How do you feel about the pandering to fujos in videogames?

as long as they don't take away my lolis i am fine

Mods let narutards run wild, since then it got flooded
Couple that with /snk/ being a cancerous tumblr tumor that has lasted for almost a decade and you get modern Yea Forums

>Net disappears if its in front of a characters face

This bothers the fuck out of me.

They need at least 50 more pounds added to their weight.

The male versions are just as bad.

I feel like s4s is aliens comforting each other with funny earthling things while awaiting extraction

same
anything that's human and female does it for me at this point

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He knows

the fuck are fujos?

Pretty fucking pinkpilled tbꜦ

I like pretty characters, both male and female.
This guy might be on something though.

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Not as annoying and not as delusional
Waifufags at least don't do three thousand hoops of mental gymnastics to justify their ships

a girl i know wants to make amateur porn
should i

>are also behind the destruction of Yea Forums
Yea Forums is behind the destruction of Yea Forums. you can't pretend to enjoy garbage for a decade without real retards coming along

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>3dpd porn

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sure why not
guys get their anime tiddies and fujos get their girly bois kissing
everybody happy

Ya

>all that fucking CG

Google says it's fujos are girls who like faggots in their weeb comics

FUCK fujos and FUCK fags.
They are always the first in an Yea Forums thread to be as obnoxious as possible. Bring something else to the discussion aside from your fetishes, you freaks.

probably the one chance you have

>should i
Dumbass she's asking you if she should but she doesn't mean with you. She'll ask you to hold the camera while Tyrone crushes her puss.

Depend on what kind of amateur, with a cameraman ?

Only if you post the vids

is it time?

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Fujos are the best female demographic you can pander to. They like sexualized men and don't give two shits about sexualized women. Chances are high they even like them.
Devs should never try to pander to normie girls, they aren't really interested in video games anyway and won't buy lots of them. Fujos are the ones that are gonna spend money on vidya and merchandise.

It's the same thing for every fetish in the world. They just need to keep shit for themselves.

Why are fujos obsessed with sports anime? They're not athletic and I doubt any of them watch real sports.

/snk/ truly is a piece of shit that deserves to die. It's a cesspool of degeneracy if I've ever seen one.

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fudanshi don't fucking exist on Yea Forums
there's maybe four on /y/ and /cm/ that's your lot

because there isn't quite enough for an Yea Forums general and the fact Yea Forums has the worst fucking moderation. They'll deadass delete on topic threads and shit for no reason

They like literal homos like you

Fucking an athlete is a status symbol

>Zero fucking CG

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>not very much pandering to homosexual women

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Because they feature lots of boys you dummy.
They don't care about the sports, just about the cute fit anime boys.

Sports are gay

I wanna have sex with a fujo I'll make her girlycum 4 times and then I'll give her final cummies before sleep and I'll cuddle her and watch anime

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>men get tiddies and ass and are happy
>women get dick and ass and are happy

Fujos are proof we can live in perfect harmony. Also I have a crush on one any fujostacies here wanna offer advice? She just asked me out after I thought she rejected me fuck

The don't exist in the west.

>tfw no qt desperate neet gf

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You disgust me

You don't one. Women don't adapt to solitude as well as men do.

Advice for what exactly?

I always see alot of fateshit

>qt desperate neet gf
>Qt
>neet
>desperate
>female

Pick 2

The what?

H-how do I let her know I like her and would let her talk to me about her gay shit?

>qt
>desperate

Don't fall for the 3DPD meme, all women are cruel monsters who will eventually break your heart. It may not be apparent at first, but it will happen.

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reddit is what happened. /jp/ is what you want

why are there no figure skating video games?

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The game

A qt female neet is called a housewife

How do I get a fujoshi gf?

how did she 'ask you out'?

gay lol

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If it's with you sure why not, just remember to get a copy for yourself and post it online

This
I am a cute boy too :C

Not gonna lie this is gay as fuck bro, you should delete this from your hard drive.

Figure skating's reputation was irreparable damaged at the 2002 Olympics

Speaking from experience? At least you accept your true nature.

/jp/ is a fucking graveyard.

Don't do that, she will ask you to do gay stuff in front of her.

>tfw too manly for a fujo gf
>not fit enough for a bara gf
I guess I'll have to settle for my hand

If you're a twink ass fag or even slightly effeminate male a lot of them aren't as capable of separating fantasy and reality as a Yuri fag.
Other than that whatever really. We all need our fanservice so let them have it so long as we can have ours.

I mean she asked you out, didn't she? Or what do you understand under asking someone out?
Either way, chances seem high that she likes you. Just say something like "Hey, I like you" after a fitting moment, like when you both laugh at a joke or whatever.
Ask her about what stuff she likes and talk about it. If she's really into gay shit, she'll reveal it eventually.

It's literally impossible. You need to be good looking for them to pay attention to you but once you are good looking, you don't care about them because they're not that attractive. They are a loophole

What happened ?

why would you want a fujo gf when you can be the yaoi bf yourself?

>Nearly every board on Yea Forums saying how they wish they had bf's and gf's
>Last 3 relationships didn't go so well
>Taking a break from relationships while watching it all like "ok"
No one was at fault either. Save for one of them.
People here don't realize how many factors go into a relationship.
Step out of the bubble anons.

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I just wish the yuru camp fags hadn't ended up on /out/, the board went to absolute shit so fast it was legitimately jarring.

Of course I am user. Plus being around plenty of other females, but mostly it comes from knowing how I myself function. We play nice to get what we want, we manipulate, we know men want sex and we give and withhold it to serve our own needs.

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Besides a couple of Tales games I don't recall video games pandering to fujo's and while I love BL im more into mecha.

DAMN

>tfw no fujo gf who hooks you up with twinks
Feels bad

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Keep doing what you are doing and saving as many men as you can then, that's a good thing.

French and Russian judges conspired to fix the competition.

>You need to be good looking for them to pay attention to you
My bf is a balding skinnyfat lanklet. All he needed to do is having good taste and not being a retard who doesn't have his feelings under his control.
Granted that I'm pretty fat and ugly myself, though.

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het relationships are stupid and far too transactional to be meaningful. They're all about unhealthy power dynamics rather than you being actual best friends who like each other for who you are

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Nice.

maybe that'll work on the bottom barrel men that you obviously dont want, the higher value ones will just go behind your back for it if you start wittholding it

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You can't know that if you never got in a relationship in the first place, user.

it's not fair!!!

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I thought this image was about traps for the longest time

I'm trying, but men don't want to listen. They won't learn until they get burned. Literally the most based and redpilled thing you can do is have a waifu or husbando to spend your life with. Devoting myself to Reiner has made me happier than I ever have been before.

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>what fucking happened to Yea Forums
a-san and kuskus got fired in 2014 and 2015 leaving only kinomod(kami) as the only weeb oldfag mod

As I am not a fujo it doesn't make me particularly happy, but unlike certain other demographics I could mention at least fujos buy games so I can see justification.

why not go for a cold guy? autistic guys are colder than ice, that way you never get burned

What the fuck, that's so fucking gay and disgusting -ly cute. I-is this why fujos like gay anime shit? Is it all sweet shit like this?

>find out female coworker is into anime
>think I'll finally have someone to talk about anime with at work
>quickly realize she's a fujoshi
>only wants to talk about yaoi-bait and josei
>she unironically enjoyed boku no pico and tells me to watch it
>tried to "ship" me with a male coworker despite both of us being straight
this was a mistake

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yes my sister is one and it's the one time you don't want to imagine the smell

It's worse.

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>says this while tripfagging AND avatarfagging

We have to deal with your big titty anime girl games all the fucking. God forbid any videogames pander to girls/fags for once.

I pick
>qt desperate neet gf
>female

Huh.

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yuri on ice is an exception where the protagonists are actually officially gay rather than it just being ambiguous bait to tease their panties

Why do you retards always use this defense? I rarely see yurifags shitpost and spam their garbage on every forum as much as yaoi bitches do.

>don't want to imagine the smell
do go on user violate our nostrils with words in full details

hot

Because I don't ever want to be touched by another human again.Too autistic for that. 3D is unironically PD too, no IRL man can be a Chad. Fucking look at this picture dude, no real man can ever compare to this shit.

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Autistic guys are moe. I only date spergs. Unironically.

Dear fujoshis
How do I get you to notice me

jay is fucking shit as well

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i feel you bro, if it was born with a vagina im down

H-hot

I'd legit date a fujo
Too bad they have normal woman standards though and expect a 6' 5 bronze God to walk into their lives

Pretty okay.

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They are fat and ugly user. They are not some hidden qts like fucking anime tells you.

you actually want this? yikes lmao

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Depends on the person you're involved with.
For two of them? Maybe.
For that one who still lingers in my head?
It's the kind of feel that's a rarity in the world these days. Never really leaves you. But the best you can do is move on and grow as a person.
Have faith.

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I want to believe

Hey something similar happened to me
>filipina classmate seems to be into anime
>end up getting in contact with her due to projects
>all she posts in social media is fujo fap(?)bait
I mean, I wouldn't be posting my thick anime girls on social media and this girl goes and posts videos of dudes with Captain Tsubasa's bodytype kissing and crying onto each other.
Fujos are truly weird.

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>we

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god i wish i was that seat right now

Now have the real one, not the revision.

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Unironically, go to some countries in Europe and you'll find people just like that.

I know that feeling brother, to be honest I've adopted a feeling of joyful nihilism, it doesn't matter, I just keep on trucking.

come on man its Yea Forums most Yea Forumsirgins will take anything that shows them affection

Miyazaki-san is a Josei fan user. Dont you wanna be just like famous auteur Hidetaki Miyazaki?

Also fun fact, Miyazaki is literary a tfwnogf weeb and is depressed as fuck and he admitted as much during an interview for some random obscure book. He said he can't get a gf.

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIIIIIG!

I knew something was off

literally the only thing that's bad to me is the "bad manners" one.

Fuck you, you will never take my fantasies of a qt gf away.

too many generals. jannies delete protected jp heritage while babysitting eternal idolshit threads

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No thanks, even if there was a 1:1 IRL version of Reiner it would still be disgusting and undesirable.

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THICCCC

She looks like wojak. Jesus this site has ruined me.

>Japanese
>weeb

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That's what SHE said.

You do you.

Fujos are literally the worst. They don't understand brotherhood between men, so every time they see them bonding over concepts that are foreign to them, they jump to assuming that it was a super gay moment or something.

>thinking people that use the word "weeb" even know what it means

doujin and underground 3 volume manga mostly

you have no idea

literally the root of all evil

/jp/ is long past its golden age
do you guys remember sage?

kawaii, but they need man's dominance to be at their best

I don't play shitty games

tell her the west is fucked and then in any other time period or place it would be fine but your trying to do your part to try to bring sanity back to a dying civlization

its not fujos its women in general. that whole Yea Forums meme about movies women will never get is funny because it's the truth.

If there was a 1:1 real life version of my waifu I’d totally go for her in a heartbeat, but whatever floats your boat, dude.

Meet them in MMOs like FFXIV, which probably have the highest female playerbase

>do you guys remember sage?
I remember it used to grow in every field
but noo turning a thread into a beautiful sage field was evil and problematic so it had to go

>tfw no neet gf to be happy lazy neet with and play neet games together.
why even live?

you guys would really have a threesome with a male and a fujo? in theory if it was for the fujo's sexual enjoyment, you would have sex in the proximity of another man's dick and balls?

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Although that is one way of maintaining self-defense from a mental standpoint, optimism can be just as effective. If utilized correctly.
Was a nihilist myself up until like age 23.
There is nothing wrong with fantasies if you decide to separate yourself from the communication and cooperation that relationships usually require, if it isn't unhealthy for your development.
The delusion of affection that derives from your own mind is yours to make. No one elses.

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I would have sex in the proximity of another man's dick and balls without any femoids around

More like Yaoi on ice amirite?

I think it's wonderful. There was one Fujo girl I really wanted to date back in highschool, who I thought was a wonderful person despite her many flaws. It's been almost 7 years since I've last seen her. I still think about her every now and then.

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Sorry to be the one to tell you this user but you're weak and not truly devoted to your waifu if you would do that. I'd pray for you, but you're beyond saving.

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maybe I wanted to see their face

I heard there was a study where having two men meant the men ejaculated better.

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its only gay if balls are touching so whats the problem?

Are we double teaming or am I just fucking a dude while she's watching?

same I feel about pandering to waifufags: it’s fucking shit

They banned sakurafish poster.

Fujos like to watch homos so the latter.

Fujo are the next step in female evolution after used up roasties go extinct due to not having families.
Prove me wrong.

heresy of the highest order, let me tell you hwat

user, they are just fantasies. I don't even know any women to fall in love with, last time i had a real long conversation with a women that wasn't family was probably more than 5 years ago. Im a sperg, im not getting a gf any time soon.

That's not a threesome that's just being watch

Now, if we were eiffel towering? That'd be different.

>banned
nah we just finally liked it

That's terrible.

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I'm not gay so I guess I'd pass.

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I don't know if the net disappearing in front of their faces is a render issue or they did it on purpose for the same reason they make hair see-through.

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I'm 37 and a virgin so I would take what I can get

gay
this study makes sense
good point
double teaming and also you're going to have to kiss the other guy at one point and maybe frot a little bit but no dicks will go inside the male butts unless you're gay or something

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>the fucking background moves in the wrong direction
Jesus, where do they get these animators?

yeah but they ain't qt's, most likely fat

I get why you’d say that but in this hypothetical situation it’s literally just her.

>eiffel towering
>not mantraining to missionary

i kind of hope so, fujos make my dick hard for some reason. femcels too i don't know what's wrong with me.

What, social awkwardness? Fat? Inability to communicate with the opposite sex? Some sort of disability?
Know at least one guy for each of those qualities who is/has been in a relationship.
Most people on this site usually don't take the first step because their lack of experience in relationships makes them feel like they'd fuck it up. Then in the process, avoid going for it because of that specific concern. Therefore never actually taking the first step to begin with.
A lot of anons say it's all about beta and alpha but in reality they're trapping themselves in a cycle where instead of confronting failure and learning from the results, they just don't do anything and don't learn jack shit.

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Well, then just fucking blur the net to simulate the focus being on the character.
It's realistic, work well, shows the face, its just a tool on flash or whatever software they're using for it...

I wish all gay anime was like this. Usually it's like
>gay guy crushes on straight guy
>straight guy gets raped in the ass
>newly turned gay guy rapes the gay who has a crush on him
>but theyre in love now
>cut to black no hand holding

I'd still pass tb.h. I'm not comfortable kissing another man.

Don't have shit taste
Don't make fun of the things we like
Don't be an insecure faggot

If Hokuto no Ken was released today you guys would call it fujobait.

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Also remember your waifu wouldn't want you to be lonely user, even if you cannot be with her. Because she loves you.

What if I'm 3/4, didn't go to college, and haven't spoken to anyone since I graduated highschool outside of work.
How do you even meet people in this situation?

>flash
it's hand drawn

I still don't like it, and now I never will. ;_;

wow literally me

If I dated a fujo would she ship me with other guys

Yuck
What's worse is you have more chances to lose your virginity than me.

TFW no bf (bear friend)

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It uses individual drawn frames, probably on a computer tablet, then the computer colors the thing etc..

If it's a K-pop fujo then yes. If it's an anime one then no she'd only care about her anime ships.

Really bad social awkwardness. Im trying to getvout there. Im taking some nice pictures to make a Tinder profile cause i wanna sleep with milfs around my area.

>flash≠hand drawn

>the destruction of Yea Forums
Good.

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This, I've literally never expressed interest in a woman in my entire life and I probably never will.

Japanese use tablets for manga but for anime they hand draw it on paper and scan it into flash afterwards

If you were a boy Yea Forums what underwear would you wear?

I already lost it 10 years ago
I'm 27

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if you look good in a suit aka not fat i would

"taking the first step" is considered harassment where I live

Boxer briefsI'm male

At least I am not as ugly as you, whore.

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I find it funny how fujos go full damage control whenever somebody dares to criticize their shitty fetish, even though it basically amounts to

>i wish to see two men of dubious sexuality make the fuck so i can sit in a corner, furiously schlick to them, write fanfiction and post tumblr gifs about it on Yea Forums(nel) afterwards

It's literally same level as cuckoldry. What degree of daddy problems causes this mental disorder?

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I'm fat, not rag-on-a-stick or fat enough to impede any sort of movements, but I have moobs to make flatter girls pretty jealous.
Fujos, please date me

They know that it's not actually gay, it's just wishful thinking for fapbait you retard. Do you really think they don't know the difference between brotherhood and being gay for each other?

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I thought fujo applies to things like games/anime/etc, not 3D. I guess it is the same as shipper fags exeppt theyre females obsessed with gays. Makse sense, like how yuri fans are mostly male cuz they want to see more boobs.

post man titties

img.fireden.net/v/image/1526/52/1526524476886.jpg

all I wear is leggings in the winter and knee length tights in the summer

>It's literally same level as cuckoldry
Just curious, do you also think it's cuckoldry for a man to watch lesbian porn? I don't really understand what you mean by this

based haikyuu

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They are pretty fucking adamant about it so yes, I have also never seen a fujo claim they were pretending to be retarded and I have interacted with plenty of the pieces of shit

at what point does a fujo decide that are far too many cocks in the inbox

I've only had sex with 3 men in my entire life. Stay mad you incel

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You guys says that fujos are fat but I like fat girls too.

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Maybe if you ask nicely

please post your man titties

>do you also think it's cuckoldry for a man to watch lesbian porn?
Yes, it makes you an obtuse cuckold.

There is virtually no such thing as an IRL fujo, it's a meme that got out of control.
Literally all woman below the age of 40 have vibrant social lives purely by virtue of having a hole.

No way, fag

That depends. Social circles vary depending on environments. Where you at?
I mean milfs can be one way to get experience with sex but relationships? Yeeeeeno.
Break the cycle user.
Learning how to communicate with people you aren't familiar with and feel comfortable doing so is considered harassment?

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I bet they regretted it for the rest of their lives

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basato

More than one man and you're a certified whore.

Not him but when I watch porn is when I want to fuck something. If I can't insert as somebody fucking something in porn it's awful just like cuck stuff.
Watching male on male sex is less gay than lesbian stuff.

>That depends. Social circles vary depending on environments. Where you at?
United States, jackshit nowhere PA

getting rid of the idea that someone is always out to get you is something you should also work on

so this is the power of the incel...

>fujo pandering
name games that people actually play that do this

persona 5 doesn't count because you can't fuck akechi

go beyond, any porn that isn't first person is just cuck shit

Why do you think that invoking a word is a substitute for an argument? I'm right, go cry about it quietly.

>Break the cycle user.
I can't, sorry for letting you down friend.

I've experienced the complete opposite, honestly. My fujos friends make people deliberately mad by pretending to be retarded because it's funny to see guys flip their shit when brotherhood is being painted as homoerotic behaviour.
Sadly anecdotal references don't mean shit.

As a queer guy, I very much enjoy it. Fujos are homophobic tho

I think it's great, idk about Western stuff but Japan does a great job with it. The same way they do a great job with sexy anime girl games, I guess. Not as prolific as sexy anime girls, but it exists so I can't complain nor will I beg for more (right now there's WAY too much male idolshit)

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Just attempting to communicate with people you aren't familiar with is in many cases seen as harassment regardless of how comfortable you are. Most women here are those typical man hating blue haired retards you see working at safeway.

The only games I can think of that do that are gatcha stuff like granblue.

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I am talking about Yea Forums, not some normalfag group of faggots.

I have a fat overweight girlfriend.
Who also has Fibromyalgia.

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Fujoshits are scared of body hair

Nobody is out to get me you dumbo. I approach a woman and she's already calling for security either that or she speed walks away as fast as possible. It's actually pretty funny sometimes.

>blue haired retards you see working at safeway
Seattle?

>As a queer guy, I very much enjoy it. Fujos are homophobic tho

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>actually thinking that
I haven't left my house for 3 years. The only people I talk to are people on the internet. I have literally not a single IRL friend.

I feel like Fujos shouldn't be pandered to because that means they are spending time fantasizing about anime boys when they should be on my fucking COCK

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have you been to /y/ at all? it's bara day every day

Holy fuck spot on.

briefs
I hate how boxers just let my bits flop freely around
boxer briefs feel uncomfortable on my thighs

>yfw no fujo gf

>Fujos are homophobic tho
On what planet? Wtf?

they're more subhuman than the average woman

>male
show dick or gtfo

lies
body hair is incredibly sexy especially if it's on a built man, twinks don't apply

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uranus

>Literally all woman below the age of 40 have vibrant social lives purely by virtue of having a hole.
This sounds like an angry incel thing, but honest to God, it's true
One of my co-workers, a woman, is fat, ugly, short, stinks like shit, and has hairier arms than fucking me.
She goes out every weekend, has fucked 3/7 people in my area, has a fiance, and is currently cheating on him.
Women are a fucking meme and a half.

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itt gays pretending to be fujos

Pffft hahaha

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shiiiiit m8. i work at Sea-Tac, i compliment every short-haired girl i see, no one's ever claimed harassment.

>Jackshit nowhere PA
If you're in the middle of nowhere, try going to someplace more populated that isn't far or where locals visit often. Form a circle and practice socializing, male or female. Don't be afraid of failure or nothing will come from it. Learn how to communicate.
I understand. God speed user.
>Most women here are those typical man hating blue haired retards you see working at safeway.
Don't let the ideologies of others stop you from practicing communications.
Also, if they hate men, that means less competition. Unless they're all lesbos.
>Mfw everyone hates SJW's here yet don't realize they're the easiest pick of the crop

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based and penispilled

>implying otters are s-tier dudes to fuck

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>involving yourself with crazy women in this climate
Insane

And the cute ones are batshit insane. Scratch that, all of them are batshit insane, including the fat ones.

I will after I get my piercings done

>Wanting a fat short uggo NEET man-child (woman-child?)
Good luck.

>tfw met a girl on Yea Forums ages ago on an oeaki board and we drew pokemon
>we're both shut-ins. bond over drawing dumb stuff and dicks
>last time we talked was six years ago and we talked about suicide
>last picture of her looked like she was on the verge of death, room was nothing but garbage
>Last Online: 7 Years Ago
> hey shay, long shot, but if you're out there, i hope you got yourself together. i'm doing better now too.

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i am most definitely not implying that
otter is b-tier maybe even c-tier, so boring

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I don't mind it because I'm a filthy smelly fujo

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post top 3 ships now or you're lying

Hoh lawd...

When it comes to relationships? They probably wouldn't be that type of woman.
But when it comes to giving women a good dicking? If she's dtf but won't shut up about feminist culture, I'll bend that woman over and fuck that pussy till she's moaning instead.

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Is it true even neet fujos could lose their V card
I don't even know where to talk to guys other than the cashier at the grocery store and he has a gf (and I know this because he's the only male I talk to who isn't my therapist) I think you're all deluded.

These two are buddies. They only platonically love each other as someone who always has the other's back 100%.

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chris/leon hankcon and any dmc shit

I'm in Shoreline and I had security at my local safeway tell me to leave because I was making a blue haired weirdo uncomfortable while I was checking out. Was just texting my friends on my phone waiting in the line and she freaked out like someone was attacking her and everybody looked at her like she was nuts but I still got fucked over for some reason.

Everyone can lose their v-card somehow, but not everyone does.

Actual fujoshi here. AMA

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Chris is a cumdumpster and REfag knows this.

Butt Buddies maybe

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A reminder for you folks.

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I asked her to go out with me for dinner yesterday but she turned me down, then suddenly asked me again today

I-I've never mentioned a date or anything like that that thighs

shes probably dead

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can you be a fujoshi if you don’t like bl? because that’s pretty much what i am

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What's the daily life of a fujo?

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Are you guys talking about any cool things in here?

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Sorey and Mikleo are childhood friends who grew up together. They are inseparable best friends who are as close as any person can be without it being romantic. They'll surely invite each other to their respective weddings.

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How is it possible to be this disconnected from reality?

That's the most retarded thing I've ever read

I think someone else is doing the crying to be perfectly honest

How much sex do you actually have/can easily get?
Fujos are just technically the female equivalent of otakus. Has nothing tk do with liking BL or not and moreso just being into anime boys.

>make tinder profile
>say you have a vagina on the description
>watch it fill up
You don't even have to put a good picture, you can doctor one into looking decent and by the time they realize how disgusting you look it will be too late and they will have to fuck you.

Oh shit nigga 10/10 taste right there
Hankcon is a fucking blessing, I'm so happy it's so popular. Delicious age gap (even if it's just visual technically)

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not her but
>grimm/ghost

you can't be any more of a fucking fujo than that desu

This post is certified nice

well I'm a neet so
I wake up around noon
try finding something to eat
spend the rest of the day either playing something or drawing
shitpost on Yea Forums
shower
talk to friends until 2 am
repeat

>How much sex do you actually have/can easily get?
Do whores count ?

Unironically good
Fujos like tall strong and smart men who behave with confidence and focus. When you hold them back from going full yaoi or full anime they actually make some pretty likable male characters.

That being said, they're pretty typecasted so you need variety.

>dmc shit
if dante/vergil then god tier, otherwise you have good taste
if you ship stuff that isn't in bl then definitely yes, i know what you mean. a lot of bl is boring, i can only care when my favorite voice actor is in it or if it's just pure sex and not melodrama

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They're not attractive though

>t. friendzoned a 5/10 redhead scene girl who was into fujo

i’m not into 2d at all really

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vocaroo.com/i/s1KZrmWaVOcX

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>friends

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>talk to friends until 2 am
>friends
Wow, what a fujo

As long as you're not an obese fuck, all it literally takes is for you to ask if they want to hook up.
Some may decline on account of having a girlfriend, but it's so much easier for a girl than a guy to tell someone they're interested in them.

Why do you likely ship Sebastian with Joseph? He's proven to be straight as evidenced by his marriage to a woman and has a daughter.

Scratch that. What is the appeal of BL.

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Is this the thread where attention glutton women will scarf down even more attention?

>wake up
>skin care/hair care
>sit in my bed naked after my shower for an hour and browse pixiv, twitter, /y/ /cm/ and /trash/
>draw some stuff
>go to work
>come home
>jack off
>sleep

>shower [daily]
>friends
You call yourself fujo? Yikes!

You literally can't go 5 paces without coming across some gay catboy being played by a Fujo, it's an infestation at this point.

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Hey
I can help with one of those steps

Can I marry you, maybe?

if I didn't have friends I probably would have killed myself by now

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age gap was always my shit, I'm glad there's finally a mainstream ship
mainly dante/vergil yeah but I really like dante/nero too

Also why is the overwhelming amount of fanfiction for DMC uncle/nephew incest BL.

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>faggots and trannies LARPing as women for attention

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This, you just need to hold them back there and there.

Wow, look at all that suffering you are going through, poor little baby
I haven't had friends since middle school, fuck you

sorry, I'm not that great actually
I've never been in a relationship irl and I hate being touched, and also I'm probably a 3/10

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VIDEO

GAMES

>the hottest guys are dante, vergil, and nero
>they're all related
2+2, user

It's true though in a way. People who look like slobs, dress like manchildren, are unfit, or otherwise give the impression that they don't carry themselves with a lot of discipline or self respect are also often shit in some personal way.

Put some pride in your appearance for once, stop slouching, and talk as if you actually have some self respect

I'm not sure what else you were expecting.

Thats a horrible idea.
But thats a comfy snek.

if you're not fat i'll plow
just take a shower first

>I hate being touched
There is no such thing as a person who hates being touched, other than some edge cases of extreme physical abuse. This almost certainly doesn't apply here. Therefore you are dishonest. Your dishonesty is probably a significant part of why you're alone.

Same. It would help if I didn't get so overly attached to girls and go into self-destructive cycles when I get into a relationship. Being an INFJ cancer is suffering.

>Sebastian with Joseph
Because they are hot.
>He's proven to be straight as evidenced by his marriage to a woman and has a daughter.
1. Who the fuck cares
2. What are bisexuals

do you ship lucifer/sandalphon or belial/sandalphon

Seasonal anime happened

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>There is no such thing as a person who hates being touched
Nigga what?
There are tons of people who dislike physical contact

>are unfit
>Fat people are evil
Please God, I just want to be fucking loved, Jesus Christ, fuck you people

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I find it hard to believe you don't like big touched, especially if you like touching yourself. That being said, I was kind of joking. I'm just trying to get my mind off my ex.

>There is no such thing as a person who hates being touched
user you have no fucking idea what you're talking about, shut the fuck up.
Plenty of people, especially autists like me, hate being touched.
I fucking hate being touched by 99.9% of people. And I was never abused.

tranny

What is with the meme where girls basically try to signal purity without directly saying that they're pure?

It's like they hate the concept of purity (that women's sexual history will be held against them by future partners) yet they secretly want the benefits of being perceived as pure.

probably not the same thing but
the one time I got to hold hands with the person I had a crush on my hand felt like it was burning and it wouldn't stop stinging
what the fuck is wrong with me?

It's a faggot and tranny thread alright. Yup. Faggots and trannies.

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...

You mean like ?

How does that work? Wouldn't you be over stimulating yourself if not even fingers go inside your pussy and all the focus is on your clit? That just sounds like more pain than pleasure.

d-do you mean hollow knight?
because if so, fuck yes it is the pinnacle of fujo degeneracy because >bugs but it's so cute, he literally gives his child and his seed to the knight

>get in a relationship with a girl who kept saying this shit and was dead serious about it
>finally stay over at her house
it took one, ONE fucking cuddling session and she was borderline addicted to physical contact afterwards. Obviously people with mental issues exist, but when it comes to women saying that shit, it's almost always a lie and they don't even know it until they can't peel themselves off you.

vaginismus
i also said around because you go around it instead of directly on top

Fuck can you post the image which is 3 pictures of him? One of them is him in gymwear.

Excuse me?

No you cretin I meant I would make your bed after you sully it with your disgusting naked ass. What gives you the right to sexualize me? I'm retracting my offer and I'll be contacting Yea Forums's HR department to report his incident.

shut up fatty >:[

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Why does everyone hate fat people so much?

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I don't mind, but I feel that fujos don't draw porn as well as gays.

Skin cancer.

What the actual fuck is Yea Forumss obsession with tannins recently. What the ACTUAL FUCK. I can't go into a single fucking thread without seeing someone posting about trannies.

you'll make it eventually user, you seem nice, so I believe in you
sorry but I don't ship characters I've waifu'd/husbando'd but probably Lucifer if I had to
I wish you the best, chief

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Oh my god user, how fucking clueless are you?

I wanna cuddle a fujo

husbando-ing sandalphon must be tough but maybe this upcoming event will be easier on you since he's getting over his obsession with lucifer

If picking between burqa or gayboys I think I will prefer getting another hobby.

Based but I'm not into bara.

I'm not gross, I shower, I use deodorant, I'm not even a NEET, I've done nothing wrong

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Based and redpilled

Here is all you need to know about humans.
1) They hate everything they cannot understand.
2) If they have not experienced something then they cannot understand it.

I know these things but they still apply to me anyway. I've never been fat so I unconsciously look at fat people with contempt. If I had been fat, probably I would realize the food addiction related issues, the stress relief dynamics involved, etc. But I don't, so I dislike fatsos.

It's just how things work.

Well, I mean yeah. Along the road, not on it, at least as I've heard.
Still seems kind of boring. I assume your main toy is probably a smaller vibrator and no actual dildoplay.

>What the actual fuck is Yea Forumss obsession with tannins recently.
It's only natural Yea Forums would be obsessed with pure acidity and bitterness.

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imagine being this stupid

fat people are bad though. literally. They're wasteful and usually slobs.

If you want to be liked, don't be fat.

Explain the scientific concept of the yaoi hole to me.

Are tannins what makes tea taste like chalk?

I want to fuck a fat hairy man butt!

I think we can all make it, femanon. Don't actually kill yourself. People will miss you.

>TFW first girlfriend was a Yu-GI-Oh slash fanfiction author

You're just an asshole. I don't hate my anorexic friend even though I fucking love eating. Fuck you.

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>fat people are bad though. literally. They're wasteful and usually slobs.
How about you deepthroat a right angle drill, cocksucker
I work my ass off, I literally don't have time to fucking work out and I'll eat a fucking burger if I damn well fucking please

Why don't girls like skinny men with body hair

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former fatties hate fatties the most
no mercy for those who refuse to put in the effort after theyve already been through it all

it is boring and highly frustrating but i'm human and have needs even if my body thinks otherwise

It's what makes coffee and tea bitter, but also essential to its chemical benefits.

Th-the what?

maybe >she's autistic desu

I forgot what the website was called but there was this imageboard that looked almost exactly like Yea Forums that would ban male posters and was for females only. Was literally female /r9k/ with them bitching about men constantly. I could only imagine they were all hambeasts.

hair is gross, dude

Not him but I don't think what you eat change a lot, it's how much you eat. I eat shit and I'm super skinny.

Do you mean A/B/O because it sucks but it's all people will write/draw, sex pollen is an olden ages of the internet thing now.

Frustrating? Why is it frustrating?

???? Have you people been to Yea Forums? Fujos just stay confined to their "It's time" threads while yurifags are all over the place shitposting. Yurifags ruin Yea Forums, fujos ruin Yea Forums.

It's all complicated, you can't take it as a cut and dry thing like that. Anorexia is a eating disorder, similar to what you have (fatass.) Also they're your friend, so you will overlook things you dislike about them. I'm willing to bet that on some level you do resent them for being thinner than you.

Would love you.
If I wasn't already loving a fatty.

Gonna have to say this person knows their stuff, especially with all the triggered (you)s. Any woman on this site is a damaged, broken creature. You won't get the full story, but definitely can read between the lines.

Body hair is not attractive neither on men or women. It's gays thag like body hair for whatever reason

>getting upset
lol

It's actually not hard to not be fat. It's a myth born from ignorance that being fat is about a lack of time or money. You can be busy and poor, and also not be fat.

But CLEARLY your attitude of "I'll do what I want" is the reason you're fat. But you blame it on being busy because you are weak willed and need an excuse. Then the icing on the disgusting cake that you are is that you imply it's an issue with everyone else around you. "Why do people hate fat people?" "why am I victim, they just don't like meee"

Grow up and get educated. You are at fault, and it's not a matter of schedule or money.

Yuri is way worse than fujo, that's true.

Well let me tell you that the clit is fucking magical. You can COMPLETELY ignore the actual vagina, in fact I do 95% of times when I masturbate because it doesn't add a whole lot.
The clit is like the dick head. You only need to stroke that part to cum. If you only stroke the shaft without ever touching the head it doesn't feel nearly as good, right? That's what vaginal-only feels like. You gotta actually stimulate the part that is sensitive, which is the clit for grills and the glans for guys.

Cute and wholesomepilled

>I'm willing to bet that on some level you do resent them for being thinner than you.
t. Read 2 threads on /fit/ and now wants to play armchair psychologist to pretend to be above people on a Taiwanese Chalk Drawing Forum

It's crystal cafe

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t. baldy

I just dumped a fujo. I'm pretty sure getting out of an actual marriage would have been less liberating than I currently feel.

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because most women get pleasure from fingering themselves and i can't, also i've read that vaginal orgasms are more fulfilling so i feel like i'm missing out. also sometimes masturbating doesn't help and i go to bed with whatever the female version of blueballs is

>They're all about unhealthy power dynamics rather than you being actual best friends who like each other for who you are

Please god don't tell me you think gay/lesbian relationships are any better if not worse in that regard.

Damn, dude. Men don't have clit.

I like them but I'm a fat fuck. Skinny boys don't want fat girls. Nobody does, in fact.

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The gender-opposite of a futanari. Instead of girl with dick instead of clit, it's a guy with some vaginal hole underneath the balls. Depending on who is depicting this "yaoi hole", they may be able to become pregnant.

Leon's hair isn't that blonde. This literally triggers me.

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>THICC thighs?

>The clit is like the dick head.
IIRC it's the exact same thing at first, before the fœtus sex is made.

Lesbian relationships almost always end with physical abuse. Homo relationships are never truly monogamous.

psst

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i know
just be nice to your friends. listen to them. make sure they get help
within cells interlinked

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>it's not a matter of schedule
Sure, just talk about my schedule like you know who I am, people are always correct when they do that
I don't have fucking time to blow out my muscles and then rest them, because of the work I do I physically cannot get any sort of rest and you would probably realize that if you weren't a fucking NEET who can spend 95% of his day working out and browsing Yea Forums
I get home, I eat, I browse Yea Forums for like an hour, and then go to bed.
Weekends, I have personal things that need to get done.
Tell me where to fit in all this working out.

My sister does that shit in the fag threads here. She's the one who introduced me to Yea Forums 13 years ago. The worst part is she's a faghag in real life, so her friends are all gay and her best friend is an annoying catty bitch (male).

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The clit and the glans are basically made from the same part. Clits are just tiny penises and vagina-holes are formed from the same part that the shaft of a penis is formed with.
Look up how the sexes develop on a fetus. Labia are just empty scrotums. The lines that some guys have on their taint and balls are just closed vagina slits.

If you would earnestly try to get un-fat for one entire month, really counting your calories and such, you'd be able to break the curse.

Pic unrelated?

If you're not getting some muscles from your work, then you're not working hard enough to justify abstaining from the gym.

Also your bf percentage is 80% diet.

You sound extremely sexually frustrated. Consider trying some toys. I actually kind of feel bad reading that. Reminds me of when I had trouble getting hard before having sex. Made me feel like shit, mainly because I didn't want my ex to think she wasn't attractive. I was just nervous as all fuck.

I'm so fucking hungry all the time user
I'm literally addicted to soda
Quitting a serious addiction is not easy, especially if you have to keep consuming the thing you are addicted to. No cold turkey.

I'd take any chick regardless of her appearance if she was actually compatible with me. It doesn't matter if she's the adult version of harlequin baby.
But a chick who's compatible with me is way rarer than a hot chick.

going into Yea Forums gay threads and pretending to be male and have other guys erp with me and post their cute thighs is the best and basically all I browse Yea Forums for

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Fuck, I didn't need to know that.

One less soda a day, one smaller size than you usually get. One less slice

I was never into that and I have no idea why anyone would find that appealing. Mpreg is a degenerate fetish.

He used to be a redhead. Looks pretty accurate to his RE6 version to me.

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Employ special measures.

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I’ve had an attraction to larger women which has developed into a weight gain fetish and I’m a few ticks on the scale from being underweight myself. If all else fails, I imagine it just takes finding a guy who’s partially warped in the head about his definitions of beauty, but it takes a guy who’s simultaneously, impossibly extroverted to get that information out of him.

Not that user, but is it the carbonation that you like or the sweetness of the soda you like? Don't need to go cold turkey, but you could wean yourself off the stuff.
I used to drink tons of soda and haven't had a single drop in over 5 years. After about about 30 days you really stop craving the stuff. Try water flavorers if you like the sweet and sparkling water if you like the fizz.

I cook everything myself. If I don't eat a full plate I just get hungry faster.

>dont care about bl content
>dont care about porn in general
>but is a huge husbandofag with some few homo ships (sometimes hetero or even yuri)

can I be considered a fujo?

did you just complain about people assuming your schedule and then assume his schedule? Are you trying to make yourself look retarded as a joke?

And he's right by the way, you're wrong. If you don't have a lot of time to actually work out, then you can still overall lower your caloric intake by choosing better foods. You can slim down with better food even if you don't get to work out.

You're proving your ignorance over and over. You said "ill eat a burger if I want, fuck you". That's why you're fat. Ignorance.

Go to bed Michelle.

>I'm literally addicted to soda
That's a big problem. It's probably worse than all you're eating.

I've been working construction since I was 18, the only muscles I've built are my calves, I wish I had the fucking time to go to the gym
I'm also self conscious about my giant gut and man tits which honestly probably is a big reason I try to keep myself so busy as an excuse to not go to the gym and really like fucking burgersI'm sorry I snapped

It's just Japanese games do that and Fujos actually pay for it.

it is the same, but if instead of you not getting hard, her vagina muscles wouldn't let anything in during sex

The conditions of society are not arranged to allow you to find love.
In fact, all forms of serious pleasure or fulfillment will be kept from you.
These things are incentives for you to work ever harder for your masters.
You will never have them. If you want the monkey on the treadmill to keep running you cannot give him the banana.

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Jesus christ that's cute but incredibly autistic. I hope she kills herself.

hydeposters are the strongest in all of Yea Forums

True from my experience

Replace soda with black coffee. Seriously, it's bitter but at least it contains no calories.

Soda is one thing you actually can just cold turkey.
I started drinking water with lemon and completely forgot about soda.

I've heard my sister say that hairless men are disgusting before.
It's the same with men who like hairy women or whatever. It's a matter of taste.

I replaced soda with black tea/coffee, then with green tea which I can drink without putting any sugar in. Now I'm weaning off caffeine.

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It's the sugar. If I don't have soda I just crave other sugary drinks. Even tea with sugar will do. The fizz won't fix it since when I do drink water, it's always carbonated water.

I know. But holy shit, when I'm craving it and getting a sip of coke, it feels so fucking good. It's like heroin.

Fujoshi are rabid gay shippers.
if you ship bl while also having het or yuri ships you're just a shipper. The meaning of fujo has been twisted on this stupid website

>I'm also self conscious about my giant gut and man tits which honestly probably is a big reason I try to keep myself so busy as an excuse to not go to the gym
What ? If you don't like it you should do the opposite and want to get ride of it. I don't get it.

Fellow green tea bro here. Caffeine in small amounts is good. The amount in an 8 oz cup of green tea is almost perfect.
Green tea is the ultimate health drink.

Best thread on Yea Forums right now.

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Remember user, unless you're doing some dumb meme shit, no one is looking at you because they're too busy working on themselves at the gym.

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Literally what the fuck is happening in that webm? What does he hope to accomplish?

>normies admitting they watch pedo anime IRL

I have a hard time believing this. I watched the first episode (and maybe the second? I don't remember) of boku no pico years ago for the memes and holy fuck it is insane, there's a college age kid taking this 13 year old boy on fucking sessions and his caretaker grandpa is cool with it. I had to turn it off at the scene where he shoots cum all over the car with the kid in there, what on earth are these fucking japs on about lmao

So if this chick is really telling people she watches this, you may have found a rare actual autism woman

>I'm also self conscious about my giant gut and man tits
post them

I feel bad for that femanon, and I hope she can get a nice big hard cock in her one day. Or at least a dildo.

It is clearly a staged/prank thing for some guy's youtube channel. Are you really young?

not the best right now but I am almost shocked that no one turned this thread into a /pol/ circle jerk party

I really hate coffee. Or anything bitter, really.
I can't drink tea without sugar, I'd rather just drink water.
I don't care about the caffeine, it barely works on me. It's the sugar.

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If you want to lose fat you need to cut calories from your diet and exercise to minimize muscle loss. That's the proven method to reduce bf%

Coalgirls hasn't had a release in nearly a year and before that the last was from 2016. They're dead

>I don't get it.
You would get it if you had man tits flopping around every time you made any sort of movement that required more motion than a handshake

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???
Rent free?

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She's probably really nasty

What, are you fucking gay?

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internet fame

this anime has such sights to show me

This is some normalfag tier thinking. That fact that you don't see the obvious flaw in that logic is fucking embarrassing. Have you ever heard of white-collar crime? Because that alone proves this shit wrong.

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No I'm not unfortunately. I just don't spend much time on Youtube.

>I know. But holy shit, when I'm craving it and getting a sip of coke, it feels so fucking good. It's like heroin.
I'm super skinny because I don't eat lol but how I deal with hunger and wanting stuff is by focusing my mind on something else. It's just like sleep, if you push through it a bit, it will quickly fade before coming back later. But once you do it, it become easier and easier.

that's for the other /pol/ thread that's up on Yea Forums. to make a successful stealth gay thread you have to do it when there's a /pol/ thread already up. but the timing of this one attracted actual fujos somehow (i think)

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I want to slap a fujo for not learning to cook tendies like I instructed her to

I'm actually a perfectly healthy, handsome, 6'2" young man. I might be a bit of a lanklet, but I'm not dangerously skinny. I get along easily with other people and I can easily make girls laugh.

The only problem is that I'm deeply in debt (student loans). This makes me absolutely radioactive to women that want to settle down. I feel so betrayed by "the system". Sure, I take responsibility too, but what type of society would let a naive 18 year old take out an insanely large loan with little work history. I can't help but feel that it took someone else's stupidity or greed to help me get here. Something is fucking wrong man.

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Normalfags killed it.

Anime culture as the whole is a mess. I miss older comfy days.

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I agree with all of that, and will add that yuri is scientifically a shit

dont say that in this thread user
this is a dangerous place

>one guy who dresses well is an asshole therefore the entire concept of discipline doesn't work

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A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Thank you, fellow person of great taste

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I unironically want to start an app for connecting fujos with us bi guys

it would make the world such a happier place

Fudanshi here. Fujoshis are based because they draw all the good yaoi porn.

best boy

This has been a weirdly enjoyable thread, fellas.

So thanks before the thread gets shitcanned.

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>le rich people are all good looking like my animes
have you stopped to stare at the elites of the world? notice how absolutely horrific they look? the ones who commit the worst white collar crimes looks disgusting.

Lolcow farm

Femanon, you sound like you have have a literal addiction to sugar. And yes, Sugar is addictive. I highly suggest seeking professional medical help before it becomes a serious issue.

I know I'm asking in the wrong board, but how do you get laid without bars and without shitty dating apps? I'm unemployed but done with medical school and looking for a job. I've been NEET for so long now, it's been 4 years since I kissed a girl.

It's no secret some anons here love the idea of daughter-wives. Many female authors like the ones who wrote usagi drop and uchimusume also seem to like the idea of being raised by and then becoming his wife and escaping the daughter-zone.

Is there any appeal for son-husbands for the opposite gender? Doesn't have to be reality, just 2D will do.

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Western "fujoshi" are ordinary, socially healthy women who are moderately Internet savvy and have discovered an exciting new source of free attention (desperate loser males who want a desperate loser girlfriend)

I can't sleep or focus on anything else when I'm hungry. It's suffering.

Who or what should I consult for that? I have no idea how shit like that works.

This is true, every time I go on Twitter searches (sue me, they've all moved to Twitter) there's cute selfies of girls you wouldn't even think they'd draw raw animalistic anal sex between anime men. Weird.

What a surprise that when men and women share their unique perspectives on things, it creates an environment of interest and curiosity. Almost like men and women are meant to mingle with each other or something.