Black coffee item

Do americans also add sugar and cream to their sodas? Fucking disgusting pigs.

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Starbucks only serves black coffee and you selfserve cream and sugar, what the fuck

baed

>Saying tummy as an adult

Ahhchhtuggly, when italofucks immigrated to america after ww2 and set up coffee shops, americans found their coffee too strong so they added water and called it stronzo americano. Then came the starbucks revolution which created the modern syrup driven meta of today.

>Coffee with milk and sugar have more boost than without.

Someone wanna explain this one to me? You'd think that black coffee straight up would buzz you just from the temperature alone.

Reminder that Australians created the tastiest true coffee - the flat white

Is this supposed to look righteous or intimidating? because honestly it comes off as pathetic

>sugar
sudden burst of energy
>milk
thickens the drink, making you feel as if you had eaten something.

>coffee with no sugar and no cream
>ordered by fat people
sure thing man.

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>coffee
I don't do narcotics, at least IRL.
But in video games they never have the real effects anyway.

Sugar gives you an immediate boost, then the caffeine has a more lasting effect.

Ristretto or git out.

>add more water
>pretend it's worth more

>drinking coffee
lel

and an americano is actually just a much more delicious regular-strength coffee; has a distinct rich nutty flavor, love it

theyre based but the special microfoam gives them like a full dollar markup compared to a latte or something. a triple short flat white is god tier but like five fucking dollars for a tiny drink

They added water to make it last longer you idiot.

>my preferred beverage is better than yours!!

holy shit you got the fucking joke

it's being posted on Yea Forums specifically to gather those responses btw

some sort of fat (ie from milk or cream) delays the caffeine release giving you much more long and steady energy from the coffee. ditch the sugar.

>drinking anything other than bud and monster zero sugar

why would we care what spaghetti slurpers think of us?

There's a lot of weirdos who will water down OJ and other juices so they have "more" of it.

For me. It's water. Heals 50 HP and is consumed on use.

Nowadays it's a different drink, it's a mode that has been integrated into commercial machines thanks to demand. It's like an espresso but with a longer pull. Thinking 60's americano is today's is like thinking a chicken is a t-rex.

>ordering black coffee
>not grinding the beans and making it yourself

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Freshly ground coffee is top tier. I pretty much only drink that and filtered water these days.

I drink black coffee because I don't drink Starbucks which is shit. The best place to start with okay black coffee is Dunkin Donuts, then go to your independent coffee stores and go from there. Don't support Starbucks, not because of politics, but because their product is shit.

>distinct rich nutty flavor

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starbucks is shit
black coffee only tastes good when made by someone competent

Is that actually true? I feel like it is, but couldn't confirm it beyond placebo

If you actually give someone shit over ordering a onions milk latte in real life, it just proves you're an underage /pol/tard who uses memes as a crutch for having no friends.

I don't know you, but you seem like a top bloke

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Is something wrong?

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>coffee
>AP + 2
>INT and DEX +5
>CHA +3
>Major debuff when it ends
Starbucks is ok but waaay overpriced.

>TFW Almost 23 and still have never had a cup of coffee

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Whelp. Guess I can't drink Americano anymore...

True god tier is cold brew with cream. I like the taste of black but it fucks with my stomach

No
Asians do though
see milkis

well just fuckin go out and get one

Brainlet here. Do I down an espresso like a shot or do I sip it?

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>When America fought their way into Italy and occupied it
Why did we have it do that again? Wasn't it because the locals were pussies?

well yeah, ristretto or whatever

im telling you, try an americano with a little cream, next to some regular coffee with cream. nutty is the exact word for the difference, it’s absolutely delightful.

i feel like it could be bullshit

what a shit comic, have a real one.

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As someone that works at a smaller coffee shop, the people that order black coffee tend to be older people or working people. Suit and tie sort, the people that look like they're doing financial work.

Why onions milk over almond?

imagine letting someone's coffee preference seethe this rent free in your head

>can I get two frapps exctra 2% with three pumps carmel and one pump chocolate hold the ice extra whip and a bunch of chocolate drizzle plz

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Europe charges for water in restaurants, so its technically correct.

I drink at least two cups of coffee a day, I can't get enough. It's nothing to do with the caffiene either, I just love the taste. It's a shame decaf beans always taste expired/bland or I'd move over to it exclusively.

there’s a special tasty layer of foam on top called the ‘crema’ that dissipates pretty quickly. Sip it, but big-ish sips so you get all that good stuff.

>While we were being occupied by mutts, we changed our cuisine to accommodate them like good little cucks
Was this supposed to make me think better of you pedo-worshipping layabouts?

Not everywhere. Still, your coffee will only taste worse if you water it down.

Keurig + french vanilla creamer master race checking in.

>Cheap coffee with cheap creamer
Ah yes, what a patrician

It's kind of getting cold, so I'm thinking a cappuccino with cajeta. Beans ground manually with a Hario Skerton because I'm a cheapstake, wextracted on an old Bialetti mokka and the foam produced with some taiwanese hand foamer. The ghetto coffee build.

Starbucks is fucking overrated. Why is this place popular?

Same.

>lose a war and have your country occupied
>"haha we sure showed those americans with our coffee"

>Keurig anything
Kek

Is it ever not socially accepted to drink sugary drinks, anywhere? Who the fuck berates someone for drinking sweat tea or soda?

I get black coffee from my local Quick Trip. I drink it mostly because it helps my poops be nice and solid despite my IBS.

Jehovah's witness?

>keurig
if your using k-cups your a fucking moron for paying a premium for coffee wrapped in plastic
Even if your using a reusuable filter, it always tastes like crap and never gives you the amount it says it should.

I’m addicted to shitty coffee so I’m sipping an americano with hazelnut.

>grinding the beans and adding water
>not eating the beans whole

Do coffee places have almond milk? Goat milk is what people who are lactose intolerant should do, though I'm sure coffee places don't have that.

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>america is truly fucked
There's nothing new about that, boomers used to go to malt/soda shops.

Starbucks is literally a modern ice cream parlor

>not being a dollar store instant coffee chad

>Keurig

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Hey Eurofags:
Do you find it weird we butter up our popcorn too?

t. Starbucks assfaggots

Not so much acceptable, but rather 'cooler' or 'less embarrassing'.

You can look hip and cool drinking from a Starbucks cup, regardless of how fucking destroyed it is with sugar. You WON'T look as cool drinking a bottle of Mountain Dew, even if there is less sugar than some of the horrifying concoctions they serve up at Starbucks.

>black coffee has little to no calories therefore people who order black coffee are all fat

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Almost every coffee shop where I live offers alternative milk choices, though it’s usually almond or onions. I think on one occasion they offered pea milk as well.

Nah, just that every time I tried the taste of coffee, I hated it so much that I never wanted to drink it

Same except almost 24.

Black coffee with a tiny bit of sugar is the thinking man coffee. You can't prove me wrong

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Starbucks is just as shitty of a coffee as Keurig or McDonalds.

Not to say there isn't a place for cheap coffee, it gets the job done. It's certainly not the 'master race' choice though.

I only get black coffee because its the cheapest and I'm too lazy to add milk and cream

Supertaster?

That's how my dad does it and while I quite like an espresso, I still just order a larger drink because it lasts too short

>he thinks of coffee as a choice between Keurig and Starbucks

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>paying for people to make your coffee for you
motherfucker just get a french press, or if you just want one cup, a 1 dollar plastic fucking dripper

Coffee's an acquired taste. Start milky if you really want to get into drinking it, but I'd stay away if you don't like it. I drink multiple a day but it's not exactly healthy, and you'll get hooked like the other anons here.

what if I just like black coffee and I'm not trying to be cool or make a point? most of the time it's other people who ask me about it.

Fucker who works at a coffee shop here, that's more or less a Café Cubano.

Very few people order that, but it's good. And I mean VERY few people.

I'm 28 and I haven't either. It's just so stupidly bitter. If I were to put in enough sugar and cream to make it even bearable, it would destroy my stomach and I might as well be drinking something else anyway.

Gotcha. Makes a bit more sense, but really it makes men look effeminate as fuck IMO.

Or you'll be a worst case scenario like me and drink some coffee in the morning for the taste but get irredeemably addicted to the caffeine and resort to energy drinks for the sheer caffeine content.

I never really acquired a taste for coffee. I just eat fruit like green grapes or oranges in the morning if I'm feeling tired. I'll drink a soda maybe once a week, but otherwise its mostly water. French vanilla stuff from gas stations is pretty alright though.

Correct!

>second shot revealing the landwhale
> youtube.com/watch?v=y3eMjYAOjNo starts playing on my audioplayer

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>mfw had to give up coffee because it made me get up three times per night to try and pee and gave me a perpetual tingle in the dingle
>This was off just one cup per day
I kind of miss it but I don't miss the worsened sleep cycle and coffee shits.

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Usually they offer almond but it's behind the counter not at the service station

>Tummy
>Being lactose intolerant
Confirmed to be non white

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Onions is gross, drink nutmilk instead.

Love me some nut milk.

>Hamburger heals 80HP and costs 100 rubies
>Cheeseburger heals 150HP and costs 500 rubies
This is a real game by the way.

What ever you do, DON'T fall for cream, It's a meme and it's fucking disgusting have it with milk

Espresso with honey or Espresso con grappa of you are feeling frisky.

A weird thing with coffee, and to a lesser extent tea, is the 'bitterness' most people associate with the taste is due to poor quality coffee/tea, or it was improperly made.

I've had smooth black coffee, and I've had horrifically bitter black coffee, it's all about finding the right stuff, but more importantly making it correctly.

I see it more with tea, people associate unsweetened tea as something that's bitter, when it's like 99% of the time because it was brewed for too long, or the water was too hot and burnt the leaves.

late onset lactose intolerance is the most common development with age.

lol he thinks that makes him less of a fag because of his “hurty tummy”

>tummy

No, this just proves soibois are man children.

I bitch at my co-workers sometimes. They call it soda for breakfast

You know they sell stove top espresso pots for like 7 dollars right?

i only drink black coffee when traveling so i can take a shit
air travel fucks up my bowels

Cortardo but it has to be from a good cafe

>he thinks black coffee or espresso is caffeine minmaxing
>he hasn't taken the caffeine pill
I'm on 400mg right now. ama

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Starbucks has the worst black coffee. It's always burnt and the beans are roasted way to early

also what happens when a white person goes to tiennaman square

No?

I fucking hate coffee shits. Why do they smell so bad?

I got a taste for black coffee cause I was too lazy to add milk and sugar to my coffee every time

>k cups
fucking lmao
who regular ass folgers here
have yet to have better coffee anywhere then my regular ass morning coffee at home and its fucking dirt cheap
Had a fancy one at some snazzy breakfast place once and even though you could smell the flavor it's SUPPOSED to taste like you couldn't taste it. fuck that i'll stick to cheap shit

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I drink tea instead. If I do have coffee, which is very rarely, I'll drink it black. Coffee tastes like asshole no matter what you do, so hey, might as well drink it black since adding shit into it doesn't do a damn thing.

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If I'm ordering from my favorite local shop it's a late. Usually try whatever roast they have that I haven't already had but I have a few favorites. If I'm at home it's an aeropress brew with a splash of milk. Got a grinder so I rotate out local roasts as I use them.

>not shotgunning five 5 hour energies at once and having more energy than one day can contain
It's like you don't want to operate at peak performance.

Starbucks not even a real coffee, seriously everyone who get coffee from Starbucks always get latte or some mix cream milk chocolate sugar etc.

How has nobody done a Google search yet? It is americano because us military would put espresso powder in mres and they added hot water to brew their cups. America invented it so it is americano

I love my Americano, tastes a bit fancier than regular coffee.

>Love me some nut milk.
I bet you do gay boy.

The best part of waking up

This is the mindset I've adopted. I fucking hate coffee.

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Rent free

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Coffee is stupid sensitive in that regard. Most places around here make it so damn hot it's impossible to take without milk or at the worst a bit of sugar and salt too.

The most recent attempt I made at having coffee was some special form of a mocha frappuccino. While I would have been able to handle it, it would have been quite unpleasant to drink.

I don't know what it is, but regardless of the quality of the coffee, I just couldn't ever like the stuff. I like the smell though. And just to add to that, I don't add anything to tea either. All those fruity fag teas are the worst.

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Cortado's can be annoying at times, because some people who order cortado's actually want a macchiato.
I assume there must be some place in the world where the names are mixed up to cause this confusion, but I always have to double check with people when they order a cortado.

Starbucks in general also has confused a lot of the terminology for certain drinks.

Is there anything more

V I L E
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than REVOLTING amerimutt slime?

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Are you pretending to be stupid? Stop trying to hurt people

Inventory management and action economy.

How do you know what asshole tastes like? :^)

>milking an onion

i use a keurig with reusable pods and a filter for my daily cup. pic related are my current beans, they're so fucking tasty.

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>sure we lost a war and became the biggest joke of a military for the next eighty years, but at least we owned those Americans!

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>Paying 2 dollars for medium black coffee when gas stations have 1 dollar large coffees

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So much bullshit in this post, what ass did you pull this from?
>us military would put espresso powder in mres
I've never heard of a single US MRE with espresso powder. They've had, since like WW2 and even earlier, Coffee Instant (Type 1, 2, and 3), and now put like Taster's Choice and such in MRE's.

>order coffee
Are sugar fags really this retarded?

I like black coffee because it wakes me up and takes great no matter how long you leave it. You can make a black coffee and drink it the next morning and it'll still be good.

It's literally bean flavoured water.

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Macchiato means marked, right? So it's like a dollop of white foam 'marking' an espresso. That's how I remember anyway

you are a 110 pound skeleton. you dont understand how sugar works with bodybuilding

I'm 25 and drink only water. Anything else is for faggots.

Checked and correct

video games

Yep, either a single or double shot, topped with a layer of white foam.
Cortado being a single or double shot with equal parts steamed milk, no topping of foam.

I'm reading online that Mexico apparently calls macchiato's a 'cortado', which would explain the confusion.

I do, but then I pour in 3-9 packets of sugar and artificial sweetener.

Implying anything other than freshly roasted freshly ground beans matter

All u need 2 do is blow 200 bucks on a good mail-order coffee bean delivery and a hario mill grinder. Then make sure u dose and time it well and that's basically the tastiest coffee in the world. Just make sure u don't swallow the dregs.

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>black coffee thread
>v
>155 replies
>0 godot posting

I hate how small expresso shots are though

>All those fruity fag teas are the worst.
I wish tea stores in the US stopped trying to brand themselves exclusively for soccer moms and elderly gay men. Adagio Teas has some pretty good stuff but every time I shop there I feel like I'm being castrated.

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French press black coffee *sips*, now THAT'S a real drink!

i'm drinking a black coffee now
it's shit, i'm out of sugar and don't buy milk

also alcohol tastes like shit
t. effete beta male

that's wrong
an americano in italy is an alcoholic drink made with campari

americano coffee originates from the US

You pretty much order a shot of espresso for the effect of the caffeine, and/or appreciation of the taste, not to have something to sip on for a while.

Maybe try ordering a Red Eye sometime? A cup of coffee with a shot of espresso, or a Black Eye, same thing but with two shots. Not as watery as an Americano, but still more to actually drink.

>instant coffee crystals
>espresso powder
So this … is the power … of american "Education" … whoa
Funfact : coffee is still colloquially know by cup of Joe because one of the main manufacturers was actually named George Washington, a fact proudly displayed on the packaging they gave soldiers. Originally, cup of George became simplified to cup of Joe.
»I am very happy despite the rats, the rain, the mud, the draughts [sic], the roar of the cannon and the scream of shells. It takes only a minute to light my little oil heater and make some George Washington Coffee ... Every night I offer up a special petition to the health and well-being of Mr. Washington.
———Some dead guy in 1918

I just don't understand ordering coffee with loads of sugar and cream in it. It just confirms in my mind that most people hate the taste of coffee but are addicted to it. Ordering it black or at least with less sugar or cream at least shows you enjoy the taste somewhat.

If you're going to get addicted to something, you should make sure you'll enjoy it first.

>like the taste of coffee or too addicted to caffeine
What's the chance that I'll enjoy eating ass then

But I like my coffee black. Why is that a other, now? Though sometimes I do like some Irish cream. Also KGBs.

Stop drinking bad coffee.

*Problem

Fun fact, a Red Eye is also known as a "Diablo" in some places. I occasionally order a Black Diablo because autism.

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This

>roses are red
>Obama's half black
>if you can't drink milk
>you have to go back

Sounds like you've never had good coffee, honestly.

>drinking coffee to wake up
>not taking cold showers to wake up
mortals

Black coffee can be great if its the right type. I like Colombian blend. Cheap/bland coffee just tastes like dirt water and flavored coffees are bitter as fuck black because the flavor has to come through after you load it down with sugar and cream.

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Shit is so expensive there that I don't bother. I also pronounced grand cafe latte wrong and never went again.

>another unironic coffee thread on Yea Forums
>shitposts and elitists each and every post

Coffee is for faggots, hipsters, and women. You should feel ashamed for forcing yourself to drink something just to bring you to a normal level of brain functionality. Have fun with your caffeine addiction you spineless hipster faggot home-brewing N I G G E R S

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>decide to order once at McDs
>just tastes like water with none of that sort of staining thickness that other forms of brewed coffee has
Never again after that

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>hurr durr me like strong coffee me strong man

jesus lmao, what are you 14?

>drinking anything but water
not gonna make it buddeh

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>not drinking tea
imagine being this much of a pleb

bought a french press for 28$
life changing

desu I just like the taste of coffee with 2 sugar. I drink it before I sleep.