible 18 year olds.

shut the fuck up faggot

dude just go to Vegas lmao

Jesus Christ, condoms are my worst nightmare. It's either not feeling anything or just losing the erection.

this is a video game board, not your blog spot.
also stop being a faggot and find your own self-worth outside of sex (or lack thereof in your case)

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make this a nickelback cover, elliot rodger themed. you can sing, right?

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Tfw cant cum with bareback sex for fear of children. Fear is orgasm killer

cmon user dont be a pussy, a little forced fun time never hurt anyone

>I always imagine these threads are actually made by femanons talking about themselves
Nah. Even the most disgusting fat pig feminists can get laid because there'll always be a fat or old guy willing to stick it in them.

It feels like a warm and soft pulsating hole

the only good part is the succ, everything else is kinda lame

they are soft, grope a girl and run away

It feels nice the more you like the person the better it will feel

Uncomfortable and sweaty but you feel nice when people see you

it feels nice but only for a while then it gets annoying

It feels nice but too much attention sucks and will get you tired

>mfw when my dick is ticklish so cabt get blowjobs without laughing like an idiot

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Have you gotten an STD yet? Or blackmailed?

I mean, a hooker can take care of most things in your list if they bother you.

t. circumcised amerimutt

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Nah was lucky enough not to get my penis kiked at birth. Maybe all the overmasturbation at youth just killed my nerves unless touched a certain way

>basically was incredibly ticklish at any physical check up
>terrified of being intimate with anymore
I mean I’m 18 so I’m not like a fucking Wizard but I’m terrified of intimacy

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I'm very ticklish, if it makes u feel better that only comes up at bjs nothing else

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>there are people on this board who have had sex
Absolutely disgusting. No wonder this place has become a shithole.

Get a good sexdoll. And well. Except blowjob and handjob you will get rest.

Not him but condoms don't entirely protect against herpes. they help though

im a gay neet fagboi and ive sucked pp gotten succ'd, kissed and held hands

faggot

women are as lonely and miserable as men are, just visit lolcow farm

Nope.

get a prostitute but dont shower beforehand so its as unpleasant as possible for her

I feel like only a man can give another man a proper handjob because women have no idea how to properly do it.

It's a learned skill. Women can master handjobs with some guidance.

Khv dateless here. I have a crush on this girl at my Uni, anons. Pic related. What should I do? Do you think she looks like a stacy? What does your crush look like? What are you going to do? I've never talked to her before so I doubt she likes me. Should I try talking to her about vidya? How the fuck do male normies talk to girls?

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>Right-click search google
>Find everything

This has to be a personal army bait. No one is still that dumb.

>>I will never know what kissing feels like
>>I will never know what holding hands feels like
>>I will know what cuddling feels like
>>I will never know what being desired by another human being feels like
these hurt the most.

be funny, it helps

Faggots are x100 times more promiscuous...it's not really that big an achievement

>Tfw I will never feel normal human emotions and will wallow in pity until I die

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Hello speaking from experience no. Don't ask me how I know fuck off

>this thread

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I've gotten a handjob.
It was meh.

everyone already knows

>got my first bj when I was 13
>got really confused and asked why she was sucking it instead of blowing it

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>I will never know what routes in visual novels feel like
>I will never know what talking into a mic feels
>I will never know what the vibration of a controller feels like
>I will never know what day one releases feel like
>I will never know what touching a screen feels like
>I will never know what winning a victory royale feels like
>I will never know what a heterosexual OP feels like

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yeah

this desu. blowjobs are fun, but everything feels second to handjammin with the vice grip. sex is just about the most fun to be had however

lol dont talk about videogames dude. jesus.

go to the gym, work to better yourself. be passionate about what your studying. that last one is what will get you laid my guy. show her you have substance. arguing about the best darksouls is not substance

you have to be your own person. if you're in the mentality you need somebody to complete you than you'll come off as desperate without even knowing it.

be your own person, be yourself but make sure your self is someone who is curious, open minded, intellectual and has a deep mind and willingness to experience new things and ideas. if you can make a girl laugh you can make her cum user. its as easy as just making a dumb girl think about something in a new dynamic she hasn't perceived before. if all you know is you want to get laid than you never will unless you're Chad

and if you were Chad, user, you wouldn't be on Yea Forums. basically just pretend you're johnny depp and you'll smash some puss

Haleigh is in comp sci? take a programing class.

is anal worth the hassle?

>arguing about the best darksouls is not substance
t. DS2fag

her linked in blows desu. gotta get that experience up asap

Just be yourself :)

> arguing about the best darksouls is not substance
kek faggot I bet you like DS2

TITS AND FOOTPUSSY

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arguably worse actually. im a ds3 guy

Do it once or twice for the novelty and that's really it

The weirdest part is when you realize that you're totally okay with all that. Even if a perfect girl was interested in me I wouldn't do shit about it. Too much trouble. I used to think I was weird for not caring but I'm starting to realize that I'm the normal one, and that people who still try and start relationships in the current social climate are insane.

Link?

why not? are you that fat?

Dude there is no better feeling than making a slut yours, having her blow you, face fucking, and then sliding in a wet pussy with no protection. It's truly the best feeling in the world using a girl and all her fuck holes, and you can all have it just need to work on yourselves.

Minimalistaaa

>arguing about the best darksouls is not substance

any fem that reads game of thrones or plays skyrim will be gnobbing on my pecker once she hears me romantically lecture her of souls lore m8

okay

You can live without those things. If your that pathetic then off yourself now. I’m not even being funny.

>tfw narcissistic so none of these matter to me because i've done them all to myself
love yourselves anons

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>meet girl on tinder
>tells me she wants to dom her in every way
>look her up online
>is a super liberal feminist who hates trump
>meanwhile I voted trump

This shit writes itself, I can't wait to fuck her silly.

>show her you have substance.
How do you actually do this? Or is being a Chad so she'll actually give you the time of day a prerequisite?

>know all of it
>still unhappy

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If that's all you want, just lie like a piece of shit. Take some time to make yourself as presentable as possible, go put yourself out there, and then be anyone except yourself. It works great so long as you aren't aiming for a committed relationship.

>tfw no gf

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Narcissistic + sociopath is the godly combo
>mfw a week ago I saw a faggot being pickpocketed and didn't tell him shit

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sex is more or less just multiplayer masturbation dude

Am I the only one that prefers onaholes than sex?

I mean cuddling with my gf is nice, but everyday I just pound harder on onaholes than her

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enjoy your rape conviction

Jesus christ

This is what happens when people fixate and then build their entire identity on the fact that they haven't gotten laid

>meet qt Indian girl on tinder
>she gives me her number
>get paranoid thinking she is a fake profile and ghost her
How do I overcome this fear?

have interests. its not hard.

I'TS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS

when you finally overcome your fear you will go meet up with a girl for a date and you will hit it off then when you go to "her place" a bunch of guys will beat the shit out of you and take you to an undisclosed place. Here you will sit and wait while rich millionaires bid on having the chance to take you to a room where they can torture you and do whatever they want to you and none of it will be traced back to them. You will not survive this ordeal.
Just like in hostel.

I AM A FAT RETARD AND IM HAPPY AND PROUD
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK NIGGERS

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Is that Xavier as a wojack with a pepe arm? What the fuck, why would anyone ever ruin his beautiful appearance with such trash

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>being this illiterate yet still managing to get laid
proof that only looks matter
let me spell it out for you: IF WOMEN DON'T GIVE YOU THE CHANCE TO TALK THEM HOW THE FUCK DO YOU "EXPRESS YOURSELF" TO THEM?

kys you human garbage

Just tell her.
Maybe she also prefers a dildo over your dick.