>that childhood friend of yours that became very successful only because he spent time learning how to program on his gaming computer while you were hoarding systems and games working low paid jobs
now that whole idort meme doesn't sound very much fun when i meet him, his hot wife with big tits and his three children with his eyes, staring at me, judging me with contempt while i try to make smalltalk about fortnite on ps4
idort? no, that was a typing error. time shows just plain vapid idiot...
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Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
>be a millennial
>not having advanced knowledge of computer software and hardware
>don't have advanced knowledge of routing switching and firewalls
It's your own fault for being so stupid, literally everyone has youtube and youtube has millions of hours of tech knowledge and teachers to go through. I was expecting everyone around my age to be tech genius's like me but to my surprise they just are just stupid drones that can barely operate their own phones. It's true, you can give a mentally retarded person the world but that doesn't mean they will use it.
BASED and youtubepilled
>that retard friend that thinks programming will make him rich except he gets beaten by pajeets across the world
>that rich friend that spent time learning the electrician trade, owns a house, has a nice family, and owns a few cars
>nice family
but i hate people
>kids before me learned computers/programming out of necessity, in order to work they coded them themselves
>kids after me are getting computer and coding classes added to public schools
>born just in time to be a brainlet
Money doesn't bring happiness
I make $215k/yr programming in a medium cost of living city.
I am rich lmao.
a hot wife with big tits willing to give birth to your kids does bring happiness
Poor people have higher birthrate.
actually it does. There's a reason why most people here are relationship less idiots
keep saying yourself that if it makes it easier to accept the failure of your own life
kys
What city and how many years working?
And yet having no money sure does bring a lot of unhappiness
Yeah but your suppsed to have lots of friends to get you throuth when your young and poor than a family to support you through having no free time but a lot of money.
>than a family to support you through having no free time but a lot of money.
don't fall for that meme, the family is there to make you feel like you can never stop working and when you get home you just get to listen to your wife scream about how hard she's worked all day dealing with a baby so she needs time to herself.
So you work 8 hours a day to bring money home so your wife can get angry about not wanting to watch your kid, then you get home and watch the kid/clean the house because watching a baby is so hard, then you go to bed and think about killing yourself because this can't be all there is to life
I already have and yes having a family is the goal of life. Reproduction is the goal of life you were doomed to work 8 hours the moment you were born a man. The only thing you can do is try to find a job you enjoy
2 in new dehli
Luckily I probably have a hormone disorder and realized that the vaginal jew is a meme one day and simply stopped caring about sex at all.
Life hasn't been better since the day I said "Fuck everything, I'm just gonna enjoy my time here" and started focusing on my hobbies.
People shame the manchild because they wish they had the balls to be a manchild too.
Not wrong bro it would be a real gift to be satisfied playing vydia and painting warhammer all day but ambition is a curse
You can have ambitions outside of putting a penis in vagina
I am talking about work. Work takes away all vydia time even more than kids.
POO IN LOO
I got a slick management position where I run out of work to do 2 hours into my shift and spend the other 6 hours getting paid to do whatever I want just in case someone needs me
Not living in your parents basement opens up more time for hobbies, and can provide you the means to really engage in them.
I am a property developer.
Unfortunately i have to be on call 24/7 cause if someone fucks around on my sites its my money that gets taken.
Middle management is where its at if you want a cruisey life but go any higher to where its your money on the line and its work work work.
>india
At least I didnt make Undertale.
>Everyone I know is childless and happy
>Or has kids and is miserable
There is no in between.
>Similar writing style
Hmmmmm
I see nothing wrong with staying single
I don't like nerd stuff like computers. Literally the only nerd thing I ever liked was video games.
