My boyfriend

>that crop
>weird dimensions
>1.3MB png
I don't know who I hate more, the reddit op or this op

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I have a mac sadly

>my boyfriend
Why does reddit love this obvious lie?

There is no boyfriend/girlfriend.
It's a dude who glued two controllers together, but wrote "my boyfriend" so that it doesn't come off as bragging.

I went to see guardians of the galaxy 1 at a theater in dallas where the girl next to me was saying how manly her chubby boyfriend looked with popcorn getting caught in his chest hair. While I looked like a fucking yeti next to them.

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>my girlfriend gave me this
>stock photo of a random video game
>1 billion upvotes
I tell you what, I could be a fucking reddit celebrity if I tried

do it then sell your account to some viral marketing company. easy cash.

You have to be popular already to do that, and you are on Yea Forums.

>I tell you what, I could be a fucking reddit celebrity if I tried
"I could be [insert successful goal here] if I tried

Why does Yea Forums love this obvious lie?

sounds pretty fucking gross honestly, who wants food stuck in their hair?

>he uninronically posted a reddit screencap
dude... please.

>She

exactly. But I think she was going on at how sexy it was that he had chest hair but it was like 3 little hairs compared to me right next to them.

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I could fuck your mom if I tried

>she
Fucking homophobe

>I went to see guardians of the galaxy 1
was this after your stop to the onions store?

>

yes, it was called highschool.

i wonder how many upvotes you'd get by starting your OP with "my wife's son"

>homophobe
Did you just their gender assume gender?

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>snoyfag browses reddit

hmmmm

Not as sad as redditfags.

Someone take a picture of a random video game, just the game, with nothing else visible. Post it here and I'll put it on /r/gaming with the title "My wife's son saved up his allowance to buy me this game" and it will get to the front page of reddit.

Why

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And there were still people here doubting that reddit and its userbase is pure cancer or thinking it's perfectly fine to have a reddit account.

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>"My boyfriend made me X!"
>"My girlfriend made me Y!"
>"Look at what my wife did for my birthday!!!"

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even better if you take a photo of a random black guy and said 'hey reddit I bought this 'insert new release game here' today at GameStop and the game dropped out the bag on my way leaving the store and I didn't notice and then this good gentleman pictured picked it up and ran over to me and gave it to me so I didn't lose it and miss out on playing.
you would literally get so much reddit gold, silver and whatever else they have that you'd break reddit and they'd also fund a 75,000 gofundme for that random black guy who was really begging for change you just happened to snap on your wait at the bus stop

You could probably commission a brass trophy that would cost less and look better than this.

why are you making post about reddit on Yea Forums

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You want to feel it also right?

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did you think someone would find this attractive?

this is where I put my hate for the world

for the same reason there's an entire reddit board dedicated to Yea Forums

Her boyfriend is probably black and white women love virtue signaling and pretending they have feelings when they're around black people.

Return to reddit immediately

Maybe you should stay there. We won't stop you :)

Who is she?

i did something like this once. took a random twitter screencap, made a reddit account, got like 10k karma for posting it and now I have a reddit account that has nothing but one post with a shitload of upvotes for no effort. wasn't vidya related though.

They couldn't even spring for the gold spray paint?

I'm sure everyone knows the report button by now, did you guys know there is a s/a/g/e button? It's wonderful! It allows you to simply post in a thread without bumping it to first page! All you have to do is type in s/a/g/e in the options field without the '/ ' and bam! No bumps for mr ribbit!

Redditors are fucking retards.

What news is this?

Don't reply to me, I don't care about your disgusting pig webms

10 Years ago, you'd be dead if you were caught being from Gaia. Now shitters like him are actually posting r dd t screencaps. Where did all my pure oldfags go? Anyone here still not a fucking faggot?

DON'T YOU DARE ATTACK GAIA ONLINE

THAT'S MY LIFEEEEE

I see nothing wrong with those three things

I go to Reddit now got a profile and what not but let me tell you the folks on there can be so fucking gay and cringy.....they're a very doughy bunch over there.

Yeah well I still love this place and would appreciate if you fucking faggots stop shitting this board with your cancer. If you're going to post vidya, there is a Darkest Dungeon thread and Cath Fullbody discussions right now.

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get a black gf user

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>make webm of my gameplay
>post on /vg/
>hours later some guy made a thread on reddit using my webm
>hundreds of upvotes
I feel robbed but I don’t know why. Why are upvotes important

This fucking cunt and her faggot bf need a good beating

>I go to Reddit
>.....
>cringy
>they're a very doughy bunch over there

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>my boyfriend
>not my SO
Fake as hell

>Reddit makes a joke
>Next comment is a really, really shitty joke with a hundred upvotes
>You don't see people dog piling that person for being a stupid unfunny faggot who should commit suicide
This is why Reddit is unusable shit and you're a fag

>it's one of the first things I saw when I went on
>Faggot admits he's from reddit
>People still keep posting
Fuck you Yea Forums

People consider upvotes similar to "pats on the back" or acknowledging the worthiness of their post. The more the upvotes the more the uploader feels good. You feel robbed of attention that you feel like you deserve instead of the person that posted the webm. It's normal to feel this way, but at the same time you really shouldn't think too hard about what other people do on the internet.

don't feel bad user, she was projecting her attraction of you off of him in order to provoke a response in you. either that or she is just a divisive bitch lool

go away r*ddit scum

>Yea Forums make a joke
>Next comment is a person with a pepe screaming nigger with a bazillion based replies
>You don't see people dogpiling on him for being a stupid unfunny faggot who should commit suicide
This is why you're a fag.

No one even has the courtesy to sage anymore. The absolute state of this site.

I thought sage stopped working

Even more pathetic is someone posting about it.

>he uses reddit

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The whole idea of a rating system is horrible for posting. While not all the time, it does promote a sense of bias, be being consistent about encouraging posts to 'think' the same way as other people in a community.

Youtube is probably the worst for this, because they don't count dislikes anymore. They're useless. Probably for some sort of reporting system, but why bother with ratings anymore if I can't even see a nigga get blasted in a comments section for looking like an ass. But Re** is bad too.

You can't sage while posting images.

No, it hasn't. Don't know how that rumor spread about, maybe shitposters who want everyone to bump their threads. Sage works, it has always worked, and will never stop working. So use it, do your part to make Yea Forums a better place.

This is also not true. Nothing makes sage magically not work. The only time it's ineffective is when a thread is stickied.

Well, we can do things the same way we did things 10 years ago. Calling you a fucking faggot.

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So someone wasted 80+ euros for this, brilliant.
I don't know man. If you click "popular" in the main site the levels of cringe go through the roof.

Do it faggot. I know it will.

>437 upvotes
Thats not alot desu. I got 10.2k just for complaining about a minor r6s detail

go back

No u

>be you
>browse reddit
>see a post implying switch ownership, some ability of craftsmanship and a relationship
>realize you have neither of those
>to cope you convince yourself that all of those are actually bad
>post on Yea Forums for validation
Yikes!

>My life/relationship is so unfulfilling that I share facts with internet strangers so they like it an I can feel better about it.

What a world

>Why are upvotes important

I feel like Yea Forums these days has a similar problem, because of everyone being obsessed with (You)s.

>Using a gluegun to cobble together two big pieces of plastic (and still ending up with askew result)
>craftsmanship

Ladies and fags, let me introduce to you a perfect example of that idiot who are praising a blured or pixelated vomit-colored indie shit for "outstanding aesthetics and original approach to visual settings"

It’s clearly 3D printed, nobody would waste the $50 joycons for the trophy

Calling people virgins isn't much better either. It's like roastie first insult on the internet.

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>they don't count dislikes anymore. They're useless.
I heard they're worse than useless for the viewers, since they actually give money to the uploader for having people "interact" with his video.
Apparently the winning move is not to play.

You usually do see the posts calling him a dumb frog poster, though

what a fucking genius

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No you don't.

Yeah you do at least 50% of the time

>complaining about jannies deleting all the funny posts
>complaining about off topic shit instead of discussing games

They're not so different from us after all.

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