It hurts bros

They really do get bigger as they age...

liara's penis?

>dating Asari
Cucked
>dating Liara out of all Asari
Double cucked.
May as well bang Morinth and kill yourself so you can die with a few scraps of dignity.

why is asari porn such fucking ass?

futafags ruin everything I just want some vanilla, god damn it

why is it cucked?

Your kid will always be "your wife's daughter"

*hits pipe*

Well that just makes perfect sense right there.

I feel ya. Every other fetishist can be annoying but few are as intrusive and seek to ruin everything as much as futafags.

Asari use none of your genetic material in the production of their broodlings. They simply use space magic to randomize one of their own.
They were artificially designed by the Protheans to combat the Reapers, and the Protheans considered the domination and subjugation of other races as the ideal way to do it. Therein lies the Asari's ultimate purpose, to conquer a populace with their Prothean tech and biotic supremacy, then spend centuries harvesting whatever they have of value before finally breeding them out of existence entirely.

Even if the end result turned out to be a failure, the Asari still used their advantages to discover the Citadel first and weed themselves into the foundation of its politics, while harboring the same Prothean technology they legally enforce all other member and client races voluntarily offer up to them upon discovery.

No, the only logical romance choice was the reapers. They gifted us a child unlike any other: imortality. A chance to join the reapers, to be a reaper, to transcend to another level of consciousness that couldnt be described nor understood by our feeble organic minds. Any other choice is wrong.

yeah but they have big blue cocks so it is fine by me

wrong the only proper romance choice was synthesis, that way Shepard could rape and spread his DNA to literally everything in the Milky way.

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Valid conclusion.