Well, Yea Forums?

The obvious choice.

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I prefer the clutch win

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I'm Pepsiman, and I'm here to remind you that coke fucking sucks and to drink Pepsi

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Sorry buddy but I live in the south

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Anyone got the Paladins version?

soz senpai, there's no:
Coffee pepsi
Peach pepsi
Lemon pepsi
Vanilla pepsi is a good start tho

Anyone else want to see the black guy fuck the weeb twink? Or just me?

pretty sure it's just you

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I'm Glueman, and I'm here to remind you that soda fucking sucks and to drink glue

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posting nigger in an epic thread

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coffee?

chicken

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totally relatable, right fellow gamers?

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cheetos

The more I think about this the less sense it makes

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Would work better for character battle lines, not cutscenes

I feel like this should be reversed.

so i'm assuming they couldn't legally make the girl D. Va so they removed the paint marks on her face and just made the character generic gamer girl

Based

If anything it just proves how much of a generic looking character d.va is

>only win cause enemy team threw
>GG EZ
>mfw

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well blizzard is garbage so

their idea of creative is a rat in a metal ball

generic or not, i'm fairly sure at least 40% of overwatch's sales have been from the waifu dollar

Guys, I think I'm not at the objective.

It's so pathetic but I get so happy whenever I see my edit posted in these shitty threads. I couldn't even properly edit Descartes' face so whenever I see that strip of white it's like a signature calling out to me.

Thanks Pepsiman!

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t. low t faggot

>he doesn't know

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edit it so it's a girl with sweaty pits haha lol just for fun hehe

Neither.
Fuck you.

It's a strip of cum he forgot to wipe off

They're both shit. Easy wins are too sadistic and they don't improve you as a player at all. Clutch wins are emotionally demanding and by the end of it you're too exhausted to savor the victory.

The best matches are even ones with both teams making excellent plays, with the winner basically being decided by luck.

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This. Coke is for faggots

Where can I buy a coca cola brand pc?

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Winning.

lol what a gamer moment amirite?

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Pepsi is so shit, everyone asks for coke when they go to a restaurant.

dr pepper is the true gamer drink

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>Spilling it all over your keyboard.

delete this please

Don't shame me for my butterfingers, please.

I think that enemy got THE POINT.

Is there a gallery for this? I don't want to keep crawling google images.

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>wah wah wah I have never been good at anything so competitive video games must suck :((
Are you a woman? If so, can I get your number? I want to sex you.

Anyone got the
>notices bulge
>OwO what's this?
edit?

Clutch win is fun if you play single player games (it means the boss fight is well designed and winning feels rewarding), while easy win is fun if you play multiplayer games (it means you're being rewarded for being good at the game when you're stomping the opposing player(s)).

>Clutch wins are emotionally demanding and by the end of it you're too exhausted to savor the victory.
Wrong. You're weak.

>wah wah wah why won't anyone take e"sports" seriously without them i am nothing

My friend was the middle guy before. All we heard over the mic was him yelling in anger.

Wow what a badass.

No one posted the porn edit? Nice

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I'll let you know when it happens

Link that shit nigga

I'm Waterman, and I'm here to remind you that sodas fucking sucks and you should drink pure water instead.

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You savor clutch wins because you never experience them

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left makes me feel good
right makes me feel SUPERIOR

[Game clip recorded]

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Thanks Pepsiman...

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A win is a win no matter what.

thank you based pepsiman

YAAYYYYY, PEPSI-CHAN, PISS PISS

unironically this, but I don't buy soda that often so I only enjoy winning about 2-3 times a year

Something about it starting with "okay" makes this so much funnier to me

AHEM

FRENCH VANILLA BARQS CREME SODA

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hehe. us gamers

is that who i think it is?

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>BARQS
what's that? is it like bang's?

why are you helping them spread this advertisement? There is no negative attention when it comes to this type of marketing.

I'd rather drink Monster.

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you are the hero this world needs.

>is that who i think it is?
user i...

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>Coke
>Pepsi
>Monster
Everybody knows what the true gamer drink is.

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>not a white monster

>Free samples~
>You're a little too young for this~

google says >girl

not everyone wants to pretend that they're drinking monster "healthily" like the boomers

So he just drank bottled, most likely rotten, piss that has been sitting inside a plastic bottle and it didn't immediately make him want to vomit just by smelling it?

So this...is the power of anime girls...

>playing League half a year ago
>have lost multiple games in a row due to shit teams so my tilt is off the charts, desperate for one win
>team starts throwing this game
>start shitting on them for being garbage
>dead period from 20-30 minutes
>enemy team ends up throwing
>total catharsis, type gg go fuck yourselves in all chat
>feel all my salt wash away
>never touch the game again

You can list off any examples you want but it doesn't get any better than the salty runback

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Why are these shitty Coke ad threads always fantastic?

yes only from the cutest of girls though

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it's not actually piss, he just thought he was drinking piss

Clutch win, but saying ggez.

Thanks for the genuine laugh

the fat win of course

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As someone who has kept piss bottles for months on end before, i assure you that man is dead.

The amonia buildup would atleast knock you out from one whiff. Thats even before we get into the bacteria that LITTERALLY CLOUDS AND FORMS A PUS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BOTTLE THAT COULD LIKELY BE USED FOR BIOLOGICAL WARFARE LET ALONE BE DRUNK

>As someone who has kept piss bottles for months on end before
I had a feeling we had creeps like you among us

girl piss is different though

How can harem protags be so BASED

nigga..

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>knows this much about piss
How you gettin' wifi in your cell, R. Kelly?

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IMAGINE BEING SO FAT

This is what I like about Yea Forums. You find people from all walks of life and you learn something new everyday not only about the lives of your peers, but also you gain a new understanding of the world as a whole.

Yeah, instead of learning a skill in some trade, you learned about some fat retard's piss bottles.

you know winning is not exclusive to multiplayer games, right?

Nigga you don't know the half of it.
>wiped jizz under armrest of chair for literal years. Never checked before until one day some divine entity bid me to witness what i wrought.
>mfw

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now i know how to make chemical weapons and reduce my waste in the event of the collapse of society

Did you and the chair have mushroom babies? I hope you took pics.

>worst thing i do is wipe my spit and mucus on the wood of the bedframe when i'm sick

Can you mongoloids take the most basic fucking care of yourself please

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Why doesn't Coke make their own Pepsiman?
If they want to shill to gamers, they need a mascot and a game. If Pepsiman got a skin in almost any game, people would use it because they like Pepsiman, so why can't Coke try something similar?

I did the same except with my table. Post yours and I will post mine.

pepsiman a symbol of toxic masculinity

why the fuck don't you just fucking stand up and walk to the toilet like jesus christ there must be some mental illness for this level of decadency

>he doesn't remember Coke Music

>not being a lemonade chad
All I drink, baby.
And none of that light shit. Bring on the sugar.

What could compel a man to piss in a bottle?
How fucking lazy are you?

CALORIE THIEVING

post the female version

I want to believe you're making this up for (You)s, but there's been some horrific images of pee bottles and home grime posted here and on other boards before, for years, so I'm tempted to believe you're not lying about a damn thing. Actually use the toilet, you lazy double nigger, it was made for depositing your waste.

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IMAGINE BEING WORSE THAN A POO IN THE LOO

who is she?

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I don't, I ask for diet bepis, but 99% of the time I ask for hoy water. It helps my digestion and the confused looks from the waitstaff always crack me up.

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oh man... is he still posting online?

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This is how to spot a disabled child

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what does clutch even mean i remember people saying that when i played cs go years ago
i only know that word from my car english isn't my main language

>announcing report

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this picture legitimately just told me it fucked my mom

>Excellent!
saved

>Actually believing this

good in important moments

Anyone got the trap edit?

The one where corporations pretend to be humans so I'll feel bad if I think about criticizing their terrible business practices.

Ever heard of jizzus?

Restaurants don't even carry pepsi. They ALL only have coke. Coke is disgusting casual shit. Meanwhile Pepsi is the dark souls of soft drinks.

I can't stand Monster, or any of the energy drinks that pretend like you're supposed to enjoy them. At least Red Bull is honest about being disgusting sewer water you only drink because you need the damn energy.

God I wish that were me.

thats not any better, user

Stand back, a real soda is coming through.

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It's because restaurants have to rent the soda fountains directly from the manufacturers, and Coke's machines are cheaper. From what I understand, Pepsi will repair the machines and replace filters and other parts at no extra charge, though.

hmmmm.... I think I am going to purchase a tasty and refreshing Coke beverage now...

AHEM
FUCK SODA AND FUCK SUGARY DRINKS!

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Unbased and bluepilled

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Where do you live? Well-over half of the restaurants in Indiana only carry PepsiCo stuff.

point at this retard and laugh

>CLUTCH OR KICK
>guy chokes
>actually kick him
>I choke and get kicked next game too
kek

Pennsylvania here. Only Taco Bell has Pepsi, everyone else has Coke.

>have it remain elevated
Okay, i laughed.

jealous of the master race, i see...

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Fucking water drinkers

The only thing you're the master of is being bland and boring.

get back to work on STALKER 2 pls

Interesting.
Only really good places like Five Guys have Coke here, not that I really care. I don’t like Coke or Pepsi.

>Grape soda

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>completely unused mug on the table
>fridge with nothing but coke
>wireless gaming headset
ISHYGDDT

> he

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to add to that, you can get this salt crust at the top, and if there was anything like juice inside before even a drop you're getting mold growing too. I had a huge bottle, like those water bottles you fill coolers with and it was so old is was BLACK. don't worry though, I kicked the habit over 5 years ago.

>Fosters
But why?

I'm glad that there's still people like you on Yea Forums

Literally depends on the game

That's not bacteria at the bottom you dumb shit, that's all the sediment (salts and stuff) in your piss settling at the bottom; you know, the stuff your kidneys filter out of your blood.

Ew.

Win a fucking rumble if you want to be taken seriously, Gabe.

I think they mean like, the intro to characters scene. Isn't that a thing in overwatch? It plays a little clip every time you start a match.

thats him now? what the fuck

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Tommy Wiseu?

did someone say
HOY

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Personally, I thought it was green tea.

Pepsiman is a purely 90's thing. What was Coke shilling in the 90's that could be brought back as retro?

>HOY
Etsu batsu?

I want to cum inside him

My favorite was one a while back where a naval officer was complaining about administrative problems with his sailors and immediately below him was someone giving tips on the finer points of fucking a car muffler

I normally do it when I'm too drunk to stand. It's really a safety precaution.

yikes.

Is this Loss?

This, but only with online multiplayer team based games. I don't like winning because I don't know if I carried the team. I don't like losing because no matter how good I do, I feel like it wasn't my fault.

This is the true gamer beverage right here

>not have a mini fridge in your room so you won't have this problem
Dumb ass

sprite > pepsi > coke

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fpbp

how can you be too drunk to stand yet not too drunk to find an empty bottle in the cluttered shithole you call your room

Reminder that you've literally all fallen for coke's viral marketing, the shitty original was like that on purpose, to inspire people to make meme edits and spread it across the internet. Think of it, if there was somehow an actually coke sponsored comic that was good, do you think they'd be able to make it so good as to have it being spread even 2 years after they released it? these shitty comics have probably gotten 10000x the views they would have got otherwise.

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t. retard 12 year old who thinks he's above the sheeple

Wrong one, my dude.

Easy.
There's already too much struggle in real life.

*laughs in not having diabetes*

I can confirm this, i do the same shit

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>castle series picture
Now I need to rewatch it.

Then Coke should be rewarded for cleverly making a comic which resulted in all these laughs.
Who cares if they get more money?

I only drink water and Tea

>insert screaming ryan gosling

>JRPG final boss
>Your entire party is dead
>no revive spells or items
>just your last party member holding out seeing who goes down first
>pull a win by the skin of your teeth when another turn would have ended you

Is there a more clutch kino feeling in the world?

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5 Guys usually have those "mix your own" coke machines, which you have to admit are very nice.

Neither

reported
fuck jannies fuck mods

Only when the final boss uses his charge up + teamwipe but fucking whiffs on everyone.
>ULTIMATUM OF DEATH Charges up!
>ULTIMATUM OF DEATH Unleashes his power!
>Miss, Miss, Dodge, Miss

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They are. I love those things.
But they have Coke instead of Pepsi, so I assume they’re made by Coke.

> that dreaded pony show
kek
She cute.

Oh ho ho, now THIS is some bad taste

Exterior design by Pininfarina of Ferrari fame

7UP > Sprite
youtube.com/watch?v=m6OxrFdnK9c

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This is the more refreshing choice

It basically means making a comeback when on the brink of losing.

I LOVE FIREBALL CHARMING

QRD on coke esports? Never seen this before today

Fentiman's Curiosity Cola or bust. All other colas are inferior.

Wait. Afri-Cola is good too. But, we don't have that in burgerland.

they're intended to be played as a TEAM. you know, with FRIENDS and VOCAL communication

>when you carry so hard you feel physically drained
I stop playing for about a week before I get back into it

This artist and his fucking ss fetish

Would have been funnier if she never said anything or not to worry about it

is...there another page where they fuck?

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This has always been my favourite

ah, delicious Bang's root beer

>be server
>also Pepsi fan
>restaurant carried Coke products
>switched to Pepsi about a year ago
>gained 12 pounds plus tip

Lost it again but holy fuck pop will fuck you up

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>that secret lab one

I have gotten to this point with every game i play and i fucking hate it

why would i not want an easy win
tactics that win easily against serious opposition can win consistently

Don't let these disgusting pleb redditors get you down. Pissing in bottles is a lifestyle.

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I have no idea what happened; coke just stopped tasting as good

bitch Overwatch would've been Battleborned if not for the waifu dollar

>2016
>this image is almost 3 years old
>I have reaction pictures from pre-2010
>SWF files from /f/ from 2011
>fucking webms from when /wsg/ was first launched like, what, 5 years ago?
>time keeps marching forward
>it seems to be getting faster

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>tfw still have images for sound threads

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can't you read cursive? it says Bang'a

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Regular easy. That way I can sit back and not have to go tryhard, just play casually. It's more enjoyable when you don't have to play seriously, playing for fun is nice too sometimes.

*knocks you out with a kidney stone*
heh, nothing personnel, kid.

>Cum in a bottle for a month
>One day look in and see that quite a bit of it is sploshing around
>Open it up and sniff it on a whim
>Soul departs my body and descends into each layer of hell
Never again.

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>brazil
>not argentina
for fucks sake man

everyone knows aussies love their fosters!

crisp and cleanpilled

Your edit is my favourite user, makes me giggle every time.

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Based

For me, it's milkshakes

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based earnest poster

Don't give a shit about the marketing fuck but a clutch win where everyone is watching you is the fucking best.

if only milkshakes could be canned and preserved in such a way as soderpop

Dr Pepper you dumb bitch.

>ywn cuddle this at night

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Based
youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE

nothing better than some female fresh piss

Look at those faces. They've heard it a million times and you can tell. They sit down to enjoy a game and have a coke and then inbetween matches she rambles on about her "cutesy furry roleplay" and they have gotten sick of it

What the fuck are you drinking that your piss forms a layer of pus?

I too pee in bottles.
Not out of laziness, but because I get off on it.

Them's fighting words.

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Thank god. Fucking gross.

>not having a specially-crafted-sponsored bar-fridge beside you filled to the brim with Red Bull^tm

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One on the right is correct. I don't have time to waste fucking about with some retarded boss.

>not zero ultra

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the answer is marisa you dumb cunt

Wow you're so smart.
Nigger 90% of drinks you see at the store are owned by Coca Cola, which in turn is owned by Nestle, so for you to stop giving them money you'd have to drink fresh water from a natural source and have your own farm as well, because Nestle also owns all food in the world

So instead you waste time fucking about with retarded grinding?

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literally get good

Drink. Coke.

She's trying to tease and fuck little boys, not 50-year-olds.

Are there any "millennials are destroying the soda industry" articles? I assume there are.

>fucking boomer faggots not understanding water

Fuck off Coca Cola.

>not drinking the uncola
youtube.com/watch?v=4jLiXUOUv7E

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me in the middle

>Open it up and sniff it on a whim

What the fuck is wrong with you user?

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yes there is

>Enemy teams kicking our ass
>somehow pull a miracle win at the last second
>"gg ez"

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The boy at the end of the right is cute. I'd fuck him

Classic

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>live in NL
>no good soda
>not even any FUCKING root beer
>just coke, pepsi and off-brand cola

Accurate.

>degenerate browses Yea Forums
how are we surprised of this disgusting behavior?

Jesus, you people are disgusting.

The worst time I ever had in terms of cleanliness was when I was like 10, and I lazily left dishes in my room and forgot about them. One of them was filled with some Campbell's beef soup and I completely forgot about it for three months. When I found it again, it had a completely white crust layer over the top of it that kept the horrid odor contained within the bowl. Once I broke the crust seal with the fork that was still lodged in the bowl by pulling it out like Excalibur, I immediately lost my breath from how bad it smelled.

iktfb

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but pepsiman you told me to drink coke like a minute ago

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Look at this fag bragging about how clean he is by forgetting a bowl of soup for three months
How are you such a fucking slob that you don't even not finish your food but forget about it?

>used to have an air conditioning grate on the floor of my room
>i would piss down it because i was too lazy to walk to the bathroom

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Because it happened once when I was 10 and you retards are doing this shit to this day.

I left a plate of crumbs on my desk for like 3 days one time.

>my parents wouldn't let me leave my bedroom after 10 without screaming at me
>would have to pee every night at around 11 and couldn't go back to sleep until I did
>have to piss on the carpet like a dog
I mean, they HAD to know.

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>parents forbid you to take a piss
Never happened. Or you were, or still being, a retard and they were worried you would die on your way to the toilett.

>you
Nigga I never did anything like that.
I have never ever left food uneaten in my room, with the sole exception for candy in a cointainer for it.
You disgust me just as much as everyone else sharing these stories.

>lying so you can pretend that i'm a degenerate like you
You're going to have to try again.

My parents were abusive. My stepfather broke the bolt on my door so I couldn't close it because I would lock it when I was getting dressed. One time he made me sleep on the floor in the kitchen like a dog until my mother got home and then he pretended I did it on my own accord.

Easy wins are guaranteed, but it's the clutch wins that actually raise your MMR or make you better

>One time he made me sleep on the floor in the kitchen like a dog until my mother got home and then he pretended I did it on my own accord.

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Still sounds more like you were too retarded to dress yourself. You probably nearly strangulate yourself with a shirt and your stepfather had to take action.

Clutch?

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He would also do weird shit like blame me for drinking all the cough medicine. I eventually moved in with my father and was much better off.

Why are off-topic threads better than vidya threads?

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I'll elaborate:
I'm not an American. I know how to live cleanly and where to store food I'm not eating.

>why are offtopic threads better on a offtopic board than vidya
Gee i don't know

>I'll elaborate, I'm a degenerate retard pretending
Yes, I know.

clutch, feel accomplished afterwards

>literally projecting
I was about to say that I don't know how to prove to you that I'm not lying, but I just realized,
Ik hoef helemaal niks aan je te bewijzen.
En zelfs als ik de moeite nam, durf ik te wedden dat je het niet zou zien voor je aders dichtslibben.

>degenerate retard uses google translate
Try again, faggot.

De enige die hier Google nodig heeft om te vertalen is de verlepte vetsnuiver waar ik om welke kankerreden dan ook nog steeds mee in gesprek ben.
Het is bijna jammer dat ik boer noch randstedeling ben, daar ik hier mijn kans mis wat werkelijk onontcijferbaar koeterwaals te spuien.

>degenerate retard continues to think his english-to-kraut google translate is convincing
Oh, dear.

are you okay? Like mentally, or are you just trolling?

Sorry mr coca cola but I dont drink your beverage sorry nice ad though.

I prefer winning at the game of life instead.

>he thinks it's German

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>kraut
>hij kan geen twee talen uit elkaar houden

>degenerate retard thinks it matters what kraut language he uses for google translate
Oh my.

so...kraut

I bet you have a mini toilet in your room as well, but no mini cleaning closet.

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I recently started at a new job. The work is pretty difficult, and I feel a little out of my depth.
Seeing that there's people out there that make me look like Hawkins in comparison does me good.
Thank you, user.

Sminem?

How long you going to keep them on this ruse cruise?

Yea I wonder what % increase in coke's sales this translated to.
Retard.

>has a literal bin with piss stains all over it.

I know degeneracy is a bit of an overused word but if you're that lazy to go to the toilet then this is literally the highest form of degeneracy.

>degenerate retard still pretending after his kraut google translate didn't convince
oh, dear, oh, dear

go away shill

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You keep saying kraut because you don't know what language that is, do you?

>degenerate retard thinks it matters what kraut variant he used for google translate
Oh me oh my

Mass quoting like this should be a bannable offense.

you mean the definitive version?

How is this thread still up?

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So you don't.
Oh me oh my

its fun

>degenerate retard still thinks his kraut variant from google translate matters
oh dear

So you still don't
oh dear

PARTY TIME BROS

>degenerate retard still thinks his kraut variant from google translate matters
oh dear

nice

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It was before those fags showed up, yes

exactly, so it should have been deleted

>newfags first piss bottles
If you haven't seen the cum bottles, you haven't seen shit yet. Enjoy your first week.

Do you ever wish that this kind of shit unironically resonated with you?

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you're supposed to throw those things out of your cab when you're done. way of the road bud.

Wheres the porn edit

That's the stuff

I need that shirt

kek I'm currently drinking coke as I'm reading this. Clutch win makes me feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack from the fatass that I am.

>all these newfags getting surprised about a guy pissing in bottles
>timepassing.jpeg

Not that I've seen but its Kemuri Haku if he ever does.

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Pepsi and Coke taste the literal same.
t. drinks whichever is cheaper at a given moment on a fairly regular basis

>SO FAT YOU LOOK
>AND SEE FOOD

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Beat me to it, very based

Thank you, user.

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This image is giving me such a boner and I have no interest in shotashit.

...is there a picture where THEY fuck?

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Perhaps
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69888958

A-ARIGATOU

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Everybody gets one
If you see similar filenames in the future you can put them into a pixiv link to reverse search it

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Do some people really eat peanuts from a bottle as Coke? I saw that here months ago and thought it was weird.

Clutch. Theres nothing more satisfying then winning against a game pushes you to get guud, and in MP terms you essentially found your rival(s)/group.

damn son. how recent is that monster energy one then? maybe he just hasn't gotten around to making the full sex scene yet.

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I wouldn't be able to say, I remember seeing it his Twitter but not his Pixiv so it could be recent or maybe I just didn't look hard enough.

>coke
Take another look

Clutch win in training, easy win in tournament.

How recently was it from his Twitter?

Multiplayer games are infinitely better than singleplayer games and at the very least have far more replay value

End of December, so it was probably a one-off

I like a Cherry Pepsi win

Why would you pretend something was easy if it's not? This makes no sense.

>fanta uva

que delicia de imagem cara

Pepsi tastes like shit these days though

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FUCK

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the one that doesn't kill me

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why the fuck do I even come here anymore

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What is the appeal of carbonated drinks? It adds nothing.

Jesus christ every now and then I get a powerfull stench when empying my bin, I can't even imagine a contained
I'm gagging
gsdfa

You fucker you're making me want to piss in bottles now

She must have tasty piss if he didn't notice it. Or that's not her piss.

The bacteria were running that party the moment you left it in the open to decompose. Don't blame the game blame the player.

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I'm not as good, but I'll do it for you. Any pose requests? I like nursing handjobs but do tell if you have a better idea.

I get second hand sadness when I think about "professional gamers" and streamers, long term.
Like what are you going to do when you're in your late 20's and have 0 actual job experience or practical skill.

now it's perfect

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How about cowgirl, homie?

People worry about that shit?
T. 10+ year neet

>party time bros!
every time

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pretty sure no one posts these outside of Yea Forums anyway

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>The Carmine one
I cri evertim

HELP ME V HOW DO I QUIT SODA

WHAT DO I DRINK BESIDES WATER I NEED SOME FLAVOR IN MY LIFE AND I DONT WANT IT TO BE SODA, IF I DRINK CITRUS I GET ACID REFLUX HELP MEEEE

>Douzo
>free sample

he works for commie give him a break

Drink milk. Alternatively drink seltzer.

milk and dairy in general is an easy way to put on weight. just fucking drink water if you're worried about being healthy.

He said he wanted to quit soda PUNK but he didn't say he wanted to lose his tits.

who you calling punk, buster?

Milk is the best thing that happened to us. Cup sizes in countries that drink a lot of milk are huge, and it makes men taller.

I like to drink iced tea with no sugar

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>seltzer

I like seltzer a lot, how is it health wise?

it'll also give you tits when you're not a girl

Crystal Pepsi is the true patrician choice

if I am working out will the milk make my man tits large?

Yes

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nigga you got tits already, if you want to drink milk, just put a wig on and pretend you're a fat chick so you can have sex for once in your life

It's carbonated water nigga. It's water 2.0

nu-water

new ringtone

OH NONONONO

>69.:AU55IESH1TPO5TER:.69 lost connection

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Be hardcore user, no flavs straight water on the rocks with a dash of nothing you cant beat being refreshed and hydrated by un flavoured filtered perfectly ph balanced water

well shit, the good kind or like the fat kind that people dont like?
>nigga you got tits already

Shit u right, but im working out to get rid of them

Coke owns most WATER brands.

The fat kind.

My heart agrees, My brain agrees, my kidneys agree.

BUT MY TASTE BUDS DO NOT AND THEY HAVE MORE MARKET SHARE IN MY BODY THAN THEY SHOULD

if you struggle to drink water i fail to see how you're going to get that lard off your fatbody

Give them time and they will adjust you just have to be strong im on the same boat as you user its up to you if you sink this ship with the wrong sip

Because I enjoy the satisfaction of working out, I do not enjoy the mundane taste of water all the time especially when I am eating,

Also me working out is more about muscle growth than fat loss, I only weight like 170 im not a big guy I just have some skinny fat I want to get rid of

I will try, but if I cave I want to have something relatively ok to drink that isnt soda like seltzer

king me

Yea Forums isn't your blog, fat retard

You got it. Keep the thread alive till then.

Have a Pepsi Yea Forums

...**BANE?**

Sheeit, how long do we need to hold out for?

Half an hour tops. I now realize I made her tits a big larger than in that image so a bit longer if you need me to rectify that.

oh no, they made people create OC that wasn't fucking pepe or wojack again.

baneposting is truly the one meme that keeps on giving

>drinking sugar water
>wasting your sugar intake of garbage when you need to save if for fruit

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Alright, do whatever you feel is right.

I was asked a question and I gave an answer, seems pretty normal.

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i could really go for some coke right now

piss drinker here, can confirm that even fresh piss is vomit inducing.

This. It gives me the feeling of throwing gallons of poop in their soup and they will like it

Honest question, then why do you do it?

This

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

comfy boner

5/7

I thought pee was sterile?

It isn't, the best I can come up with is that it's sterile in the bladder, but picks up a ton of shit as it passes through the urethra, even that's just hearsay and I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't sterile at all.

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Need the sneed version

I wanted to see if what it was like, and if I had the "strength" or discipline to put myself through it.

You got me

did anyone notice the hidden coke symbol on his chest?

this. fuck anyone else who claims other wise. no life shitters who only feel good about themselves if they achieve something online

Pee itself is "sterile" in that it contains not that many bacteria, but it's a breeding ground for bacteria if it's stored improperly.

>she

That just means you can use it for washing, like clean water. If you leave it to go stale it'll mold just like any non-toxic fluid.

Macaco detected

You’re one to talk sicko.

>meme morto
>e ainda erra o contexto
De volta pro facebook, macaco burro

>implicando que eu estava memando e não so apreciando a imagem
nem tudo tem que ser referencia ou derivação a outra coisa, millennial de merda

I flush the cum napkins down the toilet. Keeping them in a bin sounds gross.

Hey, I took that picture!!

A я тoмaт, and I'm here to remind you that water sucks and you should drink тoмaтный juice instead

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Nearly done! Decided to color it too, so it'll be a bit longer.

youtube.com/watch?v=uwvAgDCOdU4
>pepsifags
lmao

UMA DELICA

Congratulations.

>stinky fucking grimy ass rat inside of a rust greasy slimy metal cage ball
Good
>clean, cute, sterile, safe, soft, rotund hamster inside of a badass future mech
uninspired

sweet

I knew Dr Pepper since I was 3, but it's my first time meeting you. The answer should be obvious.

Check out my edit

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Dark_souls_3.png

FUCK

Fuck I audibly laughed during a lesson.

this website gives me fucking life

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>girl gamer is so shit at video games she has to repeat levels and is therefore watching the same cutscene over and over
Whoa what did coca colaTM mean by this?

Drinking soda is so disgusting, there's like 50 grams of pure sugar per can

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she's already dead.

"Noob" and "Noobs" are my go to.

Also I only drink water.

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...

F

>have it remain elevated
Trying too hard and missing the point. "Translating" every word individually makes no sense.

You know, some older games used to have a small feature called replay value.

looks like you didn't reply fast enough

mercy

>Not drinking tap water

I have never once replied to these posts.
Yet my mother lives.
Maybe she'll finally fuck off back to hell if I do reply.

Do not post this alt right nazi ever again

>peru
???

>wireless headset
W-what's wrong with that?

Thanks for the intel, 4channel piss fairy.

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i laughed too. fuck you

Just drink juice you absolute ass-nigger

Don't

>nobody here actually drinks Fosters
>most bottle'os don't even sell the shit
>shrimps go on the end of a hook, prawns are what goes on a barbie
>muh dangerous wildlife maymay
>and a million other shit foreigners get wrong

Why does no one outside Aus actually know shit about this country?

Based Mad Duck poster

In dota half your teammates on American servers will be Peruvian

>sound threads
No please I don’t want these feels

CITRUS GIVES ME ACID REFLUX I TRIED THIS I FUCKING LOVE LEMONAID AND GRAPE JUICE I JUST CAN NOT DRINK IT MUCH

Nice

because you keep fucking with us.
from what I gather, telling tourists outrageous but plausible lies is like an aussie national pastime.
Unless that's another one of those lies.

oh shit you better post what you got before this thread gets archived

Why did no one say "coffee"?

You said your taste buds hold a lot of stock in your body, now practice what you preach and deepthroat that fucking juice bottle until your body resembles something out of furaffinity.

Not sure, but personally I am already getting off an addiction that gives me energy, I do not want to go relying on something else to do that.

You have a shitty sense of humor. Consider moving to 9gag.

I tried this unironically and it fucked me up for like a week where I could not fall asleep unless I was sitting at a 80 degree angle and even then just drift off for a while.

I also have a slight phobia of puking (The loss of control over your body freaks me the fuck out) and having to puke after not having to do it for a decade fucking sucked

based

Inevitably compressed audio, some delay.

Jhin main as well?

Super stress 1v5ing as a champ with no dash

It's coming, just a bit of shading left to do.

Threads like these are the reason I'm stuck here

im gonna be real mad if the guy isn't actually drawing anything

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To an extent, but it's also foreigners who keep repeating the incorrect shit they get fed.

How about smoothies? Especially ones that are prune, grape or banana flavored.

Seriously though, if you want my opinion I think you should stop obsessing about what you drink all of the time, it'll just lead to diet burnout and make you generally more miserable. I'd say try going to the pool or take up jogging if you'd like to improve your health, additionally it is going to make your body better at taking up sugars.

me too

I have wanted to try smoothies but have not invested in actually getting it done, I would be happy to try them and even plan on it eventually.

I sound like I care more than I do, I just do not think I can last on only water and I am going to cave eventually, I just want a healthy alternative to cave on instead of soda.

Get mad ;^)

Tea?

>cherry
Fuck off, vanilla dr pepper is the GOAT

;,;

uh oh

bad

I have always assumed that Tea that is non sweet will have a dull flavor and the ones I have tried I was not a fan of, but I have not tried much.

is konosuba worth watching Aqua posters?

>yo wut the fuck
Amazing

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Aqua is best girl but the show is shit