No whey you got your own DMC thread

Shota fucker

I feel bad for Lucia now.

best girl

wait shit thats right, switch those

3

The best of female eye candies

Tease Nero since she's Artemis angelo and Nero will see her naked.

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>Artemis

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I didn't post it on plebbit, I was criticizing people threads ago for posting something from there.

Local half-dead goth gets a retired wacky uncle, his harem & his caveman nephew to do some lite demon slaying, more coming March 8th.

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Did the book translation from earlier today explains anything about Urizen or V?

>>Artemis

DEMON TITTIES

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nothing yet

we've all seen anons art.

lol no

Will this concoction make me taller?

Just how Nico & Nero met, pretty much

Yeah Nero shove his sword deep inside there. I don't think it would be possible for Lady to be in there without massive collateral damage.

>lucia won't appear in the games
>get's leon'd by dante
kek

DMC 4 has one of the worst plots ive seen in a video game

the villains are generic and have no motive and the plot is just "save the princess before the bad guy wins!"

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I knew Devilman was always an inspiration for DMC but the whole 'demons hijacking bodies in order to get to the human world' is literally lifted from Devilman

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>Lady gets saved
>is delirious and mistakes Nero for Dante
>she's so scared and grateful that she confesses and kisses him

No, she could be.Artemis has a pretty huge lower half that looks like it could fit a person inside it.

I know, it's great.

all the 50 pages previw explain is
>how nico and nero met
>kinda how dante got out of hell
>dante NWF lucia and matier is begging to dante fuck lucia
>sparda fucked matier at some point and fucked off

To tell Nero the story about the Sons of Sparda.

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You are not wrong, i wonder to this day what woulda become of DMC4 if given enough time, i assume though it was just a game where Itsuno was trying to sold us the character of Nero, and i must say even with his emo KYRIEEEE!!!! moments, i ended up liking him a lot

It was a preview, full book is comng Friday. Hope that user can translate some chapters for us again.

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Okay but real talk, why do people think Lady would be taken for an Angelo?
The only reason Trish is put into Cavaliere is because she's a demon with powers. Lady is just a chick with guns

Yes, and? who the fuck is playing DMC for a riveting plot? get stylin.

>demons hijacking bodies
They don't have to necessarily hijack bodies,it could be literally just sand.

To be modded so she doesn't have a fat nose and massive jawline

someone collected the summary look in past threads.

doubt it, betting on gilgamesh instead

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well in Devilman animals and bugs works too, not just humans.

Lady is best girl and has best guns
Artemis is a girl and a gun
makes perfect sense

>>sparda fucked matier at some point and fucked off
Really? Sparda was a fucking slut? How many people did he fuck over 2k years?
Was he kinda like Genghis Khan? Will the big reveal of 5 be that actually 9.5% of the world population are actually far descendants of Sparda?

Development got fucked

>Agnus
>generic
Opinion discarded. That motherfucker is one of the best bad guys in any video game. How could one not love him?

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She was taken and somehow survived a month probably without food and water.

Really curious to see why a bunch of Dante’s devil arms are back in demon form. Did someone sneak into his closet and steal them all?

Lady got best girl powers.

He sold his DA to pay for rent and suck

anyone have the coughing v webm

i like this picture

I know, that's why I just mentioned sand.

Sparda fuck list:

>nevan
>eva
>matier
>mundus
>every demon in existence

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Lady is cool & all but why would you bother when you could have Cooler Lady™

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why the fuck did capcom make licensed red queens but no licensed rebellions?

missed opportunity to have my skull-fu irl

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Hehehe for some reason I imagined Gary Busey looking like that and it fit so fucking well

>>>sparda fucked matier at some point and fucked off
>Really? Sparda was a fucking slut? How many people did he fuck over 2k years?
it's just a meme, people were joking around since in the new novel Matier was talking about how she knew him long ago

larger, with time

Lady looks good in black

God I can't wait to see that in-game.

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no

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Because she doesn't look as soft and huggable.

>Matier says she will tell Dante a story about Sparda
>he goes to hell instead of hearing the story
He knew it was just going to be about them fucking.

I guess.

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You can't skip 2

she looks like she drinks manhattans at jazz clubs

They did make Rebellions you retard.

I think dante is general is unimpressed by everyone worshiping the ground sparda once took a dump on, cos to him he's just a deadbeat dad who used to wear an obnoxious purple smoking jacket in front of the fire whose old messes he's been cleaning up for decades.

Stroke user from yesterday
I keep getting wild, random nosebleeds, coming from the right nostril (right side was paralyzed)
I'm doing my best and I'll make sure that YOU CAN NOT KILL ME, but in case I don't make it, dedicate a run for me. I waited 11 fucking years, I can do 11 more days.

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WHERE

I understand Nico admires her grandma and all, but she clearly passed her in skill, she made several fully functional arms that kick demon ass, what did Neil do? two handguns with one that fires faster and the other harder

thanks fren

She's the best girl and she's got priestess blood.

Christ user, stay motivated, you gonna pull through

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What age is Nero in DMC4, since we know from the new novel is being 5 years since the fortuna incident, we might now have the canon ages of the 3 Sparda family members

What

DON'T DIE user!You have a sexy chin and lips user

Kill yourself, tbqh

why the fuck would you post that pic here retard?

DMC5 novel confirms he's 24 years old. Also, Vergil ain't 14 in DMC4SE, he's like 17-19 given it's just before the events of DMC3.

I think the novel said he was 19

Retards, stroke user is a friend of the threads

Well matier said someone is opening portals to the demon world somewhere, but that could be either V or Vergil

Did Capcom confirm that red orbs are shared between characters like proud souls were in 4 , when you switched to Dante ? Or will i have to grind with Dante and V if i spend the all pre order orbs with Nero ?

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Go to a doctor dude.

you mean another attention whore that wants to blogpost? he could spoiler his disgusting face at least.

been there, they told me they have no idea about the nosebleeds, they "shouldn't be happening"

but nero has yamato, it could be him.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure some of the people who played the preview (Missions 1-11 I think) said that. When you switch characters your red orb count doesn't reset.

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You’re right it has to be either V or whoever is helping Urizen, we know it’s not balrog, because he’s the island

You for real? I need to bulk fast and burn off this shitty fat.

>final battle
>it's Nero and Vergil vs big bad
>they win
>Vergil's time is up
>slowly starts fading as he apologies to Nero for being a horrible father
>shall never surrender plays
I would cry like a bitch

Go to a real doctor. Clinic doctors aren't real.

you still have to work out and if you want to get lean you have cut out garbage from your diet.

Shouldn't you be taken to the hospital for more testing?

Go to another hospital and get this checked out, its serious especially with the stroke history.

The stroke means your blood is/was clotting, the nosebleed either that its not clotting now, or high blood pressure.

High blood pressure and clotting will kill you

It's shared.

Already doing that.

I got discharged yesterday, they just told me to lay the fuck down and do nothing

Vergil opened a portal and brought the tree to Redgrave, where he became Urizen. Or switch Vergil with V, one of them brough Urizen to Redgrave.

Put on a tripcode so I can filter out your blog

I really genuinely hope you make it bro. After I finish the game I hope I will see you in the threads. Have to trust the doctors I guess.
Do you have anyone in your living space to take care of you in case something happens?

I fucked a DMC fujo from this group. I should have listened to warning from other anons. I need to keep scrubbing. See you all March 10th

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Good luck user. I’m rooting for you so we can all get cuhrayzee on launch day

Demon cum dump

You have to give us the story now user.

good luck with the stylish wedding

can the fujo posting start

I warned this idiot that fujos are inhuman creatures. Be he assumed they'd bathe and be sane. I hope he got stinger'd by her.

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Were you cum from SEX?

Why would anyone want to fuck a fujo, Yea Forums?

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IT HAS BEGUN

Sometimes, I wonder if I should just stay a virgin and not bother with sex.

>tfw been here since 2006 and never bothered to learn what fujo meant

Whatever happens happens. Try it once, just not with a fujo.

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Vergil is Urizen, however, Urizen is NOT Vergil

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is nero a nephilim now lads?

IT
HAS
BEGUN

>checks if he has his voice modulator on
>IT HAS
>falls asleep mid sentence and wakes up after a nap
>BEGUUUUUUUN
>snorts
>IIIIIIIII WILL
>coughs blood
>SHOOOOW YOOOOUUUU
>smacks lips
>YOUR WORST NIGHTMARES
>tries to get up from his throne
>IIIII WILL GIVE YOU
>lets out a massive fart blasting anything within half a mile from him
>DESPAIR
>starts leaking blood all over in streams
>AND DEATH
>trips over one of his vines and falls

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IT HAS BEGUNNNN

The female version of the man child

IT HAS BEGUN

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What's her number?

I will probably try it once, but have to work on myself first before I can think about that.

hello fellow /fit/ user

IT HAS BEGUN

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was the only good part about DmC the music? played it recently and the camera sucks more ass than dmc1's somehow
youtube.com/watch?v=_9J8ccza1OI

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My bro got his first stroke when we were 20, now he got these nosebleeds on regular basis due to high blood pressure and his left hand is half-paralyzed. Take care user.

Good, Yea Forums will be with you in spirit. Even if you don't want it.

What did he mean by this?

GIVE ME SPOILERS!

IT HAS BEGUN

nero's side hoe

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I've finished DMD on DMC3 by cheating. I finished Very Hard first to get Super Dante, then used that flying move from Nevan whenever there were Enigmas around. Sometimes it took 5 minutes just to kill one.

I suck. I also killed the chess pieces with Holy Waters.

IT HAS BEGUN

>hits on nero
>nero no way fags her/I have a girlfriend

based mods