>Excuse me, Sir?
Excuse me, Sir?
SIR!!!!!!!!?
SHUT THE FUCK UP, FATMAN
El goblino ganados..
little rough dont'cha think?
Sorry to have bothered you.
NOOOOO THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
You're right hand comes off?
*your
Hey it's that dog!
Leon was clearly at fault here. He didn't knock or call out to the residents of the home before entering the property and just started talking gibberish without introducing himself first and he immediately got near the guy. The first ganado in the game acts completely reasonable and literally didn't do anything wrong and I say this in a completely meme free sense.
WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME, LEON
better try an -old- trick 'cause that one's gettin old
*throws knife into self*
fuck you
uh-huh l m a o
merely
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im so sorry my clinical retardation thinks it is funny
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
where's everyone going? bingo?
RUN LEON RUN
ITS PAYNE, WHACK EM
OH, YOU PERVERT!
>When the YTP is so good that it gets remastered
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This line got so much worse when I realized that he didn't mean "bingo" in an ironic fourth wall breaking way where he questions if he has cleared some kind of game objective that triggered the next event but he literally is just joking about the villagers being called to a bingo game.
It's almost as good as Hank of the Hill... almost.
For me it got much better.
LEON! I CAN SMELL YOUR ARYAN SPERM LEON! LET ME IN! YOU HAVE TO FUCK MY SISTER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! SHE'S OVULATING RIGHT NOW LEON!
>when I realized that he didn't mean "bingo" in an ironic fourth wall breaking way where he questions if he has cleared some kind of game objective
How and why would anyone ever think that?
What the fuck?
Que carajo haces aquí? Lárgate cabrón!
Es bueno tener visita pero deberías tocar el timbre primero
SUNDAY
Spanish is a language that screams "third world" whenever it's spoken or written.
no es tanto el idioma pero los tarados que lo hablan
>spaniards and mexicans are mutts
purer than you my muttino americano combinado.
And Saturday.
TE VOY A MATAR!
if i have to fuck your sister why would i let YOU in? What are you really after, kekfield?
DETRÁS DE TI IMBÉCIL
I’m sorry. I should have knocked. I’ll leave immediately.
>roll credits
Puedes huir, pero no te puedes esconder, cabrón.
*Spanish scream*
how can the credits roll if he's there to find ashley and he clearly hasn't done that yet?
...
Are you autistic? How did you ever think it was that first interpretation?
>literal autism
he returns to the U.S and resigns, clearly ashamed of how rude he was
secret ending
you know what
To think that Spain was once THE great global power. A shame, really.
Problem is, Spain didn't colonize South America, they literally brought no pussy with them and had to fuck whatever pussy they found once they arrived, that's what made...
...los goblinos.
Boggle.
Boggle.
Boggle.
BOGGLE.
>In that one room where you have to fight the knight armors
>Shit is going crazy all around me, camera flying everywhere
>This bitch calls me a pervert
Listen you dumb cunt, I’m working my fucking ass off to make sure you make it out of here alive. I’m literally fighting four knights at once who are all cthulu monsters and barely getting by. Let’s assess the situation before calling me names.
Should have left the bitch and gone with Ada to fuck
well, can't blame chris. i'd go full fag for leon. Especially the nuLeon
And in the end...
(You)
You... you didnt assume that in the first place?
Spent a month in america and not once did I need to use english
is that the titular evil resident
thank him Yea Forums
I'll get you that beer Mike, I promise
>knocks over a water tower in a fucking helicopter
the maddest lad, too pure for this world
>caring about mike
mike was a faggot
now Doug, that guy was worth tears.
ye. eh fights zombies and doesn't afraid of anything
In the gamecube it's you're, was fix'd in the ps2.
when RE4 gets remade I will fully expect Mike to get his own campaign
MEEESE-TERR KEEN A DEE
>when Ada calls you mister Kennedy
It was supposed to say "You're right, hand comes off?"
EY LEMME TELL YEW SOMMIN LEON
>play as Mike during time as a helo pilot in some war
>do cool cowboy stuff like low level gun runs
>co-pilot : Keven Dooley
THEERE HE IS
it's lemme ASK u sommin. get it right
This. The entire village standing up for their bro being home invaded and murdered in cold blood and the Americans genocide them all without even trying diplomacy as usual.
Get on your knees and suck my balls while i call you a homo.
>touching a sp*Niard
GROSS
Don't shoot! I am human. Cabron
Y E S
did they ride on fucking jetski across the atlantic all the way back to america?
I'm buying this for Switch in May and you can't stop me!
I only own the gamecube version.
Que carajo haciendo aqui? Chinga mi hermana cabron!
>implying you don't love it when he ogles you
He is completely useless in professional, so no thanks, bro
funny enough the game use the Spanish from the Americas instead of Spain's Spanish.
Probably back to the non-inbred shithole part of Spain
I only own the PS2 version and I feel tempted to get it over the already released Revelations 2 although I've played RE4 several times and Revs 2 not even once
Was the ps4 release considered bad? If like it on my switch too but not sure if I can hold out till may
Hold your fire! I'm a human!
>create an entire race and culture in a few generations
Pretty impressive really, shame how it turned out.
Please be b8. This level of autism is depressing.
Am I the only one that thinks this game has more replay value than REmake 2? I like how getting the special weapons isn’t a fucking chore like 7 and re2
>he thinks an S+ in hardcore is a chore
LOL
it's no different to getting the PRL you casual
kek
Taconigger eurocucks deserve to be exterminated like the filthy rats they are. N.W.F. Leon and based Mike, may God rest his soul, did the world a favor eradicating Saddler and the rest of those unwashed malparidos.
I've never fapped over a game more than RE4
>that castle
>the entire island section
>replay value
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
RE4 is still the best resident evil game, prove me wrong.
Shut up Moor rape baby
>all these RE games getting ported to Switch
>no sign of RE5, 6, or the DMC collections
I mean at least this helps an RE characters chances in Smash.
I still have no idea why Capcom went though the trouble of getting this engine running on Switch.
>ywn be forced to marry a brown anime qt wife
They didn't. RE7 was streaming on switch
>made a blood pact not to play again until the hd pack was completed
IT HURTS
I NEED IT
When the Switch was still in development Capcom got them to up the specs to get RE Engine running on it, them mentioned this during a GDC a few years back, the engine isn't CPU hungry and isn't very taxing at all but it needed at least 4gb of LPDDR4 ram mainly for handling the changes between docked and undocked mode.
RE Engine doesn't run on Switch. The JP-only version of RE7 on Switch streams the game from the cloud.
what the fuck are you doing to yourself?
It's a shooting gallery with shit puzzles, no interlocked level design, and the worst interpretation of Leon in that he's a bootleg Dante. It has other things going for it like the best bosses in the series, but it's not the best overall package. I don't think of RE4 when I think of what the series is at its core.
jp.gamesindustry.biz
Here's the article in question, looks like Capcoms own were some of the first people to know about the Switch and still haven't really done anything on it out side of the RE ports.
>President's daughter gets kidnapped
>Send one guy with a pistol
I think it's the best interpretation of a seasoned man who wanted to be a cop. Claire was even moreso cocky than Leon in the OG RE2 while he tried maintaining a vague sense of duty. And once he realized what he was up against, he mellowed out since he now has had tons of experience with B.O.W.s. Operation Javier happened before RE4, ya know?
But yeah, I don't think RE4 when I hear "core Resident Evil".
turns out that it was more than enough
nani
The Resident Evil world doesn't have a great track record with missions. Sherry was the only one sent to extract a high profile mercenary with the only antibodies to a deadly supervirus. (How he has antibodies for an antigen his body has never made contact with before is beyond me, though.)
What’s it like having autism?
>Krauser inadvertedly helped him several times
>Ada outright saved his ass twice
>"one" man
Leon would have died as early as Ch. 2 had Luis not helped him in the cabin.
HOW YOU GON GEEB DEM SAVE RIGG
HOW YOU GONE PRODEGG DEM RIGG
AM A BEDDA FADDUR DAN YOU RIGG, CUZ AM A BEDDUR MAN DAN YOU RIGG
EY MASK YOU SUM RIG, AH FUGGD LAWWWRI MAYN YEW GON RAISE MAH KEED RIG?
For all the discussion around RE4, people never seem to talk about this fucko. He comes out of nowhere around the start of the third act and starts dumping exposition about some supposed offscreen history with Leon during a QTE knife fight. Then, he fucks off until the later part of the island section where he engages you in a really out-of-place MGS fight and promptly dies, achieving no greater significance. It's like the devs decided late in development they really wanted the MGS audience and shoved this guy into the game where they could
It's a shame they didn't make him the true final boss honestly, his mutation was better than muh eye spider boss.
And spawned a bajillion doujinshis.
Shame he's a literal pushover.
he becomes even more irrelevant after you realize he dies so much faster with the knife
Post RE4 era kino.
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you guys know you are all super autistic right?
I always hated the en media res 'Leon knows him from his super secret offscreen badass training' stuff
Saddler is the easiest boss in the game.
NO WAY BRO
I personally loved Krauser, he came off as being the perfect counter to Leon. Leon was James Bone, whereas Krauser was Dirty Harry. Besides that, he's literally just Sergent Barnes from Platoon. I liked his design and thought he fit well enough into the setting, all things considered.
Plus, anybody remember that crazy chick who legally married him and changed her name to Krauser and had a whole fansite for him?
best part on this game was Hunk
>that custom TMP
>that theme music
>that oh so satisfying necksnap
How much easier can it be that running up and flailing your knife at a non-specific target?
>James Bone
I meant to say Bond, obviously. James Bone would be his pornstar equivalent I suppose.
>foreigner walks through your OPEN DOOR
>you hear him suddenly talking behind you, but he doesn't sound confrontational
>he pulls out a photo of some woman while talking
>you're pissed and tell him to get the hell out of your house, since he did enter without asking, though your door was wide open
>the foreigner chuckles as he says something, but turns to walk away
And the ganado would have been justified if it just ended here, but he PULLS OUT AN AX AND TRIES TO KILL LEON WITH IT. What part of that is reasonable?
>start fight
>shoot eye on leg
>shoot eye in face
>ada drops rocket
>use even splash damage to kill boss
>escape
Krauser at least incorporates collecting the pieces to unlock the gate and the optional conversations to flesh out their history.
>Plus, anybody remember that crazy chick who legally married him and changed her name to Krauser and had a whole fansite for him?
Need to hear this story
The real question is what the fuck did Leon do after Raccoon City
After reading what I wrote it sounds really autistic, I'm not a native in english.
What I meant to say is that I thought that Leon said "bingo?" to refer to himself, implying that he may have hit the jackpot and done something that makes the villagers leave. The cutscene gets triggered after you kill a certain amount of villagers or survive for a certain time so I don't think it's too much of a stretch to think like this.
"Where have they gone? Did I just hit the jackpot?" This is kinda how I interpreted it. He couldn't believe his luck and was clearly confused about the outcome and sarcastically praised himself for what happened. Obviously it wasn't like that though. I think it stuck with me because I played this the first time when I didn't have a good understanding of the game bingo. From movies and such I understand now that bingo is a popular activity in rural regions where most of the elderly comes together to play the game. It may even be organized by the church and played on sunday.
Get gangbanged by the US goverhment
>He has to use a gun to kill Saddler
Wow, so it's not easier than Krauser? Also, I'm not counting scripted bullshit before the ACTUAL fight. And even then, his non-mutate version is just as easy to knife.
Literal pushover.
>has
No, not has. The TMP can spray something and shred it before the cumbersome knife can even be readied faggot.
His backstory was expanded upon in Darkside Chronicles when he and Leon team up for the only "new" section of that game that isn't a flashback to earlier games.
This is why ESLs should be banned
Alright so basically during the years after RE4's release there was this girl, I'm guessing she was in her early 20's. She was obsessed with Jack Krauser, to the point where she had supposedly legally married the character, including legally changing her last name to Krauser. The scary thing was she had pics of the paperwork to prove all of it. Anyway her fansite was basically a collection of fan submissions, 90% of which were fanart people made for her of her and Krauser engaged in romantic scenarios. There was also an entire section of the site devoted to each of Krauser's notable features, ie. his scars, his clothing, his voice. And a page listing all the actors who she felt would be suitable to play Krauser in a movie. The website was up for a few years, no idea what happened to it, or her.
where were you when you realized that the TMP is the best weapon in the game
He was supposed to investigate, confirm the target, and get out. Then the ganados destroyed his only means of escape.
Meanwhile, you can literally run up to Krauser and push him over with the knife for 20 seconds before he dies.
What is so difficult about this bossfight? At least Saddler's fight requires you to hit specific targets to reveal his weak point.
in my home, playing RE4
I JUST WONDER WHAT SADDLER'S UP TO
sitting at home with my chicago typewriter
i was sat at home drinking brain fluid when luis ring
'timp is best'
'yes'
and you???
My 3rd playthrough when I decided to give it a go. The TMP + Kung Fu combo actually ruins the game when combined
Minethrower is also insanely underrated
>ARYAN SPERM
Plot twist: Leon is Irish.
Amazing
The ganado is clearly the detective of the village. Having heard stories about people disappearing he went to the most suspicious house on the outskirts of town to check things for himself. Shortly before that moment he has found all the skulls collected in the corner of the house and was in a highly alerted state which proves to be right as only seconds after Leon hostile villagers appear that are there to kill the detective.
Reminds me of that fucking insane Buffy the Vampire Slayer fangirl who used to keep a fansite where she posted absurd amount of posts all by herself, mostly about her obsession on Spike and his actor James Marsters. I don't remember her name, but while she shut down her forum once people started to troll, at least few years ago she was still active in Twitter and literally constantly posting about James Marsters.
reddit tier meme
ADA! WAIT!
I fucking love this art.
>Why have just one be cute
>When BOTH can be cute!
God I love Bisexuality.
Well, yeah... His surname IS Kennedy after all.
>Minethrower is also insanely underrated
that's too far, even for me
Is he catholic or prot
I remember that, specifically. It was literally hundreds of full conversations with herself. She tried to play it off as a place to collect news about the show for devoted fans, but it was pretty clear she was deeply insane. I had contact with the Krauser girl on one occasion and she very much seemed like that type.
I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt
The explosion shreds through ganados. You shoot the mine with another gun to blow it up because the timer is too long
>I make a joke about him having Irish blood
>He asks such a question.
What if you're going for minethrower only?
Darkside Chronicles was great, Operation Javier didn't have the best writing but the final boss was cool if a bit over the top. Speaking of which, is this the biggest B.O.W in the franchise?
>Am I the only one that thinks this game has more replay value than REmake 2?
Say that again to me and my 6th play through, not including the ghost survivors and 4th survivor playthroughs.
what the fuck are you talking about
Just bought RE4 on my Xbone last week, just as good as I remember
Only game I can finish these days
Nah there was that sea monster in RE5, I think it was an oroboros infected blue whale or something. pretty sure that thing was bigger.
Atheist?
That Ivan scientist? nah he ain't bigger than that. Rev has the biggest one
MY BOY Salazar will make sure YOU follow the same fate
There was literally nothing noteworthy about my post. Just shut the fuck up already with the forced replies.
What the fuck
You think that because of the same autism that caused this mess.
It's called Malacoda, and I'm thinking it's bigger, considering it's successfully lifting a battleship out of the ocean with it's mouth here.
So... is that a yes?