So, whenever one of the Belmonts storms Dracula's castle, what do they do if they have to shit? Like...

this

Does being a vampire (or half-vampire) negate your need to shit?

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they prepare before. it's not like he's in the castle for a whole day. it's easy to go 8 hours without taking a shit

>dracula stole my waifu
>need to shit
I don't see any reason not to shit on his carpet whenever I get the urge

when he turns into mist form the turds and piss fall through him onto the ground

vampires don't shit but maybe vampiels take half shits.

>it's easy to go 8 hours without taking a shit

more like 168 hours if you're a badass like me

He shits his pants. Have you ever seen his walk animation?

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He's too pretty to poop

also I should mention I'm in a lot of fucking pain

They take a shit on Dracula, of course.

Try 10 years

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>wait for years for Castlevania to appear
>Eat the wrong meal that day
>More gas than holy power

Life is suffering.

/thread

he poops in the walls then bricks them back up for dracula to find

what the fuck is that

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Yeah this is what i assumed that the cannon was the Belmonts entering the castle as the moon had just risen and they clear the castle and kill dracula before the night ends. Hence why Simon watchs the sunrise in Super Castlevania 4

Apparently it's a human colon on display at a museum under the title of a "mega colon"

God that shit would feel good

you ever shit in a fish's mouth, son?

There's a reason why the Belmonts do such a silly strut as they walk through the castle - it's because nobody who matters will judge them. They're invading a castle with a bunch of mindless horrors. They can traverse however the fuck they want. It helps them keep their confidence.

do all the monsters shit in draculas castle too? is simon just traversing through shit? surely there arent enough bathrooms in the castle for every monster

the whip training comes with a buttplug

They just use Dracula's toilet. If Dracula tried to kill a Belmont even once while they are shitting word would get out and the next asshole who decided to invade the castle would just shit on the floor. Lord of Darkness can't exactly allow shit on the floor, he has to keep apearences.

Dracula castle got 15 bathrooms, I could shit all day nigga

Were there any bathrooms in any games?

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Why must the Uni HD dev be such an asshole?

Unfortunately yes. The smaller ones will hover right next to your hole and eat up every thing they can. It feels fucking disgusting.

Human colon

>how do Simon's take a shit int eh castle
Did you ever read Don Quixote? Mid-boss battle they stealthily drop their pants and shit on the spot while the boss isn't looking. They call that technique "The Panza".

This is a phenomenal question for most adventure games. For games like Super Mario, one could argue that Mario shits in between level transitions, as the player loses control over him during this time.

imagine the smell

Seriously? That's disgustingly fascinating.

Yes, the bathroom is where you save the game in Dead Rising and to save in No More Heroes you take a fat shit in your apartment.

the castles are so dilapidated, it probably doesn't matter if he takes a shit or two in a corner. The lower area is inundated and three are fucking fishmen jumping out of the water

Death's skull makes a good chamber pot.

He traverses through the castle and challenges Dracula in one night, a manner of hours actually. The constant adrenaline due to laborious battles actually make his body not want to defecate as other actions are more important. Kinda like how you can’t get a boner when you’re caught in a mass shooting. Anyways he usually takes care of any of those things before entering battle

Straight outta New Dehli

You wouldn't find it fascinating if it happened to you. Just thinking about it makes me clench.

So, what does vampire shit smells like?

Fairy dust and man musk.

rancid, congealed blood.

I usually take a shit before doing/going to somewhere important just so i can avod situations like this one, maybe the Belmonts do that too

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>All these shit talk about Belmonts
How about the females? They have to wipe their buttholes, because nobody likes smelly girls right?

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>Kinda like how you can’t get a boner when you’re caught in a mass shooting
Don't challenge me.

The actual storming of Dracula's castle isn't meant to take days. Getting there, sure. In those games I assume he shits in the woods or at an Inn depending on the era. Though the metroidvanias do take a long time..

DESIGNATED

Pretty sure most of them are just supposed to take place during a single night.

No I understand you, shit with your ass always unsettles me. Like the idea of pinworms makes me uneasy. I had to get fingered by my doc (Cute blonde late 30s chick) to see what my inflammation was. There was nothing erotic about it and it felt weird and unnatural. I can't fathom how guys like to put shit up there.

He shits in that coffin when you save the game of course.

He's going in there to murder Dracula and all his friends. Taking a shit on Dracula's floor seems like it fits right in.

Don Quixote is a masterpiece.

Witches don't poop. I've seen one witch fucked in her ass enough to know that there's no poop in there, only an organ made to hold cum.

But does Metroid poop?

Her suit converts it to mines.

his fireballs are actually flaming shit

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I think I only replay this game obsessively for the music.

He’s wearing a skirt, he can just shit where ever.
The castle’s full of rotting corpses, it’s not like anyone’s gonna notice a log of shit over the smell of an army of zombies.