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Lincoln Howard
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Aaron Gray
NOOOO I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THAT CAPSULE
Brody King
He's in
Jonathan Rodriguez
Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signaIs more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.
Jonathan Wright
LEAVE SPIDEY'S WIFE ALONE
Isaiah Martin
Cooper Morris
who makes this shit
Jackson Morris
The model is public, so, everyone.
Nicholas Reed
Americans
Xavier Rivera
Some insane person made the disgusting model and posted it here so other autists could make the awful images and webms
Wyatt Martinez
Tick tock Refusteves
Brody White
never gets old huh
Gavin Cruz
Jonathan Sullivan
Were there any "villain" characters in the Sm4sh/Brawl era of rosterfaggotry, like how Steve is for Ultimate? I can't remember any potential character being so notorious.
David Martin
Obsessed.
Jordan Young
Fuck off Amerimutt
Easton Davis
>tfw Steveposting dropped off into borderline non-existence after Vergeben got BTFO
Landon Sanders
Steve is only notorious because stevefags and antistevefags combined made him so. If the general attitude around here changed, people would be posting about his moveset and actual possibilities instead of “SORRY BANJO”
This is evident by people in other parts of the internet talking about steve just the same as any other potential newcomer, the horrible model is completely absent and people dont exclude him as the ultimate joke character.
Luke Hall
Banjocucks absolutely SEETHING that their irrelevant characters won't get in.
Juan Green
The only reason he's a "villain" is because people specifically made the models and shit to be as dumb and ugly as possible. No one actually cares about him as a character.
Benjamin Kelly
I've started to wonder to myself if Peter Parker and Lucina might actually have good chemistry.
Isaac Wright
I'm thinking he's in
Brayden Gutierrez
Aaron Richardson
Steveposting is the Yea Forums equivalent of sneedposting - it's meant to be an extreme parody of smashfags that flood the catalog with roster threads and how their favorite animal mascot from the 90s is totally in guise. However since Steve perfectly represents the zoomer era (as opposed to Banjo, Geno etc), the shitposting is really effective at drawing ire from angry autists that think Steveposters actually want the character to be in the game. At some point though, it just becomes pissing in an ocean of piss.
Robert Hill
...
Carson Kelly
The ugly model only exists in the first place because of how much people disliked the idea of Steve being in Smash.
Kevin Roberts
Do you people even want Steve in or is it just shitposting?
Kayden Adams
So is this the new avatarfagging that a lot of Stevefucks are using now that their blocky turd got BTFO?
Jordan Green
absolutely seething banjocuck
Andrew Myers
>now that their blocky turd got BTFO?
But Steve turned banjo into a blocky turd
Chase Long
Reminder that this is the average Stevefag
Ethan Allen
See
Daniel Lewis
This stopped being funny or amusing twenty threads ago
Lincoln Hill
Sneedposting is just posting "Sneed" over and over again. Steveposting gets tons of OC and is a superior meme by default.
Kevin Robinson
host when
let's make use of this shitty thread
Levi Morales
Banjofags are closet furries and their rage has the fury of autism behind it
Zachary Wright
No, that would be that one fag who keeps trying to push klonoa.
Justin Walker
The politically correct term is Amerisharts, thank you.
Gabriel Parker
based
Daniel Gomez
>this stopped being funny or amusing twenty weeks go
ftfy
Leo Myers
I fucking hate these creepy assholes.
That person deserves shit in his life just for ruining ours.
Ian Ward
To the surprise of absolutely no one, they have a dedicated discord where they are constantly making these things and voting on which ones to post to Yea Forums.
also like 5 of them are trannies.
Charles Myers
Logan Butler
James Smith
It's over for stevecucks
Landon Morris
You better run away stevecucks when the slavic Chad gonna cut steve's head and become a SMBU's most profitable DLC character.
Jayden Adams
You really just confused me with a fucking Refusteve bro? C'mon...
Evan Ward
No he's just an open furry
Jaxson Johnson
Fool dosnt understand the intellectual complexities of steve posting
Nolan Sanchez
you are correct, that doesn't surprise me at all
Charles Cruz
Not really, but a fair amount of anti-hype was built up around Chrom and Chorus Men.
Gabriel Kelly
I would really welcome him on the grounds that Snake is currently the only SSBU character with a beard.
Nolan Russell
Honestly, Steve Sans Doomguy Dragonborn and Geralt are all really good picks. I'd take any combination of them.
Carter Taylor
Reminder that all Banjokes are r*dditors
Christopher Scott
It's beautiful just how mad these threads make smash autists. You faggots deserve anything that comes to you after shitting up the internet for years with your spergery over your garbage games.
Caleb Thompson
Easton Martinez
this unironically
Noah Rivera
fucking based
fuck rosterfags and their mental illness
Kevin Bailey
we need to destroy discord
Jace Richardson
Friendly reminder that the DLC fighters are
>Leon to go with the new RE Switch ports
>Banjo to go with the Games Pass port of Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie
>Olberic from Octopath Traveler
>Tidus to go with the FFX Port
Stevefags, you can leave any time.
Oliver Lewis
OH NO I AM REDDIT
Chase Kelly
there's a discord? this is like the first time i've heard of it
Dominic Young
>there's a discord?
You pretty much just confirmed it good job you mutilated fruit basket
Bentley Mitchell
I bought a Switch instead of a PS4 because the new smash is fun and I've already played Bloodborne on a friend's console.
It's a good party game console and now I can play Switch games whenever I want, wherever I want, and with whomever I want, and when Death Stranding comes out I can just go over to a friend's apartment and play that there.
Having friends as an adult is nice, I'm glad I wasn't very autistic in highschool and I graduated having made some decent friends who I still keep up with even through college.
I can't imagine how sad and lonely life would be without that.
Thomas Lewis
post an invite link
I want to be a based Steveposter too!
Dylan Sanders
stevefags BTFO by mr.grinch
youtube.com
Landon Edwards
se tonight
Noah Wright
fucking Dark Pit and the general concept of a 'wasted slot' had people seething constantly for every single pick
Henry Hughes
Steveposting is notorious here because some genius made a hilarious model and enough anons have blender experience to make easy OC with it. Don't tell me we would be having any of these threads if some hilarious 3D cartoonist didn't create a retarded supervillain model for people to screw around with.
Jaxon Adams
>Chrom got literally cucked out of a spot by his daughter
Connor Clark
FANTASTIC animation and sound
Jose Evans
I don’t actively want Steve but I’ll take Steve over anime humans any day lol
The only thing that would make me mad is if it’s Steve only without Banjo but if it’s both I’d be down with it