DMC Thread

At least he doesn't have the luck with women this guy did

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Nico: So....how did my father died...
Dante: Oh man it was crazy, at first i was just playing along but we did this play thing there was some guy playing with the spotlights and even confetti everywhere, then i shot him in the face

Man I cant believe Ragna is actually dead for good this time.

post more vorgil

>oh and did I not mention that this whole thing was a reenactment of shakespeare? Well he played the role of Yorick

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>Yea Forums sung Shall Never Surrender
>Yea Forums sung Devil Trigger
>no Yea Forums sings of Devils Never Cry, the best one and the one with the fucking interlacing vocals so you can have two groups of anons at the end

Guys seriously we need to get our shit together

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>Ragna
Who?

Yorick, now THAT was a character

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YOU NEED TO FUCK MY DAUGHTER, DANTE.

we were gonna do subhuman/crimson cloud but the dude fuckin died so it didnt happen

I was thinking about this today. Disappointing.

If you host it, they will come.

The dad from the user that makes these died or something and he vanished.

What's this about? Did I miss something?
Don't do this user or his sister will show up yelling eat you

I think it was established that we want to do Subhuman when the new mix comes out.

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so launch day?

Remember that Lady NWF'd Dante and he suffers PTSD from this, since his "circumstances"

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Damn Dante, she waited for you every day, at least you could have kissed her.

crimson cloud is so fucking hard to sing

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Why won't they give dante a woman?

This guy is STILL stealing shit from here even after acknowledging it was wrong lmao
reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/auo1r6/summarytranslation_of_neros_section_in_before_the/

They gave him Patty

Fuck off bitch. You don't have intellectual property for a Yea Forums post. Reddits gonna keep posting while you fags whine. Hold that shit

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>200+ IQ
>Ripped as fuck
>Beautiful ebony complexion
>Long flowing hair
>Monocle, very stylish
>Makes bike swords and cool as fuck demons
>Theatrical talent
>Cute stutter
I dare you to tell me you wouldn't fuck him.

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Look at those fucking sideways teeth though.

How dare they to do this, look at this guy, terrible

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I would fuck his daughter

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F-f-f-f-f-f-fuck no

I'd say maybe the week after launch since most anons will be too busy playing the game. Or until they release NuHuman

but he nfw'd her too

Nico decking herself out in tattoos and adopting a tough CASHFURST persona to hide how much of a stuttering nerd she is, is extremely good to me

>Dante was a benefactor for Nero
Goddammit he didn't say shit to Nero did he?

Honestly, i am surprised if a woman willingly had sex with him, i expected he had sex just because the Order of the Sword is basically a cult after all, so most likely he asked the "Listen i did some really nice progress with the hell gate, so can i get a reward?"

can they take out the credits, we don't need any more retards from that site coming here.

>imagine using reddit

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Not yet, he just hang the phone

He would have had to have done it decades ago though.

A few words, aside from saving his life, freeing him from the shitty religious life and sending a cool neon DMC sign

t. Agnus

Reddit CEO here
Eat shit

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>tfw JCing gerbera air dashes

It doesn't add much to the style meter but boy does it look cool.

And he did? demons in Fortune been a thing for a long while remember, they were the ones that killed Kyrie's and Credo's fathers too

user, he would rather go get covered in demon blood and guts than go celebrate that she's legal. I'm afraid they'll never give Dante a woman that isn't Trish since Itsuno doesn't want to disrespect Kamiya.

How the fuck is turbomode still not confirmed. It's gotta be on PC right?

But Agnus only got the hell gates working recently, at the very least sometime after DMC1.

kys namefag loool

>only girl dante hasn't "NO WAY FAG"d was lady who was human
>even recently said no way fag to lucia

is dante only attracted to pure humans?

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Some woman let Agnus smash.

Some woman let him bury his seed in her.

Yes, he's racist.

I'm starting to get worried this game will be to hard for normies

I was rewatching the cavalier angelo stuff and I think the average player is going to get their ass kicked, especially since you have to play dante. like look how many people are complaining online because they couldn't figure out how to dodge in the demo. If they keep getting rekt then they're going to get salty over the microtransactions fro the revives with orbs

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>worried
you should be GLAD

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wait what the fuck I thought nero knew
bingo retconning his own novels

Some woman let Sparda smash.

Some woman let him bury his seed in her.

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>Itsuno doesn't want to disrespect Kamiya.
Man, screw Kamiya. Everyone keeps sucking his dick about DMC1 when the game happened because of a ton of factors and he hasn't had anything to do with the franchise in eighteen years.

>Easy mode is now selectable

There, problem solved.

maybe dante is worried about creating more spadra descendants, mixing his already strong as hell bloodline with another demon would probably result in kids that are....less than human.

>hair is shaped like horns

LADS!

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>worried about casual scum

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The only thing that still rubs me the wrong way about this game is that death isn't just a straight up death. The game should still be hard but not ask for red orbs to revive.

>game has innate casual filter
this should be the industry standard, see all you patrician anons in the cameo system

>game is too hard for once
>not dipshit Dark Souls hard where you can prevent dying 80% of the time by the time you learn the predictable patterns so you can dodge and hit until the enemy dies and the other 20% is stupid gimp bullshit, actually difficult

Thank god

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>still no vergil or spoilers

LESS THAN TWO DIGITS IN AMMOUNT OF DAYS

they can play on automatic on easy.

>worried
Don't be. Are you going to be worried for fucks like DSP?

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Don't worry, Dark Souls has made game difficulty okay with normies.

The ones you gotta worry about are journos.

This is all so fucking good, I can’t believe it’s making me like Nico and Agnus so much more

I thought we were 12 days away?

SHCUMM

Sparda's a chad though

It's not like DMC hasn't already dealt with this before. That's why easy mode is a thing

eva was into bugs

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just worried that it will lead to more crying over microtransactions

February has 28 days user

>normies can't play the game and get fucked up over and over again

>>>that little prompt asking if you want to spend real life money on red orbs in order to revive

I for one, think it's great. Imagine getting owned so hard at videogames it has a direct impact on your bank account.

forgot the image

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Yes, but regardless it's still 11 days for March 8

IT'S ALMOST HERE

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Nico soft, thick stuttering quadroon lips.

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Post what you're spending your 100,000 orbs on first and have anons judge your taste

air hike, max act, and exceed 2 and 3 if I have enough

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That's Dante in Sparda suit

As much of Nero's moves as i can + jump cancel, i played the shit out of Nero in DMC4 so i really want to feel right at home with him, i don't mind having to grind for Dante's moves since he'll be considerably different from DMC4 so it would be like re-learning him

10

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But if Trish and the guy from the anime are good and they are full demons why wouldn't a Dante's kid also be good?

spending it all on fatto catto upgrades to get him big and strong

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I won't waste. Maybe only speed

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Is it going to be a midnight release or some shit?

shit always releases at midnight on psn yeah
steam though, it can take a bit longer

>Meinkampf
>Minecraft icon

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based

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it was for REmake 2, so yea probably

so sparda actually looked like a backed up toliet and dante was trying to make himself feel better about his looks?

>Not even trying to hide he's a BR
lol look at this macaco

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I mean physically his kid might pop out looking like pic related

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>Kyrie and Nero will never take care of you as an orphan

Fuck Kamiya and his fetishes.

I'm gonna snatch shit out of your combos, anão.

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>tfw all-new Vergil banter for 5

Let's fucking go

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WHERE ARE THE LEAKS NIGGERSS ?

I honestly can't believe it, after 10 years we're so close.

it's a wig

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Same, I worry that people will think the game is pushing them to buy red orbs instead of simply pushing them to improve.

>more vergil content
>coming in 10 FUCKING DAYS
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN

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That would be awesome! I wonder if the shape of the baby would depend on the mom being in a form of a demon or a human.

SINGLE DIGIT FUCKING DAYS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>don't get the special van edition
>almost don't get a physical altogether
>suddenly get the best version possible
feels good

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Stayed in human form for too long, he aged.

Nah Trish has the physical looks of a human her true form is what we see, so if anything the baby will come out looking human, but there could be some deformities like having horns or something

thin crust pizza or hand tossed?

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This game already feels like a throwback to the PS2 era, so that death screen just feels so out of place.

I just wanted to see a clear Sparda face, he can't be THAT ugly.

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Thin crust is for degenerate pieces of shit.

Zero wo koeru mono wa, Zero shikainai.

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take that back

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Inb4 DMC5 ending will have Dante settling down with Lady or Patty

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based

Shut the fuck up

Bantz between Dante and Nero will be fun.

>cute stutter
that shit isn't cute, no one likes that shit

t. person who stutters

Agnus really strikes me as the kind of guy that is completely and utterly uninterested in sex. Like what are the actual possibilities that lead to him putting his seed in something?
>A) she was a fellow scientist, and one thing led to the other (and only because she started it)
>B) it was something relevant to his research (can my angelic power be passed down genetically, and if so, can we enhance the entire next generation of the order's army?)
>C) she was a rabid religious fanatic at a bar, and his passion for the order got them in sync
>D) he liked whores?
Even though I'm aware he's physically appealing to an extent, he has the same kind of "NO WAY FAG" personality dante has, for different reasons. Nico must have been raised by a single mother that just told her her father was some hunk science guy from the order.

thats a lot of pepperoni you want some pizza with it?

>Nioh
>The game is no different from any other action / action RPG game
>Dipshits (especially Souldborne fans) can't get good at the game so they invented the "you need to grind armors, scrolls and abuse sloth to progress even at NG" shit, using as "proof" the Diablo-like loot
>people actually believed it

I understand your pain

Would you say the same thing to a Twitter artist who complained about people reposting their art all the time?

Just give it up already, fampai. It's not worth wasting energy on, since they're not going to stop just because people here (rightfully) object.
It's funny how the OP deleted it, apologized, then put it back up 10 minutes later.

Baka me!

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Lady is old and busted, Patty is the new hotness

is this better?

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Thin is best fite me

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Not if the baby momma looks like this.

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fuck thats hot

less jpg

>Thin crust virgins

Looking to cook a perfectly floppy gooey style pizza. Help me /ck/

SPARDA FUCK LIST:

>EVA
>MATIER
>NEVAN
>MUNDUS
> EVERY DEMON IN EXISTENCE

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>1. Enemy Step
>2. Calibur
>3. Exceed 2, 3, Max act
I hope this can be enough with the red orbs from pre-order and demo combined.

how about actual fucking pizza? make it with quark dough to prevent fatassery

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WHY DID YOU KILL HER DANTE!

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I'm going to get that launch night I think. It's right near me

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For real? I heard they did some simultaneous release for REmake 2 on PS4, but if it's midnight then I'm on that bitch when the clock strikes.

Air Hike
Enemy Step
Max Act

God pls PC mod Nico to be more black and have tattos of her prototype compare to her shitty current ones.

Also Nero adopted kids but not have kyrie give birth? I'm surprise.

They did it with RE2 yes steamcommunity.com/games/883710/announcements/detail/1714084842268363126

Just change the dates accordingly and i can assume this will be the launch times for DMC5

I don't think they are adopted, i think they are just running an orphanage

They didn't adopted kids, they are just running a orphanage.

Also Kyrie is pregnant, Sweet Surrender pretty much confirms this. Why wouldn't they show her yet

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this is a shill thread sir

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godbless amazon for having said jacket for only 80 bucks.

It only problem is that the sholder/upper arm portions aren't as puffy as canon nero jacket but it does everything else perfectly.

there the right arm ripped off if you really want to cosplay it up.

Enemy Step
Max ACT
Exceed 2 & 3
Table Hopper

>nico is agnus' daughter
>stuttering mad scientist beetle man got a woman pregnant

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Stop posting pizzas I'm hungry

how do i beat the two sword guys in 3

>this is the ending

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Hit one of them until he has low HP, then hit the other, then finish off both of them

Stinger/Streak
Air Hike
Speed
Enemy Step

What's the source?
I reverse image searched it earlier and found jackshit.

But how long will it take to crack?

Spam Cerberus' revolver

twitter.com/NFcXDLpMslFW7gE/status/1099809649874808832

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>nico stutters when she gets excited
cute

Parry their attacks, either with well timed Royal Guarding or your own attacks. Cerberus' Revolver attack is the easiest way to do it.

Thanks.

Hey! (You)! You wanna know what's worse then having your translation be posted on reddit?

resetera.com/threads/devil-may-cry-5-unmarked-spoilers-info-thread-it-has-begun.101733/page-3#post-18281822

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Test

Well its not like patricide is uncommon in DMC

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but user, how did you find that post in the first place?

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How's it going for ya

youtube.com/watch?v=x-O-KoyUnog

Is Zack & Cody or Drake & Josh is the true canon DMC TV series?

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Eva had dysmorphophilia, cant say shes got bad taste desu

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>80 bucks
Link and how the hell did they manage that

Why were you on Resetera in the first place?

>yfw Trish and Dante's kids ends up looking like Mundus

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M8 I have a friend that rakes in pussy due to the stuttering. Apparently girls do find it cute.

Not him but i am in that godforbidden place checking it every few hours to see if someone leaks something in there first

>that vid
Even the same colors and hairstyles, holy shit.

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I clicked

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is this the complete sumary of the new novel?

faggot

I hovered

Uhh, RUDE. Based baldy will return to DMC one day for sure, it's in his DNA. He will put away any doubt that beautiful sexy Trish doesn't belong to Dante and btfo all you ladyfags and normalfags hard too. She's just some throwaway character that's another cute nod to Cobra anyway, a leach who's only purpose is to put Dante in debt like a dumb little whore. Itsuno won't be able to hold out with the series forever, it'll change hands at least once before it probably dies.

Yeah, Lady's a dumb bitch.

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i think it's the first 50 pages

So after fucking over and making every demon in history salty as all hell Sparda went on along the human world and got with mad bitches until he settled down with eva?

Not him, but fuck off.

STOP FORCING DEGENERACY LIKE INCEST OR GAY SHIT IN THIS GAME FUCKING TRANNIES

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What made eva so special?

First 4 chapters

what was it?

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But it's Itsuno approved!

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Fat fucking fujo. Kill yourself.

Get off Yea Forums, Trash.

She was smokin' hot

Apparently so. I guess after 2,000 years you learn how to be a master at fucking bitches

She could be like a test tube baby, so there's that.

incest bj

I always assumed the opposite, he fucked over the demons, then wandered around the human world eating pizza and shit, and it took him 2000 years of jacking it to memories of Nevan before he got desperate enough to admit try fucking a human. Or maybe it just took him that long to admit he's a filthy xenophile.

Dante blowing off Vergil

HE LIKES EVERY ART
EVERY FUCKING ART OF DMC YOU TRANNIES
YOU COULD MAKE ARKHAM FUCKING BABY LADY AND HE WOULD LIKE IT FUCKERS

Dante sucking vergil's dick

user...

>Nephilim difficulty mode
>Species: Hybrid ? ;)))
twitter.com/DevilMayCry/status/1100002217296363520

Are you fucking kidding me

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>OR GAY SHIT
tough talk coming from someone who liked this pic on their official twitter

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youtube.com/watch?v=85PuVOm46CQ

You sound like you're in denial.

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I'm starting to really love Crimson Cloud. I didn't care for it much at first but it's just really grown on me

>nephilim
can you stop spreading this misinformation fucking idiot

a. no nephilim difficulty
b. dante is also labeled as a hybrid
c. vergil is nero's father

all clear?

Don't be retarded. They said Trish's occupation is ??? too.

PRELOAD WHEN CAPCOM? I WANT IT ON MY MACHINE.

Can Trash even have kids? She is an artificial demon after all.

launch week

you know what, fuck this
fuck you
fuck every tranny in this thread, i'm going out and coming back 10th march

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Nephilim got debunked already and he is a hybrid or at least last time I checked his father aka Vergil was not 100% human you retarded nigger

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

Does the novel acknowledge lucia and demi-fiend or does it still pretend dmc2 never happened?

Does anyone know where I can find the rest of these?
i.imgur.com/O6G5FbL.gif

post more fujo

cry harder you casual gamer

Matier basically beg Dante to fuck Lucia

>Occupation: ???

What did they mean by this?

did you read the whole thing? lucia was mentioned

it does acknowledge lucia from what I've read but nothing about Nocturne

i don't have any but we could talk about asses if you want

Matier chides Dante for not fucking Lucia.

Fuck off Krillin

theres one for Dante and Nero on the DMC twitter

FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

It acknowledged Lucia for a tiny bit.

This nephilim are born of the union of a devil and an angel and angels will never be apart of DMC

>says he has no luck with women
>NWFs every woman he comes across
What did he mean by this?

>Occupation isn't trashcan

SAVIOR

Who will have the cutest butt?

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BLOODSTAIN

OwO

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fuck
didn't know that you can get banned for 15 minutes for posting art with Dante suckin Vergil's dick

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HELLFIRE

Vergil

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>NWF every demon-woman he comes across
Fix'd.

He got NWF'd by Lady though. Maybe suffers from PTSD.

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'circumstances' they'll make dante gay

SHADOW

reminder that dante hates faggots

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listen I'm okay with a little fagposting but this is becoming a little much

Anything written, even in a public forum, is copywritten by default. Hold that shit

I'm going through the DMC games and am on 3 currently and fucking hell anons there's no bigger hype moment than fighting Vergil (beat Vergil 2 recently, on chapter 16) and hearing him go "NOW I'm motivated!!" cuz now I have context for all the fucking years of memes.

Holy shit though why is the combat in this game so much fun to do? I think the last time I ever got so damn hype was Metal Gear Rising, but the last time I felt challenged was Ninja Gaiden 2 on the 360/ Ninja Gaiden Black on the OG Xbox.

I can't fucking wait for 5.

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BEGONE

>
Is that an action figure or what?

told you fags this was official
instagram.com/kochmedia_es/?hl=en

HEAVEN ON A LANDSLIDE

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>fuck reddit nigger watermark
how childish

I ain't gonna post anymore, don't worry. Just wanted to post one for the hell of it.

It would answer more questions than it raises

Has anyone found a fix for the DDMK style switcher mod for DMC3 HD fucking up some enemy spawns and crashing the next room?

I don't really care that much about style switching I just want to be able to change the crazy combo buffer multiplier so I don't have to mash so fucking hard.

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It was the other way around user, Lady NWF'd Dante and I bet she's regretting it since

>Lady's face when she asks Dante why he's never made a move on her and he responds that she turned him down thirty years ago

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It's a blue board you gotta censor it.

Didnt one of the dmcV developers tell Reuben to shut the fuck up when he was asked about demi-fiend in one of the capcom streams a few months back?
I hope we atleast get a secret boss fight with him or a mention about that time he helped lucifer kill god and was paid 5 yen for all his hard work

user we're on a blue board

t. plebbit retard

>fighting Vergil 1 for the first time
>don't know what to do yet so i just blindly attack him and get buttfucked
>knocked back by High Time
>he fucking taunts at me and goes "WHERE'S YOUR MOTIVATION" with total contempt
>die 3 seconds later

I didn't even mind having to redo the level.

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Got it
First time posting something like that

DANTE STOP WASTING TIME AND FUCK MY DAUGHTER

PLEASE DANTE SHE'S GETTING ANOTHER CAT AND NAMING IT ARGOCAT THE CHAOS

OH GOD DANTE PLEASE I'LL MAKE HER WEAR A BLONDE WIG

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>V
>species
>???

>captcha
>statues

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F A T T O

For some reason even classical twincest shit doesn't give me the thrill of disgust i get from NeroxV.

bulges it is

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uwu

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If V is mundus why is he so chill with nero?

>BLONDE WIG
You want to decrease her chances of getting laid?

C A T T O

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A Poison Tree
By William Blake
I was angry with my friend;
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe:
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I waterd it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears:
And I sunned it with smiles,
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night.
Till it bore an apple bright.
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine.

And into my garden stole,
When the night had veild the pole;
In the morning glad I see;
My foe outstretched beneath the tree.

Is it cuz Nero's happily married?

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THERE ON TO YOU BRO

>MATIERPOSTING

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That build, jaw and tanned skin. user Agnus might be an autist, but he was decent looking

CENTAUR

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I've never played a DmC game before. Which games in the series are must play, which are skippable?

Pic unrelated

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shut the fuck up you fucking tranny degenerate nigger

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I asked for a simple explanation shakespeare, not a fucking poem

>sparda fucked this

>ARGOCAT THE CHAOS

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DANTE IS MINE!

FLOCK OFF OLD HAG!

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Kek

1 - good
3 - must play
4 - good

Skip DMC2 and DmC Reboot

Keep your enemies close motherfucker
He's gonna kill Nero in front of Dante

name?

read the poem and you will have the answer to you question, uncultures swine

>DmC

just buy the HD Collection and 4SE

Which summon is V's favorite?

A. its DMC not DmC, thats the shitty reboot.
B. Play 1 3, 4 and 5. Skip 2 and DmC

Did lucia even want to fuck him?

>DmC
Are you blind mofo

i'm not tranny chill the fuck out dude

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nero is useful and not very smart

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1 & 3 are the best overall.
2 is really bad, many anons, like me thought it would have redeemable qualities, but it has none of those, it's a shit game.
4 is a mixed bag for me, it's regarded as the most "deep" regarding its mechanic but it's really hampered by the second half of the game and the half-assed story
However you get 5 characters to play around with and you can get it for cheap or pirate it

Dante belongs to lucifers autistic right hand man old hag

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She was going to Dante office every single day in hope to find him there after he escaped hell.

Nightmare because he doesn't talk and ruin V's smug mysterious gimmick

Buy HD collection and DMC4 Special Edition

Play 1 - 3 - 4

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Gitting gud brehs

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Does he know Nero's his former cumbucket's kid?

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Shadow talks?

kek

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>V species is now listead as ???
Way to reveal the twist Capcom, now there no doubt this fucker is betraying

Nightmare, He has enough trust to ride on it's fist toward a massive object. Also V like it when stuff explodes.

>зaмeтoк
Дoбpoй нoчи cлaвянaм

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Didnt she hang around the dmc office everyday until dante came back from hell?

What in the fuck am I looking at?

C A T T O

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И тeбe пpивeт, пyпcик

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smart one

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must play 1, 3, 4
can skip 2 and the failed reboot, although 2 is bundled with 1 and 3 in the HD Collection so it's probably worth a playthrough just for shits and giggles, it's an unfinished mess that was thrown together in like four months of dev time, but there are a few decent things about it.

best to start with 1, or 3 if you can't handle how dated 1 is, 4 is incredibly complex and you will struggle to catch up if you haven't played 3 first.

the reboot is known as DmC as opposed to DMC, and while it's not really a bad game in its own right the story/characters/aesthetic are trash and the gameplay is drastically simplified/casualized. I'd be lying if I said it's not fun to play, but it has nothing to do with DMC except the name.

wojak patty

It’s Patty, nigga.

Wonder what their relation will be to V.

He quotes Proverbs of Hell when he kills Nidhogg

>The fool who persists in his folly will become wise
Does V realize he's the fool?

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To be fair it was made clear from day 1 that V wasnt human seeing as how all demon summoners in the series either can barely control demons or are demons themselves

What did tom mean by this?

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DANTE PLEASE, THIS IS THE 15TH STATUE OF YOU MY DAUGHTER BOUGHT FROM THE FAR EAST

SHE'S PUBLISHING HER 60TH DANTE/READER FIC TONIGHT PLEASE DANTE

skip 1
skip 2
play 3
skip 4
play 5

yes?

What if they make Dante gay for real? Don't do it Itsuno, I beg you!

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F A T T O C A T T O

What does he say?

>end of dmc threads.jpg

>trish and v's video are next to each other

Skip 2
Play all others

only skip 2 and DmC
play all the rest

i request more unga nero

No.

Stop posting your shit tweets here.

He’s actually on the side of the demons.

>skip 1
no
>skip 2
yes
>play 3
yes
>skip 4
no
>play 5
yes

The cut worm forgives the plow

>skip 1
>skip 4
No. They're worth at least one playthrough.

Skip 4 play 2 and 5

>tfw the in game model doesn't have those abs

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do you guys think we'll ever see vergil cry
will he "its just the rain" it if he does

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Tы нe тpaнни. Tы дoлбoeб

play 1 and 4

No. Play 1 to appreciate the beginnings, play 3, and play 4 to get used to Nero's controls in 5.

agreed
fuck off

Play odds, skip evens. It's that simple.

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Nico got a cute tummy still

>V's footage of fighting the Goliath and possibly mission 11 Cavaliere is bloody palace only
>That much exclusive animations for extra fights
That's some cool shit
Hope we have an animation for sending Cavaliere to outer space with Punchline

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Maybe it is, or maybe i just get used to or oldfag fujos. Or, no hate on V tho, i just kinda feel he was desinged to please fujos.

No, this is.

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thats not me you mongoloid

SEE A MIRROR YOU’LL SEE A FOOL

Both Shadow and Nightamre talk in some eldritch demon language, so Griffon has to traslate what they say according to Itsuno

Kyrie does

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И я тeбя люблю, coлнышкo

>bro dont play the games its fine you can skip all of them
>zoom zoom

>people still believe the nephilim difficulty thing
Why are you so fucking retarded? Honestly, why?

I wasn't able to skip 2, Lucia hit my weak spot

>hey nero, did i ever tell you about that time i helped lucifer create a demon of chaos, we played hide and seek for a bit and then went to kill god for 5 cents before he fucked off with his fairy gf to wage war against law and the jewish god across the multiverse?
>i miss that crazy bastard

Hes a hybrid but hes 3/4th demon

prepare to be disappointed going into dmc4

I don't think we'll ever see Vergil cry, too much pride I guess.

>please like my shitposts :)
No.

Here's your (You)

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the true post bump limit experience

I didn't know that, but maybe it was less she wanted to bang him and more adoration?

>does he know
yes nero looks like his father

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Oпять ты cyкa
бpaтoк

Why did Nero get so upset over his uncle calling him dead weight when said uncle was getting his shit pushed?

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Don't skip any game except 2, but drop 4 when it gets to the Dante part and watch the rest of the cutscenes on youtube.

But he cried before, user

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just pre-ordered
fuck, I didn't realize we're almost there

Don't worry, they learnt their mistake.
It'll be much easier to unlock easy mode for the game "journalists"

Thanks

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>skip 1
I have irrational anger dwelling in me now. Fuck you motherfucker. I'm not even a boomer but 1 is still 9.5/10 tied with 3.

>skip the best gameplay in the series
god I hate zoomers

1 is outdated and didn't age at all, half the shit the series is known for is because of DMC3
2 is shit, and I'm not sure why anyone is trying to say otherwise. Contrarian much?
3 is DEVIL MAY CRY, the game that made the series what it is today
4 is 30% DMC, since you only play Dante for 30% of the game, all of which is just backtracking. It's worth skipping. I get you started with DMC4 and it's your favorite, but it's skippable considering DMC5 is just around the corner.

If someone is starting with the series, DMC3 is the one to play. There's not much time for any of the others. 1, 2, and 4 are worth skipping.

I hope the buster animation for Cavalier is Nero grabbing his sword and piercing him instead mirroring the V execution.

Дa бpaтaн, этo я

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There's always Bloody Palace. And Dante is only the best gameplay in the series if you're some APM autist

>we reenacted one of my favorite scenes from a play, and then I cut off all his limbs one at a time after he turned into a giant bug
>he was a good friend

He doesn't like being bullied by Dante.

"The Nero is immunized against all dangers:
one may call him a scum, demon, hobo, faggot, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a jobber and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'"

>Nero and Kyrie are looking after orphans
Cute!

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whichever user gave me that link to the resetera thread, thank you. I'm gonna go put a fork through my eyes

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Well Itsuno did say last time he checked the popularity of the characters, he said V became quite popular among women, so you might be right, but the guy looks amazing and has some of the best taunts

Fully Pimping out Sword Master as fast as possible then Trickster.
Max Act for Nero and his combos for variety
Any new summons for V if they exist

Also
>Air Hike
Come on man you're better than that

Yeah, whats with posts saying 1 isn't that great or that only one playthrough is enough

You can absolutely beat the entire series on normal in a week.

Neither 1 nor 4 are skippable. If you don't like 1, you don't like DMC, sorry.

Once you get the sword cancelling down, DMC1 regular swordplay feels incredibly smooth. Yeah it breaks some bosses like Nelo kinda, but it all goes back to the core values of this series, being stylish by alternating and playing with your enemy.

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I even think it's his turn to weep.
Trish cried in DMC1
Lucia cried in DMC2
Dante cried in DMC3
Nero cried in DMC4
Crying has always been an important part of the game's plot, so if not Vergil then who? Dante/Nero again?

>Hearing the Nico theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=lZhbg5nrBNE

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>get's recked by hobo stealing arm
>wants to help uncle but uncle calls him deadweight
He wanted to prove himself to dante since he looks up to him.

V

>if you don't like my first DMC, you're not a fan of the series
cringe as fuck dude

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That would be us___

I may be shit at these games, but at least I can S-rank the demo easily and never had trouble with the punching bag that is Goliath. Thanks user.

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I look up to you

y mundust cri

>V cries when Griffon dies
>Literally no one cares
Dante will 100% cry for Vergil though.

he's got demon cancer and doesn't want to die

it's the most comfy thing I've ever heard

It hurts my brain that there are people unable to experiment and learn. They are worse than animals.

I felt my blood pressure rise reading this.
Thank you.

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>:L1+R1 and jump to dodge

wat

Because Vergil killed his child

Lmao, what a goofball.
I think a lot of people just have a hard-on for the game, man. There's a lot of Kamiya dick riders in these threads. It was an good game when it came out, but I do agree it aged poorly. I wouldn't suggest skipping it. But I can see your argument.

Because he keeps getting cucked by sparda even after death

>vergil cries
>dante smirks
>nero unga bunga's

what's sword cancelling

No no no it has got to be vergil's time to show his humanity. If this is gonna be the last real DMC then what better way then to send everyone off as one big demon hunting family to complete the broken family 3 started out with.

Yo bros can you give me your thoughts on this meme

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I NEED MORE SPOILERS

It hurts how right you are

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please don't anonymous

Dismal

Vergil will cry when he sees his grandkid twins calling it

Imagine needing to be this delusional to excuse the fact that you can't deal with a somewhat old camera.

Flock off dead weight

Why does he smiles here Yea Forums? Was he looking at Vergil?

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would get you on the front page on reddit

stop posting

He's looking at (you)

I WILL PROVE MYSELF TO Yea Forums

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He's looking at my big black cock.

Lady bent over

He'll cry when Nero dies in his arms

You know why.

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thats either the place where you see him get KA2 from Nico or the top of the tree

Imagine being so buttmad that someone doesn't share the same nostalgia tinted opinions as you that you throw a tantrum when faced with an opposing thought.

I love that smile he does it's just too cute. I hope it's Vergil, he looks so happy there.

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He's with reforged rebellion

What's wrong with air hike? It even shows up in other series

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gives me hope that they cater the experience for the faithful players. If they dont like it tough shit, they got their money their loss being a bitch

WHERE ARE THE SPOILERS?!

>Also Kyrie is pregnant, Sweet Surrender pretty much confirms this

My exact thought, I do believe they haven't showed Kyrie, due to her been pregnant,

Simply swivel the movement analog stick directly after the sword swing, it's cancels Dante's sheathing animation. You get a feel for it. Same deal with the shotgun, you can about get a good rapid-fire going. You can also infuse your shots with devil trigger at no cost by locking on and holding the fire button. Good for knocking enemies down, or prepping for some shadow strikes. DT'd shots carry on the style meter. Also jump cancelling wasn't a bug in DMC1 nignogs, saw someone say that the other day. There's secret missions specifically tailored for it.

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>Play 1
It is a classic masterpiece. While feeling dated in certain areas, it shines in others, trumping every other DMC in enemy design, atmosphere, balancing, DMD mode and bosses DMC1 is a must play. Also has a unique banger soundtrack
>Skip 2
It's the worst game I have ever played. Enemies, animations, bosses, story, level design. Garbage. However, if there there is one reason to try, then it's the soundtrack, which is amazing.
>Play 3
Iconic and classic masterpiece. The most impactful crunchy combat nothing beats DMC1 Coyote and Ifrit though depth in spades, a simple but very solid story which is grossly overlooked and underrated. It's extremely fun to play, the music is phenomenal, it has some of the best bosses in the series. However, it also has a fair amount of bosses which are not very good at all and a fair amount of enemies which are also not very good Dullahan, Soul Eaters and the like can suck cock
>Play DMC4
It has its fair share of problems. It's unfinished, but in terms of depth the gameplay has never been more technical, but Dante's styles feels neutered, the combat is not nearly as impactful and the guns are peashooters and feel bad to use. It's more in the line of 1 in terms of bosses, which you get to face multiple times, however there's still a couple who aren't that good, and DMC4 also has arguably some of the worst enemies in the series, chimera's, faults, Scarecrows are very boring compared to Hells from 3. However, 4 also has some great bosses and some great enemies, arguably has one of the best bosses in the series and two enemy types which are particularly great. Soundtrack not as memorable as previous games.
>5
You can already tell 5 is a must play from pre-release footage alone and playing the demo. It looks like they have taken all issues from 3 and 4, fixed them and is delivering a definitive game that is looking to be an instant modern classic.
At least this is what I think.

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Really hope Dante ends up with Lady.

Who made bird girl cry?

>Vergil still got some Nelo Angelo corruption going on
>Dante: Man, you look terrible
>Vergil: You should see my twin brother

Later
>Dante: So how was hell?
>Vergil: As torturous as you'd expect. How was it for you?
>Dante: Pretty boring all things considered. Been aching for a challenge
>Vergil: Well it's too bad we're on the same side
>Dante: ...Yeah toooooo bad

What was the superior weeb song?

DMC 4
youtube.com/watch?v=JnoPyEKGLYI

DMC 5
youtube.com/watch?v=hgy67ZBxdXI

>1 is outdated and didn't age at all
I'm getting mixed signals here
also game can't age bad or well you fucking retard, one should always perceive a game qualities by the standard of its time, and DMC1 was pretty good and ought to be at tried out and completed on normal by any newcomers

Might be the top of the tree then after urizen's fight, he sees nero and vergil are ok.

WE'RE FALLING TOGETHER

Is lady the worst character in DMC? She gets revenge crazy in three until she gets all tuckered out and cucks to dante, acting like a bitch the whole meanwhile then afterwards fucks off until 4 where she does fuck all except eat dante's pizza and barely kill a couple scarecrows, still acting like a total bitch but smug about it the whole while. She's less fun to play than lucina who knew when to bow out. Like who the hell invited her to hang around? She doesn't even look like his mother the bitch.

Grandpa HYDE

I'm guessing he sees something in the distance and its the nico van and he's amused by her crazy driving

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Ever since I played 1 as a kid, back and forth combos have always seemed intuitive enough for me. Specially because the basic, quintessential back and forth combos of 1, stinger and high time, are pretty self explanatory: stinger launches your sword forward, so it's the forward combo; high time moves you backward to launch the sword up, so it's the backward combo. Ifrit isn't weird, either. With time you come to understand why the game requires you to lock-on to do these, and that's about as complex as it gets.

I could MAYBE understand if they were playing 3 or 4 and they had trouble remembering nevan's or lucifer's combos, but everyting else seems pretty straightforward as it is. Like how do you make them simpler than they already are for the people that say they aren't intuitive or have too many button presses? what's DmC's version of a stinger like?

It's a waist of orbs because you don't need it to pull off any moves

It seems that Lady's superiority has caused you some problems.

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I really would like to see Lady get absolutely fucking pissed again at some point in the game.

right here
You're the spoiler user

Why have you brought this to my attention?

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She's a good character in 3 and a horrible one in 4.

What would you pay for a co-op devil may cry game where you play as Dante and Vergil before everything fell apart?

you sounds jelly, luciafag

I just come in here ever now and then to remind you guys this is a thing, shilling their brand cause I wish their were more clothing companies like this.

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1. Lady is cute and not a bitch.
2. 4 was rushed and that is a demerit to Capcom, not the characters

He was teasing her, but I bet she regrets not trying to kiss him every night as she looks at the ceiling.

Alright Yea Forums here's a challenge. Come up with some devil arms that would fit Vergil's style

DmC's stinger is forward forward attack, which isn't a bad input at all assuming you have a lock-on, which vanilla DmC didn't. It also had high time on a separate button.

>Playing as 8 year olds
No thanks.

Wouldn't they be like 7-8 in that?

I finnaly played MGR while waiting for this and it was fun. After beating it I noticed a feature I really hope is in DMC5. The option to just fight bosses. Always bugged me how in most bosses in 3 I had to go through a level just to refight the boss I want.

>You should see my twin brother

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Why Dante even aging? He's a demon

laters~

SINGLE FUCKING DIGITS

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>not a bitch.
shoots a guy who saved her life IN THE HEAD BEFORE SHE KNEW HE WAS A DEMON.

She's barely a character present in 4 at all.

So vergil allowed the qliphoth to grow in redgrave because yamato can open portals? why his childhood city?

WE'RE FALLING TOGETHER

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Because characters not aging is kinda faggy and overdone. We are getting older, let the characters too

*half demon

Half demon you newfag, humans age

>The guy who was able to catch a falling body with one arm
Yeah she wasn't sure , but she definitely had a hunch.

I'd like to see a kurisagama, but that's probably too flashy. A spear would be nice. Nevan but it's a violin.

>the game is fun since it's hard
>but nobody buys the game because it's hard
I hope this doesn't happen.

Some sort of polearm or maybe a rapier

He's a HALF-demon. he won't age if he stays in DT, according to Kamiya anyways

I like Mad Qualia for the ending "WOOOAAAUUOO" gang vocal shout

He ages slower than a human at least, so he won't die so soon ;_;

Unironically a scythe weapon of some kind.

1. Lady will turn into an Old one before long and will end up alone with cats because she absolutely is a bitch.
2. Trish will be eternally youthful succubi matrix mommgf.

>Nevan but it's a violin
You sir have a huge dick

Something similar to Aquila

TASTE THE BLOOD

Even if she had a hunch, he saved her from dying. Why shoot him immediately?

>>but nobody buys the game because it's hard
do you even dark souls

nitpicking here but that's not even the right colour of Dante's signature coat. That's too bright

I always wonder why Lady didn't already think the odd dude in the Red jacket who surfed on a missile for shits and giggles wasn't already some kind of demon.

>Dante will have to watch half his friends die of old age in front of him

because she thought all demons are bad

That was only in 1 which was retconned in 3.

3 implies they stayed together as brothers but something happened that split them up down the road.

I've got high hopes for Dante pulling some WOOHOO tier moves with King Cerberus's bo staff mode but Vergil being a ruthless fucker with a polearm/spear would be awesome.

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because she can survive getting stabbed in the thigh with a huge blade?

>he was obsessed with becoming the devil, so much he killed his own wife
>WOO HOO

What did he mean by this

If you want to nitpick thats fine I guess, still a fantastic coat though. My personal nitpick is I dont like the seams being visable by using a different color thread then the coat. Wish the seams just blended

I don't know how canon the DMC3 manga is anymore, but I remember it also implying that Vergil got split up from Dante after Mundus killed Eva. Dante only found out Vergil was still alive in the middle of the manga or some shit

That's kinda bitchy.